Xia Buyer raised his head and laughed. Wu Xiuxiu, who had just said "It feels so good", was ashamed and scared. She could only kneel down on the ground and act like a coward, but her boyfriend whispered beside her:
"Why didn't you tell Director Zhang here earlier? What is your relationship with him?"
"We've had a good time..."
Wu Xiuxiu looked at him with a cry in her eyes. Zhang Mingliang immediately widened his eyes in shock, then swallowed hard and hurriedly moved back a little, for fear that the devil Xia Buer would come to settle a score with him.
He knows Er's strength better than anyone else.
"Director Zhang! Are you here specially to wait for me..."
The red-clothed immortal official slowly walked to the middle of the courtyard and looked at Xia Buer up and down through the red gauze. The men she brought along formed two long queues that extended to the outside of the courtyard, but these guys all followed them as if they were possessed.
, kept muttering strange spells in his mouth.
Xia Buer raised his foot and stepped on the chair next to him, and said with a lewd smile: "I didn't expect that your Jiutian Xuannv is a female, and even the Immortal Official is a little girl, but it is such a pity that your face is covered with such a good figure.
, quickly pick it off and let me see it!"
“Bold!!!”
More than a dozen women in white gauze shouted together, and actually pulled out a dagger from their sleeves at the same time, but the red-clothed immortal official raised his hand and said: "In this world, Director Zhang is the most courageous person I have ever seen.
Mortal, but if Director Zhang really wants to see my true face, why don’t you come with me to the house and take a closer look, okay?”
"No! I won't go..."
Xia Buyer shook his head very bachelorly and said: "You are all so arrogant. What if you go into the house and say that I raped you? I will lose my reputation. Besides, my brothers are all outside."
, it would be bad if there was any misunderstanding and hurt these beautiful ladies under you!"
The immortal official said: "From what Director Zhang said, I think you want to surround this place and force me to submit, but do you think you have the ability?"
"How will you know if you don't try, right..."
Xia Buyer spread his hands and smiled, and said: "But I am also a good-hearted person, and I don't want to hurt innocent people. Besides, the big bald man under your command asked me to tell it that it failed to complete the task assigned by you.
I can only die first and wait for you below!"
"I don't know what you are talking about, I don't have any bald men..."
The immortal official shook his head slightly, his tone always confident and calm.
But Xia Fuji stepped forward and walked slowly to her side. He leaned against the red gauze covering her face and said with a smile: "Huang Taixian! The one who attacked me this afternoon, in fact, we are all friends. I won't stop you from pretending to be a ghost, but
Don’t be unhappy, either!”
"If I still say I don't know, you must think I'm lying..."
The immortal official suddenly raised his hand and lifted up the red gauze, revealing a charming and beautiful face. However, Xia Buer suddenly frowned. This girl was actually very similar to Sha Daji. He
He immediately asked: "Is your surname Sha? Monk Sha's name is Sha?"
"you……"
A look of shock finally appeared on the Immortal Official's face, but he quickly said coldly: "I have long forgotten my worldly name. Now I am just a housekeeper under the master, managing her slaves and believers for the master. You can
Just like everyone else, call me Jixiang Immortal Official, no need for the word “sir”, it’s vulgar!”
"This is so cool, I admire you..."
Xia Buyer held his hands in confusion and whispered: "I still say the same thing, as long as you don't come looking for death, I won't mess with you.
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Guys, oh no! You can have some fun if you have nothing to do, I'm still quite interested in you, but I won't stop you from pretending to be a ghost, okay?"
Sha Xianguan suddenly stretched out his hand to hold down the table next to him, and said calmly: "I'm afraid you have misunderstood. Our Daxian Temple never actively antagonizes people, unless they violate our taboos, and once they make us angry, he will definitely
It’s an ugly death!”
"Bang~"
Sha Xianguan suddenly slapped his palm on the table, and there was a muffled sound of "boom". The whole table collapsed in an instant, which frightened all the guests in the courtyard and exclaimed, and they all nodded in fear.
, many people even banged their heads.
Xia Buyer smiled and said: "It's interesting! The force was exerted on the table, but the table legs were broken. If Newton knew about this, he would definitely climb out of the coffin and overturn all his physics conclusions!"
"Wow~"
Xia Buer suddenly bent over and opened the table, only to see that all four table legs were broken, but the broken positions were not only high and low, but also looked like they were broken by a sledgehammer, but she couldn't see her
No matter how you do it, the power definitely doesn't come from this little girl.
"Do you really want to know? I can let you try..."
Sha Xianguan suddenly smiled strangely and slapped Xia Buer's chest with a palm. However, he suddenly pulled out the electric baton from his waist. It popped open with a "click" and instantly became longer. He pressed it directly on his calf.
Turned the switch.
"Pa~"
The electric prod suddenly made a loud bang, and Xia Buer's feet made a muffled sound at the same time. The concrete cover of the storm drain trembled violently, but Xia Buer didn't think anything of it. Instead, he said with a mischievous smile: "Oh!
It turns out he’s hiding down there!”
"..."
Sha Xianguan's expression changed in shock, and he retracted his right hand in a panic, but Xia Buer grabbed her and pulled her into his arms, and said in her ear: "Little bitch! Tell your master, if you fuck me again
If you are so shameless, I will blow up your bitch nest, do you hear me?"
"Director Zhang is very clever, Xiaoxian will definitely bring your words to..."
Sha Xianguan forcefully shook off his hand, immediately took two steps back and put down the red gauze covering his face, and walked out the door angrily, but a very beautiful mature woman hurriedly raised her head and asked: "Xianguan
Sir! What should I...my son do?"
"Please entertain me, Director Zhang. If he loses a hair, you are the only one I will ask, huh..."
Sha Xianguan stepped out of the gate without looking back, and the two captains of servants also left. At this time, everyone on the ground dared to raise their heads, looking at Xia Buer, who was the only one standing proudly in the courtyard.
There was a look of fear on everyone's face. They probably thought that the slap just now would kill him.
Xia Buyer turned around and said with a smile: "Stop kneeling! I won't give you red envelopes, and my internal organs have been damaged by others' internal force. It is estimated that I will definitely die within a hundred years! Hahaha..."
"Haha~"
Huang Baihe also covered her mouth and laughed. Many arrogant people also snickered. Only the bridegroom officer's mother looked livid. She was from the Daxian Temple after all. The immortal officer ate it on Xia Bu'er.
Deflated, she also lost face.
"Family friends, please take a seat quickly, the banquet is now officially open..."
The groom's father quickly helped his wife up, and everyone also stood up and took their seats. However, seeing Xia Buer being so easy-going, many people had the courage to come over to flatter him. Even Huang Lily was praised to the sky, and the banquet was instead
became secondary.
Xia Buer picked up a toothpick and said with a sneer: "What are you two still doing here? Go eat the shit with the table!
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"Woo~"
Huang Lily's two male classmates looked at each other bitterly, one of them walked to the toilet obediently, and the other actually chewed the table on the spot, but Huang Lily smiled and said: "Okay! My fiancé is joking with you, he
You’re not so narrow-minded!”
"Thank you, Director! Thank you, Director..."
The two of them bowed again and again as if they had received amnesty. Xia Buer waved his hands to disperse the flatterers, and asked Huang Lily's classmates to sit down. Then he smiled at Zhang Mingliang and said: "Major Zhang! I heard that you and Daxian
The people in the temple are very familiar, have you met their Jiutian Xuannv?"
"No! Never..."
Zhang Mingliang shook his head a little cautiously and said: "The Nine Heavens Xuannv lives deep in the Great Immortal Temple. Outsiders and low-level servants are not allowed to enter. I only saw her once from a distance at the temple fair, but she also covered her face with a white gauze.
, it is said that she is so beautiful that she doesn’t need to cover her face with gauze to make all men crazy about her!”
"How long has the Daxian Temple existed..."
Xia Buyer handed him a cigarette, and Zhang Mingliang took it with fear and said: "Not long! It should be less than three months, but the number of believers is growing very fast. If the superiors had not vigorously restricted superstitious activities, most people would probably
Become a believer!”
Xia Buyer patted him on the shoulder and said: "Do a good job! You are the guards of the inner city. No matter who the Hong family is named in the future, he needs you to maintain public order. Come to the Xie Family Courtyard tomorrow to have tea with me.
, I’m optimistic about you!”
"Thank you, Director, for your cultivation, oh no! Thank you, Director, for your appreciation..."
Zhang Mingliang nodded excitedly, but suddenly there was a burst of applause in the courtyard. The bride in a red wedding dress walked out of the room with a handsome young man in a black suit on her arm.
Very energetic, but with a frown on his face and a reluctant look on his face.
"You don't look like a fool..."
Xia Buyer looked over in surprise, but Zhang Mingliang pointed at his head and said: "Retarded! IQ is about the same as that of a child. He always thinks he is a dog. I heard that he even fucked his watchdog.
Well, his father was so angry that he almost vomited blood, so he found him a wife to take care of him!"
"Woof~"
The groom suddenly barked at the dog at the door. Everyone looked back in surprise and saw someone's little white dog running past the door. The bride immediately turned red with shame and hurriedly pulled him and said, "We're getting married! So...
There are so many guests watching, so stop making trouble!"
"You are not my wife, I will not marry you..."
The groom pushed her away without shame. After looking around, he suddenly grinned and walked straight to Xia Buer's table. He looked at Wu Xiuxiu's butt and shouted, "I want to marry her. She has a big butt."
, I like wives with big butts!”
"Hahaha……"
The guests all over the courtyard burst into laughter. Wu Xiuxiu, who was so ashamed and angry, wanted to find a crack in the floor to crawl in. Even Xia Buer laughed happily and said: "Young man, you have good taste. He knows the beauty of big-assed girls. Look around me."
How about this, am I qualified to be your wife?"
"Disgusting! He and I are classmates..."
Huang Baihe punched his shoulder angrily, Xia Buer picked up the tea cup and laughed, Quan thought he had nothing to do to amuse the silly boy, but the groom suddenly muttered: "I don't like her, she looks like Li Xuezhu
, but Li Xuezhu always pulls my tail and won’t let me go to bed!”
"Pfft~"
Xia Buer took a sip of tea and spat it out, staring blankly at the groom with his mouth wide open.