Liu Shiba's words came out of his mouth without any reason, but they attracted all kinds of imagination, speculation, and speculation among the people accompanying him...
Three or four people, each talking about his own thing, all expressing their opinions!
But in fact, Liu Shiba didn't listen to any of the bullshit. What was spinning in his head was Li Ergou's wife, Aunt Cuihua, with a mouth full of big black teeth...
The big black teeth are all spinning, but the appearance of Liu Shiba’s skin is the same as usual!
Liu Shiba was still smiling. When someone said this, he would kowtow in agreement, and when someone said that, he would kowtow and smile in agreement. Anyway, no matter what he said, he would smile and agree with everyone's opinions.
What you said is all right. Liu Shiba nodded. The only thing he didn't have was his opinion. In just these few minutes, he lost his opinion!
And who would really care about such a minor flaw?
"call!"
Within a few breaths, Liu Shiba gasped and came back to his senses with a jolt!
After his mind cleared up, his first action was not the evil thing that he was worried about just now. Instead, he immediately resumed the state he was in before losing his mind and listened carefully to who was talking nonsense...
At first glance, it turned out to be the unlucky child Solanta?
Liu Shiba secretly took a breath in his heart: This guy just slapped him in vain, and he couldn't find the person who suffered it?
Are you so depressed and panicked at the bottom of your heart, and are you thinking about arguing and making your face turn red?
That's not right... Liu Shiba's heart moved!
If you look closely, you can see that Solanta is bulging her eyes at him?
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Solanta bulged her eyes, rolled her eyes, and muttered two half-assed old Bangzi dialects she learned from Liu Shiba:
"Ying Zheng is indeed a big shot! A living person takes up the quota, and a dead person takes up a lot of space..."
After Solanta said these two sentences, several people nearby looked dumbfounded and blinked their eyelids. It was so uncomfortable to hear this...
The American English pronunciation is used as dumpling fillings, the Henan old Bangzi dialect is used as dumpling wrappers, and the yin and yang dumplings are pinched out. Whoever eats them will vomit...
Solanta's words made Liu Shiba's movements slightly stiff for no reason.
Liu Shiba turned his back to everyone, his arrow trembled violently, his waist twisted, and he held one hand on the trunk of the old locust tree, but his legs were stunned and couldn't hold it in, so he paused lightly!
A series of small body movements did not arouse anyone's special attention, unless he kept staring at Liu Shiba without blinking!
Liu Shiba withdrew his hand from the tree trunk, straightened his chest and stood upright on the branch of the old locust tree!
After a few breaths, Liu Shiba looked calm, slowly turned his head, touched his chin and frowned without saying a word, then his eyes suddenly changed and he said sharply:
"Just now, the phantom formation lingering around the old locust tree has been broken, the road ahead is clear, and the situation is relatively tight now.
Meng Tianfang has a higher level of force, so it is his duty to lead the charge. You are the first one, get off!"
Liu Shiba's facial expressions changed several times, causing several people around him to faint.
"yes!"
Meng Tianfang clasped his hands into his fists, with some doubts on his face, but he jumped down without hesitation.
Next came Cuihua, then Solanta, and finally, Uncle Ergou, who took Liu Shiba as his son to read two books since he was a child!
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Liu Shiba's palms were covered with sweat, his eyes closed and opened again, and his teeth bitten again and again. Finally, he forced his neck to twist and look at Li Ergou, and gasped:
"There's one thing I haven't noticed all this time! I need to ask Uncle Ergou before I go in now."
Li Ergou was stunned and responded:
"What? Are you considered a bastard? You're an eighteen-year-old ancestor? You'll swallow all the feces to the root of the chrysanthemum."
Why are you just starting to look for the toilet when you're looking at someone who's going to shoot a javelin? Isn't it too late?"
Liu Shiba laughed ferociously for no reason and responded quietly:
"I feel like taking off my pants and farting is worth it!"
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There is another chapter at the back, with continuous updates!