"I feel like taking off my pants and farting is worth it!"
Li Ergou's sinister sarcasm did not bring any embarrassment to Liu Shiba. On the contrary, the corner of his mouth quirked up and he added:
"Don't say that the feces and urine are held in Houhuamenting. Even if that dirty thing turns around and sprays back into your mouth, what will happen?"
Just as he finished speaking, Liu Shiba's expression changed and he suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed Li Ergou, who was shaking his head and taking long strides, and was jumping into the hole of the locust tree!
"Hey hey hey! Uncle Ergou - don't rush in and jump in first."
Liu Shiba made a string of gratuitous comments, and then he made a strange and sinister smile!
Moreover, his words are full of meaning!
That eerie smell made Li Ergou's heart suddenly tremble...
Why did they all go down, leaving me alone with what to say in the end?
As if thinking of something uneasy, Li Ergou's complexion instantly turned livid!
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On the contrary, Liu Shiba's expression relaxed. At this moment, he spoke very fast, but with a rare serious tone, and asked:
"Uncle Ergou! I grew up like a wild child in Liujiatun. Apart from my grandfather and Village Chief Lao Li, Uncle Ergou and I are the most affectionate. He treats me like a son, right?"
Li Ergou stared straight at Liu Shiba and said solemnly:
"nonsense……"
Liu Shiba breathed a sigh of relief and said happily:
"That's it! I was superfluous and asked nonsense..."
"The point of this nonsense is - labor and capital have no sons!"
After Li Ergou cursed, he twisted his lips and added:
"Okay, since you were a little kid, those two lumps of flesh have been poking back, and I know what kind of shit you're going to do. Just tell me what you want. I don't like that set of false things.
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Liu Shiba chuckled sinisterly, nodded and said:
"That's right! Otherwise you wouldn't have changed one person's face and another, thinking of ways to get close to me and protect me..."
Li Ergou's eyes widened and he said angrily:
"It's nonsense again. If you don't tell me, I'll go down first!"
Liu Shiba grabbed Li Ergou's hand and suddenly increased his strength. After pulling and twisting, the two of them sat on the tree at the same time!
At this moment, Li Ergou's expression really changed!
The livid face has a tendency to turn from blue to pitch black!
Liu Shiba immediately stretched out three fingers of his right hand and said urgently:
"I have three questions. Before we go down, I want to ask Uncle Ergou for advice! I just remembered to ask for advice because I was cramming. Isn't it too late?"
Li Ergou said with a gloomy face and gritted his teeth:
"It's not too late! You asked..."
The corners of Liu Shiba's mouth curled up slightly and he said softly:
"First question, I would like to ask why in the historical documents of the past, when Qin Shihuang was victorious, there was not a queen on his side?
Even titles such as imperial concubine, empress, concubine, etc. are stingy.
In this case, where did his dozen sons and daughters come from? Unless he is infertile, but if Qin Da is the Qin Emperor Ying Zheng after being brainwashed by the virus, then how can my silly girl Feng Qingwu give him a fat baby?
A doll?
Nowadays, Qingwu sister is as ignorant as Qin Da, and she has committed a great evil...
What I want to ask is, what is the significance of the part about Emperor Qin having no queen?"
When Li Ergou heard Liu Shiba's equally unreasonable question, he frowned and whispered a few words, as if he was considering something...
Unexpectedly, just when Li Ergou was about to speak, he didn't expect that the tree knot between Liu Shiba and Li Ergou was the hole in the old locust tree. Through the illusion formation, a head popped out, and the
The two of them were shocked...
The guy with his head popping up and returning to the ground is Solanta...
Solanta, who shook her head and half-squinted her eyes, was still savoring the conversation between Liu Shiba and Li Ergou just now, sighing and praising:
"Chinese culture is indeed profound and profound... This ordinary grammar makes me, Solanta, the most democratic person in the United States, suddenly feel that if I don't learn Henan dialect, I will be a useless person in this life..."
"That's enough..."
When Liu Shiba and Li Ergou heard Solanta muttering, they almost lost their temper. Ergou turned away and was speechless...
Yagyu Sect sternly vowed to guard the old locust tree and sit cross-legged at the roots of the old tree! The previous conversation between Liu Shiba and Li Ergou was too quiet, so he didn't care!
So Yagyu Sogan began to take a nap, determined to serve as a human shield to repay the Lord's kindness and resolutely protect the Lord. But when he heard Solanta's loud words, he suddenly felt his face twitching and turning purple from holding back...
Liu Shiba suddenly turned around and asked:
"Why did you come up again? Who asked you to get up? Cuihua and Meng Tianfang? Can you hear what I and Ergou said from below?"
Solanta smiled and responded:
"I can't hear you. It's like there is a soundproof cover! That's why Cuihua wonders why you didn't get off. Is there any delay? Let me take a look and tell you to get down quickly..."
Before Solanta could finish speaking, Liu Shiba's eyes turned cold, he kicked Solanta in the face angrily, and cursed:
"Who the hell is your boss? If you don't choose the right time, if Cuihua asks you to eat shit, why don't you go and eat a big pile?
Hmm!...You are still the strongest special forces soldier? Could it be that the soldiers trained by the United States are just like you, unorganized and undisciplined? If labor and management remember that you will still be an official..."
"Boss? OK, I know I was wrong and I shouldn't go back without permission, OK? Please, don't spit in my mouth again... ugh..."
Solanta shrunk her head and slid down in despair. She moved very quickly, but Liu Shiba still spit on her face!
Just a moment ago, when Solanta was being scolded, her face was sprayed with saliva. In addition to Solanta, there was also Li Ergou with a gloomy look...
The pair of dazzling eyes hidden under Li Ergou's small eyes did not pay attention to the two insulting words that were foaming at the mouth. Instead, he lowered his head slightly and squinted his eyes, staring straight at Liu Shiba's hands——
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Those hands were making weird and obscure gestures...
That? It's a secret sign language passed down from the old Liu family to the tomb-robbing and gold-finding sect, which is passed down from male to female...
Regardless of whether they are direct relatives or not, as long as they are male children, this tricky technique is passed down to them. No one usually uses it, so it is rarely used. It is more rare than rare...
But now, Li Ergou was lucky enough to meet Liu Shiba and used this unique technique...
The whole technique from beginning to end lasted only a few words about Liu Shiba burying Solanta, all at the same time!
The meaning expressed in it is far beyond what can be explained clearly in a few words...
Li Ergou had a strange look on his face, looking up at Liu Shiba's chattering lips, with a hint of sharp green light in his eyes...
When Solanta disappeared into the cave of the locust tree for the second time, Liu Shiba looked at Li Ergou, showed a nervous and evil smile and said:
"This gesture is the second question! Uncle Ergou, please think about it and take the time to tell me more detailed news! Okay?"
Li Ergou's eyes seemed to wander for a moment, then quickly focused again, and he sighed quietly:
"The third one, keep asking!"
Liu Shiba gritted his teeth and said:
"You're pretending to be a ghost. You admit that the guy named Old Tang was the one you designed in various ways, right?"
Li Ergou glanced at Liu Shiba and said nothing...
"If you don't say anything? That's acquiescing to what you said before! I just want to know one thing directly, where is Lao Cao? Is Cao Xiong the Ergou Shu you, a role you played hard?"
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I’ll give another update when I’m done, to make up for the late update last night!
