Chapter 1394: The most shocking secret, under the throbbing
Li Ergou's expression froze for a while, then he raised his head and responded seriously:
"That guy Cao Xiong is definitely not me. Even if I try to do thousands of plastic surgeries, it won't help. His palmistry is unparalleled in the world!
To be honest, your grandpa’s palmistry is not as refined as that of Lao Cao! Because your grandpa’s palmistry is half-baked, I guess it’s only after Lao Cao became a disciple of the art that the two of them exchanged ideas!”
"ah?"
Liu Shiba was really surprised when he suddenly heard this sentence!
Grandpa has always been a master of Feng Shui and the master of Xunlong Diantun.
A super master, the only captain who is above the fifth level of gold-touching, a fierce man who has practiced tomb robbing to the point where his character has been sublimated and his realm is almost transcendent!
But now, Li Ergou has uncovered an old score. It turns out that the physiognomy used by one of the six thieves to break through the fifth grade captain came from Lao Cao?
"Didn't Cao Xiong say that his physiognomy is only at the fourth level?"
Liu Shiba's face was full of disbelief and suspicion!
Li Ergou smiled contemptuously and said sarcastically:
"Fourth level? Can you calculate the past and future? Say your ancestral graves are smoking green? Fourth level, can you play the sixty-four hexagrams of a tortoise shell for money? What a joke? That's a magical skill...
The one who can touch your palms, pinch your toe bones, see if your body is black and red, and tell you whether your family's blessings or misfortunes have been mutually beneficial in the near future...isn't it the fourth grade of physiognomy..."
Liu Shiba bared his teeth and hesitated for a long time, secretly scolding Lao Cao, "You have deceived labor and management so hard..."
Later, Liu Shiba cursed to himself:
"Old Cao! He died in a strange way, and he didn't change his face even against such a powerful enemy.
At the Jiuyou Tongtian Tower, what I didn’t expect was that he got hot-headed and volunteered to stop the Tongtian Cult Leader. He only served as cannon fodder once and then ended up with nothing? How did he calculate this fate..."
"Chirp chirp chirp..."
Li Ergou's face twisted when he heard this, and he let out a series of inhuman laughter, which was so breathtaking!
"Why are you laughing, Uncle Ergou? Damn it, is it possible that what labor and management said is wrong?"
Liu Shiba squinted his eyes and said sarcastically with a stern face.
Li Ergou burst into laughter and burst into tears!
After Liu Shiba laughed so hard that his face showed the ugly look of holding in a stool and spinning all over the floor, Li Ergou turned serious, slowed down his tone seriously, and said slowly with a calm expression and a chuckle:
"Both you and the employer are dead, but he will never be able to force you to death!"
Liu Shiba gritted his teeth and said with a ferocious smile:
"Old turtle grandson! Playing tricks on me again..."
"call……"
After calming down the distortion in his heart, Liu Shiba took a breath, then raised his head to look directly at Li Ergou's sharp green eyes, and asked:
"So! This is the last question, Lao Cao - Cao Xiong! Who the hell is he?"
Li Ergou pursed his lips and responded easily:
"He——is your biological father! Poor Guawa'er..."
"Wow..."
"Get the fuck out of here..."
"I have only lived a few years now, and I have already recognized three biological fathers. Isn't that enough?"
Liu Shiba stood up suddenly when he heard this!
"Eighteen! Respect the old and love the young? I'll give your mother a hundred..."
Then, Liu Shiba's eyes widened, and he flew up without hesitation, kicking Li Ergou, who was screaming and laughing wildly, directly into the big hole in the old locust tree that broke the illusion...
When he was done, Liu Shiba waved his hands contentedly, patted the short Japanese-style coat that the governor wore, which was full of patterns of gold, dragons, and jade phoenixes. He muttered and added:
"Don't say it a hundred times, even if you do it a thousand times today, labor and management will kick you for my own mother!
What the hell, is it like Lao Cao who never wipes his mouth when eating? How much pain and anger must my mother endure before he can climb into bed and make dolls?
Uncle Li Ergou, tell me, isn’t it? If I don’t kick you hard, I’ll be sorry for having the dignity of being that kid for decades..."
After all was said and done, Liu Shiba turned around with a huff, and silently stared at the Noda Castle wall not far away with his hands behind his back, his eyes deep and his mind wandering...
"kill……"
"Bang bang bang..."
"Bang bang bang..."
"Crack, crackle, crackle..."
In the direction of the city wall, fierce shouts of killing suddenly rang out, the salvos of Sanba Gaigai, and the roar of earth cannons instantly brought Liu Shiba's mind back from the outer world!
Turning around and taking a step towards the tree hole, Liu Shiba turned his head again, stared deeply at the direction of Noda City Wall for the last time, then took a big step resolutely, and fell directly into the big hole of the old locust tree...
The air is filled with the faint fragrance of locust leaves!
