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Chapter 37 The milk is squirting out

Zheng Yi, a columnist and film critic on Douban.com, sighed and shook his head at the two companions beside him, "The invitation that Lao Lin sent us is to watch such a movie. We must talk about him later!"

Anxi, a full-time film critic for Tengxun Entertainment, smiled and said, "I haven't seen this movie yet. It's a bit unprofessional for Lao Zheng to jump to conclusions easily!"

"Do you still need to watch this? You use such low-level means to hype up and arouse the curiosity of the audience. If the quality of the film is good, is it necessary to do such a thing?" Zheng Yi looked like he hated iron.

"Our domestic film market is not doing well right now. More and more people are focusing on publicity and gimmicks, while ignoring the essence of the film!"

"I don't think Miss An is interested in this director, but if he really did it all by himself, then this Tang An would be a lot more complicated!" Huang Zhuo, another Sohu Entertainment columnist, joked.

"But even if it is not all, but only half of the positions, it is the first time in film history!"

Anxi, who had just turned 30 this year, rolled her eyes at him, "Old Huang, you are getting more and more ungrateful. This director is only 23 years old, and my nephew is almost as old!"

"Just kidding, just kidding, don't disturb the audience!" Huang Zhuo laughed and pointed at the big screen, signaling that the movie was about to start!

Not only them, Xinlang reporter Li Zhiye, who had interviewed Tang An at the film festival and had watched the movie several times, also had a look of horror on his face.

"How is it possible that such a good film was completed by one person independently? He is the only one in the entire crew!"

At that time, the films screened at the film festival did not need to include the names of the people behind the scenes, only the names of the protagonists and directors were on the posters.

If the 23-year-old director is shocking, then the crew of this person is shocking.

Is it all hype?

Li Zhiye also had this idea in his mind, and then his suspicions became deeper and deeper.

Everything is hype, and the director Tang An may even be fake. How can a 23-year-old new director make such an excellent movie?

Like a water bottle opening a hole, suspicion quickly amplified, and he began to question whether Tang An was the real director.

...

While the audience was thinking their own thoughts, the opening credits of the movie finally passed, and a huge shark head at the beginning shocked everyone.

"Damn, this special effect is great, I'm spitting out coke!"

"Num, you're spraying coke all over the old paper!"

"Okay, okay, my milk almost spurted out!"

"Watching movies and drinking milk, this brother is weird enough!"

"This shark is quite realistic and full of bloodthirsty. You can look forward to it later!"

"I originally thought that there would be no sharks like in "Jaws", otherwise it would be 50-cent special effects!"

Audiences who originally believed that the movie was shoddy and just based on hype now put aside their prejudices and began to watch the movie seriously.

The three film critics also sat up straight, staring at the big screen with interest, recording something on their hands from time to time.

Next the heroine appears, takes off her clothes and puts on a surfing suit.

Her youthful and beautiful figure has made the majority of male compatriots shine, and their eyes are glued to the big screen.

When the big screen kept skipping close-ups of Yang Mi's front and rear parts, all the male compatriots couldn't move their eyes away.

Until the heroine pulled the zipper of the surfing suit, but it was too tight and couldn't be pulled up, almost blocking the flesh to form a perfect arc. From time to time, the sound of the Adam's apple twitching could be heard in the quiet screening room.

From taking off clothes, stretching, applying sunscreen, putting on a surfing suit, and finally getting into the water, the whole process lasted for two minutes, showing off the perfect figure of a young and beautiful girl in all directions.

The three film critics looked at each other in shock when they saw this. They had never seen a movie that only showed off the actress's figure at the beginning.

After looking around, Zheng Yi wrote something on the paper, "The beginning is very attractive to male viewers!"

The next scene of swimming and surfing lasted almost seven or eight minutes. The camera still followed the heroine closely, not missing any opportunity to show off her figure!

Afterwards, the shadows on the seabed made the audience nervous for a moment, but when they saw the passing dolphins, they relaxed and continued to admire the heroine's figure.

Later, the whale carcass floating on the sea and the huge shadow under the heroine were also thought by the audience to deliberately create an atmosphere.

However, this time the wolf really came... No, the shark really came, biting the heroine on the thigh and dragging the heroine into the water.

In the scarlet sea water, the heroine screamed in panic and danced her limbs wildly.

"Oh my god, you scared me to death!"

"Damn it, it's so scary. The scene just now looked like people in ghost movies before they were killed by ghosts!"

"I just remembered that this is a horror movie. I had only watched it as a landscape movie before!"

"Most horror movies have dark scenes, but the lights in this movie are so bright. I was not prepared at all!"

"When I first fell into the water, I thought it was a dolphin again, but I didn't expect a shark to actually appear!"

The audience was shocked, and some of the more delicate people were holding their chests and gasping for air, unable to even speak!

Xinlang column film critic Zheng Yi really began to take this movie seriously at this time, and at the same time he wrote this paragraph.

"The sudden change in painting style gives people a strong contrast and makes the audience look forward to the following plot even more!"

Then the heroine escaped to a rock and used earrings and necklaces to sew herself.

"I'll go, it hurts just looking at it!"

"hiss!!!!"

"Is the director a pervert? He actually came up with a way to use earrings and necklaces to sew stitches!"

"Wouldn't it be more painful if we use seawater to disinfect it?"

"This is just adding salt to the wound!"

"That's cool, but metal doesn't get infected?"

"Finally the sewing is finished, I almost fainted from the pain just looking at it!"

As night falls, the sea begins to rise, leaving little time for the heroine.

After spending a lonely night, the two friends who surfed together during the day were mercilessly devoured by sharks, and the heroine began to break out!

Passing through a place where jellyfish gathered, we came to a nearby floating tower, and finally used the steel bars fixed at the bottom of the floating tower to kill the shark.

A huge impact sound spread throughout the auditorium through the speakers, and the shark hit the bottom of the sea hard and was stabbed all the way through.

When the movie ends, the audience is still immersed in the exciting plot and has not recovered.

In fact, starting from the second half of the movie, you can rarely hear the audience's exclamations. Even when it comes to the more exciting scenes, most people did not make a sound and stared at the big screen.

It wasn't until 3 minutes later, when the ending song was played, that the audience reacted.

"Pah, pah, pah..."

The auditorium, which was nearly half occupied, began to burst into chaotic applause, slowly gathering together and lasting like a tidal wave.

"It's so beautiful and exciting!"

"My heart started to pound when I was halfway through watching it. I was afraid that the heroine would die in the mouth of a shark in the end!"

"Made, I'm so nervous that I don't even dare to go to the toilet!"

"It's worth the trip. Let's get going later!"

"It seems that the show won't start until 12 o'clock in the morning. Let's go shopping and have a late night snack before coming back!"

"Anyway, I won't go to work tomorrow, so I will watch it again even if I can't sleep!"

"It doesn't matter if it's just hype. If you can make such a good movie, it doesn't matter if it's just hype!"

PS: Please collect and recommend, there are only two ratings left to reach 10!!! Please give me a five-star review!!!

In addition, I would like to ask weakly if any book friends have a book list and can help me add it for a few days. Now there is only one recommendation for the web version, and the recommendation slot of the APP seems to be the same as last week's book today, which is a waste of a day.

Time, I don’t know what happened!


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