Chapter 45 I, Wu Dalang, I'm a little panicked now
Seeing a new person joining, Yue Buqun immediately seemed to have seen a savior and couldn't wait to change the topic.
Yue Buqun: "Welcome newcomers to the group, welcome, welcome! Wu Dalang Wu Song"
Ning Caichen: "Welcome to the new... Oh my god, it's another second-level boss. With this attitude, I'm afraid I won't really become the only designated rookie in this group."
Dongfang Bubai: "Young man, please take a photo, maybe you are the one I like! Wu Dalang Wu Song"
Nezha: "Where did Group Leader Gou go? Did you forget to bring me the little man's painting that I asked for? Group Leader Wang Ziwen."
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For a time, the addition of new people really diverted a lot of attention from everyone.
Yue Buqun finally breathed a sigh of relief when he realized that Dongfang Bubai was finally no longer obsessed with beating himself up.
On the other side, in the Water Margin world, Wu Song was entrusted by the county magistrate to escort a group of prisoners to the pasture.
Passing by a dilapidated small earth temple, I planned to sit down and rest for a while, but suddenly there was a ding-dong sound in my mind, and a creature that looked like a bird but not a bird jumped out.
Wu Er was startled and subconsciously stood up, looking around with a pair of tiger eyes.
However, after searching for a long time, he found no clues. With a solemn look on his face, Wu Song decisively clasped his hands and bowed towards the temple door.
"I don't know who the master is passing by, hunting tigers and pine trees. I am mistakenly loved by the county magistrate, and I am the capital of Yanggu County. Today I am escorting a group of prisoners to the pasture. I have an errand. I hope you won't joke with me."
Several officers who were escorting the prisoners were suddenly frightened after hearing Wu Song's words. They hurriedly pulled out the sword from their waists, and formed a circle back to back to guard against possible crises.
Dongfang Bubai: "There are so many newbies. This is the Zhutian Mythology chat group. The basic information is already in your mind. You should be able to understand it after taking a look."
Hearing this, Wu Song closed his eyes in doubt. For a while, without turning his head, he waved to the police officers behind him to signal that the crisis was over.
Wu Song: "It is really the method of the immortal family, Wu Er, I have met all my friends."
Yue Buqun: "You're so polite, newcomer. You are a second-level boss. We will count on your support in the future!"
Wu Song: "No matter how small or small, if you can use me, don't be polite. Wu Er will definitely do his best."
Dongfang Bubai: "Then take a photo first!"
Wu Song: "...I don't know...what are explosive photos?"
Dongfang Bubai: "You just imagine what you usually look like, and then upload it to the group, and we can see it."
Wu Song: "Then...let me try."
Not long after, a message suddenly popped up in the group
Group member "Wu Song" sent a picture to the chat group.
Clicking on the picture, a brave and bearded man appeared in front of everyone.
Dongfang Bubai: "Oops, this damn sweetness is the feeling that makes my heart flutter."
Wu Song: "Well, thank you very much for the compliment, girl."
Yue Buqun: "Newcomers, don't pay attention to the person upstairs, that's a dead man..."
Suddenly, as if he had a reaction, Yue Buqun turned pale and swallowed the last word "demon" in a daze, but it was of no use.
Dongfang Bubai: "Yue! No! Qun! Let me die!!!"
Yue Buqun: "Master Dongfang, no, it's Fairy Dongfang. I was wrong. Please be kind to me... ah!"
On that day, a man in red clothes flew over the top of Huashan Mountain. The leader of the Huashan Sect, Yue Buqun, was defeated by the invincible power of the East and was stabbed with seven or forty-nine needles, turning him into a candied haws skewer.
Poor Master Yue used his blood and tears to once again prove to us that if you don’t seek death, you won’t die.
Seeing that the two people suddenly disappeared from the group, Wu Song felt a little uneasy.
Wu Song: "Um, brother Yue Buqun, are you okay?"
Ning Caichen: "It doesn't matter. They are exchanging feelings. Their relationship is better than you think."
At this time, Wu Dalang, who had been an invisible man since joining the group, finally couldn't hold back and spoke.
Wu Dalang: "Is it Erlang? I am your brother, Wu Dalang!"
Wu Song: "Huh? Brother? Why are you also in the group? No, how can you prove that you are my brother?"
Without further ado, Wu Dalang also uploaded a picture of the gourd painting.
Nezha: "Pfft, these short statures... ahem, that... I mean, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
Halfway through laughing, he seemed to realize that what he was doing was a bit hurtful. Thinking about how his mother usually taught him, Nezha stuck out his tongue and apologized a little embarrassedly.
Fa Hai's Prajna Heart Sutra has calmed down his anger a lot. Today, he is no longer the irascible young man who would set Qiantang Pass on fire if he disagreed.
Wu Dalang smiled innocently, but he didn't care.
"It doesn't matter. People don't say that to me every day or two. I've long been used to it."
Wu Song: "Brother, it's you! Wait, who beat you like this? I've only been gone for three days, who dared to hurt my brother!"
In the original photo, Wu Dalang was leaning miserably on the bed, with his already ugly black face so swollen that he almost looked unrecognizable.
"It's not a big deal. I accidentally dropped it when I was selling pancakes. It's a small injury. It'll be fine in two days. You must not delay the county for a trivial matter like my sesame seeds and cereal skin."
I have an errand, your sister-in-law is at home, don’t worry!”
Fearing that his brother would become angry and abandon his errands and go straight back home, Wu Dalang quickly comforted him.
"Then...okay, I'll ask my sister-in-law to help you recuperate for the next few days. When Wu Er comes back from his errands, he will definitely seek justice for you!"
Gritting his teeth, although he was still a little angry, he knew in his heart that what his brother said was reasonable, so Wu Song could only suppress the anger in his heart for the time being.
At this time, Fahai, who had been diving for a long time, finally emerged.
"If you really listen to your brother and wait until you finish your errands before going back, I'm afraid you will have to collect his remains. Wu Song"
Only then was Wu Dalang reluctantly persuaded him. After listening to Fahai's words, Wu Song's heart suddenly rose to his throat again.
"Your Excellency...what do you mean by this?"
Ning Caichen: "That's the only designated boss of our group. Even the group leader wants to call him brother. You must listen to his words. You are right!"
But he is a master of flattery.
Nezha also fully agreed.
Fahai: "Donor Ning is making false praises. The young monk only barely knows some magical powers. I think your brother's life is in danger, so I say this."
Seeing that the two water friends who had joined the group early had such high regard for Fahai, Wu Song's ominous premonition became more and more serious, and he quickly asked for advice.
"Please ask senior to teach me."
Fa Hai: "Wu Dalang, let me ask you, are your injuries caused by catching and raping your wife and having an affair with that adulterer Ximen Qing?"
Wu Dalang: "Senior, how did you know?!"
Wu Song: "What? How dare that bird man humiliate my brother like this? I'll come back soon and have to castrate that guy! And your mother-in-law, I've long seen that she is not a good person, and so do you, brother, with this kind of thing
Why do people endure hardships and seek perfection?"
Seeing Wu Song cursing, Wu Dalang quickly comforted him.
"Erlang, it's okay. Your sister-in-law has suddenly come to her senses and has made up her mind not to associate with that guy anymore. No one is a saint, and no one can do anything wrong. Since your sister-in-law already knows she regrets it, please forgive her this time. You see, she has never
He has been busy preparing medicine for me in the afternoon and has been busy until now."
Fa Hai: "Is she determined to live a good life with you? She is going to poison you with arsenic in the medicine so that she and her lover can live happily ever after!"
Just at this moment, Pan Jinlian came in carefully holding a bowl of dark Chinese medicine from outside the house.
Seeing Wu Dalang looking over, he forced a smile on his face.
"Dalang, it's time to take medicine."
Wu Dalang: "?!!"
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