"Um...Jinlian, why don't you put the medicine here first and let me cool it down before I drink it."
Seeing Pan Jinlian slowly walking towards him with the soup, Wu Dalang quickly tried to get up.
"No, good medicine is bitter and good for the disease. The more you drink it while it's hot, the faster it will heal. Come, I'll feed you."
After rejecting Wu Dalang's proposal, Pan Jinlian looked a little flustered, as if she was afraid that her husband would find out something.
At this time, no matter how stupid Wu Dalang was, he realized something was wrong.
When had my mother-in-law ever been so considerate to me and even given me medicine with her own hands?
Don't throw a bag of dregs of medicine at your face, it's all kindness!
Also, as for the color, there are lumps of white paste floating on the dark brown soup. Anyone who is not blind can see that there is something wrong.
Suddenly, Wu Dalang believed 90% of Fahai's words.
"I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself!"
It would be okay if she fed him. Wu Dalang struggled to sit up from the bed.
At the same time, in the chat group.
Wu Dalang: "Senior, help me, senior, help me! That bitch really wants me to die!"
Wu Song: "Brother, are you okay? What did that bitch do to you?"
Wu Dalang: "That bitch said she wanted to feed me medicine. When has she ever been so kind? There is also a layer of white goo on the medicine soup, and a few bubbles pop up from time to time. Do you really think I am blind?!
"
Seeing that Wu Dalang believed what he said, after pondering for a moment, Fahai came up with an idea.
"Wu Da, don't be anxious now. If she wants to feed you medicine later, remember not to let her succeed until you die. Hold the line first."
Wu Dalang: "But...but I am no stronger than her..."
Fahai: "..."
Nezha: "..."
Ning Caichen: "..."
Wu Song: "..."
Even Yue Buqun, who was going back and forth with Dongfang Bubai, was speechless for a while. He couldn't defeat him at least because he knew martial arts and was even the most powerful person in the world today.
You are such a grown man, but your strength can't be compared to that of a weak woman who doesn't even have sex with you?
What a shame, you better quit the group!
As if he felt that saying this was a bit embarrassing, Wu Dalang continued to explain forcefully.
"I was injured this morning by Ximen Qing's fellow, and I can't move. Otherwise, how could I not be her opponent?"
So, does this have something to do with your inability to beat Pan Jinlian?
Forced not to complain about this embarrassing thing, Fahai thought about it for a while.
"Otherwise, when she feeds you medicine, you pretend to be carrying the bowl, and then pretend to be careless and push over her, knocking over the medicine bowl."
Wu Dalang gritted his teeth.
"Okay, I'll give it a try first."
Returning to reality, in a blink of an eye, Pan Jinlian had already sat down at the head of Wu Dalang's bed, and a faint floral fragrance hit Wu Dalang's nose.
You don't need to think about it to know that rouge with that kind of smell is definitely something he can't afford.
"Dalang, come here, I'll give you some medicine."
Pretending to put his head to the edge of the bowl to take a sip, Wu Dalang pretended to take a breath and retracted his head.
"Hey, it's so hot. How about cooling it down a little?"
Wu Dalang looked tentatively at Pan Jinlian's face.
"Don't be childish. You have to drink this medicine while it's hot. When it cools down, all the medicinal properties will be gone."
Although Pan Jinlian still looked kind and cheerful, her tone was a little impatient.
Wu Dalang's heart felt cold. He thought that because of the couple's kindness, the other party would have some compassion.
But he never thought that the most poisonous woman would be driven to a dead end.
"Okay, I'll drink, I'll drink!"
He pretended to go to pick up the bowl, but the moment he put his hand on the edge of the bowl, Wu Dalang suddenly seemed to have lost strength in his hands and feet, and his body suddenly fell towards Pan Jinlian.
"Oh, you useless loser! Look what else you can do, even a bowl of medicine has been poured over by you!"
The hot medicinal soup was poured on my body. Although the sun was approaching winter and I was wearing thick clothes, I was not burned.
But Pan Jinlian, who had a ghost in her heart, was still frightened. She was afraid that the medicinal soup mixed with arsenic would contaminate her skin, so she quickly took off her coat.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I suddenly felt cold all over and couldn't control my hands and feet for a while."
Finally, the current difficulty was over for the time being, but Wu Dalang did not dare to show any joy at all.
"You...you loser! Forget it, I'll make you another bowl!"
Wearing only an undershirt, Pan Jinlian walked downstairs with a look of disgust on her face, completely ignoring Wu Dalang who was still half hanging out of the quilt.
Seeing the figure of the bitch disappear around the corner, Wu Dalang breathed a sigh of relief and quickly asked Fahai to continue his attack.
Wu Dalang: "Thank you, senior, for your advice. I have tricked that bitch for the time being, but what if she still wants to cook medicine for me? If I touch it again, she will definitely become suspicious."
Wu Song: "Damn it, it would be great if I could be by my brother's side now. Never mind Ximen Qing and Dongmen Qing. I will send those pigs and dogs back to the west with my own sword!"
Huh? Yeah, that's not a good idea?
Originally, he planned to ask Dongfang Bubai or Yue Buqun to help, but after hearing Wu Song's unintentional complaint, Fahai's eyes lit up and he suddenly had an idea.
Fahai: "Listen to me, I have an idea. I don't know if it's feasible or not for the time being, but you can give it a try first. If it doesn't work, it's not too late to think of a way. Wu Dalang Wu Song"
Wu Song: "Senior, just tell me, my brother will be kind to me. If I can save my brother this time, senior will ask Wu Er to go up the mountain of swords and the sea of fire. If Wu Er frowns even a little, he is not a hero!"
Fahai smiled slightly.
"Actually, this is very simple. Do you see a function for sending red envelopes in the upper right corner? Wait, you can send yourself a red envelope to Wu Dalang first, and then ask him to receive it from the other end. Isn't it done?"
But he didn't say it too harshly.
"Of course, I'm not sure if this loophole can be exploited. You can try it first. If it doesn't work, we can choose one of us to use a time-travel talisman to come to your world."
Hmm? I send it to myself? Can red envelopes be played like this???
Old group members like Ning Caichen and Nezha, who have been in the chat group for almost half a year, all feel that their horizons have been opened for a moment.
It should be said that he is indeed a boss, he really knows how to play!
Wu Song also had a straightforward character. After thanking Fahai, he hurriedly thought of an excuse to tell the other officers that he would leave for a while.
Then I went to a remote and lonely place and clicked on the red envelope function without saying anything.
Not long after, Wu Dalang looked at a prompt that popped up on the chat panel with a strange expression.
Group member "Wu Song" has sent you a red envelope. Do you want to open it?
Wait, this is really happening?!
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Thanks to Xiaoyao Tianyang for the 200 starting coin reward, Manjuan Ye for the 200 starting coin reward, and my friends for their recommendation votes.
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