Chapter 203: Credentials that no one can understand
Fang Yiai was knocked down all of a sudden and was immediately frightened.
The feet of the two escorts have been raised. If they fall down, one of his legs will be lost.
Fang Yiai immediately raised her voice and screamed: "Li Min, it's me, I'm Fang Yiai, you can't break my legs! It's me, it's me, it's me!"
"Wait!"
In fact, Li Min had already heard that Fang Yiai was coming, and didn't really want to break his legs. He just wanted to scare this guy.
When the escorts went out, Li Min had already given them secret orders, just to scare them.
After all, no matter how stupid Fang Yiai is, he is still Fang Xuanling's son.
Fang Xuanling has always remained neutral among the princes, so Li Min will not offend him for no reason.
Otherwise, with the speed of the escort, Fang Yiai would have been able to tolerate Fang Yiai yelling and talking so much, and would have stepped up and crushed his legs.
At this time, Li Min walked out slowly, pretending to recognize Fang Yiai, and couldn't help but chuckled: "Hey, isn't this Fang Yiai? What kind of wind brought you here?"
Let them go, let them go quickly!"
After hearing Li Min's order, the two guards let Fang Yiai go.
Fang Yiai got up from the ground in embarrassment and said to Li Min dissatisfied: "Your Highness Prince Liang, your guards are so majestic. If you had come out a step later, my legs would have been broken by them!"
Hearing Fang Yiai's words, Li Min couldn't help but frown and asked: "I haven't asked you yet? Fang Yiai, you were the one who shouted here just now that you wanted to demolish the store opened by me.
?You are so majestic, do you really think that I dare not break your legs?"
As soon as Li Min got angry, Fang Yiai was startled and he couldn't help but take a step back.
Then, with a blush on his face, he couldn't help but say: "But the food prices here are too expensive. They are just ice cubes made of water. How dare you sell them at such high prices? Why don't you go and grab them? Am I wrong?
?"
Li Min snorted and said: "But it's summer now, do you know how much a piece of ice costs? If you eat ice in the winter, you don't have to pay a penny. You can eat as much as you want. How can you even get mine?"
Are you coming to the store?"
Fang Yiai said in conclusion: "But even ice cubes are not that expensive. You are obviously robbing money!"
Li Min snorted coldly and said: "But, can the ice cubes you bought be eaten directly? The popsicles I sell here are all made of boiled water, and dozens of precious and rare medicines are added to them. You
Think it’s ordinary water? No – it’s a popsicle!”
…
In the brief confrontation with Li Min, Fang Yiai was quickly defeated.
Because Fang Yiai was really afraid of this lunatic, he had a hunch that if he kept beeping, Li Min would really dare to have his legs broken.
Then, Fang Yiai was about to leave angrily.
Because, despite the fact that Fang Yiai is the second generation ancestor, his father is a high-ranking official in the Tang Dynasty.
But his family's property is really not that much, and Fang Xuanling has very tight control over Fang Yiai's pocket money.
Here, he really can't afford it.
However, Chai Lingwu next to Fang Yiai is different. This guy's family is rich!
Seeing Fang Yiai was about to leave, she pulled Fang Yiai and said, "Why go? We just spent money here today! Come on, give us the popsicles and that ice cream you have here.
Two servings.”
After that, he directly pulled Fang Yiai to sit down at a table.
Not long after, two popsicles and two portions of ice cream were delivered.
Fang Yiai and Chai Lingwu discovered that this so-called popsicle was just a small long piece of ice with a flat wooden stick stuck on it.
If such an ice cube turned into water, it would probably be gone in two mouthfuls.
And this actually costs one hundred pennies. Isn’t this too shady?
The two of them kept cursing Li Min in their hearts, but they did not dare to curse out loud.
Then the two of them picked up the popsicles and started eating them.
But when they were eating, they discovered that the popsicles were indeed quite delicious.
It's cool and sweet, and what's even more rare is that there are raisins, mung beans and other items in the popsicles, which give it a unique taste.
After eating, they felt that even if the popsicles were not worth a hundred cents, they were probably worth the same amount.
Next, they started tasting ice cream.
The ice cream is not big. It is served in a small bowl with a flat wooden stick on top. It seems that the ice cream is eaten with a wooden stick.
The two of them picked up some ice cream with a wooden stick and put it into their mouths. The sweet and cool taste suddenly melted in their mouths, and their eyes suddenly lit up.
Really, so delicious!
Five hundred cents a piece, absolutely worth it!
Suddenly, the two of them couldn't stop anymore and quickly finished the ice cream in one bite.
Then, Chai Lingwu slapped the table and said, "Here, give us ten copies each!"
At this time, the young man couldn't help but stepped forward and said: "You two gentlemen, the store has regulations. Whether it is ice cream or popsicles, each person is limited to purchasing two servings!"
Chai Lingwu glared and said, "What? Are you doing this kind of business? Are you afraid that we can't pay or something? Let me tell you, I have plenty of money. Quickly, give us ten copies each!"
At this time, Li Min came over and explained with a smile: "This is not a matter of money, but whether it is ice cream or popsicles, they are both cold. Although the taste is beautiful, eating too much can lead to diarrhea, so I
This is a rule that must be followed."
As soon as Li Min came forward, Chai Lingwu lost his temper and had no choice but to ask for another ice cream.
…
Compared with the coolness of the cool summer, it was extremely hot in the main hall of the palace at this time.
Originally, the morning court had ended, but an emergency incident forced Prince Li Chengqian, who was supervising the country, to summon all the ministers back again.
It turned out that envoys from foreign countries came to congratulate him and brought a letter of credence.
At this time, the Tang Dynasty was becoming increasingly powerful, and small neighboring countries came to attach themselves to it one after another.
It is normal for envoys from foreign countries to come to submit credentials.
But something different today is that the country that came to submit its credentials this time was Silla.
Moreover, they could not understand the contents of the national certificate at all.
It's not that I don't know the words above, it's that I know all the words, but I just can't understand what they mean.
For example, there is a sentence in it that reads: My dad just killed him!
What does it mean when this kind of words are written in the national certificate?
Is that the literal meaning?
Moreover, the entire letter of credence contained such unbelievable content, which made the officials of the Tang Dynasty very hurt, so they had no choice but to hand it over to the emperor for decision-making.
(There may be many book friends who will say, "How many times did you write about Mist and Rain? This sentence is impossible to appear in the national letter. Don't worry, there will be an explanation in the next chapter)"
