I remember watching a classic sentence in Wong Kar-Wai's movie, even though it comes from Buddhist scriptures, that is: The flag has not moved, the wind has not blown, it is the human heart that is moving. Although I was still young when I watched it, I just watched it.
It was lively, but I remembered this awesome saying.
Indeed, there is nothing wrong with the outside world, everything is shaken in the heart. Now I finally want to understand this truth. I am afraid this is the first time I have harmed someone. Because when I told Lao Yi my plan, there was a trace of fear in my heart.
I don't feel any guilt at all. If I want to go against it, I feel that what I am doing is completely eliminating harm for the people.
What was the purpose of Uncle Jiu asking me to learn "The Book of Three Purities"? It was just to maintain world peace and social stability. But now, what I have to do is deal with Youxi, a cancer in society. I don't care.
Whether it's a human being or a ghost, my grandfather once said that falling in love without the purpose of getting married was considered a hooliganism.
Grandpa Mao once ordered the downfall of all demons and monsters. What he said is the truth. Political power comes from the barrel of a gun, and you guys will never end it!
Although Lao Yi and I are both Mr. Bai sect, we are also young people living in the 21st century. Although we always do things with a clear conscience, we have to follow the old-fashioned rules.
It is no longer possible to restrain the two of us. Society is developing. If you don’t make progress, you will definitely be eliminated. This is the law of today’s society. Why has the White Faction declined while Landao has become prosperous? In one sentence
Words cannot be changed and can only become history.
I said to Lao Yi: "Tomorrow will be as usual. I will try to lure that bastard out the night after tomorrow. Let's knock him into confusion first, and then find a place to help them get married."
After hearing this, Lao Yi nodded and asked me: "But how are you going to find him? Besides, how can he come out obediently?"
After I chuckled a few times, I said to him: "You don't have to worry about it. I guarantee 80% that he will come when the time comes. We have to find a place to put things. You must know that this is a shady marriage."
But it’s quite troublesome and requires a lot of things. Let’s prepare separately tomorrow. The place will be in the wild place where we fought with Night Fox last time. It shouldn’t be too cold at night now.”
Lao Yi nodded and didn't say much. After eating and drinking, it was almost four o'clock in the morning. Uncle Wen said that today was the day of Li Xiao's funeral. It seemed that Lao Yi would have to leave first, otherwise
I can't explain it clearly.
After finishing his meal, Lao Yi seemed to have regained his strength. He lit up a cigarette and took a puff. Suddenly he slapped his thigh and said to me: "It's broken. The cat is still outside. It must not freeze to death!"
So he hurriedly ran out and brought the bag in. Fortunately, animals themselves are not as delicate as humans, and cats have nine lives. This kitten is still alive and kicking. Lao Yi took the bag and said to me: "I'll go first."
Yes, just a short walk down the street is the street. You don’t have to see me off. Just call me then."
I nodded and gratefully sent Lao Yi out of the door. At the same time, I handed him the wine bottle containing the female ghost and asked him to keep it for me first. After sending Lao Yi away, there was another scene in the huge room.
I was the only one left, and there was the female corpse in the coffin, but I was not afraid at all now, because it was just a rotten skin, no different from a carcass of dead pork.
The everlasting lamp was still on weakly, but the longevity incense was almost finished. After I changed the incense, I sat on a chair and started to check the wound. My left hand was completely fine. I have to say that my black nails really worked.
, it really helped me save a lot of money on medical treatment and medicine.
It's just that my right hand is more of a headache. His uncle's was scratched several times when Li Xiao turned into a corpse. Although the bleeding has stopped, it is still sore and painful. The most annoying thing is that this is my little one.
I couldn't touch the place with my fingernails, so I could only look at it helplessly, which was really suffocating.
Just sitting like this, thinking about how to harm You Xi in order to relieve his anger. In this stunned moment, the sky slowly started to light up. I saw that it was almost five o'clock. You must know that today is the day of the funeral. Wait a minute.
Li Gong and the others must have come back very early, so I went upstairs to find Uncle Wen. I found Uncle Wen sleeping like a dead pig in a room upstairs. I sighed, what do you think of this guy?
, if you are heartless, how can you live so nourishingly?
So I woke him up. The old guy was probably hungover, and his face looked quite bad. He asked me what time it was, and I told him. He yawned and said to me: "This senior man from a rich family
I'm really not used to sleeping in this bed. I actually had a nightmare about a female ghost crying and howling, which really disturbed me."
I secretly broke into a cold sweat, uncle, this is not a dream, this is more real than pearls. Fortunately, this old guy fell asleep after drinking, otherwise it would be really bad.
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This old guy got up cursing, and then asked me: "How was last night? Is everything okay? Did you do as I asked? Sincerely burn the paper and kowtow?"
I nodded with a wry smile, thinking to you, old guy, if I had just done what you said, I would have been on the street by now. But you, old guy, are quite assertive, because if Mr. Li’s family had been there last night,
If he hadn't left, something would have really happened. I just wanted to ask his uncle who bought that broken pillow.
After Uncle Wen finished washing, it was already past six o'clock. At this time, Mr. Li called and asked Uncle Wen if everything was okay. Uncle Wen boasted loudly into the phone and said to Mr. Li: "Don't worry, Mr. Li."
"Last night, I didn't ask my wife to recite sutras for salvation. After today's funeral and burial, my wife will definitely be reborn in a place of bliss."
When Mr. Li on the phone heard what Uncle Wen said, he was naturally very grateful to him. But I thought to myself, how could it be so easy to die? Your daughter is still soaking in a wine bottle.
After a while, Mr. Li's family came back. He saw that Uncle Wen and I both looked tired. Since he didn't know that Uncle Wen was actually the result of a hangover, he held Uncle Wen's hand with some embarrassment and said: "
Master Wen, I have really troubled you. I cannot repay you for this great kindness. I will definitely come to thank you in the future."
Uncle Wen, who has a fairy-like manner, smiled slightly, but he didn't dare to speak loudly now, because when he opened his big mouth, others could smell the smell of hangover in his mouth. He was even more righteous, and did not speak, but just had a smile on his face.
He nodded with a smile, repeating everything without saying anything.
When it was almost eight o'clock in the morning, almost all the people who came to express their condolences had arrived. They were worthy of being from the upper class. There were seventy or eighty cars parked outside, and those who entered the house were all well-known people. I found that Yu Xi
That bastard actually came looking like a human being.
This bastard was wearing all black today, with a small flower on his chest. He was greeting others while taking out his small handkerchief and pretending to wipe his tears.
When I saw his virtue, I couldn't help cursing in my heart: Damn it, you still have the nerve to come here? If I hadn't drank with you, would I have died? Looking at your virtue, it's really disgusting, you are a weasel.
Playing on the parallel bars - pretending to be the captain of the Korean gymnastics team?
But now that there are so many people, it’s hard for me to have an attack. Apparently Yu Xi, the bastard, has discovered me today. He was stunned when he saw me. Apparently he was very surprised that a poor person like me could appear in this place.
But because there were so many people, he didn't make many expressions. He just glared at me with a very arrogant and arrogant look, then turned around and continued to interrupt people to gain sympathy, for fear that others would not know about the dead one.
It's his girlfriend.
I sneered and thought to myself, just stare, you bastard, I won’t even find a way to make you cry tomorrow night!
After a while, the time for the funeral came. Since the funeral of this untimely death was more prestigious, Uncle Wen arranged that after the Li family relatives arrived, the elders would carry the soul-inducing chicken to the yard and slaughter it.
But the chicken had been killed last night and was thrown away when Lao Yi left. What should I do? I had no choice but to pretend that nothing had happened. I didn’t know what to do when I asked.
Seeing that the time had come but there was no soul-inducing chicken, the Li family became anxious. After all, this was a very unlucky thing.
Fortunately, Uncle Wen is cunning and cunning, and his adaptability is indeed the best among the people I have ever seen. As soon as the old guy rolled his eyes, he immediately pretended to be very pleased and said to Mr. Li: "Li
Don't worry, sir. Although this matter is strange, there is some truth in it. I just counted it and already knew that the soul-attracting chicken had already dragged my lady's soul to a burial place. It's just waiting for us to come forward.
Go and let him rest in peace. This is an auspicious sign!"
Indeed, no matter what kind of lie it is, as long as it comes from Uncle Wen's mouth, it will sound like the truth. Although Mr. Li didn't understand what was going on, he believed Uncle Wen very much. Uncle Wen said this.
If it is a good sign, it should be a good sign, so the chicken killing ceremony is canceled and we go directly to the next step.
The so-called funeral of a dead person is an extremely depressing thing, and those who complain about the funeral are the souls of the deceased. Therefore, the lid of the coffin cannot be closed, and the body can only be covered with three pieces of gauze. These three pieces of gauze also have a saying,
It is called 'Three Zhang Curtain'. First, it prevents resentment from condensing. Second, it prevents sunlight from shining on it. Third, it prevents family members from being sad after seeing it.
When I listened to what Uncle Wen said, I thought to myself, you old guy really knows something. Yes, this is indeed the true way to conduct a funeral. It seems that Uncle Wen doesn't rely entirely on his words.
After the family members were all in place, no one spoke in the room. Just as the old man started to speak, Uncle Wen cleared his throat and said loudly in an extremely upright, solemn and slightly magnetic voice:
"Everyone, today is the tenth day of the third month of the Yichou year. It is the day of bliss for Mr. Li from Harbin. As the saying goes, if your children want to be ruthless, it is destiny to die. This is the number of days. Now the time has come. Let's start the cannon.
Three times!”
After Uncle Jiu finished speaking, he took out three kickers and asked me to set them off outside the house. After I finished setting them off, I returned to the house. Uncle Wen said: "One ring will make your parents cry, two rings will make your soul return home, and three rings will pass you by."
Thunder, three cannons, please let go, those who were born in the year of Dragon, Dog and Rat in the house, please turn around!"
So many people in the room turned around. Of course, there is a reason for this. Because of the conflicting evil spirits, it is not easy for people of these age groups to see the deceased lifting the coffin.
Of course, I am born in the year of the dragon. Although what Uncle Wen said is all from the book, I still feel that it is a bit unnecessary. Why? Because this dead body is just a piece of stinky meat now, and the soul is not here at all!
So I didn't turn around, and Uncle Wen didn't pay attention. Seeing that many people had turned around, he opened his mouth and said to the men who were standing next to the coffin just now, preparing to carry the coffin: "The time has come! Lift the coffin and send it off."