Uncle Wen said that he was "sending Li's daughter to the graveyard". This was just a fancy word for the scene, but in fact he was dragging the coffin to the crematorium.
I don’t know when the situation of paying homage to one’s appearance started to arise. There were already a lot of us, more than a hundred people. After walking around the coffin in a hall, the coffin was directly pulled away.
Cremated. Li Gong and his wife cried bitterly. That Yu Xi is indeed a good actor. Just now, everything was calm. Now there was lightning and thunder. They cried so much that they wanted to pull the body and refused to cremate it. They were pulling the body.
While shouting: "Xiao Xiao!!! Why are you so cruel to leave me!! Xiao Xiao!!! I beg you to pull me back!!! Come back!!"
I swear, really, I swear, if there is no one here, I will definitely pick up my sneakers and kick this grandson ten dollars in the head. This is too irritating. People are dead and you are here
Why are you pretending to be a filial son here? I'm afraid it won't show you off, right?
Fortunately, the staff at the crematorium had seen this kind of thing happen a lot. Seeing that Yu Xi didn't let go, he went up and pushed him aside. After all, this was something that would hinder their work.
As the saying goes, freedom is destined in the dark. After Yu Xi was pushed away, his head hit the wall and hit a big purple bump. He grinned in pain and couldn't bear to cry. I almost couldn't hold it back when I saw this scene.
, laughed out loud.
Half an hour later, the cremation was completed, and the family members went to pick up the ashes. The ashes were picked up from the feet to the head in the urn. This is the temporary residence no matter how big the house was before death. This small box is the permanent home.
ah!
After picking up the ashes, everyone got in the car again, and the motorcade drove to the cemetery. I have to say that the feng shui of this land was really good. There is such a cemetery around Harbin. It is already a good place.
It's very good, but although the land is good, the price is also high. When I got off the car and went to the cemetery I bought in advance, I was really shocked when I heard the people next to me talking about the price of this cemetery.
. It’s actually 42,000 per square meter! In total, this cemetery costs more than 300,000, which is simply more expensive than a house for people to live in!
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh again. Damn it, this cemetery is so expensive now. When I die, my friend, it won't be as expensive as grandma's house. Oh, it seems, people really can't be without money.
If you don’t have money, let alone medical treatment, you can’t even afford to die!
Since the current cemeteries are all built in advance, the chore of digging the soil is saved. All you have to do is open the marble slab and then put the urn in, which is convenient and trouble-free.
After everything was done, Uncle Wen asked me to take out two paper clothes from my bag. I saw this old magician saying affectionately to everyone: "Everyone, on the tenth day of the third month of the Yichou year, Li Xiao, the daughter of the Li family,
On the day of death, as the saying goes, if there is a dark wind in front of the bridge, the dead soul will be miserable. Today, Mrs. Li will be reborn in bliss, so please ask her parents to send him two pieces of cold clothes to help him resist the wind and cold!"
Li Gong and his wife burst into tears and lit the two paper clothes. At this time, Uncle Wen said: "Gentlemen, the cold clothes have been given away. The next three days are to send the cattle, the seventh day to build the ladder, and the hundredth day to worship.
.”
After he finished speaking, he nodded to Mr. Li. Seeing that it was finished, Mr. Li said to everyone: "Please excuse yourself and please come to the hotel for dinner first."
Most people know that this is a thank you banquet for the family members. After the meal, the funeral is over, so they walk out of the cemetery in twos and threes.
I didn't leave in a hurry, but looked around for You Xi's shadow. After a while, I found him next to Mr. Li. This grandson really knew how to choose the time difference, and went to Mr. Li's side to wipe his eyes with a handkerchief.
Already.
I followed them closely and waited for the opportunity, but the grandson was clinging to Mr. Li like cowhide glue. Seeing that he was about to walk out of the cemetery, I felt that I could no longer wait and had to take the initiative.
So I said behind them: "Hey? Isn't this Yu Xi?"
Li Gong and You Xi in front heard someone calling from behind and both turned their heads. When Yu Xi saw that it was me, her eyes were full of hostility and contempt, but I looked at him with a sneer.
When Li Gong saw it was me, he asked You Xi: "Do you know Master Wen's apprentice?"
When You Xi heard what Li Gong said, she quickly shook her head, looked at me and said in a very contemptuous tone: "I don't know him, how could I possibly know such a person."
I sneered in my heart, I knew you would do this to me, but I had already prepared it, so I didn’t get angry and continued to sneer at him: "I said Yu Xi, what?
Don’t you recognize me? Alas, noble people really forget things. By the way, Dong Shanshan, do you remember?"
One day, I mentioned Dong Shanshan in front of Mr. Li, and he was almost scared to wet his pants. His cold sweat seemed to break off with just a brush. Then he immediately gave me a very affectionate expression and said: "Oh, this
Isn't that who? Look at my head, I've actually forgotten it."
Seeing that he had fallen into the trap, I said nothing and continued to sneer sinisterly. Youxi turned to Mr. Li and said, "Dad, please go back first. I will say a few words to this friend and then we will go back together."
I was quite surprised when I heard him calling Mr. Li daddy. I didn’t expect this bastard to be so good at troubles. He probably recognized Mr. Li as his godfather, but this is not surprising, because this kind of person
He is a typical villain. During the Anti-Japanese War, he must have been a traitor. I thought to myself, you should be beautiful first, and tomorrow night I will let you really call Mr. Li daddy.
Mr. Li nodded and left.
Only Yuxi and I were left in the entire cemetery. He seemed to want to wait for me to speak first, but I didn't. Instead, I closed my eyes and listened to the sound of the wind blowing through the hills. Then I opened my eyes and asked for retribution.
When I arrived, I smiled evilly.
Youxi couldn't hold his breath anymore. Seeing that there was no one around, he quickly picked up a stone from the ground, pointed at me and said fiercely: "Cui! Are you a bitch?"
, I haven’t come to you about what happened last time. Are you tired of living? Why did you come to your door this time?!"
Oh my gosh, I'm so happy. Does he want to fight with me? Did he decide that I was easy to bully just because I looked thinner and shorter than him, and felt that the beating he received last time was unjust?
?
Although I thought this was quite interesting and wanted to go up and beat him up again, I knew that if I beat him now, my plan would be ruined, so I didn’t do it, but continued to smile and said to him: “No.
No, it was purely a coincidence that we met today. By the way, you have to express your condolences. Your girlfriend is dead. I will call Dong Shanshan later and ask her to make you some soup to replenish your energy. You are crying like this.
How much trouble does it take?”
As soon as he heard what I said, his expression suddenly changed, because he knew very well that I already knew about this matter, and no matter whether I told Dong Shanshan or Li Gong, his end would be miserable.
So he asked me warily: "What do you want? Just tell me."
Seeing that everything was as expected, I was not in a hurry. I lit a cigarette first, then took a deep breath and said to him with a playful smile: "I don't want to do anything, just like playing with you."
, how about it, do you dare?"
Hearing what I said, he obviously didn't understand what I meant by playing, so he asked me: "If you have something to say, just say it! What are you playing for?"
I took another drag on my cigarette and said to him: "Bitch, who are you used to talking loudly with? I know, I didn't beat you into submission last time. How about you? Do you dare to continue practicing tomorrow night?"
You can find anyone you want. What do you think? Do you dare?"
When Yu Xi heard this, he became angry. It seemed to be what he wanted, so he said: "Why don't you dare? Do you think you have lived too long? Then I will help you, but is there any way to say this?"
I laughed, and it seemed that he was really not stupid, so I said to him: "Of course, if I beat you, you will leave Dong Shanshan of your own accord, and then kneel on the ground and call me Master Cui. In addition, you must
Do something for me. What do you think?"
You Xi looked at the short and thin man in front of him, who was unattractive and somewhat wretched in appearance, with an expression of contempt, as if in his eyes, if he found anyone casually, he would be a sure winner, so he said: "Okay, but
What if I knock you down?"
I laughed, took a deep drag on the cigarette, and then said to him: "If you win over me, your uncle, I will help you keep this secret, yes, and more."
I pointed to my left hand and said, "I'll give you my left hand. What do you think?"
When Yu Xi heard what I said, I guess he would be proud, because in his eyes, he suffered a loss last time entirely because of Lao Yi's concern. If he spends money to invite people from society this time, it will probably cost him a lot of money.
It's no problem to beat me half to death. After all, in his eyes, money is everything. If I don't have as much money as him, I'm naturally not as powerful as him.
So he said to me coldly: "Okay! It's settled, where can we meet tomorrow night?"
Looking at his confident expression, I couldn't help but sneer in my heart: What an ignorant human being.
So I said to him: "Let's go to Jiangbei. It's clean over there. The road to the university town goes all the way to the end. I'll wait for you in the suburbs over there. Remember, whoever doesn't come is a grandson. Besides, if you don't come,
, you should know the consequences."
After Yuxi glared at me fiercely, she said to me: "If I were you, I would make a will first!" After saying that, he strode out of the cemetery.
After he left, I called Uncle Wen and told him that I was not going to eat and wanted to ask for advice tomorrow. Uncle Wen agreed. After hanging up the phone, I was actually looking forward to tomorrow.
What does this feel like? I really don’t know. I only know that everything I do is worthy of my conscience. This kind of scum will have endless troubles if I don’t teach him a lesson.
I took a deep breath of cigarette, then threw the cigarette butt on the ground, crushed it hard with my shoe, and walked out of the cemetery without looking back.