You Yi looked very surprised and asked me to criticize him, but he was squatting on the ground holding a wooden board. () He was thinking that it was not that he still had a childlike innocence, but that he must have discovered something.
So I walked up to him and asked him in a low voice: "What's wrong?"
Lao Yi pointed to the stone toad on the coffin board and said, "This thing is quite evil. Look at it."
When I looked up, I saw the stone toad clinging tightly to the coffin board, and a sharp nail protruding from the other side of the coffin. Because the coffin board was lying flat, the nail did not penetrate into the soil around it.
The soil actually became moist in such a short period of time.
Lao Yi said to me: "This thing seems to be a bit of a saying. You know, learning strange arts is almost the same as doing scientific research. I just carefully inspected this toad. It is really a nail. I have seen this little
The nail is engraved with the three talents just like my watch. As the saying goes, "Everything in the world is made of water, three talents are used to guide water, and one needle is used to guide water." This small nail is actually similar to the "three talents are used to guide water, and one needle is used to guide water" in the film "Qi Men Creation" that I learned.
It takes about two minutes for this formation to gather the surrounding water vapor and condense it into water droplets. It’s so advanced, you know, even I don’t know this technique!”
I couldn't help but laugh and cry when I saw Lao Yi looking very serious. It seems that this old boy has been working very hard today, which is burning his ass. He also looks like an archaeologist, but I also have to deal with his academic problems.
I don’t understand. This is my Achilles heel. It’s the generation gap between me and this civilian scientist.
So I could only say to him: "Xiao Yi, don't be discouraged and study hard. Sooner or later, you will become a talented person in the country. Come on, Shen Jiu, God is counting on you."
Lao Yi was a little puzzled and asked me: "What are you talking about? What does Shenjiu have to do with me?"
I said a little angrily: "You also know that it has nothing to do with you. It's been a long time. Just don't study this water gun or water needle. If you want to study it, just go back and study something that no one wants anyway."
Bar. Small
Lao Yi suddenly realized that he was right. He was sticking his butt out here, thinking that it could be used for something. He and I picked up a piece together, turned our heads, and knocked the stone toad nails off the coffin board little by little. Only when we held it in our hands did we find this
The thing is not as heavy as expected. It seems to be made of wood in the middle with a layer of cement on the outside. It seems that if this is really the fault of the carpenter, then their ancestor Lu Ban once practiced Qi Men Shu.
This folklore is probably true.
Lao Yi wrapped up the stone toad and put it away. At this time, Uncle Wen was calling us over there. The water must have been washed out. Lao Yi and I got up and walked over there. ()
Lao Yi asked me in a low voice: "Lao Cui's corpse should be considered a zombie. Do you think we can take the time to give it a ounce of health?"
I was speechless and said to him: "What a jinx! It's strange that this man is so blind that he can't be seen. And you also saw that Old Man Ginseng has been a diver for several years. His puff bag has been filled with blood for a long time."
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Lao Yi sighed and looked dejected. In fact, I was also quite dejected. It was really depressing to see a zombie but not be able to kill it.
The smell of corpse stench was a little lighter but still as strong as Wang Zhihe's. Uncle Wen asked us to go dig some wet mud in the cemetery. Although we didn't know what kind of tricks this old man had, we went to the cemetery to fill it.
Got a plastic bag.
When I came back, I saw that those people had already removed the lid of the coffin and were about to close it before they were on their way. So I walked up to Uncle Wen and said to him: "Uncle Wen, the toad on the coffin is really evil. I just opened it."
Come out and throw it away. Do you think that’s what you should do?”
Uncle Wen Leng snorted and said nothing. At this time, everyone had already closed the lid of the coffin and tied it tightly with ropes. The coffin was strung up with four bamboo sticks.
After everything was done, Uncle Lin next to him spoke. With an authentic Zhao Zhongxiang accent, he said to everyone: "You guys don't have much time to surf the Internet. Let's get on the road as soon as possible to see Mrs. Zhen move to his new home."
After saying that, he grabbed a handful of paper money and threw it into the sky. The paper money flew away like snowflakes for a moment. Then a few young men lifted the coffin and we marched into the new cemetery.
Lao Yi and I were still walking behind the crowd. I asked Lao Yi: "Old Yi, since you know that the corpse has turned into a shadow corpse, you must know the method of cracking the corpse. Let me listen to your recommendations. Now these two old gods
I can't count on you anymore. Let's see if we can do anything to help. After all, Aunt Zhen was a nice person. It would be a bit of a waste if she was killed by an old coffin man who has been dead for several years.
Lao Yi nodded and said to me: "How to crack it? Isn't it already cracked now?"
What the hell? Why didn’t I understand? Lao Yi saw my puzzled expression and told me. In fact, Ba Yao Sha should be considered a type of Feng Shui Bureau. The Feng Shui Bureau pays attention to the right time, place and people. Ba Yao Sha
The terrifying thing is that it kills people without any warning and leaves people defenseless, which is why it is so famous. However, because it does not raise the body, it will not attack people. If it is discovered that it is Ba Yaosha, please treat it like a gentleman.
All can be cracked.()
There are generally three ways to deal with this kind of eight-pot evil. One is to cremate the old man's ginseng and burn it into ashes. See how it can be cured. The other is to use folk remedies such as medicinal sulfur to speed up the decay and turn it into bones.
The last way to pick up the bones and enshrine them later is to move the grave, because as soon as the body is moved away, the Feng Shui bureau will naturally be broken. When buried in a new place, the body will also slowly turn to dust.
Hearing what Lao Yi said, I felt relieved. His uncle, I tell you, where did so much high technology come from in these worlds? An old man's ginseng that has become a climate is nothing more than this. In fact, this old man Zhen is also unjustly accused. If his old man, Izumi, knows anything about it.
I don’t know what the expression would be like if my own corpse turned out to be a diver who had been a diver for several years. Speaking of which, I still have to blame the third son of the family. In fact, there is nothing to say. To quote a folk saying, it is deserved. To quote a Buddhist term, it is retribution.
That third child is a smoker and a spoiler of little girls. He probably won’t be able to be a human being in his next life. If he had better luck, he wouldn’t even be able to see Lao Xie and Lao Fan and just let Lao Niu and Lao Ma capture him and become a beast in his next life.
If you are not very lucky, you will be dead. You will have to roll in a frying pan several times in hell and enjoy thousands of years of acupuncture massage before you can become a human being again.
Thinking of this, Lao Yi and I felt a little better, just like those old movies with grinding scenes. The bad guys have their retribution, and the evil is defeated by justice. The monkey in the sequel to Journey to the West has cervical spondylosis, although we couldn't get it.
Zombie blood, but if this is the case, it will be okay
As he walked, I cursed in my heart: If it doesn't work, I will dig up the ancestral graves. I don't believe that Shi Jueming, who is determined to prevent human flesh, can't even find any bacon!
After a while, the pre-selected cemetery arrived. Yesterday, it was almost done. Weeds and the like had been pulled out, and the pit had been dug. It was about time to bury the coffin. When they came to the pit, Mr. Yin Yang presided over it as usual.
Perform the last rites.
So Uncle Wen stood solemnly in front of everyone and said: "The new home has arrived at a good time, the auspicious position will come, the descendants will be rich and noble, and the family members will thank you for your hard work!"
The people from the Zhen family bowed to the helpers, and then Uncle Wen said: "After thanking you, please take the roll." After saying that, Uncle Lin walked out again. He looked at Uncle Wen with contempt and took it from his pocket.
After taking out another scroll, he read loudly to everyone:
"The sky is blue and the earth is green. The sun shines on the hills day after day. Because I happened to meet an immortal while picking tea in the South Mountain and picked fruit in the North Mountain and gave me three cups of wine. Nanke has a dream. Respect the sky as a father, respect the earth as a mother, a filial son, and miss my relatives. I can't help but ask my teacher Lin Qiu Sheng to find something to answer this invitation.
A cave on the earth is located in Huanglonggang. The name of the land is from the northwest to the Zhumugang Mountain. It goes from the northwest to Qinglong, Jiayimu, to the west, to the white tiger, Gengxinjin, to the south, to the Zhuque, Bingding, and fire, to the north, to the Xuanwu, Renju, the water, to the center, Wuji, Tusi, and Mingming. Use ninety-nine thousand ninety strings of silver.
After buying the land, I made a hole in the ground to bury Duke Zhen Junbo. After he was buried, the dead man was allowed to take charge of the bamboos and trees on all sides to cast light and shade on the sun birds in the neighborhood. It was unexpected that Sun Jun was elected to the Kejia court. I want to ask who wrote the deed, and White Crane wrote on it.
Heaven; I want to ask who read the deed. The Dragon King read it down the Yangtze River. Only the strong gods came to fight for the nine cows and broke the ground without leaving any hidden objects.
I have to say that this scroll is written at a higher level than the first scroll that was buried when the grave was raised. The scroll that was newly buried in the grave is written much more gorgeously, like a tongue twister. It seems that this blue man is also
You have to have something useful to bluff people. But if Uncle Lin was so eloquent when he read aloud, if he were given glasses, someone might imagine him as an associate professor in the Chinese Department of Peking University.
After finishing reciting the earth scroll, Uncle Lin burned it and said to Lao Yi and me: "I just asked you two to scatter the soil from that grave on this new grave quickly."
Don't look behind you or it will be unlucky
The two of us followed suit. Unexpectedly, there are so many specialties in this tomb, even the soil. Let me briefly introduce to you the principle of piling the old soil into the new pit. The formal method is to put the original soil under the coffin.
Dig another eight inches deep and then put it in clean bags and move it to a new tomb. Otherwise, the soil taken away will have little good or bad effect. Do not let the original soil be left on the road and be stepped on. This will be harmful to the younger generations of the deceased. I'm sorry.
The deceased is as important as the deceased who was stepped on and cut by passers-by when he was still alive.
To describe it simply, it means that the old man is not used to living in a new house and must sleep on an old bed. But the soil in the hole just now is almost turning into mud. It is not easy for me and Lao Yi to dig, so we can only do it casually.
I grabbed a few pieces and brought them in plastic bags.
After filling the plastic bag with mud into the new pit, Lao Yi and I went back. Uncle Wen performed some acrobatics on his own for everyone. I saw him standing at the edge of the pit and then flattening a piece of yellow paper in the pit.
He just suppressed the mud and then waved to me and took out a bag from my backpack. From the bag came out some powdery stuff on the paper.
Others don't know what it is, but I know very well that it is pine scented foam mixed with camphor powder. The old magic stick quickly struck a match and then threw it on the yellow paper. When it encountered fire, the phosphorus powder quickly burned.
There was a smell of rosin coming from it. At this time, the old magic stick quickly took out a copper coin from his butt pocket. He put on a Kuixing kicking pose and shouted: "Go!"
Then the copper coin hit the burning yellow paper impartially, attracting several more cheers from the surrounding onlookers. In fact, this is also commonly known as Nuankeng. The filial piety of the younger generation is exchanged for the hard work of the ancestors.
Han's kindness in raising him was also "warming the well so that the good luck will come quickly and benefit future generations. But Uncle Wen's behavior was just taking off his pants and farting. There was no need to light the warm Ondol, as long as it was meant to be done.
After Uncle Wen finished making these flower shelves, he asked those people to carefully lift the coffin and slowly placed it in the pit. The descendants filled the first handful of earth first, and then everyone began to bury the coffin again. Due to this move,
The time for the grave came too quickly, so I could only have a simple burial. Even the tombstone I ordered was not ready, so I could only use a piece of wood instead of repairing the tomb later.
After doing all this, a new tomb appeared in front of us. At noon, Sanxuan had not yet arrived, so the tomb was successfully moved. After the descendants of the Zhen family kowtowed and burned paper, we turned around and went down the mountain. I looked back at the tomb.
The new dirtbag on the clearing thought to himself: God bet this veteran athlete who has been diving for many years has finally landed safely this time. I hope he won't cause any trouble again.
Returning to the Zhen family, the Zhen family held a banquet to treat the helpers to dinner. Fortunately, Mr. Zhen was confused and didn't know what had happened. He thought it was the villagers who came to see him. This made the old man very happy.
When I went to the toilet, I accidentally discovered that Uncle Wen was talking to Aunt Zhen. He meant that the sooner he repairs the tomb this morning, the better. We will go back in two days.
After I heard this, I began to despise this old magician again. By some mistake, he was blinded by the way to crack the Eight Yaosha. He didn't know yet. He might still be worried that the old diver might transform into a corpse, so he wanted to run away.
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Alas, human nature, how can you reason? When I saw the old magician like this, I smiled bitterly, shook my head, and left. In fact, I felt that something was quite wrong in the past two days, including the relationship between Uncle Wen and the Zhen family and the several times he acted uncharacteristically.
It makes me confused, as if there is a piece of window paper between me. Sometimes I actually have an illusion that this old guy is actually really capable.
But now I see that his uncle's liar will always be a liar and can never be turned into a mattress. I stopped listening and walked into the woods, found a big tree and started to release water.
After I finished urinating, I walked back and the wind began to pick up in the mountains. I looked up and looked up. Although the sky was still clear and blue, the clouds seemed to be moving very fast. Maybe this was a sign that the weather was going to change.
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