※ There is really no entertainment in Yiliban. It is different from the bustling urban nightlife. It is okay to stay here for two days. If you stay for a long time, you will definitely be suffocated. There is no Internet, no games, and it is boring. I don’t know when it started, and we don’t know it.
The prosperity has brought entertainment and impetuosity. But when it gets quiet, we can't be calm. Instead, we miss the damn city life again. ()
After dinner, Lao Yi and I didn't know what to do, so we could only run back to the room and watch TV. Since we have been together for the past two days, and although the two old masters still didn't deal with each other these two days, they were better than the Internet.
At that time, it seemed that the situation where both of us had the hatred of killing our fathers has really eased a bit now. So we mostly turned a blind eye to the two apprentices playing together.
If you want to say that the TV on this mountain can receive too many channels, then I will tell you clearly that it is two hundred and sixty-three to be precise. I remember that when Lao Yi and I turned on the TV, we were dumbfounded. This is too powerful.
How is that possible? Later, when I asked Aunt Zhen, it turned out that there was no TV signal in the mountains, so she had to buy a satellite receiver. The term seemed a bit exaggerated. To put it bluntly, this thing is like a big pot lid, which is buckled to the house and wired.
You can watch columns from several countries very elegantly.
To say that capitalist countries are really evil, when Lao Yi and I were broadcasting on a Russian station, we found that the golden girl on the TV was shirtless. This was really too much. Lao Yi and I were very angry. You know, domestic TV stations
Even the gentlemen here are almost shirtless. I didn’t expect that the Sichuan TV station would be so mean and resort to showing off their bodies to increase the ratings. It is really shameful for us passionate young people.
Seeing this very pornographic and violent scene being played on the TV, Lao Yi and I looked at each other and prepared to use our naked eyes to record the record of this barbarian country poisoning young people. Lao Yi was even more serious than me. He was afraid that he would let it go.
After passing a trace of criminal evidence, I moved a small stool to sit next to the TV. I saw that Lao Yi's eyes were misty and his expression was obviously reaching the highest level. I couldn't help but smile bitterly. He shouldn't be so exaggerated.
You’ve never seen pornographic films!
Fortunately, this was in Uncle Wen's and my room. If anyone saw it, it would be over. Just as we were watching the pole dance on TV obscenely, the door to the room was suddenly pushed open, which scared me. Old Yi Geng shivered.
It was an exaggeration. He was so startled that he stood up and hugged the TV to avoid the embarrassing scene of two young men hiding in a room watching a striptease.
I turned around and saw that it was okay. It was not the Zhen family but Uncle Wen. This old guy came in expressionlessly. When he saw Lao Yi, he looked like a fool and held the TV. He sighed and said to me: "Xiao Fei, I'll go out for a while."
Come back. Do you know if you stay here and don’t cause trouble to the Zhen family?
I looked at this old bastard and wondered where he was going so late. After all, there was a mountain outside. Did he want to go up the mountain at night? Why was he going up the mountain? This old man's arms and legs were not afraid of being eaten by wolves.
What?
But I couldn’t say it out loud, so I nodded to him and said, “I understand, Uncle Wen.
The old guy walked out of the room without staying any longer and closed the door. After Uncle Wen went out, Lao Yi turned on the TV and said to me, "Oh my god, you scared me to death."
I said with a wry smile: "Hurry up and change the channel. How embarrassing would it be if someone comes in again?"
Lao Yi calmed down and said to me: "Old Cui, why are you so unsteady in your position? You must know that this is a great opportunity to fully understand the mysterious universe of the female body. Put aside this small thing, let's not talk about it for now.
Why don’t many people watch domestic TV? That’s because they don’t know how to boldly innovate. This is a good opportunity to absorb Western culture!”
I said to him a little impatiently: "You said you saw so much nonsense when watching a striptease?"
Lao Yi shook his head and said to me: "Old Cui, you are too young to know the loneliness of our generation. You must know that even a striptease can be filmed with great meaning and touching feelings." Xiao
After saying this, Lao Yi showed his misty eyes again and continued to search for the meaning. I was really convinced by this scientist. It really reflected the common saying: Scientists are crazier than anyone else when they play hooligans.
But I couldn't continue with the same meaning as Lao Yi, because I was afraid that if I continued to watch it, my chest would explode, so I ignored Lao Yi, who was sitting in front of the TV like a turtle fairy, and lay down on the bed, thinking about what I had seen today.
There are five shortcomings and three shortcomings in the old diver and me.
The blood of the zombies has not been brought to the Hundred People's Resentment, and the Huangchao Sword has not been leveled, let alone not even a shadow. How will I be able to get rid of this disgusting fate?
Just when I was feeling worried, the door was pushed open again, but this time I realized that nothing was wrong, but Lao Yi hugged the TV again like a conditioned reflex.
It was indeed Uncle Lin who came in this time. When he saw Lao Yi, he hugged the TV as if he was possessed by an evil spirit. He immediately became angry and cursed at Lao Yi: "What are you doing? Are you having a convulsion?"
Lao Yi turned his head and smiled awkwardly and said to Uncle Lin: "It's nothing. I just put the money under the TV and now I'm trying to move it away."
Seeing Lao Yi's stupid look, Uncle Lin couldn't help but shook his head and said to Lao Yi: "I'm going out for a while, so don't cause trouble, you know?"
Oops? I looked at Uncle Lin. ()Why are these old guys going out so late at night? There is definitely something weird in this, but I don’t know what the weirdness is exactly. Unexpectedly, the two old guys went up the mountain one after another.
Let's go. What can they do?
:Go to admire the moon and appreciate the beautiful scenery of the motherland.
: When we went on a date, the two old charlatans actually had a mutual eye.
: To treat hemorrhoids, it is said that moonlight is very effective in treating hemorrhoids.
No, no, no, I shook my head. What was I thinking? None of these three answers were reliable, and I became more and more confused, so I simply stopped thinking about it. As soon as Lao Yi heard that his boss was going out, he didn’t think too hard.
Uncle Lin nodded and his expression at this time turned out to be the same as Uncle Wen's. He looked at me and walked out without saying anything.
The door was closed once again. Lao Yi let go of the TV and let out a breath that was scary enough. He said to me: "This is all about tempering your character. Why do I feel like I'm like an underground party member?"
I smiled bitterly in my heart and said: "Who knew you? Hurry up and change the weighing platform. It would be really bad if someone comes in again."
Lao Yi nodded. It was obvious that he couldn't stand the fright, so he honestly changed the channel. Fortunately, there were too many and he didn't have to worry about finding good programs, so the two of us concentrated on watching cartoons.
About ten minutes later, the door was pushed open again. Lao Yi's stupidity happened a lot today. As soon as he heard the door, he suddenly rushed to the TV like a fairy and quickly grabbed him to prevent him from glancing away.
What are you afraid of when watching a cartoon?
This time it was Aunt Zhen who came in. She was smiling and carrying a small pot of fried acorns with sugar. She opened the door and walked in. There is nothing interesting in the mountains. These are some acorns left over from last year's New Year. Come and try them.
Looking at Zhen A'e's smile, we both felt warm. I don't know why Aunt Zhen looks so comfortable. She has the smell of a mature woman and her hearty smile. Even though we haven't known each other for a few days, every time
When Lao Yi and I saw her, she was very kind. She was beautiful and considerate. In the humidity in the mountains, she knew that Lao Yi and I slept on damp quilts, so she took out the quilts to dry them for Lao Yi and me every morning.
Yi was particularly moved.
I seemed to feel a long-lost aura from her body. It was like my mother wanted to know that my mother had lost contact with me after I graduated from high school. Maybe she was afraid that I would hate her and why she abandoned us.
After I went to college, I often faced either pure men or pure ghosts, so I gradually forgot the memory of my mother. Until I came here the day before yesterday and met Aunt Zhen, I suddenly had the illusion in my heart that if my mother was still with me,
If so, it would probably be like this
Bar.
Speaking of which, I still don't know Lao Yi's parents, but I believe he feels the same as me, so we both stood up in a hurry to say hello to Aunt Zhen.
Aunt Zhen smiled at us and handed us the small basin used to decorate the building. Then she sat next to us and greeted us very cordially.
The two of us who are lacking in destiny are lonely and usually no one cares about us. I am the type of grandma who is not close to me and my uncle doesn’t love me. Today, suddenly someone cared about the warmth in my heart.
Aunt Zhen asked us after chatting for a while: "Why didn't we see Brother Wen and Brother Sheng at night?"
It seems that she still doesn’t know about the two old masters Uncle Wen and Uncle Lin going up the mountain, so I told her: “Our masters both said that they went up the mountain for a trip.”
After hearing what I said, Aunt Zhen slowly put away her smile and then sighed and said, "It seems they still can't forget what happened in the past.
What happened in the past? What happened in the past? Although I don't know, I can vaguely guess that it may be related to the reason for the feud between the two old masters.
I was suddenly very curious and asked Aunt Zhen: "Aunt Zhen, can you tell us something about our master when he was young?
Aunt Zhen smiled bitterly and then said to us: "Why didn't your master tell you?"
Of course, I was thinking in my mind that that old bastard was either lying to people or fighting landlords every day, so how could he have time to tell us? So Lao Yi and I both shook our heads.
Aunt Zhen smiled bitterly and then said to us: "It's all old debts. If the two brothers didn't talk about it, maybe they don't want to recall it. They have suffered so much over the years. We, the Zhen family, have always been ashamed of them. We didn't expect that they would be in trouble today."
them
I'm so confused about why older people are so roundabout when talking. Aunt Zhen said so much but didn't say a single useful word. What's wrong with the two old magic sticks who seem to be living bodhisattvas?
So I asked her: "Aunt Zhen, tell me what's going on. What on earth did the two old gentlemen do up the mountain?"
Aunt Zhen looked out the window at the darkening sky, thought for a while, and then said to us: "They went to see my sister.
Your sister? Lao Yi and I are wondering again. Aren’t you the only girl in the family with the surname Zhen? Why did another sister appear? And the two old magicians went up the mountain. Could it be that your sister lives in
superior?
After Aunt Zhen said these words, she started looking out the window again, as if she was lost in thought. The older people are, the more they like to recall the past. This is true, but Lao Yi and I are still waiting here.
She continued to talk. Seeing that she was speechless, we both became a little anxious. This was the critical moment when we heard it, so we stopped talking. You know, what I can’t stand the most when listening to stories is to whet people’s appetites!
But when I was about to ask her, suddenly there was a muffled thunder in the sky outside the window. At the same time, the TV signal began to get bad. I looked out the window and could no longer see the sunset, but strangely, the afterglow was still floating in the sky, and a large dark cloud seemed to appear.
When the wind picked up, I could clearly see the branches in the distance beginning to sway.
The weather in the mountains changes so quickly. I didn’t expect it to be raining soon as I guessed at noon. Lao Yi said: “It’s such a big thunder.
After saying that, we both got up and turned off the TV. Because we were afraid that thunder would damage the TV, we got up and closed the window. I looked at the sky outside the window. Because my family used to have land, and during the Cultural Revolution, we were afraid of being attacked by those red-blooded people who were worried about the world being in chaos.
The guards said they were landowners, so they took the initiative to confiscate the property. My grandfather Cui Ming was friends with Mr. Liu of Nianzishan. Mr. Liu once taught my grandfather a few tricks to predict the weather by watching the clouds. My grandfather worked in the fields.
When I follow that formula to look at the sky, I can guess it accurately.
The formula is divided into four sentences, which Mr. Liu deliberately simplified to make it easy to understand. The formula is: "The clouds move to the east and a gust of wind. The clouds move to the south. The water is rippling. The clouds move to the west and the water drowns the chickens. The clouds move to the north and the water floods.
Although this request is a bit childish, because it comes from Mr. Liu, there are some clues in it. For those dark clouds that move at extremely fast speeds, the accuracy of this prediction is still over 40%.
I looked at the large dark clouds outside the window that were moving quickly to the west. It was probably going to be a heavy rain. Although I don't know if it would drown the chickens. But the only thing that was certain was that the two magicians turned into drowned chickens.
As soon as Aunt Zhen saw the weather outside, she became anxious and said that she had to go up the mountain to deliver umbrellas to the two old guys. Lao Yi and I hurriedly stopped her. How could we let Aunt Zhen go? It was both of us who had to go.
Aunt Zhen smiled and touched our heads. She said to us: "Be good, you two don't know the way. You don't know where they are. They got lost. Just stay here and wait for Auntie to come back and I'll give you some money."
acorns
After saying that, she took out her raincoat and umbrella and went downstairs. Lao Yi and I looked out the window. Aunt Zhen's figure in the red raincoat disappeared into the woods. The dark clouds in the distance had begun to gather. It seemed that it would rain soon. I hope Zhen
Auntie, please meet these two damn old bastards as soon as possible and come back safely.