Two mouths? The advertisement shield that was ruined on the streets in 2002 appeared in my mind again. Do you know the taste of kissing children? I remember that when I kissed Dong Shanshan in college, I had thought of this advertisement of China.
What a huge impact we have.
But at this time, Lao Yi suddenly said this sentence, which really made me a little confused. I thought that the old diver shouldn't be some romantic corpse. How could he get it done with just a kiss?
I suddenly felt that Lao Yi was frightened, or was the bread he just ate expired and his brain misplaced it and he started talking nonsense?
Seeing my look like this, Lao Yi smiled bitterly and said to me: "Do you think I'm lying? I'm not joking with you and telling the truth."
After he finished speaking, he roughly told me the secret of this kiss. It turns out that this is indeed the oldest method of killing zombies in our country since ancient times. Because zombies are very special things, they can probably be traced to the Ancient People Network to start burials.
When people live and die, the only thing that remains dead but not dead is the zombie. As I said before, the difference between a zombie and a dead corpse is just one more breath. This breath is very important. In the beginning, zombies harmed everyone and people had no choice but to let them harm. But later, some bodies
People with great wisdom began to slowly understand zombies and figured out a way to eliminate zombies.
The centipede is dead but not stiff. Even if you catch the zombie, you can't hack it to death because it is already dead. So I don't know who came up with a trick to use those death row prisoners or slaves to mouth to mouth.
To inhale the bad breath from the zombie's belly.
As long as the bad breath is sucked out, the zombies will naturally die. In ancient times, this method was called "Yun Xing". It was indeed a kind of criminal law, but it was only recorded in unofficial history. Today, with the development of science and technology, there is no way to verify it.
This idea is sinister enough. How much courage does it take to kiss a zombie and also have to kiss with tongue? I finally understood why Lao Yi didn't tell me before because this trick is so out of control. Let's not talk about its speed yet.
It was so fast that we couldn't even get close to it. Even if we did get close, how could we both get in with the dignity of the old diver? Looking at its mouth with a big hole, I was so scared that I could even put a mouth into it.
My fist. It would be more satisfying to kiss me than to cut my neck with a knife.
Thinking of this, I smiled bitterly and decided to forget it. This was really disgusting. Instead of kissing it, I might as well do it openly and openly!
Seeing those eight cans open their mouths and making hissing sounds, they kept trying to rush out in the array. Every time they were bounced back by the tongue-curling lantern array, the distance was different. The bounce distance was getting closer and closer. It proved to me that
The formation couldn't last much longer. Lao Yi and I came to the front of the formation, and the old guy was only ten steps away from us.
The stress from last night began to wash over me again. I felt like I was watching Siberian tigers through a cage in the zoo. But that may not be appropriate because the tigers nowadays are all as sick as if they have Parkinson's disease.
Is this eight-year-old demon in front of me getting stronger and stronger?
Lao Yi looked at me and nodded, meaning it was okay. I swallowed and quickly pulled away my hand. Immediately after the formation was released, the old diver rushed towards us as if he had been on stimulants.
But this was completely what we both expected. I saw veins all over Lao Yi's body popping up and a bloody gossip appeared on his chest. He shouted and rushed forward!
A fight between a man and a corpse turned out to prove that there is no Yang Guo in this world because the old guy lost an arm and his strength was indeed greatly reduced and slowed down. Old Yi was actually able to fight it to a draw. This is different from yesterday.
The gap was really too big. I saw it in my eyes and thought to myself that there seemed to be a way.
I held the copper coin sword tightly, and my palms were sweaty. Since I couldn't insert the copper coin sword into my hand, I could only worry, and I could only watch Lao Yi and the old guy fight freely.
Due to the three escapes, Lao Yi's brain was very bright now. He specifically picked out the blind spot where the old guy had broken his arm and hit him. The old guy still scratched and scratched, and he didn't feel tired at all.
I saw the old guy grabbing Lao Yi with his right hand. Lao Yi had quick eyes and quick hands. He immediately squatted down and then used his right hand to support his right foot and swept it away fiercely like the Ba Yao Sha. If it were an ordinary person, this kick would probably damage his legs.
It was useless. But that old guy was not a fuel-efficient lamp. Although it was swept to the ground, it immediately tried to struggle and jump up.
But could I give it a chance? Seeing that I could finally put my hand in it, when it fell to the ground, I rushed forward almost reflexively, rounded it up, and flicked the copper coin sword towards its head.
"Bang!!" The sword was indeed drawn hard enough, but in my impulsiveness I forgot that the copper coin sword was not a real sword. It was just a string of copper coins strung on a rope. Most of the guys I dealt with before had no body, so they were more durable.
This old guy is really hard, as you can imagine. Even a steamed bun can break a lock if left alone for a day or two, let alone this old diver who has been left alone for many years?
With a crash, the thread of the copper coin sword was broken and scattered all over the floor. However, there was indeed a reaction after this. The old guy actually started to tremble. Sure enough, even an old Zongzi can't stop the power of copper coins. This has been since ancient times.
laws since then.
Money is really too powerful.
But what I didn't expect was that just when I was stunned, the old guy suddenly grabbed my arm and pulled me down.
God! My heart went cold at that time. It’s true. I didn’t expect that it would change so quickly in an instant. I jumped on it and formed an extremely ambiguous posture. But I knew that this ambiguity was fatal.
I smelled the smell of rotten fish and almost choked my eyes with tears. It was as if I had fallen on a piece of ice. An evil chill came through my thin shirt and made me feel uncomfortable.
At that time, my hair was almost standing on end.
Oops!!! The heartbreaking pain came from my arm. I didn’t expect it to even have a hand. I threw myself on him, and its big stinking mouth came to greet me on my neck.
It looks like its mouth can run like a train. If one bites it, my neck will definitely be broken. Everything was so fast that I didn’t even react. But now I’m rushing forward. As the saying goes, a dog can climb a tree if it’s anxious, and a man can climb a tree if it’s anxious.
I'll run away now. Although I don't have a chance to run away now, I can't sit still and wait for death.
Opportunities are earned by everyone, and I couldn’t just throw away this body. So I was so anxious that I couldn’t care less, so I hugged the old guy, pressed my right cheek against its left cheek, and then used my shoulder.
It was tightly stuck on its jaw so that it couldn't bite me.
I felt like I was holding stinky tofu together for more than 20 days. The strong body odor almost made me vomit blood. But I had no choice but to do this in order to survive.
This corpse smell is so bad that my head is about to explode. And the old guy keeps struggling, as if he doesn't understand why I want to eat his tofu like this. God proves that the old guy's hissing sound is in my ears.
Why is it like urging Chenfu? Just give me a piece of stinky Chenfubai. I don’t want it! Old Yi was also stunned next to him. Seeing me hugging the old guy tightly, he thought I was going to kill the old man and force him to kiss him.
Where is the bastard? Lao Yi saw this and said excitedly: "Old Cui, you are really my idol, please kiss me!! Don't forget to suck hard!!"
When I heard what Lao Yi said, I was so angry that I almost had a heart attack. This old man, Lao Yi, really doubted whether he was seriously ill. Why was he still talking nonsense when he was in hiding?
So I yelled at him: "Yi Xinxing, you uncle! How long have you been making sarcastic remarks? My hand will be cut off by it. Come and save me quickly!!"
Lao Yi saw that my arm was bleeding from being pinched by that old guy, so he didn't dare to joke anymore. Instead, he ran up and grabbed the old guy's hand and tried to break it open. But he had already said it yesterday.
This old guy was a bastard and wouldn't let go of anything he grabbed. When Lao Yi pulled me like this, I started to sweat in pain. But the old guy didn't let go and instead struggled even more intensely, as if he wanted to fight me to the ground.
What should I do when I see that old guy struggling harder and harder as if he's been drugged? My heart is getting colder and colder? You must know that Lao Yi's two minutes as a villain are almost over
Looking at Lao Yi, who was sweating profusely and desperately trying to break the old guy's claws, he suddenly came up with a solution in a hurry!
The feeling on my arms has gradually disappeared. I know this is the precursor of the evil spirit entering the body. If I don't think of any way to find a way to attack the evil spirit, I will go to get the ticket very elegantly. So I can't care much anymore and hurriedly shouted to Lao Yi: "Old Yi
Yi!! Hurry up!! Kiss it!! It’s all up to you now!!”
God proves that I really don’t want to trick Lao Yi, but in this small situation. This is the only way to turn defeat into victory. You know, although I am passive now, I can still contain the old diver. I just have to wait for Lao Yi to speak.
There is no shop like this after passing this village.
After hearing what I said, Lao Yi quickly said to me: "I don't want it! If you want to kiss it, you might as well let me die! His uncle's killing is just a nod and don't do it like this!"
I used my body to suppress the old diver who wanted to turn over and said to Lao Yi: "Old Yi, I beg you, hurry up, otherwise we will both die here. We both have to die, but we can't die here. Hurry up."
…ah!!!!!!"
The reason why I yelled out was because I started to feel pain again. Although I didn't know what happened to my hand and I had never broken it, I thought to myself that a broken bone might just hurt like this.
Lao Yi was really unwilling, but he saw me screaming so miserably. And maybe because my hand was still bleeding, he felt very uncomfortable. So he thought for a while and seemed to have done something big.
It was like he was struggling with his thoughts, and then his eyes suddenly turned sharp and he shouted: "Give it a go!!"
In fact, he didn't have long to think about it. After all, there was less than a minute left before the time to escape was up. So he knelt down next to the old diver's head and looked at the old diver's pretty face. He watched as the water leaked out.
tears.
I shouted: "Lao Yi Kuai! Don't think too much! Just bite! If you think about it, it can bite you. Why can't you bite it?"
When Lao Yi heard what I said, he scolded: "Go away! Don't think too much. Can I not think too much? Why don't you try? If it can bite me, I can bite it. I let the dog bite me. I dare
Bite a dog??”
Seeing that he couldn't do this, it was too difficult for him, but I thought there was no other way except this, so I said to him: "Close your eyes! Imagine it as Guo Furong in your mind!"
!Lu Xiucai! Kiss me quickly, otherwise it will be overwhelming!"
Lao Yi felt like crying. He pointed his finger at me and cursed: "Get out! I don't love Guo Furong! If you talk more, I'll kill you!!"
I felt a little relieved when he said this, because he still had the leisure to joke, which proved that he was not scared. I saw Lao Yi kneeling next to the old diver's head with his hands clasped together and kept saying: "This is not a diver, this is not a diver, this is
Lin Chiling, this is Lin Chiling."
I relied on self-hypnosis to tell the truth that if this was not a critical moment in my life, I would definitely not be able to help laughing. Now Lao Yi seems to be possessed by Lao Xie.
Lao Yi hypnotized himself for a while. Then he opened his eyes and without any further hesitation, he suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed the old diver's upper and lower teeth so that he could no longer bite him when he breathed in bad breath. Because Lao Yi was now very strong.
So the old diver couldn't move.
Lao Yi took a deep breath and looked at the old diver's face. Due to being beaten by the thundering golden bell array just now, the epidermis on his face had been detached and there was nothing left. The rotten meat on the face showed a strange purple color.
The black color is as if it has been scorched by fire, but as a diver, its skin is very moist, so there are a few drops of unknown liquid dripping from the rotten meat. It is just like when Li Chopsticks scared You Xi.
The faces are almost the same.
You must know that Yu Xi's grandson was immediately stunned when he was so frightened. Now Lao Yi knew that in order to survive, he had to give him a wet kiss. It was really hard for him.
I saw Lao Yi Xin yelling loudly: "Zhiling! I'm coming!!"
Then they kissed her suddenly.
There is a Brokeback Mountain in everyone's heart. Poor old Yi finally climbed the mountain.
The old diver was struggling like never before, but fortunately, Lao Yi and I held it down with all our strength, so it didn't have a chance to get up.
About ten seconds later, I heard Lao Yi say "vomit!!!" and the old guy completely quieted down. I let out a sigh of relief and felt that the old guy's nails seemed to have left my arm.
.I immediately rolled down from it and lay on the smoky ground, gasping for air.
It turns out that you can really see so many stars on the mountain. I finally defeated this hometown.
.
The wind stopped. Lao Yi, who was vomiting at the side, seemed to have run out of time and fell next to me, breathing heavily. It was really hard for him, I thought to myself.
I said to Lao Yi: "Lao Yi, you are such a good and pure man!"
Lao Yi cried and I turned around to look at him. I could clearly see the tears coming from the corners of his eyes. He said to me: "His uncle's first kiss for me!!"
I am also speechless. Poor Lao Yi hopes not to leave any shadow on him in the future. But it seems that I have thought too much, because today, a long time later, every time we drink, Lao Yi will tell us about his "leave".
The legendary experience of traveling from south to north and even kissing a zombie.
The night was very quiet. Lao Yi and I just looked at the night sky quietly. Next to us was the Ba Yaosha who could no longer move. Our old diver finally officially fell into a permanent sleep this time.
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