Who did you give your first kiss to? Many years later, if Yi Xinxing heard about Wen Xiang Zhaoer, she would think thoughtfully and answer firmly: "Lin Chiling. ()"
The legendary Sleeping Beauty was forcibly kissed by a gangster and woke up in disgust. Today, an old diver who had his body blown up was forcibly kissed by Lao Yi and fell into eternal sleep.
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The night has become quiet. The birds and beasts around the smokey field seem to have sensed that the danger has been eliminated, so they have returned to their comfortable homes. An owl flew to the treetop next to the haystack, staring at it with eyes closed.
Two people are busy in the distance.
It’s me and Lao Yi.
After about an hour, Lao Yi finally came to rest. The first thing he did when he got up was vomiting. It seemed that he had lost his appetite in the past two days. I stepped forward and patted his back, poor Lao Yi.
After he got used to it a little, he wiped his mouth and said to me with a wry smile: "Do you think it's easy for me? Alas, I feel more and more that this work between us is not done by humans."
Looking at Lao Yi's tormented look, I didn't know what to say, so I could only say to him: "Stop thinking about it, didn't you just say it? Just treat it like you are kissing Lin Chiling, right?"
Can you tell me how you feel?
As soon as Lao Yi heard what I said, he thought about it thoughtfully and turned around with a vomiting sound and started to vomit again. As he vomited, he cursed: "Your uncle, Lao Cui! Don't open and lift any pot."
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I smiled bitterly. In fact, I was no better than him. I hugged the old diver so tightly and now my whole body smelled so bad that I couldn’t believe it. I really didn’t feel scared at all at that time. Thinking about it now,
Incredulously, I took off my coat and threw it aside.
I lit a cigarette and took a puff. Not to mention the stinky sweat all over my body. Now that I see the wind, I feel really comfortable. Thinking about it, Lao Yi and I are really not easy. Young men in their twenties are doing it for themselves.
I hugged and kissed zombies in the future. Thinking of this, I laughed bitterly. It would be strange if someone believed me if I told it.
Huh, my life has been saved anyway, and the Zhen family will no longer be in danger. I looked at the old diver lying next to us. His diving career has finally come to an end. Let us do one more good deed.
Son.
So I said to Lao Yi: "Anyway, we are here to help move someone's grave. Who knew that so many things happened in the middle? Let's bury this old diver safely. After all, it is not good for him to die in the wilderness."
Jin do.()
Lao Yi looked at the person he was kissing for the first time, holding back the feeling of vomiting, and then nodded helplessly to me. We both already understood the consequences of peeking into the way of heaven. Every thing we encounter is more unlucky than the last, so we should accumulate more.
Let's earn some merit points.
In fact, when it comes to this, life is just a game. Each of us is role-playing. If your fate is not good, just do good deeds and accumulate more merit. When the merit points accumulate to a certain level, you may be reborn in the home of the president of the country in your next life.
When the time comes when the current prince has nothing to do all day long, he takes a bunch of dog slaves to the streets and molests women. When he grows up, it is natural for him to become a general today. Wouldn’t it be great?
People are just acting like monsters when they are alive. They thought that if they died, they would be done with it, but who knew that they would not stop even after they died? This old diver didn’t provoke anyone, he just let his prodigal descendants get fucked up by his divers who had been divers for many years.
In the end, the water was struck alive by lightning.
If a family is unlucky, it will punish the ancestors. This is the principle that all things are interdependent. Dead ancestors can punish you. Of course, you can also punish your ancestors. This is also a wise saying. People still cannot do bad things. You must know the principle of God's eyes are like lightning. Do bad things.
If you do all you can, even if you build a golden coffin for your ancestors, it will be in vain. If you don't do something good, the ghosts won't know about it. If you do something bad, the ghosts won't know about it. You must know that you are too embarrassed for the ghosts.
I have seen too much retribution. I suddenly felt that there is no absolute thing in this world. In fact, the source of ghosts is still human beings. As the saying goes, the pure will self-purify. As long as the mentality is correct, evil will naturally not be able to get close to it. However, some people do bad things every day.
What's the use of having hundreds of Buddha statues at home?
It was too complicated. I couldn't imagine that I could come up with such complicated words. I finally understood that the so-called saints are also human beings. Thinking of this, I actually became a little complacent.
When Lao Yi saw me looking shirtless and thoughtful, he said to me: "What are you thinking about, Lao Cui? Come over quickly and help pick up the smelly meat and smoke it to death!"
When I came back to my senses, I saw that Lao Yi had already started to spread our clothes on the ground. Then he went to carry the old diver, so I went over to help. Anyway, we were fighting together just now, and now I don't mind the old diver's clothes all over his body.
When it smells bad, I lift the old diver with missing arms onto my wide shirt, then tighten it and put a branch through it, and we can carry it to the cemetery.
It's just that we really can't keep his body intact. After all, people are selfish. If your body is still buried in the ground for two years, why don't you lend us two pieces?
It's zombie blood, but where does this old diver get his blood now? He might as well just get two pieces of meat back.
So Lao Yi took out the carving knife from his backpack, cut off a large piece of meat from the old diver's severed limb, wrapped it in a plastic bag, and threw it into his backpack.
It's not like I gained nothing. At least I got a few things, including the stone toad's nails, a few pieces of thunder-cracked wood, and the zombie's flesh and blood.
Lao Yi and I packed up our things and then lifted up the old diver and walked to the cemetery that Uncle Wen had chosen before. After all, it was the ancestral grave recognized by the Zhen family. Anyway, the old guy will no longer pretend to be a corpse no matter where he is buried, so it’s better to go with it.
Although Piaotian Literature Network is not a geomantic treasure land, in the future when the Zhen family worships their ancestors, they cannot be allowed to worship empty graves. How tragic would it be to compare one's heart to one's heart?
Walking on the road, I feel very comfortable now, probably because I was reborn after a disaster. I once again solved an incident satisfactorily. After all, in fact, every time I solve this kind of incident, I feel very happy. In the past, I guess it was because of watching movies.
I used to think of myself as an unsung hero for a long time, but it’s different now. Because every time I solve an incident, I can more or less understand something. This may be a sign of my gradual maturity. I’m no longer a child.
I thought of Ye Hu again. Even Uncle Jiu couldn't explain to me what justice is. Maybe one day, when I can fully understand what justice is, I can truly let go.
In fact, what makes me happiest is getting the zombie blood, one of the Seven Treasures. Now I have Tai Sui Skin, Female Ghost Tears, and now I have another zombie blood. Counting the Fire in the Furnace and Jin Baoyu from Shi Jueming, we
I've collected five pieces. I didn't expect it to happen so quickly. But I don't know who stole the Hundred People's Resentment. And the Huang Chao Sword has never been found. Thinking of this, I feel like he has a headache.
Suddenly I realized that if the person who robbed hundreds of people of resentment was Jin Xiaoren, then it must be Mr. Yin Yang. Maybe he is the same person who robbed Tai Sui's skin. But what is his purpose? Is it also to eliminate his five shortcomings and three shortcomings?
If that's the case, it would be easy. If we meet one day and talk about it, wouldn't it be great if we can work together to eliminate the five disadvantages and three shortcomings? But what I'm afraid of is that people are different. You must know that there are no people in this world who harm others and do not benefit themselves.
Many of the incidents where he attacked Ye Hu proved that he was not a kind person. I was afraid that if he showed up, there would be another gangster attack. Since he could seriously injure Ye Hu, then I and Lao
Yi may not be his opponent.
Alas, when I think of this, I feel guilty. I just don’t want to take it one step at a time. The boat will go straight to the bridge. And this is all about the future. Whether we can meet him or not is another matter. You know that the fairy wild fairy in the Northeast is not
Now, the three Northeast giants, Huang Santai, Huang Santai and Hei Old Lady, are looking for him everywhere. If they find him, they will definitely crush him to ashes.
And my top priority right now is not this matter. You must know that life always comes first. The lives of me and Lao Yi are still in the hands of that old bastard Xie Bian, but that guy Shitou hasn't figured it out yet.
The whereabouts of that runaway female ghost should be my top priority right now. Save your life first. There will be bread. First, get the bread to the Piaotian Literature Network.
It was difficult to walk at night. It took me and Lao Yi a long time to arrive at the cemetery. Looking at the small grave, Lao Yi and I smiled bitterly. His uncle's old magic stick had indeed filled the grave for both of us.
Still have to dig.
Well, they all say that eating someone’s mouth is short and their hands are soft. Now that we have cut off four ounces of meat from that person’s body, we have to let it sleep peacefully in the soil.
So Lao Yi and I found a few wooden sticks and started digging the soil. Fortunately, since it was a new grave and it had rained in the past two days, the soil was very loose, so we didn't waste much effort and we were digging within an hour.
When we arrived at the coffin that was missing half of the coffin board, we emptied the soil out of the coffin and we respectfully invited the old diver in.
Old Yi was so kind that he found some branches to block the gap in the coffin. Then he "tied up" the old diver's appearance. He kept mumbling something that seemed to be a funeral inscription.
"Straighten your legs and smooth your chest. This is the wind of hiding treasures in the dragon's cave. Turn your head to the west and your feet to the east. Your descendants will live longer than the pine trees. Live longer than the pine trees and you will be rich. Don't forget the love of your ancestors when you are rich. Please listen carefully to your ancestors and you will cultivate a golden body for thousands of years.
When I looked at Lao Yi, I didn’t expect that he had this skill. But this funeral inscription should also be a scene. It is similar to the earth scroll written by Uncle Lin. You need to know what kind of dragon vein is here? From what is written on the Internet, it seems that dragon veins are everywhere in China.
It is common, but it is not like this. In fact, this dragon vein does exist in China. According to Feng Shui, dragon veins gave birth to the entire Chinese civilization. There are fourteen dragon veins in China, so the ancient emperors are called the "Nine-Fiveth Emperor."
I said before that there is an immortal vein in the Northeast. This immortal vein is almost a dragon vein that starts from Dalian and travels throughout the Northeast and finally converges in Harbin. It is in the shape of a crouching dragon. The nature of the crouching dragon is fire, so the character and temper of the Northeastern people are also affected, they are bold and violent.
This sounds quite mysterious, but it is true, because there are many things in this society that cannot be found in books. As the saying goes, "Even if there are three thousand great masters, there are countless people." I believe that maybe this is the way of heaven. Maybe this society no longer needs this.
After planting things, in a few years or hundreds of years, these orthodox Feng Shui things left by our ancestors will completely disappear in the richness of history. And what is left behind are often those scammers and the like.
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This is how society is. How many people with real abilities are all going to lose their jobs, but those liars who lie to gods and ghosts with just one mouth are happy and free. This may not be accidental but inevitable. As society develops, there will be regressions.
There will be resentment and resentment, and silly Yin-Yang Mr. Yin-Yang like us will appear.
I just don’t know how long we, Mr. Yin and Yang, can last. We can no longer keep up with the trend of society. Maybe in a few years, this ancient profession will appear together with other things and can only appear in folk histories and those passed down by word of mouth.
The story is right.
Lao Yi and I buried the grave again, burned three sticks of incense in front of the grave, kowtowed a few times and stood up. We both let out a sigh of relief. His uncle's death was finally over. It was like a nightmare.
Without further delay, we both got up and walked down the mountain. We must know that it is easy to go up the mountain but difficult to go down because we don't have a car. So we have to walk to the village by ourselves. Don't even think about sleeping tonight and hurry up.
I lit two cigarettes and gave one to Lao Yi. We turned around and looked down the mountain. After walking for a while, I seemed to hear something. I asked Lao Yi if he heard anything. Lao Yi shook his head subconsciously.
He turned around and looked in the direction of the cemetery.
I saw two silvery-white things surrounding the cemetery that was far away from us, shining silver in the moonlight. I hurriedly rubbed my eyes and took another look.
But I didn't see anything outside the woods, only a solitary grave. The incense in front of the grave was still smelling of green smoke. Maybe it was my imagination. I turned my head and shrugged my shoulders. I looked up and saw that the moon in the sky seemed strange tonight.
Bright and clear.
The soft moonlight shines on the grave, creating a strange yet peaceful scene.
Lao Yi and I didn't stop and continued walking down the mountain. We didn't know what kind of events we would face next time when we return to Harbin.
The Shadow Corpse Chapter is completed and the next chapter returns to Hal