Before that night, I always thought that this kind of plot where a master comes out to help when the protagonist is about to die can only appear in those martial arts novels, but that day I finally understood a truth, art is really his uncle's
It comes from life but is higher than life. This voice and a crooked poem are all too familiar to me. Who else could it be if it wasn't Uncle Wen, that old bastard?
I didn't care about the pain in my cervical vertebrae, and turned around hurriedly. Sure enough, under the eyes of Lao Yi and I with our mouths open, Uncle Wen, who was wearing a floral shirt, came out of the woods with his hands in his pockets.
Walked out.
Looking at Uncle Wen, who I haven't seen for many days, I almost shed tears. It's not that he looked very handsome when he appeared, but because I really can't understand why this old stickman showed up. Damn, why did he show up?
, what is he doing here?
Are they here to save us? Impossible. Lao Yi and I’s identities have not been exposed until now. I blinked my eyes hard, but I still couldn’t believe that the person walking towards us was the one who drank too much.
An old man who loves to sing pornographic songs, this is simply unbelievable. They say that Guan Gong's battle with Qin Qiong is incredible enough, but what I see now is even more unbelievable than Guan Gong's battle with Qin Hailu! How can I believe this?
But this is indeed true. It was Uncle Wen who came to us. What on earth was he doing here?
Answer a: This old gang was just passing by, so I became very interested in poetry and started writing.
Answer b: This old gangster took a taxi at night and was robbed, then dumped in the suburbs.
Answer c: This old gang is actually...the White Faction?
As usual, three answers appeared in my mind, but as usual, I quickly eliminated two more, because this is the suburbs, how could anyone be stupid enough to pass by here? And it is impossible to encounter a robbery while taking a taxi at night.
, as the driver and master just said, now they don’t dare to pull men from the Lone Gang when they encounter them at night.
So there is only one possibility left. Even though I know this answer is unreliable, it is the most likely. Could it be that this old stick has been pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger? In fact, he is actually a real white faction.
Disciple, Mr. Yin Yang?
But this is impossible. I think that when I started working in his shop, I still had the trick of deceiving that the old stick told me personally. How could such a lazy, greedy, slippery and evil scumbag turn into a deceptive guy?
What about Mr. Yin Yang, who is upright and upright in slaying demons and protecting the Tao? This is totally illogical!!
Just when Lao Yi and I were so surprised that we couldn't close our mouths, Uncle Wen had already walked not far away from us. He was still looking like a magician, with his little eyes narrowed, revealing a very wretched look.
He was looking at the old cat lady with a sneer on his face, and heard him say: "Hey~~ Isn't this Chairman Yuan? Why are you free today to help me discipline my disciples?"
Before Lao Yi and I had time to question why Uncle Wen knew Yuan Mei, Yuan Mei, who was possessed by the old lady cat, had already spoken. He said harshly: "Wen understands, this junior
Speaking of which, you kept it by your side and didn't do anything. Why, today you suddenly remembered the "Three Purities Book", and you also want to take a dip in this muddy water?"
Damn it, what are they talking about? Why can’t I understand? What does this have to do with Sanqingshu, and why do they seem to know each other very well?
Lao Yi and I looked at each other. We had so many frights and surprises tonight that both of us couldn't find our way around. We could only stare at each other like bull's-eyeballs.
The two of them, and the two of them completely regarded the two of us standing in front of them as nothing.
When Uncle Wen heard what Yuan Mei said, he immediately became happy. Then as he walked, he sneered at Yuan Mei who was attached to the old lady cat: "Don't praise me so much. How old am I? I want "The Book of Three Purities"
What are you doing? Is it used to wipe your butt? My master didn’t pass the book to me back then, which means I don’t have this attainment. I’m not like some people, who appear calm on the surface but are thunderous behind the scenes. I’m already very old.
, you still do those things like chickens crowing and dogs stealing, well, you’re not afraid of being embarrassed if you tell anyone about it!”
What! What is going on! When I saw Uncle Wen actually said such words very calmly, I suddenly felt the urge to raise my right hand and slap myself hard. What is going on? Am I doing this?
Are you dreaming? It’s enough to surprise us that Yuan Mei knows "The Book of Three Purities", but how come Uncle Wen also knows about it? To say that "The Book of Three Purities" is not just Mrs. Wang’s Kitchen Encyclopedia, how can such a person know it? Moreover,
,Uncle Wen said just now, his master? Did I hear that right??
At this time, Uncle Wen had already walked to my side. In this situation, I no longer knew what to say, so I could only open my mouth and weakly said: "Uncle Wen..."
Uncle Wen nodded towards me. His usual joking expression seemed to be gone. He just nodded to me and said, "Don't talk. If you have anything to do, we'll talk about it when we get back."
As soon as I heard the old 'magic stick' say this, I didn't say anything else and had to shut up. Although I didn't know who Uncle Wen was, I was sure that he was a good person. This is
An intuition, but also a feeling. After all, I have been working with him for almost a year, and the daily contacts are not in vain. Now that Uncle Wen suddenly appears, I feel more and more that it is not an accident. I believe that if we can go back safely
If so, Uncle Wen will definitely tell us.
At this time, Yuan Mei, who was possessed by the old lady Mao, sneered and said to Uncle Wen: "Wen understands that we are not in conflict with each other, and we don't have any issues with each other on weekdays. Don't be slanderous!"
When Uncle Wen heard what Yuan Mei said, he laughed, then pulled Lao Yi behind him and said with a sneer: "Come on, my Chairman Yuan, do you really think that our senior brothers are the second brother? Just call him that for no reason.
When the three of them come out, do you think we don’t know about the bad things you have done? Are you trying to fool the foreign devils?"
When Uncle Wen asked this question, the cat-like face became obviously silent. After a while, the cat-like face spoke again, saying: "Humph, I didn't expect you two to find out. I should have thought of it a long time ago."
Why did you two disappear for a month without any reason after two years? Well, I also know that people don’t tell secrets. These three people have what I want. I originally wanted to cooperate with them, but they are too weak.
, if you don’t come today, I will kill them and take them by force, but you come, you see what you will do!”
Uncle Wen calmly pulled out the copper coin sword from my waistband and said to Yuan Mei with a smile: "What should I do? It's cool. Originally, I had no intention of intervening in the juniors' affairs. Let them decide their own affairs.
Yeah, but."
Uncle Wen held the copper coin sword tightly in his left hand, put his right hand down in his mouth and bit it, then smeared blood on the copper coin sword and sneered at Yuan Mei and said, "But, if you dare to touch them, I won't let you go."
, and besides, it’s time for us to settle the accounts for what you did?!”
Yuan Mei, who was attached to the old lady cat, burst into laughter after hearing what Uncle Wen said. He said arrogantly: "Wen understands, do you think my puppet is broken now? Let me tell you, even if
That’s right, it’s not that easy to eliminate it!!”
After finishing speaking, the old cat lady suddenly jumped on one leg and jumped far away. Then she tore her clothes with one hand and saw a yellow talisman sticking to her ribs under the black cotton-padded jacket. Uncle Wen raised his eyes and
Look, he immediately said to Yuan Mei with disdain: "You want to use this piece of shit against me? It seems that you are arrogant enough, let alone you really treat yourself like a green onion, but don't you think about it, who
I’m going to fuck you with dipping sauce!”
The cat-like face sneered, and then said: "It's useless to talk more. Since you are so sure, well, as long as you can beat me, I will tell you the whole story!"
After that, the red light in the cat's eyes became brighter than ever before, almost like a small light bulb. The evil spirit began to condense rapidly, and the body of the old cat lady also began to tremble, and the bones all over her body began to tremble.
It started to rattle, as if it could no longer bear the strong evil aura.
This summer night was originally sultry, but at this moment, I actually felt surprisingly cold. This is enough to prove that this evil spirit is indeed strong enough. It seems that Yuan Mei did not use his full strength when he fought us just now.
, his uncle is simply an old monster.
Suddenly, I started to worry about Uncle Wen.
But Uncle Wen was still very calm, at least the sneer on his face had not disappeared. The 'old magic stick' opened his mouth and said: "Is this the purpose of the resentment you usually hold? Although I believe in Da Yuan, but
I really don’t understand what you brothers are thinking now.”
After saying that, he knotted a sword finger in his right hand and held it flat in front of his chest. He held the copper coin sword tightly in his left hand. After shaking his wrist, he said to me without looking back: "Xiao Fei, watch carefully. The copper coin sword is actually like this."
use!"
Having said that, Uncle Wen didn't hesitate. He dragged his dry little body and rushed forward in one stride, as if he was a monkey released during the Chinese New Year. Unlike the usual Uncle Wen who walks slowly and like an old tortoise.
We were just two people. Seeing Uncle Wen's powerful movements, Lao Yi and I began to open our mouths wide again. Lao Yi was even more exaggerated. His nose was dripping with mucus.
Wind automatic.
I saw the old lady cat stretching out her arm and suddenly stabbing Uncle Wen at an alarming speed. If she was stabbed this time, she would probably stab Uncle Wen to the core. Lao Yi and I were shocked to see this.
I couldn't help but sweat for this old guy, but Uncle Wen once again gave us a huge surprise. Instead of avoiding it, he swung his copper coin sword upwards with his left hand to block the old lady cat's hand.
Up, if I had swung it this time, the sword would have tragically broken again, but Uncle Wen swung it gracefully. After the copper coin sword hit the old lady Mao's hand, it made a 'dang' sound.
There was a crisp sound, but Uncle Wen did not stop. He immediately stretched out the sword finger of his right hand and flicked the blade of the copper coin sword quickly.
It didn't matter at this moment, just after hearing the sound of "Peng", the old cat lady actually took a few steps back and fell down. Uncle Wen immediately made a decision and ran forward two steps and then sat on the old cat lady, and then raised his hands backwards.
Holding the copper coin sword, he shouted: "Xiao Fei! Watch it!!"
After saying that, he suddenly exerted his force, and the copper coin sword was inserted into the mouth of the old lady Mao. Then Uncle Wen raised his right hand and slapped the sword hilt hard. Suddenly, the copper coin sword broke, and all the copper coins fell.
Entering the mouth of the old cat lady, this was not the end. At this moment, Uncle Wen saw the opportunity and suddenly clasped his right hand on half of the cat's mouth, and shouted: "Break it for me!!"
I saw Uncle Wen using force, he actually pulled the half of the cat's face from the old lady's human face and threw it aside. Strangely enough, after the half of the cat's face was separated from the body, the old lady's body began to move rapidly.
It is calcified and weathered bit by bit at a speed visible to the naked eye.
After completing this series of actions, Uncle Wen let out a long sigh, rubbed his shoulders and said to himself: "I can't stand it anymore."
After Uncle Wen said that, he stood up and turned to look at me and Lao Yi. We both didn't even have time to close our mouths. Our eyes were staring at Uncle Wen like light bulbs. Lao Yi's nose was full of snot.
The wind blew by itself, and at this moment, my nose was dripping with dissatisfaction.