I remember Uncle Jiu once told me that giants have gods within three feet. I didn’t believe it at the time, because it’s so old, the sky is full of planes, and the ground is full of cars. Where can I find so many miracles?
But that night when Uncle Wen, wearing a sexy floral shirt and holding a copper coin sword in his hand, elegantly knocked down the old cat lady, I believed it, I really believed it.
I guess now you tell me that Guan Gong not only fought against Qin Hailu, but he also fought against that bald Qin Fen in If You Are the One, and I believe it.
After Mrs. Cat died, her body quickly weathered and disappeared into ashes in the blink of an eye. Uncle Wen rubbed his shoulders and did not come towards us. Instead, he first said to the half-cat face on the ground: "Director Yuan
Commander, you have nothing to say this time, right?"
It's strange to say that half of the cat's face was on the ground, but the cat's eyes did not lose their luster and were still glowing scarlet. After Uncle Wen finished speaking, the cat's face actually made a sound again, but it sounded like
Intermittently, as if the mobile phone signal was not good, Yuan Mei said: "Humph, I didn't expect that you are still a treasure trove. Did you deliberately hide your strength in the past?"
Uncle Wen took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, then sneered at the cat face and said: "Aren't you talking nonsense? Do you think our brothers are really that kind of Lei Feng and show themselves selflessly in front of your brothers? Don't say so much
It’s useless, just tell me your purpose and see if we can discuss it, after all, we are all quite old.”
When Uncle Wen said this, his tone changed obviously, and there was a slight vicissitude in his words. Maybe this is the relationship between different experiences. I suddenly had an illusion. Why do you think Uncle Wen now seems to have given me a little bit more?
What about the feeling of wisdom?
Although that half of the cat's face has long been separated from the old lady's body, it is still very arrogant now. Yuan Mei said intermittently: "Huh! You don't need to teach me about this! Just tell me...
I will definitely keep my promise... Hey! You juniors... next week our company will organize employees... to travel to Beidaihe... you
Come too! I will tell you when the time comes! As for you, Wen Mingming... I didn’t promise you anything, so I have no comment!”
After saying these words, the cat's face burned instantly, and the flames were still strange, showing an emerald green color. Uncle Wen did not speak, with a cigarette in his mouth, silently looking at the cat's face as if thinking something
What.
After the cat's face burned out, the night seemed to fall into calm again. Uncle Wen let out a long sigh, then turned around and walked towards us. At this time, his image in Lao Yi and I's hearts was the same as before.
The wretched uncle who sings plum blossoms while having a booger is completely different. The current Uncle Wen doesn’t know why, but he looks so stalwart. Think about the image of the underground party that infiltrated the enemy during the Anti-Japanese War.
However, Lao Yi and I haven't gotten used to it yet. When Uncle Wen walked in, Lao Yi tremblingly stepped forward and pulled Uncle Wen's old face, and then said in disbelief: "This Uncle Wen is not real, is he?"
?Did something get on you?"
Half of my face looked at Lao Yi with a wry smile. In fact, it’s not his fault. This naked fact is really unacceptable to us, but reality is reality. This is indeed true. I saw Uncle Wen’s snap
!' gave Lao Yi a slap in the neck, and then scolded him: "Why are you so stupid! I've never seen it before!"
The tragic old Yi rubbed his head and said in surprise and a little aggrieved: "Damn, it's true!"
Uncle Wen ignored Lao Yi. He probably also knew that this old boy was mentally ill, so he walked up to me and helped me up, and said to me: "What do you think? If you don't listen to me, leave me."
Son, you must have suffered a loss."
Originally, Uncle Wen always spoke in a very harsh and sarcastic way, but today when I heard his words, his tone was indeed the tone of an elder feeling sorry for the younger generation. At this time, my whole body ached. After hearing what he said, my nose turned upside down.
I'm a little sour. I originally had a lot to say, but I don't know why, but my words are stuck in my throat and I can't say anything out. Damn, this old magician has brought us too many surprises tonight.
When the 'old magic stick' saw me like this, he smiled and shook his head, then carried me on his back and said to Lao Yi: "Boy, go help your friend up. I just saw him.
There should be nothing wrong, let’s talk about it when we get back.”
Lao Yi was surprised and was still in a daze, but when he heard what Uncle Wen said, he remembered that the stone was still lying there, so he nodded hurriedly, knowing that in his eyes, Uncle Wen now looked like nothing.
Just like Huang Ama, he probably had to listen to everything he said. He hurriedly ran all the way to the stone. His physical strength had not yet recovered, and his feet were a little weak after carrying the stone.
Uncle Wen was carrying me with a cigarette in his mouth. After waving to Lao Yi, he walked towards the woods. Lao Yi hurriedly followed me. I lay on Uncle Wen's back. I have to say,
This little old man's back is quite strong, and it's very comfortable to lie on his stomach. It's a bit like the feeling when my father carried me on his back when I was a child. Although my whole body is sore now, my mood is slowly getting better.
It can be said that this matter has come to an end now, but I know that there will be more things to come in the future. Uncle Wen also showed up halfway. How many secrets does he have? I think about what will happen after graduation.
It seemed as if someone had arranged all these things for me a long time ago. From the moment I walked into Uncle Yuan's noodle shop at noon that day, I felt like I was just an actor, following the script step by step.
I consider myself a disciple of the Bai sect, and I know things that ordinary people don't know, including some truths. But now that I think about it, we have actually been kept in the dark, and the truth we know may not be the truth at all.
Maybe this is the truth behind the truth that Mr. Chang told me? I smiled bitterly, but who can know what the truth is!!
Forget it, don’t think about it anymore, just let nature take its course. It seems that our current situation is to let nature take its course. No matter what happens, as long as the time comes, you will naturally know it. You can’t force it.
I sighed and let Uncle Wen carry me out of the woods step by step. At this time, the dark clouds in the night sky had drifted away, and the moon appeared again. A white Santana was parked outside the woods, and the windows were not rolled up.
, a faint smoke drifted out from the car window, and there was a person sitting in the driver's seat. I looked up and saw that it was Uncle Lin, the old man.
I sighed, forget it, I'm not so surprised now anyway. Uncle Wen, the old magician, is now a fake. Of course, Uncle Lin may be, but this guy Lao Yi is still surprised. He carries
Shi Shi was stunned, as if he didn't dare to go over. Uncle Wen walked to the car, turned around and said angrily: "Boy, why are you so stunned? Come here quickly, let's go back."
After that, he opened the car door and threw me into the back seat. Damn, it hurts me so much. I looked at this 'old bastard' and didn't know what to say.
As soon as Yi heard Uncle Wen's order, he came over very awkwardly. He carried the stone to the car first and smiled awkwardly at Uncle Lin. He didn't know what to say, so he could only say
Finished the sentence: "Uncle Lin..."
Uncle Lin was smoking with a frown on his face. When he saw Lao Yi, he didn't say much. Originally, this old man was much stricter than Uncle Wen, but he didn't open his mouth and said "En" from his throat.
With a sound, indicating his acquiescence, Lao Yi opened the car door, helped Shi Shi in first, and then sat in himself.
Uncle Wen sat in the passenger seat, but he didn't talk to Uncle Lin. He just rubbed his shoulders with a grimace and said to himself: "I'm really old. I feel like my whole body falls apart after exercise."
Uncle Lin looked at him with contempt from the corner of his eye, and then said: "You have gone to pedicures too much, you must be weak."
Uncle Wen scolded angrily: "You idiot, you are still trying to bully me at this time, drive quickly!"
After hearing what Uncle Wen said, Uncle Lin snorted coldly and started the car. I leaned on the car seat and couldn't move. Don't tell me, the change of these two old guys made the atmosphere tense.
Seriously, Lao Yi and I couldn't accept it, but now after listening to the bickering between the two old guys, it seemed that they were back to their old charlatan status, and the atmosphere was indeed much more relaxed.
Seeing this scene, I smiled with half my face, and my laughing action happened to be seen by Uncle Wen in the reversing mirror. He turned around and cursed: "Laugh, you still know how to laugh, if it weren't for you
, Damn it, how can I be so tired? Let me tell you, half of my salary will be deducted this month, no negotiation!"
When I heard what Uncle Wen said, I suddenly felt warm in my heart. I had a quarrel with this old guy before because I was ignorant, and I even wanted to quit. But today it seems that this old guy is no longer angry with me.
, He said he wanted to deduct my salary, which proves that he doesn't want to fire me yet. Why is this old guy so kind-hearted?
The car drove out of the suburbs and drove slowly on the highway. We didn't talk along the way. I looked at the brightening lights outside the car window. I couldn't imagine what happened tonight. First, we fought the old lady Cat, and then
I ruined Yangshou and took action, and Uncle Wen actually popped up in the end. It’s incredible to think about it. I don’t know what kind of explanation Uncle Wen and the others will give us later. I hope this explanation can solve all the problems we have had so far.
Encounter a mystery.
The car drove into the city, and about half an hour later, it stopped at the entrance of Fuze Hall. The lights in Fuze Hall were still bright, and it was obvious that Uncle Wen had turned on the lights when he left.
After the two old guys got out of the car, they helped Lao Yi and Shi Jueming to the back room of Fuze Hall without saying a word. Shitou and I were lying on Uncle Wen's double bed. Shitou hadn't woken up yet and was still unconscious.
With that, Lao Yi sat blankly on the stool and looked at the two old magicians. When Uncle Lin came in, he picked up a cup from the table, filled it with water and handed it to Uncle Wen. Uncle Wen followed without saying a word.
A piece of yellow paper was found under the bed. I looked up and saw that it was a charm.
I saw Uncle Wen took out the lighter, lit the talisman, then put the paper ash into the cup, took a sip himself, and at the same time raised his right hand flat to his chest to form a sword finger, and then fiercely sprayed the talisman water on it.
Not to mention, it really worked. The stone that had been sprayed with talisman water groaned in pain, and then looked at us with his eyes open. He said weakly: "Where is this place?
Am I not dead?"
I looked at Shitou and thought with a wry smile, my good brother, you have suffered. When I saw Shitou woke up, I hurriedly got up and picked up a towel to help him dry the water and paper dust on his face. He also wiped it for me.
Lao Yi wiped the mouse blood on the corner of his mouth and said to him: "We are not dead, it was us...these two bosses who saved us."
After Uncle Wen sprayed the stone awake, he moved a chair and sat on it. Uncle Lin also sat down. They took out their cigarette points and lit them. Uncle Wen took a deep puff of the cigarette and then said to me: "I won't hide it now."
I can’t help you anymore, if you want to ask anything, just ask.”