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Chapter 82 Uncle Wen's Baby

Chapter 82 Uncle Wen’s baby

Night is gradually falling, and Harbin looks a little desolate in winter. The remaining snow on the street has not been shoveled away yet. At this moment, it is coated with a comfortable light pink color by the setting sun. Pedestrians on the road pass by me in a hurry. I don’t know that they are busy.

What, and for whom are they busy?

Although I have long been accustomed to the feeling of this big city, I know that it is impossible to watch the sunset here like in my hometown, but every time at this time I will still habitually raise my head and look at this reinforced concrete forest.

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The down jacket I was wearing had been worn for almost three years, and it was no longer keeping me warm. A cool breeze blew by, and I felt my neck was very cold, so I pulled up the collar, but unconsciously thought of the scarf I had brought to me.

My brief warmth. That is my only warm memory in this cold city.

I don’t know how I could have the mood to think of the poetic and slightly sad words above, but the way I dress now is indeed not very poetic. I am carrying several plastic bags on my left hand, which contain the ones I just bought at Uncle Yuan’s Noodle Shop.

The uncle's specialty dish, and his right hand is holding a one-liter Pepsi bottle.

Inside is more than 20 years of aged child urine that I saved for a day.

I really can't be sentimental about this look, because it's a psychological effect. Walking on the street with a urine bottle, pedestrians passing by on the side of the road, I'm always worried that something will happen, so I can only lower my head and go to Fufu quickly.

Walking in the direction of Zetang, I actually felt a little wretched at this moment.

In fact, sometimes I feel that I am so mean, I still care about her when she is about to get married, but this is just a thought, I am still persistent like an ignorant little kid, and I am willing to give my life for her easily.

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Alas, let's take it one step at a time. As long as you don't regret it in your heart, just do what you want to do.

I comforted myself.

Finally, Fuze Hall was in front of me. I pushed the door into the house and finally warmed up. Uncle Wen, this old guy, is still playing Landlords for fun. I admire him very much. Not to mention his bad play, he lost all his Happy Beans.

I applied for QQ again and continued to fight, seemingly still enjoying it.

I greeted him: "Uncle Wen, I'm here, let's get started later."

When Uncle Wen saw me coming, he said to me: "Xiao Fei, why are you here? I'm almost starving to death. Let's open it now. What are we waiting for?"

I conveniently put the bottle of boy's urine behind the door when I came in, because I was afraid that if I didn't pay attention, the old and dim-sighted Uncle Wen would mistake it for iced tea. If he took a sip, my job would probably be ruined.

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I didn't dare to tell him directly that Uncle Lin's apprentice was also here for dinner. It seemed that if I could convince this old guy, I would have to use some tricks. Fortunately, I knew Uncle Wen's spleen and stomach. I thought, let's see what happens to me, a well-known old Chinese medicine doctor.

Give him medicine.

Putting the dishes on the cashier in front, I walked up to him and said to him: "Uncle Wen, you said that Uncle Lin across the street bullied us like this in the hospital last time. Do we have to pay him back?"

Color?"

When Uncle Wen heard the word "Uncle Lin", his expression suddenly changed. He snorted and asked me: "What are you doing mentioning that old x? This old x has been against me before, and he gets very angry just thinking about it."

Come from anywhere."

His expression was exactly what I wanted, so I said to him: "Well, Uncle Wen, I came up with an idea that can help you vent your anger without damaging your old face."

Uncle Wen turned to look at me and said, "What's your idea? Tell me about it."

I said to him: "Doesn't he have an apprentice who has no head or bones? We will call him over when we eat later. Think about it, if the old guy opposite knows that his apprentice is eating with us, he will

Why don't you get angry? And it sounds nice to say that you ignored the past grudges and invited his apprentice to dinner."

After hearing what I said, Uncle Wen slapped his thigh and said: "Oh! That's right, why didn't I think of this trick? Xiaofei can do it! Okay! The brain is good enough, haha, if this comes tomorrow and the day after tomorrow,

It will definitely make him angry."

Seeing that this old bastard fell into the trap, I said to him: "Uncle Wen, when I was in the hospital last time, I had a plan to get that silly boy's mobile phone number. I went out to buy beer. I gave him to him by the way.

He made a phone call."

Uncle Wen said with a smile: "Okay, go ahead and buy something white. I'm happy today, so drink more."

I nodded, turned around and went out smiling without saying a word, thinking about buying more? This is exactly what I want. If you don’t get drunk today, I will be ashamed of my reputation as the number one wine god in Harbin.

Number.

Phew, did I stay with Lao Yi for too long, why do I seem to be infected by him too?

On the way to the warehouse to buy wine, I called Lao Yi and asked him when he could arrive and how was the preparation of the things?

Lao Yi on the other side of the phone said, "I'm on my way to your car now. Everything is ready. I'll just wait for the evening."

After hearing what he said, I hung up the phone and felt confident in my heart. Now everything is ready, and the wind was blowing before.

After carrying two bottles of Yuquan square bottles and asking the clerk in Cangmaili to help carry a box of Harbin beer, he returned to the store. As soon as he put down the beer, Lao Yi came in.

Lao Yi said hello to Uncle Wen like a slave. Uncle Wen pretended to be serious, but in fact I knew that this old bastard was already happy in his heart.

When I saw Lao Yi coming, I moved the table out of Uncle Wen's bedroom, put the dishes on the table, took the glasses and opened the wine, and we, the oldest and the second youngest, started drinking.

At the wine table, Lao Yi kept toasting to Uncle Wen, which made the old guy so happy that he kept talking about it, and then drank one cup after another.

After a while, the alcohol took effect. We all let go, and Uncle Wen also boasted to us about what he was like when he was young and how much he had seen in the world. Now that he is old, he can’t do it anymore, but he still

There are some great things.

I saw that he was playing very well, so I asked him: "Uncle Wen, do you have any magic weapon that can help us two juniors learn more?"

Yi Xinxing was also a little drunk, and she even said without blinking: "That's not right, I usually hear my boss say that you don't have much ability?"

When Yi Xinxing said these words, I felt that something was wrong. Wouldn't this thing without eyes follow this old guy? What if he made him angry and kicked us both out?

Sure enough, Uncle Wen's expression suddenly changed. Why do I feel that this old guy is like Bai Wuchang? He turns his face faster than turning the pages of a book. It was sunny just now, but now it has turned cloudy.

When I was about to say something to change the subject, Uncle Wen burped and said disdainfully to us: "What can you two juniors know? How big can a toad at the bottom of a well know?"

Don't talk about your uncle and me, I will let you two learn a lot today!"

After saying that, he went back to the bedroom and rummaged through the cabinets to find something. It seemed that he had really drunk too much. I thought to myself, what good things could this old magician have? Could he find the bellyband of Chen Baolian, the Seven Fairies, or the urine of Sandra Ng, the Queen Mother?

A jar?

After a while, I saw Uncle Wen wandering back. He was holding a rectangular wooden box in his hand, about 40 centimeters long. It looked like it was made of mahogany and was quite heavy. He put the wooden box on the table.

The last time he played it, he said proudly: "Don't tell me, uncle, I don't have any treasures. Today I will let you two see what a real guy is."

I looked at the wooden box and thought, what could be in it? It couldn't be ginseng or something, but when I thought about it, I thought it was impossible. If Uncle Wen wanted to have such a big ginseng, he wouldn't have to lie anymore.

Now that I'm dead, I sold my giant ginseng a long time ago and immigrated overseas to pick up foreign girls.

Uncle Wen saw that we were both very curious, so he opened the wooden box and took out something from it. Looking at the object, my eyes suddenly lit up.

His uncle's, isn't this a copper coin sword?

I heard Uncle Jiu say that the Copper Coin Sword, also known as the 'Green Clam Sword', is a magical weapon made of one hundred and eight ancient copper coins strung together into a sword and then blessed. In the past, many wise men would have one.

, borrowing the sword energy of ancient swords and the spirituality of copper coins, they are used to cut through thorns and thorns, slay demons and demons, which means to control the house and dispel evil spirits.

It is said that since ancient times, things like money have been touched by thousands of hands due to circulation, so they are extremely yang. Therefore, copper coin swords also have grades. The older the copper coins are, the greater the spirituality of the swords made.

Uncle Jiu told me that his master, Taoist Jingxian, once passed down to him a copper coin sword before his death. It was different from ordinary copper coin swords. It was made of one hundred and twenty "Hongwu Tongbao". The extra twelve

Each piece represents the twelve earthly branches, and is woven together with silk soaked in the secret medicine with the characteristics of black dog blood. It will not break no matter how hard it is pulled. It has helped Uncle Jiu eliminate many evil spirits. In the end, Uncle Jiu and '郃'

When he was trapped in the cave of Yiwulu Mountain, he threw the copper coin sword to his apprentice.

Looking at the copper coin sword in Uncle Wen's hand, my eyes suddenly shone and I swallowed. You must know that this thing is hard to come by now, but this old magic stick looks out of tune. Could it be a fake?

So I said to Uncle Wen: "Uncle Wen, what is this? Can you open my eyes?"

Uncle Wen was almost drunk. He chuckled and handed the copper coin sword to my hand. I held it in my hand and looked at it carefully. It was heavy. It looked like it had been there for a long time, and it didn't look like a fake.

, I checked carefully. Although it is not like Uncle Jiu's one with 130 copper coins, it can still be regarded as an authentic copper coin sword. It is compiled with 108 "Yongzheng Tongbao" coins, as shown on TV.

, this seems to belong to the 'Five Emperors' Money'. It seems to be true, because I can feel that there is a masculine energy flowing on this copper coin sword, giving people a particularly majestic feeling. This is exactly what I dream of.

Guy!

Uncle Wen saw that Lao Yi and I were dumbfounded. Obviously this was the effect he wanted, so he laughed and said: "You must be dumbfounded. It is a standard money sword, but it is a real thing. It is the best choice to ward off evil spirits in the house.

This is no joke."

I held the copper coin sword in my hand and asked, "Oh, Uncle Wen, I really didn't expect you to have such a treasure. Can you tell me where you got it?"

Uncle Wen held the wine glass, took a sip of white wine, and said proudly: "If I really deserve this treasure, it was about five years ago. I was wandering around the antique market, and I met

I met a 'local dealer', and I saw this sword in his hand. It seemed that this fool was doing this business for the first time, so he was in a panic, so I bought it for two thousand yuan. What if

Without a real person to ward off evil spirits, would I dare to do the business I am doing now?"

I understand. It turns out that this is a local product. I don’t know who has the right idea to dig it out. Holding this copper coin sword, I like it no matter how I look at it. With it in hand, tonight’s fierce battle will definitely be successful.

A little more chance of winning. Maybe it’s because of the alcohol in my brain. I suddenly had a crazy idea at this time.

"Amazing! Amazing! I didn't expect Uncle Wen to have such a treasure. He is really a role model for us juniors!" I hurriedly toasted to Uncle Wen again, and at the same time winked at Lao Yi, so Lao Yi also stupidly agreed with me.

Uncle Wen laughed loudly. It seemed that my flattery was very effective, and he was very pleased with it. Of course, he was willing to toast to both of us, and after three glasses of wine, he couldn't sit still.

Stable.

This played into my heart. I saw that he was a little stumped, so I said to him: "Uncle Wen, let me help you send this baby back first. It will be bad if it gets damaged."

Uncle Wen's mind was unclear now. He waved his hand and said to me: "Go ahead, go ahead~~, just put it in the secret compartment under my bed. Come back soon and we can continue drinking~~"

I put the copper coin sword in the wooden box and walked to Uncle Wen's bedroom. As the saying goes, drunkenness makes people cowardly. I thought to myself: It would be such a waste of nature to give such a treasure to Uncle Wen, an old magician.

I'm anxious to put it back, so I'll borrow it for one night first, and it won't be too late to put it back after use.

Seeing that Uncle Wen didn't pay attention to this, I took out the copper coin sword, but I felt that it was like stealing something, which made me feel uncomfortable, so I threw another one-dollar steel coin into the wooden box.

Thinking: It's not difficult to borrow again and again. Let me use this dollar as the rent for the copper coin sword I borrowed from you.

Then I found a hidden compartment in the bedside cabinet and stuffed the box in. I turned around and put the copper coin sword on the waistband of my back, covered it with my clothes, and left as if nothing was wrong.

go back.


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