"The Burial Sutra" says: "The burial is to hide and take advantage of the vitality. The yin and yang energy swells and becomes wind, rises and becomes clouds, falls and becomes rain, and when it travels to the ground, it becomes vitality." As the saying goes in human beings.
There is human energy, ghosts have ghost energy, and all things are created by one breath, and the white job that Uncle Wen took on that day was mainly to keep the "qi" of the deceased.
You may not understand it this way, so I’ll start from noon that day.
Because Lao Yi and I drank a lot of wine the night before, but Lao Yi drank my folk nail polish remover, so he was not very drunk, and I was not good. Although I didn’t drink too much, I was still drunk.
That's almost it. Since I quite like the dizzy feeling after being drunk, and I don't want to suck my own nails, so when I got home, I threw myself on the bed and fell asleep.
Fortunately, I was a little confused after drinking, and the ghost girl in my dream didn't bother me. I slept comfortably until about ten o'clock the next morning.
I was still woken up by the ringing of the phone. I picked up the call and it was Zhang Yaxin. Since I had already apologized to her via text message when I was at home, she was not angry with me anymore. I was very surprised.
Why did the little girl call me, so I said to her in a daze: "What's the matter, little girl, are you on holiday today?"
Since we often texted each other when we were at home, we are now very familiar with each other. This little girl still feels like my little sister.
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone seemed very happy and said to me: "Zhutou, of course Sunday is a holiday. By the way, if you have time, come with me to buy a cat. I don't want to do it myself."
Buying a cat? Isn’t it true that you have money but no place to spend it? Can’t you just catch one of the old stray cats on the street and keep it? You have to buy it with money. I have to say that this is a thing for the eldest daughter of a rich family.
There were so many, so I sat up from the bed and said to the phone: "Sister, I'm afraid it won't work today. I have to go to work in the afternoon. By the way, don't you have Lao Yi's phone number? Give it to him.
Just give him a slap and it's over, he seems to be on vacation."
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone felt a little unhappy when she heard that I didn't want to accompany her. She said, "What class do you work on this Sunday? Do you have a girlfriend? Then you don't spend time with your sister.
Has your girlfriend gone?"
I smiled bitterly in my heart, I have a shitty girlfriend. If I, a person with five shortcomings and three shortcomings, could still have a girlfriend, I guess the end of the world is not far away, so I said to her angrily and funnyly: "
My sister-in-law, don’t tell me, I really just accompany the opposite sex, but not with women, but with female corpses.”
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone was obviously stunned. She asked me: "Female corpse? Are you kidding? Why do you say it so scary?"
I told her the work I was going to do this afternoon. After hearing this, she sighed and said to me: "Brother Cui, it's really hard for you. I think you and Yi Xinxing are still looking for something."
Just do a serious job, it’s not a big deal if you keep doing this, I know you have the ability, but if you keep doing this, people will collapse.”
To be honest, hearing what this little girl said made my heart really warm. I also know that what I do is not a good thing. Not many people who eat food from the underworld have good results. Sooner or later, they will collapse one day.
And now I feel more and more that our profession is no longer recognized by this society, but there is no other way. I have no way out. I haven’t saved my life yet. I’ll talk about it after I save my life.
So I said to the phone with a wry smile: "Sorry for your trouble, sister, if you have a chance, I will definitely change you if you have a chance. Just be obedient and call Lao Yi. He will definitely be able to accompany you."
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone said obediently: "Well, Brother Cui, please pay attention to your health. If you encounter something dangerous again, if it has nothing to do with you, you'd better stay away from it, you know?"
I said to the phone with a wry smile: "I know, sister, when have you ever seen me meddling in my own business?"
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone sighed and said to me: "Actually, I know. It's useless for me to say this, because I know your character very well."
After we chatted for a while, we hung up the phone. I stood up in my boxers, took out a cigarette from the table and lit it, holding it in my mouth, thinking to myself, she said she understood me? Isn’t this right?
Are you kidding me? Growing up, I don’t even know who I am.
After washing up, I cooked a bag of instant noodles. After eating, I looked at my watch and saw that it was almost twelve o'clock, so I got dressed, went downstairs, and took the bus to Fuzetang.
Pushing open the door of Fuze Hall, I saw that the old guy Uncle Wen was surprisingly not fighting against the landlord today. Instead, he was wearing a black and decent Mao suit and was sitting at the reception table smoking a cigarette. Seeing that his head was still bombarded today.
I had my slicked hair combed and seemed to have sprayed gel on it, making it look shiny and shiny. I thought to myself, how could this old bastard dress up so socially today?
When he saw me coming, he called me over. I sat across from him, and he began to tell me the importance of today's job.
It turns out that today's employer has a good reputation. I heard from Uncle Wen that he seemed to be the big boss of that company. He seemed to be very rich. He once prayed to several Buddhas in Fuze Hall, and even asked Uncle Wen to do a Feng Shui test.
After all, he spent a lot of money and was one of Uncle Wen's biggest customers.
But as the so-called second-luck and third-feng shui person, if his life is not good, what's the use of praying for more Buddhas? It seems that this family is destined to lose a child. Just yesterday, the big boss's daughter had an accident and died.
He was involved in a car accident and died.
It is said that he died quite miserably. His right leg was broken, several ribs were broken, his lungs were pierced, and he was bleeding extensively. It was horrible to watch.
I heard from Uncle Wen that this woman is about the same age as me. She was only in her twenties, which is the most youthful age. It’s a pity that she died like this. Her parents were just a child. I couldn’t cry anymore, but we have to accept this reality.
, he had to let his daughter go on the road in glory, so he called Uncle Wen and asked him to help organize it. Uncle Wen agreed with his heart to save the suffering in the world.
After listening to this, I cursed in my heart, you old bastard, saving all sentient beings is a lie, taking advantage of the opportunity to make money is the real thing. It seems that this company has handed over all the procedures for handling white affairs to you, there is a lot of oil and water in it.
, when the time comes, you, this old bastard, will definitely be able to cut you off. Alas, this old bastard, when will his greed come to an end?
Although this old bastard knows all about the methods of deception and abduction, he still knows a little bit about it. After all, if he only knows how to brag, his secret will be revealed one day. It seems that this old bastard has also read some "Burial Scripture"
, "The Secret Book of Kun Dao" and the like, I also know a little bit about the day of mourning, the day of mourning, the day of mourning and so on.
He knew that the way to deal with the aftermath of this woman's sudden death was a bit troublesome. If it was not handled well, it would be a bad omen for the family and the gentleman who was in charge of it.
There is a saying in an ancient book: When a guest dies, the sweet soul of a beautiful woman will be dispersed, and the ghostly temples will hang on all the people in the world.
After all, living beings like women are really difficult to deal with, and female ghosts are even more difficult to deal with, especially those who die suddenly, because this is not a good death at all. Such people have no impermanent charm and have great resentment. If not
If you have a good salvation, you will not be able to go to the Yin City. At the very least, it will affect the transportation of your family. At the most serious level, it is not impossible to become a vicious ghost and attack people.
Although Uncle Wen didn't know about this Yinshi thing, he also understood the principle of "Watch the first watch to be careful of the wind, and the second watch to make sure not to turn off the lights." So he didn't dare to blame it, so he told me about it.
There are many things to do tonight.
He didn’t know where he learned his unique secret skills. After he told me, what I thought was a lie, because he told me that there would be a funeral tomorrow, and tonight was unlucky, so that family couldn’t stay.
People, we can only go to the wake. It goes without saying that the everlasting lamp must be kept on, and there must be a chicken guarding the soul next to the coffin. The most important thing is to always pay attention to the time, and burn paper every half an hour.
Kowtow until daybreak and do not neglect.
After listening to what he said, I felt full of contempt for him. Originally, if you didn't have this diamond, you wouldn't be able to do any porcelain work or any other secret skills. It's just deception! Only a ghost can believe it.
Don’t you think about it, is there any family where someone dies and the family doesn’t stay to keep vigil? Or let outsiders do it? Isn’t this a joke? It’s normal to burn paper and lanterns, but you can’t burn them every half an hour.
, you must know that the dead woman must still be in a confused state now, who are you burning those old papers for?
Let me explain here: People who have just died are not consciously aware that they are dead. They will not believe that they have passed away until the impermanent enchantment or three days have passed. During this period, they will be
It is called the 'hysteria' period. During this period, ghosts are most likely to become evil ghosts or evil spirits due to improper environment or misdeeds.
The female ghost in yellow that I met before was a violent death. The sin of violent death is too great to be worthy of impermanence to lead the way. But fortunately, although it is "Yin life and Yin death", it still has a strong yearning for that bastard Dong Sizhe in its heart, so
It just temporarily turned into a wandering spirit, not an evil spirit. But when the building is about to be demolished, it will lose its mind and kill people after being stimulated.
To put it more clearly, the reason why it turned into a ghost is all because of the 'qi' at work. The demolition of the building changed the surrounding Qi environment, so it went crazy. And tonight, as long as the body of the dead little girl is ensured
If you are not affected by external air, you will be 100% fine.
As for what Uncle Wen did, of course it was about taking off his pants and farting. You have to know that the dead woman can't tell the difference between east, west and north. How can there be any resentment? It's unlucky and her family won't let her stay at home. Bah.
But there is no way, who made him my boss? I, a pony boy, can only listen to him. I don’t dare to attack him when he says something, and I don’t dare to steal a chicken when he says to catch a dog. It’s just a pain for me.
Alas, I have to stay up all night again. Not only do I have to face the coffin all night long, I also have to burn paper and kowtow every hour.
Where can I go to reason?
After Uncle Wen told me everything, he asked me: "Xiao Fei, do you understand? Remember, this is a big job today, so don't let me lose it. Once you get it right, I'll give you a two-year raise this month."
One hundred yuan bonus."
Two hundred? So my salary this month is one thousand two hundred? I have a strong urge to cry. Damn it, I didn’t expect that the work I have to face the dead for one night is worth two hundred.
Uncle Wen saw that I looked unhappy. Who would want to burn a bowl of paper on the coffin for no reason? So he said to me: "What, you are not happy? OK, OK, give it again."
If you add fifty, what do you think?"
I looked at Uncle Wen with some dumbfounding, and thought to myself, it seems that you, the old bastard, really treat me as your buddy? But thinking about it, I can't change anything, I still have to do what I need to do, after all, I
We still have to live, right?
Forget it, just treat it as an experience, his uncle's.
But at the time, I didn't expect that this experience would be so thrilling.