I would also like to say here that there are so many gadgets for rich people. It is true. For example, the small western-style building in front of Uncle Wen and I. At two o'clock in the afternoon, Uncle Wen took me to take a taxi to the house that lived in Jiangbei. , a small villa with a single courtyard, three-story European style. It’s quite impressive. I’ve only seen this kind of house on TV before. But the ‘Lingtou Banner’ hanging in front of the door is a little eye-catching, because That means there is something wrong with this family.
After getting out of the car and looking at the row of cars parked in front of the house, I suddenly felt like a country bumpkin.
Damn it, I cursed secretly in my heart, this is the rich and powerful family, the power of money is so great, no wonder people in this society are red-eyed, their emotions are all thinking about this kind of life.
Uncle Wen was obviously calmer than me. After all, he had been here countless times. He said to me, don’t you know that I will come in soon and talk less and do more things?
I nodded to Uncle Wen. The backpack on my back was full of useless things that Uncle Wen had prepared. There were paper money stained with rice soup and ingot candles with strips. The only useful thing was Uncle Wen’s. The treasure of the store is the copper coin sword. Uncle Wen said he would use this thing to ward off evil spirits, so he brought it with him. The backpack was quite heavy and weighed me down. What can I say in this situation? I was dumbfounded.
After that, Uncle Wen and I walked into the courtyard. Not to mention, there were so many people here. There must be about forty or fifty people. I guess they all came to express their condolences. The so-called condolences meant to mourn the dead and express condolences to the living. , it has been recorded as early as ancient times. "Shuo Yuan·Xiu Wen" says: 'The guests are all mourning.'
It seems that the clothes of these people are either rich or expensive. They are probably all sycophants. In this society, if you have no money and no power, except for relatives and friends, how can anyone come to trouble you?
Forget it, these things are not something that a little person like me can figure out. Why do you want to think so much? Just follow Uncle Wen and finish this job honestly. Earn the two hundred and fifty first.
However, Uncle Wen seemed to be very happy after entering the courtyard. Many of the wealthy people in the courtyard knew him. When they saw him coming, they walked up to him with a smile on their faces, shook hands with him, and praised him for his unparalleled powers. Damn, I see this situation. It seems that all these wealthy locals were deceived by this "Shameless Bronze Tooth Magic Stick Wen". It's really a tragedy that Uncle Wen treated him like a fat sheep and still had to thank him.
I have to say that Uncle Wen does look like an actor. His immortal and bastard air immediately emerged. He smiled at everyone with an unpredictable expression. His expression seemed to tell them that he was very low-key. , not suitable for such a secular occasion, he said to those who came up to shake hands: "Gentlemen, today is the day of condolences for Mr. Li's daughter. Mr. Li has entrusted me to take care of it, so I won't talk to you anymore. , let’s get together again at Fuze Hall when you have time.”
After that, he said to me with dignity: "Disciple, follow me into the house."
I followed him, thinking about this old guy. He talks in the same way, just like Baijia Forum. I'm afraid others don't know that he is having an affair with Yi Zhongtian. Damn, you old guy is the only one worthy of praise. The only thing I can do is to have more than 20 QQ accounts for you to play Landlords in shifts, but you still can’t bear to add Blue Diamond!
Speechless, I followed Uncle Wen into the villa, and bursts of crying came over. Good guy, looking at the decoration in this big house, it is enough to see the degree of luxury of this family. It is too luxurious, even though I can’t see it. You can see the signs displayed in the house, but you can tell they cost a lot of money.
There were a lot of people in the room, but I could see that there were relatively many family members and so on, and they were all hung in white. Looking from a distance, I saw an offering table at the back of the hall, with incense burning on it, and a coffin placed behind the offering table.
I don’t know what kind of wood it was made of, but it looked quite impressive anyway. There were four or five people kneeling in front of the altar, wearing white clothes, crying and burning paper money.
I sighed again in my heart: This is such a luxury. Originally, the person who died in the car accident should have practiced Falun Gong on the day he died, but the family didn’t know how much money they spent, and they just moved into their home, and just
I even bought a coffin after stopping for a day. I have to say, rich people can be so dignified after death.
There was a couple standing in the crowd. They were also crying very sadly. Uncle Wen took me towards their direction. When the couple saw Uncle Wen, they stepped forward. The man said to Uncle Wen:
"Master Wen, I'm going to trouble you this time."
I saw that these two people were probably in their forties or fifties, wearing black suits. It seemed that they were the owners of this family. The man was better, but the middle-aged woman was still wiping her tears.
, the eyes are already red and red, it’s no wonder, who can’t be sad when their daughter dies?
After Uncle Wen shook hands with the male host deeply, he said: "My condolences to Mr. Li. As the saying goes, life and death are destiny, wealth is in heaven, and your concubine is destined to be reborn in bliss. I will do my best to send your last breath."
Cheng, let her be reborn in bliss."
Then Mr. Li gratefully said to Uncle Wen: "It's really troublesome for you, Master Wen. Then look at it, when will we avoid it?"
Uncle Wen said to Mr. Li: "The sooner, the better. I will have my apprentice get ready soon. I am going to stay up all night to save my wife."
After hearing what Uncle Wen said, Mr. Li sighed and said to those who were crying on the ground: "You all should get up and go outside to find someone to get the money. Come back tomorrow."
After hearing this, the four or five people kneeling on the ground stopped crying immediately, stood up and walked out of the door without saying a word. This shocked me again. Emotions are also hired!
Today is really an eye-opener. I remember when I watched "Ma Dashuai", I was so happy when I saw Uncle Benshan crying for people. But when I actually met someone who did this kind of job today, I really felt...
It really shocked me. When I saw them crying on the ground just now, I was almost rolling in tears. They looked like relatives, but I didn't expect that they were fake.
I have to say that this society is really ridiculous. Is that so? You have to pay someone to cry after someone dies. However, this society is indeed quite sad because these rich people don’t know that those people are actually crying.
Money is also crying for money.
The money really belongs to his uncle, it really is his uncle's money.
After seeing Mr. Li comforting his wife for a few words, he announced to everyone in the room that he thanked everyone for coming to see my daughter off. The hotel has been booked, so please go and have dinner first.
Not many of those people were really sad. After hearing what Mr. Li said, they began to walk out one after another. Among the crowd, I seemed to see a very familiar shadow. When I looked carefully, oops
Let me go, this is really evil. Isn’t this Youxi?
I rubbed my eyes, and I saw that I was right. How could this loser appear here? He looked like a dog, and he was also wearing a suit and a very naughty tie. But in my case,
His eyes look like he's on a dog leash. Don't say I'm bad-mouthed. You know, I just can't stand him. I didn't beat him enough last time. If I had met this kind of guy in college,
, I guess I have to beat him even worse.
In my eyes, this is the kind of typical social scum. His uncle, Dong Shanshan and him are really blind. Alas. Forget it, I have figured it out a long time ago. A good horse will never turn back, so I won’t think about it.
Now, I don’t have a dime to do with them.
Now I am the type of person who won’t offend anyone unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will dig up your ancestor’s grave. I was thinking about the cruel words that this little bastard said that day after Lao Yi and I beat him up. I was thinking about this little bastard.
It seems that he is really not a kind person, but I am not afraid of him. If he does it openly and openly, he has one nose and two eyes. Why should I be afraid of you?
When Mr. Li was about to walk out the door, he actually came up to him and said something to Mr. Li. Then he even took out a handkerchief and wiped his eyes. Oh my God! Please kill me quickly.
The most disgusting thing is that a big man is carrying a white handkerchief!
It looks like a 'two chairs'. Although my fingernails are quite long, I do this out of help. It's not like him, who acts like a sissy. The tall man who is almost 1.8 meters is actually pretending.
of.
Seeing that Mr. Li seemed to comfort him a few words, he walked out of the door.
Just when I was wondering why a bastard like You Xi appeared, almost all the people in the room were gone. Only Uncle Wen, me, and a few servants from the Li family were left. At this time, Mr. Li entered the room again.
, walked up to Uncle Wen and said to Uncle Wen: "Master Wen, you will be tired tonight. I, Li, will definitely repay you in the future. I have already arranged the food and wine in the restaurant over there. You and you
Disciple, don’t be restrained. If you need anything, just call and we will do it as soon as possible.”
Uncle Wen, who had an air of immortality, smiled slightly and said to Mr. Li: "Don't be polite, Mr. Li. I will do my best to chant sutras for you all night long. However, I am avoiding meat these days, so the food and wine are not enough for my little one."
Disciple, let’s eat. Hey, Xiaofei, why don’t you thank Mr. Li quickly?”
I'm helpless, you old bastard, you don't have to praise yourself like this, what kind of meat are you avoiding? I remember that you seemed to have eaten all the ribs in the beans-braised pork ribs that I had for lunch yesterday. As a result, I could only eat beans.
But I couldn't say anything, so I could only say to Mr. Li like I was pretending to be a quail: "Thank you for your hospitality."
Mr. Li nodded, and after saying some polite words to us, he led his servants out of the house. At this time, only Uncle Wen and I were left in the big room.
Of course, there is also the miserable female corpse in the coffin.
After Uncle Wen saw all those people getting in the car and leaving, he said to me: "Xiao Fei, go and arrange things, and then come back for dinner."
After saying that, the old guy went to avoid meat in the restaurant. While insulting the old guy in my mind, I started to take out the things in my backpack and put the ever-burning lamp on the altar table according to the method the old magician said.
Above, there is something said about this everlasting lamp, that is, there are actually wandering souls around us these days. They are ghosts without owners, without homes or temples. They can only wander around. If someone dies in any house, their souls will leave.
There was only one corpse left in the body. In order to prevent the ownerless wandering souls from entering the corpse, an ever-burning lamp was lit to illuminate it. Once there was the light of the ever-burning lamp, the ownerless wandering souls could not get close.
Then I took out the paper money again. I found the paper money stuck to the rice soup for some reason in the warehouse. Uncle Wen said he wouldn't let me waste it, so he brought it over. Forget it, it was all over there anyway.
There were flowers, so I threw some into the brazier. The fire was quite strong, so I took out five more incense sticks, lit the fire, and inserted it into an incense burner. The green smoke was very light and straight.
I felt relieved because this was in a house and there was no chance of wind. If the smoke from burning incense was messy, it proved that the room was full of evil spirits. The evil spirits turned into wind and could blow out the ever-burning lamp. Once the lamp went out,
Of course it's bad.
This is what I said before: "Watch the first watch to be prepared for the wind, and the second watch to be careful not to turn off the lights."
After everything was prepared, I took out the precious 108-piece copper coin sword, which has the strongest yang energy. I also placed the copper coin sword on the altar table, so that it was basically foolproof.
After everything was done, I stopped pretending and went to the restaurant to meet Uncle Wen to avoid meat. I saw that this old guy, Uncle Wen, had already eaten and drank, and his mouth was full of oil, as if he was starving to death.
As if surrendering to a ghost, he even opened a bottle of Wuliangye and was pouring it for himself, with a proud expression on his face.
I remembered Lao Yi's words. It seems that this white work is really just like a vacation.
It is this short holiday that will be accompanied by dead people.
(Sorry for the late update, there will be another chapter tonight.)