In the lonely and desolate Yinshi City, without the afterglow of the setting sun, I am alone here, with no trace of anyone. The countless solitudes have turned into those deaths. The countless shadows overlapped to form fragments of memories, slowly coming over me.
Come.
This was what I thought when I knew I was dead in high school, but now that I think about it, it’s really painful to describe it like this. She’s not a little girl, so where did she come from so many refined words?
Anyway, this feeling is indeed quite fucked, because the word death is destined to be equated with separation. You must know that going to Yinshi'er is not like returning to your parents' home. It is basically a one-way ticket to never return.
But having said that, life, old age, illness and death are the laws of heaven, and mortals simply cannot refuse them. Just imagine how anyone would think that I, an unlucky guy, would be so lucky to be resurrected from the dead. Although nothing good has happened to me since I came back to life, his uncle
of.
Lao Yi looked at me eagerly, and I looked at the female ghost eagerly. It seemed that she still couldn't accept the fact that she had indeed died. Its expression at the moment was hard to describe, as it looked at the ghost on the ground.
The strange-shaped body, the face of the corpse had been deformed by the beating of Lao Yi just now, and it was all stained with blood. There was no luster of life in the wide-open eyes. Yes, this is the final destination of everyone, good and evil.
Beauty and ugliness, in the end all that is left is a stinky skin.
After thinking for a long time, the female ghost finally spoke. She said to me: "Am I really dead? But why is it like this?"
I saw it asking me, so I told it what happened, including who Lao Yi and I were, and how it deceived the corpse. Finally, I told it everything about how Lao Yi and I managed to escape its soul.
After listening to it, it didn't feel as scared as I expected, but felt as if it had eaten a fly. I saw it murmured: "Could it... just die like this? Could it just be like this?"
Are you dead? Damn it! Why am I so unlucky?"
This time it was my turn to be stunned. Why was this elder sister speaking so out of tune? Although it is said that death is the most important thing, you should not use foul language. Think about it, Mr. Li seems to have hundreds of people to compare with.
Tens of millions, why do you, a wealthy young lady, speak so vulgarly?
Although these three words are also one of my three spoken words, my three spoken words are 'his uncle', 'his grandma', and 'fuck'. But from the mouth of this dignified-looking daughter-in-law,
When I said it, it really surprised me. It felt awkward no matter how I heard it.
Damn it, this is too ridiculous. But there is nothing we can do. Since he is dead, and Lao Yi and I are not doing well, we should coax him to Yin City first.
After all, saving a person's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and sending ghosts away to build a golden body of a dragon and elephant. This is a matter of accumulating virtue. You must know that I believe in fate too much now, because this ruthless teacher of fate is teasing me. If I don't do it anymore
If something good happens, I don’t know how miserable it will be in the future. Looking back now, I was indeed at the lowest point in my life at that time. I always seemed to be walking in a fog, and I couldn’t get out.
To this day, many years later, when Lao Yi and I chat, we still always lament how unlucky we were at that time.
So I said to the female ghost who was scolding the street with a smile: "Well, this young lady, you see, this is what happened, and this is the situation. Since you are dead now, then
It’s better to go to Yin City to collect the ghost heart as soon as possible and start over again in the next life. To be honest, my master is a civil servant below. Let him take more care of you next time I see him. What do you think?
?”
Originally, I thought my words were polite enough. Logically speaking, it should also follow my steps and go down. But this young lady exceeded my expectations. I saw that it was still a shrew.
His face actually stared at me and said to me: "Why should I listen to you and reincarnate? Who are you?"
I was speechless. Yes, I was shocked by what it said. Why did it want to be reincarnated? Where do I know where to go? I thought in my heart with anger and fun, this is really a wealthy lady.
They are so unruly even after death. Alas, children from rich families really speak so harshly whether they are alive or dead.
Forget it. I thought to myself that it is just a wandering spirit now, and there is no harm in it, but I can’t just let it float around. You must know that a wandering spirit is a homeless soul, with no home, no temple, no roots and no destiny. Since
There are only two ways for it to leave the body, one is to go to Yin City to get the ghost heart, the other is to become a wandering soul without an owner.
The so-called ownerless soul cannot be reflected in it now. After all, it is different from the Yinji that I encountered before. Since the battle just now has dispelled all the resentment and evil spirits, it won't take long.
It will lose consciousness and wander around. This is an endless self-exile. In fact, to be honest, the world is so big that there are countless such ghosts. If they are lucky, they can drift to any temple and listen to Buddhist scriptures all day long.
After purification, there may be a day when consciousness can be restored, but those who are unlucky can only wander around all day long. Since the road to the Yin City is open to all ghosts, of course, wandering souls can also go there, but they are no longer there.
Now that they are qualified to receive ghost hearts, most of them are wandering on the passage connecting the Yang world and the Yin city. When they see living people passing by, they want to drag them along to keep them company. It is really a very sad end.
I have mentioned before that when I was resurrected, I took the same path that the yellow chickens sitting on to lure souls took. Those wandering souls once transformed into countless tempting things to lure me back. In the end, I was poisoned by Huang Santai in the hospital.
Turning back due to Nai's trick, what he saw was countless arms extending out of the dark mass. Those were the ownerless wandering souls that had been entangled together.
If the eldest lady in front of me doesn't go to Yin Market as soon as possible, then this is probably what will happen to it. It's tragic when I think about it, so I said to it: "Well, I'm not an old lady. I said it just now.
, I am Mr. Yin Yang, and I am here to help you. Think about it, living people have living lives, and dead people have their own way of death. If you don’t go to the Yin City to be reincarnated, to be honest, your end will be very serious.
Unfortunately, you will lose your consciousness and wander around indefinitely like a baby without intelligence. There will never be a chance to become a human again."
When the female ghost heard what I said, she was also stunned. Although she might not understand what I said, she also understood that if she didn't go to Yinshi to get the ticket, she would end up very serious and miserable.
When I saw it look like this, I knew in my mind that women are always timid whether they are humans or ghosts, so I struck it while the iron was hot and said, "How about it? If you have figured it out, go there now."
If you walk west, you won't have to take many steps before you automatically enter the Yin City."
After hearing what I said, it looked at me and then at Lao Yi, who was sitting on the ground and looked tired, and then said with some doubts: "Are you two...really Mr. Yin and Yang? It's my dad who invited me."
Coming?"
I don’t think this is nonsense? If we weren’t, wouldn’t we be so scared to wet our pants when we saw your dignity, eldest sister? So I nodded.
Seeing me nodding, it returned to its arrogant expression and said to me: "Since you were invited by my father, you must have received money, right? Since you have received money, you have to do something!"
I don’t want to leave now, so you can think of a way to keep me like this!”
I swear, really, I swear, if I had been so angry two years ago, I would have killed it!!
What kind of person is this? No, what kind of ghost do you think this is? This is clearly the temper of the eldest lady rumored in the world. Her uncle, who is used to bossing around? Do you really think that I am his horse boy?
That's right, I collected the money, two hundred and fifty. You said this number is very auspicious. Originally, I wanted to stay peacefully for a night, but I didn't expect that what happened tonight was also so auspicious. First, I met
He pretended to be a corpse, and then he was blackmailed by the wandering ghost of an eldest lady.
I want to tell it that in fact it is only Uncle Wen who takes the money, so let it go directly to Uncle Wen. How can I, a poor working man, get used to it's bad habits?
Damn it, I don’t care! If it loves anyone, it can go to Yinshi if it wants to, and if it doesn’t want to go, just stay somewhere cool!
Seeing my angry expression, Lao Yi asked me, "Old Cui, what's wrong? Did something go wrong again? What did the wandering soul say?"
I said to Lao Yi: "Where is the wandering spirit here? It's all a biological mother."
After that, I turned around and said rudely to the female ghost: "I'm sorry, the business I took is just to guard your body. You will be cremated tomorrow. As for how to preserve your consciousness, I don't know, and
I don’t want to care about it. Since I’ve said it here, it’s your business whether you want to listen to it or not. You can go wherever you want. If you really treat me like a young master, I’ll be happy to serve you.”
The female ghost saw that I suddenly said harsh words, and my expression instantly changed from the slave look just now to that of a young man. She was stunned. She probably knew her position now. Originally,
Well, I was kind enough to save you, but you thought I was easy to bully. Who would be happy to let it go to you?
Seeing that my attitude was very tyrannical, it seemed to be very aggrieved, and its attitude changed another 180 degrees. It looked like it was about to cry and said to me: "I'm sorry, I know what I just said was too harsh."
I’m hurtful, please forgive me because I’m still young, okay~~~, Oppa~~~~.”
Goosebumps suddenly appeared on my body, what is this? Why can I fall out of love faster than flipping through a book? It’s too fake! It’s an ‘Oppa’! It seems that it was a victim of those brain-dead Korean dramas before it was alive! You know me
I hate those Korean dramas the most! If I can still be fooled by them, then I should be more like Wu Laoer?
So I angrily said to it: "Do you really think that I have a cerebral thrombosis? Don't do this to me. The road has been laid out for you. Which one you want to take is your own business!!
"
It felt a little sad when it saw that I still didn't give it face. It lowered its head and pondered for a while, then raised its head and looked at me. What kind of look was that? I have definitely seen it before. I remembered the one before.
The female ghost in yellow had the same look before I put it in the bottle!
I saw it murmuring: "Then can I ask you something? Please, you must help me, otherwise I will really not give in!"