The two things that I am most unsure of in my life are love action movies with mosaics, and women's begging.
I have already said before that most of the ghosts of unjust ghosts have regrets about their lives. This has been explained to everyone before, so I won’t go into details here. I think this rich lady must have been something like this during her lifetime.
The scenery is endless, I basically wear gold and silver, and live the life I dream of. The person who eats fried dough sticks and throws them away is probably even more evil than this. I have basically said goodbye to such things as fried dough sticks.
What other wishes could such a young lady have? Could it be that she has not lived enough? Nonsense, if it really said that, it would be really stupid. Probably not, so what is its wish?
So I asked it: "If you have any unfulfilled wishes, tell them. As long as you don't let me kill people and set things on fire, I should be able to help you achieve them."
Seeing that I agreed to it, the female ghost said to me very seriously: "I haven't lived enough!"
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It seems that it is indeed a fool, and it actually has this wish. I suddenly feel that if I say a word to it again, it will be a waste of time. This stinky bitch is obviously the type to take advantage of the hard and not the soft.
The female ghost saw the contempt on my face and knew that this was impossible, so it continued: "I haven't lived enough! Because I want to get married!!"
What? Marriage? I was stunned again. Aren’t you talking nonsense? Now that you’re dead, who can you get married to?
Lao Yi saw my very surprised expression and asked me: "Old Cui, what's wrong? What did it say?"
I turned around helplessly and said to Lao Yi: "This eldest sister doesn't want to leave. She also has a wish, and that is to get married."
Lao Yi was also a little surprised: "A secret marriage? It's so retro."
When I heard what Lao Yi said, I nodded. That's right. In fact, I can indeed fulfill this eldest sister's wish. In fact, ghosts are not incapable of marriage. Since ancient times, there has been a custom of underworld marriage. And we
The 'sir' of the White sect is indeed able to secure a matchmaker for such a secret marriage.
I saw this in an ancient book in Uncle Wen's shop. The so-called yin marriage is also called a ghost marriage, and it is also called a yin marriage. Because the names are different in different places, there are many names, but in the final analysis they are all
So what's going on? As early as the Song Dynasty, this kind of thing was most popular. According to Kang Yuzhi's "Yesterday Dream Record", when an unmarried man or woman dies, his parents will ask a "ghost matchmaker" to arrange a marriage, and then perform divination.
After getting permission to marry, each of them would make a ghost garment for the ghost, hold a marriage ceremony, and bury the bones of the man and woman together.
But this is only done after both men and women have died, and then the 'gentlemen' match them together so that the two can be companions under the Nine Springs and are no longer alone. The ancient book "Yuan Shi Biography of Lienu" records:
'If a son dies without a wife, he may ask for his deceased daughter's bones to be buried together.'
By the time of the Qing Dynasty, there was a new way to make underworld relatives. Due to the corruption of society, many rich and powerful families did not want their children to be alone in the underworld if they died.
, what should I do if I don’t want to marry the queen of an ordinary family? So I spend a lot of money to buy a young and beautiful woman or a strong man, and let her marry the memorial tablet of my dead child. There is a saying, alive
As long as the party agrees to it, he will not be able to remarry or remarry for life. He will stay with the memorial tablet until death, and then join the body together. The male and female in-laws are called "bone and corpse relatives". In the early years, this kind of "wedding"
's wedding ceremonies are mostly held at night. Sometimes, when people are sleeping peacefully, they are suddenly awakened by the drum music in the streets. It turns out that it is the "bone corpse". Carrying a paper sedan chair, with a single drum, an odd number,
A single suona is played before the introduction. Some do not use this form and still use an eight-carriage sedan chair with all the golden lanterns and deacons. Originally, they only married a picture of a woman.
Mr. Bai's job is to connect yin and connect yang, so as long as both parties agree, they will usually provide a matchmaker for yin.
There is a poem that goes: I wake up from my dream in the middle of the night and hear the music of drums. I wonder whose family will marry the fragrant soul.
I looked at that pitiful female ghost and thought to myself, so you want to get married because you are lonely? But who are you looking for to marry you? Although Lao Yi and I can indeed help you, but you must know that now
How old is it? Where can we find dead bodies for you?
Do you want to find a living person? That is even more impossible. Who can marry a ghost like you? Wait, something suddenly occurred to me. After all, this female ghost just wants to get married once. After all, she has never married.
A married woman is not a complete woman. This female ghost just wants to have fun and then goes to the underworld. This is just a formality.
I rolled my eyes and immediately thought about it. I looked back at Lao Yi and smiled mischievously at him. Haha, isn't Lao Yi a ready-made handsome man? It's just a formality anyway, Lao Yi should be the same.
Can agree.
Lao Yi was so dumbfounded by my laughter that he asked me: "What's wrong? Why are you laughing?"
I didn't answer him, so I turned around and said to the female ghost: "Let me say, beauty, since you want to get married, then after you get married, will your wish be fulfilled and then go to Yinshi'er to report?"
The female ghost nodded.
I saw it nodding, so I said to it: "Okay! I promise you! Let's do this. Look at the handsome guy next to me. Don't look at him as thin. He is full of meat. His name is
His name is Hou Longtao. His nickname is Harbin Wu Yanzu. How are you? Are you excited? Let me tell you, opportunities are rare. You have to seize them yourself. You must know that he is not a thing in the pool. A top-notch man like him now
But it’s very little.”
Lao Yi, who was sitting on the ground, saw that I praised him so much and already understood my intention. After all, he was not a fool, but he was too tired to move now, so he could only open his mouth and curse at me: "Your uncle Cui Zuofei
, why don’t you do it yourself!! Why do you want me to do it?!”
I have to say that Lao Yi and I are used to bickering and bickering. Although we are out of danger now, we started teasing each other unconsciously. This is probably the friendship between men. It is not the rumor that there are "four irons" in the world.
'Well, we carried guns together, went to the countryside together, shared dirty laundry together, and visited prostitutes together. Although Lao Yi and I have never been soldiers, we have not caught up with the era of going to the countryside for exercise, and we have never stolen anything, of course.
Yes, we are both still virgins.
What we have is a life-long friendship. This kind of friendship does not distinguish between you and me. Although we usually joke with each other, it does not affect our relationship at all. Just like now, I know that this is not dangerous at all.
It didn't happen, so I passed it on to Lao Yi. If there was any danger, I would really do it myself. The only drawback of this thing is that it doesn't sound very good, haha.
When I saw Lao Yi's expression, I wanted to laugh, haha, it's not up to you. Now just wait for this eldest sister to agree, and I will help you two get married!
But who would have thought that the female ghost took one look at the way Yi Xinxing was rubbing her hands, shook her head resolutely, and said to me: "I don't want him!"
Damn it!! You bitch, you are still picky? What do you have to say no?
I quickly asked it: "Why didn't you fall in love with him? He is so handsome, isn't he good enough for you?"
When Lao Yi, who was sitting on the ground, heard what I said, he knew it. He knew that the female ghost didn't like him, so he was overjoyed and shouted in the direction in front of me: "Girl! You have such good eyesight."
!!That’s right, except for my guilty conscience, I’m guilty of everything else. Of course I’m not worthy of you! What do you think of the young man who is communicating with you with a bit of a hypocritical temperament? His full name is Abin, and his nickname is Harbin Wu Mengda
!”
I'm speechless. This old Yi is so eloquent. Why don't you take the postgraduate entrance examination? I didn't expect that he would turn over an entire army. I was really anxious, his uncle, because I had promised him just now that I would satisfy him.
I have my wish, and a man must do what he says. This is my principle. If this female ghost falls in love with me, I am afraid that I will really have to have a sex act with her that is inappropriate for children. What should I do?
But the female ghost looked at me with a look of contempt, which made me not sure whether I should be happy or angry.
I saw it telling me: "No way, I don't like you either. I already have a sweetheart!"
I'm dizzy. Doesn't this eldest sister want to marry someone else? Are you kidding me? Who can withstand your scare? What's more, it is said that people and ghosts have different paths, how do you want me and Lao Yi to reconcile?
That person explained?
Isn’t it difficult for you to do this for me?
Thinking of this, I'm not happy again. Damn it, this female ghost seems to be the young lady's temper. If I don't give it a little bit of strength, it really thinks I'm bullying it. I figured it out. I'm really too soft-hearted.
I shouldn't have given it a smile in the first place.
So I changed my face again and said to it: "No way, don't push it too far. You should understand that no matter who sees you except us, everyone will be scared. So, you have no choice."
After hearing what I said, the female ghost lowered her head and murmured: "But...but he promised me that he would definitely marry me."
Him? Who is it talking about? To be honest, I felt quite uncomfortable looking at it like this, because I know the pain of being separated from love, so I asked the female ghost: "Who are you talking about?
Is he your boyfriend?"
The female ghost nodded and said to me: "Yes, I had dinner with him that night and drank too much. His name is You Xi, can you help me meet him?"
Yuxi??
Damn it, I was shocked, what is going on? I remembered that I had indeed seen that bastard here during the day, and they knew each other emotionally, but wasn't Yu Xi and Dong Shanshan together? Why was it this female ghost again?
Where's your boyfriend?
Damn it, this grandson is trying to be in the same boat!??
Thinking of this, my anger suddenly came out. It seems that this pretty boy is really good. He can do such high-end technical work. It's his uncle's fault. It seems that I should give him a beating.
Young Master, although this has nothing to do with me anymore, I still feel uncontrollably angry when I think of Dong Shanshan being with such a bastard.
So I hurriedly asked the female ghost: "Can you tell me what happened between you two? The more detailed the better, let's see if I can help you. Also, what is your name?"
The female ghost saw that I seemed to want to help it, so she said to me: "My name is Li Xiao, and I met You Xi a year ago."
A year ago? His uncle, so that bastard really had his feet in two different boats?
I suppressed the anger in my heart and listened to Li Xiao tell its story.