Many years of social experience tell me that there are many worlds! In addition to men and women, "there are rich and poor, one poor and one rich. These two lives can completely change a person's character. Although this booklet
There is no clear explanation of why the two gangsters are named after each other, but the names generally imply that one is a poor thief and the other is a rich thief.
Now I almost admire my little brain. He is almost like the Zen monk Ikkyu, except that there is no girl named Xiao Ye around him. If I am not wrong, their personalities should be completely different.
different.
I walked into a large waiting room and saw that the huge waiting room was already full of dead souls wearing black shrouds. Even so, there were still countless dead souls lining up at the ticket gate waiting to go out.
They all have one characteristic, that is, they are silent and have their heads lowered, as if they are in a very unhappy mood. It is no wonder, since everyone is dead, how can they feel better?
I didn't rush to queue, but walked to the window of the waiting room and looked out. There was a platform outside the window, and there were only four rails on the train track. There was a long dark train parked in the west direction.
It's steam-powered. It looks like an antique from the 1960s. There's no end to the carriage, but there's only one door. There's a long line of ghosts in front of the door. There's a big black smoke coming out of the train.
If it couldn't dissipate, it floated directly into the sky. The swirling clouds above the station were created by high technology. But none of these things attracted me. What really attracted me was the person standing next to the train door.
Two ghosts, one fat and one skinny, were running towards them as the ghosts came out of the waiting room. They counted the ghosts and watched them get on the train. Occasionally they would grab one from the group of ghosts.
Ignoring how the ghost screamed and struggled, he threw it away and threw it far away.
There are two of them, the poor one and the rich one. Their clothes are different from ordinary ghosts. I am very familiar with these clothes. They are just like Uncle Jiu’s clothes before. They are wearing clothes like ancient government servants. They also have tie-ups.
A nondescript tie, I looked at the two of them carefully through the window. The ghosts they still left from time to time must be those who didn't get the ghost hearts and still wanted to get on the bus. Those ghosts dispersed after being thrown out.
He was probably beaten into a wandering spirit without an owner.
Although there is a saying that if you don’t wear a suit and tie, you will not be able to show off, but after a while, I saw some clues. It was obvious that the fat man must be rich and oily. He was shiny and had a fat belly.
Handsome, on the contrary, the thin man next to him is not as elegant. His clothes are patched, but very clean, just like those old party members before liberation. He obviously has no money.
It will be easier to handle if you know who the two of them are. You must know that money can communicate with gods is a wise saying that has never changed. Even the place where Lao Xie and Lao Fan choose to open their doors is in front of the bank. It can be imagined that
And you know, ghosts are also very fond of money. So I should be able to bribe them. As for who to bribe, I don’t need to say it here. Naturally, I bribed the rich one. In fact, at the beginning, I wanted to bribe the one who didn’t.
I have money, but after thinking about it, I still feel unsure. Think about it, all these things have a cause and effect, that "I don't have money. Why don't I have money? Isn't it because I am unkind in doing things? I would say that I am a dead soul in the world."
Tens of millions, of course there are smart people. If this "no money" can still accept bribes and compensation, then it should also be called rich.
But 80% of the rich people can pay with bribes. After all, Uncle Jiu once told me before that their monthly salary is 10 billion, which is not enough for the rich people.
So its money should be filial to others. Thinking of this, I not only smiled bitterly in my heart, but what kind of underworld is this? It is simply more realistic than the world of the sun.
This is exactly what it means to enforce the law impartially and deserve no money. Accepting bribes shamelessly means being rich and wealthy. I looked at the two ghosts, one fat and one thin, both of whom are party members. Why is there such a big gap between the two ghosts?
But when I think about it, it is the existence of this rich man that allows me to take advantage of this loophole. His uncle, man, is really contradictory. I despise it and still need it. I shook my head and thought so much.
What are you doing? I'm afraid even the Spring and Autumn War God Kong Shengren recorded in the history books can't answer this question. I'm just thinking about having a ball?
Thinking of this, I sighed. Then I picked up my energy and joined the queue to get on the bus. It probably lasted about half an hour. Even though there were so many people, they were all very efficient. This really surprised me.
,I didn’t feel crowded at all, and everyone was quite polite.
There are still ** ghosts left, buddy. I swallowed and my heart began to beat fast, but nothing must happen, brother, I don’t want to become a wandering ghost without an owner.
Finally, I was in line. The fat man glanced at me and snorted coldly, then he grabbed me casually. I hurriedly hid before he could catch me. Just when the two ghosts were stunned for a moment, I
Suddenly he stepped forward and whispered to the fat man: "Master, please calm down and I have something to say. Can you please take a step to speak?"
The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then looked at me. Obviously, buddy, I am different from those idiot ghosts. It’s not that I dare to talk to it or that there is any bastard spirit in it, but there is no such thing in my eyes.
The confusion and fear that a newly deceased person should have, instead revealed a trace of confidence and brightness, so it asked me in a voice that sounded like a broken gong: "What's going on?"
I said to it: "It's not convenient to talk here. Please follow me over there. Trust me, you will be satisfied."
Don't tell me, the fat man was really frightened by me. So he nodded to the thin man and walked to the side with me for a while. He asked me: "What's the matter? Tell me quickly, or else first
Beat you into a wandering spirit!"
I swallowed my saliva. Although there was no evil spirit in this ghost, as the saying goes, a strong dragon cannot overwhelm a local snake. It would not be difficult for him to kill me, so I hurriedly said to him: "No, no, no, I'm calling you over."
The purpose is actually to tell you that I have not received the ghost heart."
As soon as the fat man heard what I said, he raised his hand again. He looked very angry. I continued hurriedly: "Don't be excited. Please listen to me first."
That damn fat man then said to me viciously: "What else is there to say?"
I took off the baggage on my back and said to it, "Although I didn't get the ghost heart, I do have other passes."
The fat man seemed puzzled, so he asked me: "Why haven't I heard of it? What kind of pass? Where is it?"
I smiled, then reached out and took out a bunch of Ming coins from the package, shook it at it, and said: "From Tiandi Bank, I hope Uncle Gui Cha will be kind enough to let the villain get on the bus."
Although I said it so calmly, I was very nervous at this moment. I didn't know if this trick would work. It should work. This fat man had no reason to refuse this windfall.
But I didn't expect that this fat guy would be furious when he saw me taking out the money. His eyebrows stood up, and he shouted: "How dare you! How dare you bribe someone! I won't fight you."
You’re out of your mind!!”
What!? I was stunned, no way, this fat man is not like the one or two "duo" I imagined. Could it be that he has too little money? I want to draw a knife in the morning. I feel like I am breaking into a cold sweat.
It popped out as soon as I swiped it. I hurriedly opened the bag and said to it: "No, no, no, I really only have so much money, how about I give it all to you?"
When the fat man heard what I said, he seemed even more angry. Seeing that his pale old face had a trace of red, he didn't know what he was irritated by. "Chang Ka! He pulled out the knife on the chair.
, shouted loudly: "Seeking death!!"
It was too late to say it was too late. Seeing that its knife was about to cut off, I was so scared that I almost peed. I couldn't. Did I make a mistake in my calculation? Could it be that the tricks in the world are useless against them? This ghost is really like this.
Just, right?
My belief at the time was that I wanted to hide, but the speed of the knife was so fast that I had no time to hide. The only thing I could do at that time was to close my eyes and wait for death. Oh, he
Uncle's.
When I was waiting to die, suddenly a sharp voice came from next to me: "Wait a minute.
I felt a cold feeling on my forehead, but it didn't hurt. When I opened my eyes, I was suddenly covered in cold sweat. I saw that the fat man's knife had already touched my forehead, but it didn't strike any further. I followed it.
Looking at the voice, I found that the person who said this was the thin man in poor clothes. He had already closed the car door and ignored the ghosts and walked towards us. The fat man was a little unhappy when he saw the thin man coming.
The thin man said: "Why are you closed? The ghosts haven't filled up yet."
I saw the thin man smiling playfully and saying to the fat man: "Hey, brother, I'm too shallow. I can't handle it myself. Why don't you leave this place to me first? Don't get in a bad mood because of a ghost. Go and maintain order."
I'll come right away."
The fat man looked at the thin man, with a hint of helplessness in his eyes. He looked at me fiercely, then sighed, took back the knife and walked back.
I'm in shock now. I really don't understand what's going on. The fat guy doesn't love money. Instead, he's upright. But the thin guy in front of me who said he wanted to clean me up for him has a wretched look on his face. At first glance, it's nothing.
Good guy, damn, is this guy more perverted than that fat guy and wants to torture me?
I saw the thin man walking in front of me with his hands behind his back. He closed his eyes and looked up at me, making a gesture of smelling something. Then he was very satisfied. His expression clearly said "You are delicious," and I was immediately covered in blood.
Goosebumps. Damn. What kind of situation is this? It’s not really perverted. It wants to torture me, right??
Just when I felt terrified, the thin man opened his eyes and said to me:
"Take it out."
What are you taking? I was stunned for a moment, not knowing what it was going to say. When it saw me like this, it sneered and opened its mouth, revealing a mouth full of big gold teeth. It said to me in a vulgar way: "Don't pretend.
Well, you can't hide it in front of me. I've already smelled the money on you."
Damn! I looked at this thin man covered in patches. It turns out I was wrong. He was the one with "rich money". It turned out that the fat man just now was the one with "no money, ah! This is too crazy." I looked at it.
Looking at this thin man and seeing the shabby clothes he wears, I really can't tell how rich he is, but his teeth are so straight that they shine like gold.
So I was a little surprised and said to it: "So you are the rich one?"
The wretched thin man smiled, and then said to me: "Of course, I thought you were a smart person, but you don't think about the principle of not exposing your wealth.
I looked at the fat gold teeth of this thin man. I suddenly sighed in my heart, you really can't judge people by their appearance. Master Chang has told me this before, but I don't have a long memory, so I didn't think of it.
The richer people are, the more stingy they are, while the poorer people are, the more they like to pretend. The same is true for relationships between being rich and having no money!
Today was such an eye-opener that I swallowed hard. Although I almost died, I was very lucky because this rich guy came to me. This was my chance! Thinking of this, I immediately changed into my old clothes.
In response to Uncle Wen's face, he took out a cigarette and handed it to it with emotion, and at the same time said: "Nice to meet you, brother, let's have a cigarette."
That rich man was different from having no money. He obviously looked like a prostitute. When he saw me offering him a cigarette, he took it as a matter of course. Just when he raised his hand to smoke, I saw this guy's sleeve.
There are three big gold bracelets on Li's arms. Damn, he really doesn't show his face. This old grandson is really rich.
I saw this thin man taking a puff of cigarette, and then blowing out a smoke ring, and then said to me leisurely: "I think you are also a smart person. As a young man, you should know how to be flexible, right? You don't have any evil intentions."
, it doesn’t matter, right? It’s just up to you whether you can get in the car, right?”
From the old grandson's mouth, he said a series of "right?" I can see that Ya must have been a leader during his lifetime. His uncle's bad habits were left behind after his death. A typical person is thrown into the socialist building.
It's an old borer on the beam, but what I'm waiting for now is what it said. Of course I know how to adapt it, buddy. So I changed my face, immediately held its hand enthusiastically, and then said to it: "Listen to the leader.
One conversation is better than ten years of reading. You are really far-sighted and thoughtful. Now the Yin market is in need of a good leader with the courage to innovate like you! Your words really dug into my heart. So, let’s start.
What’s the price?”
The thin man was obviously very impressed by my approach. He seemed to be a little carried away, and he said: "Well, I didn't expect you to be quite smart, young man. You have a future. I take good care of young people like you.
Isn’t that right? Let’s just accept this number from you.”
After saying that, it raised its dry old hands and made a gesture like a pistol, eight hundred billion, damn. I really dared to ask for it, but the price was quite reasonable. I had no reason not to agree to it, so I
After taking out a wad of money from the package, I handed the whole package to it. Anyway, before I came, Uncle Wen told me that if I couldn't come back soon after arriving in the underworld, he would continue to burn it for me.
It's money, so I don't have to worry about it anymore. These banknotes are money in your eyes, but they are just paper in the eyes of my buddies.
The thin man borrowed the package, and after carefully clicking it, he was quite satisfied. He picked up the package and said to me, "Come with me."
I followed it to the back of the carriage. After walking for a while, there was a large millstone with a stone standing on the platform. We stopped beside the millstone and saw the thin man smiling at me.
, and then pushed the millstone with some difficulty. To say that ghosts cannot be looked at, and sea water cannot be lifted. Even though it is thin, it is really a piece of meat. I saw the big stone mill slowly moving forward under its push.
Then a car door appeared where it was now covered by the millstone.
The wealthy man took out the key and opened the door, and said to me: "Get in, don't say I don't take care of you, you have a first-class seat."
This series of actions stunned me. I thought to myself, uncle, this is really money that can make all the difference!
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