I didn’t even ask the old bastard Mobian. Anyway, my friend had already paid for it. So I just jumped in. After I got out of the car, I found that the car was okay, but there were already several ghosts sitting in twos and threes. Look at the people in the car.
The ghosts are obviously different from the idiots queuing up outside. They are of a higher class. They can be said to be elites. After all, this carriage seems not to be open to the public. It belongs to a wealthy and exclusive bar. He also has a first-class seat for his uncle. It is obviously a warehouse.
Has the carriage been modified? There aren't even any serious seats, just a few small stools.
But now there is nothing to be particular about. Being able to get on the bus is already Amitabha and Amen. Why do you still care about these things? Brother, I am not here to travel. Even if I am to travel, I cannot choose to travel to the underworld. This is not possible.
Sick?
I counted and found that apart from me, there were seven ghosts in this carriage. Sure enough, they were all elites. Although they had not received the ghost heart, they knew how to use money and were better than those ghosts who didn’t know shit. Come see me.
They smiled knowingly at me, saying nothing, and I nodded to them. They were all ghosts from the end of the world, so why should we have known each other before we met, but I had nothing to say to them, so I moved.
I sat down on a stool by the window and looked into the distance through the window. The ghosts who had no money and rich oil were still checking the ghosts who got on the bus. From time to time, a ghost without a ghost heart was thrown out. Listening to the screams of those ghosts, I sighed.
I sighed, this may just be survival of the fittest, there is nothing much to say.
The booklet about half a step away records that this train can hold about 44,000 if you pretend to be a ghost, and it will take about two days to run. Judging from the current situation, my friend, I will just catch it.
Tails, the car door has almost closed over there, which is really a coincidence. If my friend had come a little later, it would have been delayed for another two days.
Not long after, I saw the moneyless and wealthy people suddenly pushed away the ghosts, and then quickly got on the train, ignoring the ghosts who were desperately rushing up. The train shook its nose, and the entire carriage shook slightly.
When I got up, I hurriedly took my seat. I heard a loud "." sound, and the train began to move. It was quite shocking to sit in it, but it was quite stable, so I quickly calmed down.
The journey was long, so I continued to flip through the booklet, which recorded the distance from Yinshi to the underworld. It would take about four days to get there. Fortunately, it didn’t matter if the ghost had to eat, so I collected some information.
I smoked and read the story in the pamphlet.
In fact, this booklet is quite eye-opening. It’s almost like a bound travel guide. It has everything in it, and even has a few ghost jokes. It’s so cold and scary, it’s probably just for these dead people in the car.
It's just a boring journey, but I didn't expect this ghost place to be quite humane. Damn it.
The publishing system in this underworld seems to be quite lax. I write whatever I want. When introducing the history of the underworld, a few pieces of information caught my eye. That is, there are several people who have escaped from the underworld. Speaking of the underworld,
The history of Dudu dates back to the early days of Hongmeng, especially Abi Hell. It is known as the most secure place in the Three Realms. No matter how thin you are, you can't even think of escaping.
But as the saying goes, the impossible is impossible. Nothing is absolute. From ancient times to the present. In this long history, there are really only a few people who have successfully escaped from the mansion. Senior Brother will not talk about it. That is one
Ancestor, it is estimated that the high-ranking officials in the underworld now have to change into Wu Laoer when they hear the name of Senior Brother. In addition, there is Emperor Donghua. As I mentioned before, his life is quite legendary now. Originally, he has already
He became an immortal through cultivation, but he never forgot his roots. In order to prevent his mother from suffering in hell, he went to hell to save his mother. Although his filial piety moved Heaven, he could not escape the laws of Heaven. The King of Hell did not fulfill his request, and Emperor Donghua became furious.
He actually rushed into hell, released eight million evil ghosts in the underworld, and rescued his mother in the chaos, but the world has not been peaceful since then.
To say that this Emperor Donghua has enough character, I admired in my heart, he is a man. Although his move caused very serious consequences, it indirectly led to the destruction of Mr. Bai and the swindlers in the world.
The economic benefits are really impressive.
Although I say that Emperor Donghua is quite ****, my mouth opened wide as I continued reading. Because although the senior brother and Emperor Donghua are very fierce, they both did this after they had achieved Zhengguo, but that booklet
The one introduced later seems to be a person, indeed a person. Although the specific time is not written in the booklet, it should be in ancient times. That day, a person who claimed to be Yinlong actually broke into the Yin City.
How many people sneaked into the underworld, got on a train, and then went to hell. Like Emperor Donghua, he also wanted to save people, but not to save his mother, but to save a woman, who seemed to be his lover.
At that time, the whole underworld was shocked. The King of Hell was furious and said that he would do anything to capture the little silver dragon. When I saw this place, I thought the same thing. Originally, this underworld was known as the most impossible place to escape, but people escaped one after another.
Let’s not talk about the two people before, but this time one of them succeeded. Aren’t they treating the underworld as a public toilet? They can come and leave whenever they want. How will the Lord of Hell mess around in the future?
But the little silver dragon seemed to know that the most powerful person in the underworld was in retreat at this time, so he took advantage of this loophole. Then the king of hell was furious and sent his four bullies, bull-headed, horse-faced, black and white, to chase and intercept the little silver dragon. Who would have expected that this would happen?
Although the little silver dragon is a mortal, he is surprisingly fierce. They met in Yin City and fought until they returned to the soul. In the end, the little silver dragon seriously injured the bull-headed horse and his face was black and white. He was not honest and scolded him while beating him.
, and in the end, Fan Wujiu, who was not very good at speaking, was so angry that he could only speak one sentence, and everyone could guess what it was without me having to say it.
But the strange thing is that the little silver dragon's deeds are not written in this booklet. In the end, there is only an ambiguous ending, saying that reinforcements from the underworld finally arrived and beat the little silver dragon to death, and then passed it on in one stroke.
.The next thing is to write some nonsense about the underworld’s strict enforcement of laws and the laws that must be followed, and those who break the law must be punished.
I put down the pamphlet and sighed in my heart, I really didn’t expect that there were seniors before me who were so bold and dared to steal people from the King of Hell. What’s more, even the four living fathers couldn’t do anything to him. It was really enough.
It was fierce, but the most relieving thing was when he played with Lao Fan. It was refreshing to watch. Thinking about the arrogant appearance of the two brothers Lao Xie and Lao Fan, it turns out that there was a time when others stepped on them.
What a relief. What’s even more interesting is that my grandson’s problem of only speaking one sentence turns out to be irritating. How could I not be amused?
In fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see it at a glance. The ending of this little silver dragon will definitely not be that simple. But there are some things that everyone just needs to understand in their hearts, and there is no need to write them down.
When I thought about this, it suddenly dawned on me. I am not the first to do this, and obviously I cannot be the last." If I fight them hard, I won't believe them. They are all just flesh. Others can do it.
I can do it too!
I finished reading the booklet, but the day hadn’t passed yet. I looked out the window and there was no scenery. The train was whirring by and the window was full of fog. I read the latest Children’s Day and washed the books and dried them in the sun.
Nothing can be seen clearly. The brochure records that the wind ropes outside the window are small existences. Because we are now at the junction of the Yin City and the underworld. If someone falls off the car now, it will really happen.
I shivered a little. I didn't know where the weak light came from. It wasn't warm at all, but it wasn't damp either. It was an indescribable feeling.
I originally wanted to take a rest and sleep or something, but now I can't fall asleep. After thinking about it, it turned out to be the reason why I am dead. His uncle, those ghosts seemed to be having a lot of fun chatting with each other. I didn't want to talk to them at first.
But because this journey was really boring, I unknowingly moved the bench over.
These people are all young men. There is only one middle-aged man who is quite old. We all just chatted together. In fact, there is nothing to talk about when we get together. After all, we are all here.
When we got there, we could only talk about the things we did during our lives. My brothers all died violently, but they were not very sad. On the contrary, the youngest one was actually a little excited. We asked him why.
Excited, this little kid also told us: "What is written on the Internet is true. Sure enough, there is such a thing as time travel! Is it possible for us to become immortals in a few days? By then, wouldn't we be happy to have three wives and four concubines?"
I looked at this little kid with a wry smile. He looked to be only fifteen or fifteen years old. He sounded like he was at that age when he was 40 or 6 years old and didn’t understand anything. He spent all day reading those fast-food-style articles on the Internet and didn’t understand shit.
The person who read the pirated version and scolded the author has no idea about the sufferings in the world, and his uncle’s time travel, do you think this is a game of Cross Fire? Damn it, do you still think you can go back?
I shook my head with a wry smile. These kids these days, well, on the contrary, those guys are much calmer. Most of them died in car accidents, and one was a gangster who was hacked to death. Anyway, everyone
Since they were able to sit in this carriage, it was obvious that they were all smart people, so as soon as the topic got started, the conversation was quite pleasant, and everyone told their own stories.
But the middle-aged ghost who was a little balding never spoke. But after the children finished talking, they asked the middle-aged ghost what fun he had done during his lifetime. The middle-aged ghost probably thought it was boring, so he turned to us.
Said: "It's really unexpected that I have believed in science for half my life, but after my death I discovered that this thing really exists."
The middle-aged ghost told us that he was a well-known expert and professor during his lifetime. Because he couldn't stand the fact that today's children are addicted to the Internet, he and his friends opened a training class to combat Internet addiction. It actually saved many children.
Listen to what he said to us: "They say people with kind hearts don't have to go to hell. Come to think of it, I don't have to go to hell."
I looked at this expert and suddenly sneered at him. This old guy had done this before. Is this a good thing? At this moment, the face of the young man next to me who was hacked to death suddenly changed.
He opened his mouth and asked the middle-aged man: "You have made a lot of money, right?"
The middle-aged man smiled and said: "Fortunately, those primary school students are not studying well in class every day, and their parents don't care, so I will help take care of them."
As soon as he finished speaking, the young man suddenly stood up, picked up the stool under his buttocks and hit the middle-aged man on the head. With a crack, the blow was so effective that we were all stunned.
How can I say that I started to do it? I saw the young man raised his stool and gave the middle-aged ghost a hard blow. Although there was no blood now, this was really serious, from top to bottom, all the way down to the flesh.
When the soul was beaten, several buddies nearby hurriedly stopped it and said to it: "What are you doing? Why are you beating it? This is illegal!"
The guy who did it didn't know why he was so angry. He shouted: "What a fucking crime. How miserable can we be now? We are already in hell! Let me go. I'm going to kill you."
This old bastard!!"
I haven't moved. I know that there is no reason in these worlds, and the people who can get into this carriage are some scheming or lucky guys. The purpose of my trip is to save Uncle Jiu. Other than that,
It's better to mind your own business. The guy who did it was obviously very fierce, maybe he was a member of the society before he was alive. He broke away from the ghosts, turned around and said to those ghosts fiercely: "Don't mind your business. I'll be more careful with you."
It has nothing to do with my son!”
Then it suddenly picked up the fainted middle-aged ghost and threw it down the window. For a while, the carriage was very quiet. Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what was going on. Only that buddy threw him
After the middle-aged ghost threw it down, he sat down on the stool as if he was very angry. After a while, he said to us: "Brothers, don't think I'm cruel, I was killed by this old grandson."
of."
It turned out that this guy didn't like school when he was alive. He spent all day surfing the Internet, but his family wanted to send him to the expert's treatment class. He didn't want to go, so he had a quarrel with his family and ran away from home.
After so many years of wandering around outside, he finally ended up being hacked to death.
Hearing what he said, we all felt sorry for him. Speaking of which, what kind of bullshit expert was he? He acted like he was superior to others and saved all sentient beings, but secretly he only knew how to make money. The buddy said, in fact,
He had long ago found out that this expert actually knew nothing about shit. He only knew how to use violence to make those children submit and force them to kneel down in class. Even so, there were still many ignorant parents who were willing to send their children. It was really ridiculous.
Don't know why.
After listening to what he said, those buddies all said that he did the right thing. We all went up together if we had told him earlier. I didn't say anything, but I was thinking to myself, in fact, that man just now was really damn good. He didn't die before he died.
He kept showing off his pseudo-science. But from the fact that he was able to get on this car, it was obvious that if he was really upright, how could he not even have the ghost heart to squeeze into this "first class cabin"? Thinking about it just now
The pitiful look of being thrown out of the car is exactly what is hateful about poor people. There is nothing to complain about, they deserve it.
Time passed like this little by little. Although we didn't know the time, according to my inference, it had been about three days. When we were chatting this day, the car suddenly stopped. I looked out the window and felt a little puzzled.
Son, it’s still gray outside the window. Have we already arrived?
Just when I was wondering, the carriage door opened, and the wretched rich man walked in. He said to us very seriously: "Get off the car! You have arrived at the station!"
Arrive at the station? I was a little confused, so I asked it: "Is this the capital?"
I saw Fu Liuyou sneered, and then said to the few of us: "You have no ghost heart, so you are not qualified to go directly to Edu. You can only go here. If you want to go to Edu, if you have enough lives, you can walk there by yourself."
Bar!"
I looked at the grandson Fu Liuyou, and then looked out the window. Damn it, this grandson wouldn’t sleep like this. He would throw us out of the car!?