Lao Yi called me over with a surprised expression. I saw him squatting on the ground and playing with the coffin board. I thought to myself that it wasn't that he still had a childish heart, but that he must have discovered something.
So I walked up to him and asked him in a low voice: "What's wrong?"
Lao Yi pointed to the stone toad on the coffin board and said, "This thing is quite evil, look at it."
I looked up and saw that the stone toad was clinging tightly to the coffin board, and a sharp nail protruding from the other side of the coffin. Because the coffin board was lying flat, the nail did not penetrate it.
When I got into the soil, the surrounding soil became a little wet in such a short period of time.
Lao Yi said to me: "This thing seems to be really interesting. You know, learning strange arts is almost the same as doing scientific research. I just checked it carefully and found that this toad is really a nail. I
After seeing it, this little nail turned out to be the same as my watch, with three talents engraved on it. As the saying goes, "Everything in the world is a body of water, and three talents lead water to a needle." This little nail turned out to be the same as what I learned.
It’s similar to the ‘Three Talents Water-Diducting Needle’ in the film Men Zuoshuo. Look at this formation. It takes about two minutes to gather the surrounding water vapor and condense it into water droplets. It’s really advanced. You know, even I don’t know this technique!”
I looked at Lao Yi's very serious look and felt dumbfounded. It seems that this old boy's idiotic attack happened quite frequently today, which burned his ass. He still looked like an archaeologist, but he was so academic.
I don’t understand the question either. This is my Achilles’ heel, the generation gap between me and this civilian scientist.
So I could only say to him: "Xiao Yi, don't be discouraged. Study hard and you will become a pillar of the country sooner or later. Come on. Shenjiu depends on you to go to heaven."
Lao Yi was a little puzzled and asked me: "What are you talking about? What does Shenjiu have to do with me?"
I said a little angrily: "You know it has nothing to do with you. What time has it been? Don't study water guns or water needles. If you want to study it, just go ahead. No one wants it anyway."
, go back and study slowly."
Lao Yi suddenly realized. Yes, I was sticking my butt here to think of some use, so he and I picked up a piece and turned around. Little by little, we knocked the stone toad nails off the coffin board and held them in the coffin.
Only then did I realize that this thing is not as heavy as I imagined. It seems to be made of wood in the middle and a layer of cement on the outside. I have to say. It seems that if this is really the fault of the carpenter, then their ancestor Lu Ban
This folk legend that I once practiced Qi Men Shu is probably true.
Lao Yi wrapped up the stone toad and put it away. At this time, Uncle Wen called us over. The water must have been washed away. Lao Yi and I got up and walked over there.
Lao Yi asked me in a low voice: "Old Cui, this Yin Zhi should be considered a zombie. Do you think we can take the time to give it a ounce of health?"
I was speechless and said to him: "What the heck. This man is so blind, it would be strange if he was not seen. And as you have seen, that old ginseng has been a diver for several years. He would have been a diver for a long time."
The cyst is gone, where is the blood?"
Lao Yi sighed, looking dejected. In fact, I was quite despondent too. I saw a zombie before my eyes, but couldn't take action. This was really depressing.
The smell of corpse stench was a little lighter, but it was still as strong as Wang Zhihe's. Uncle Wen asked us to dig some wet mud in the cemetery. Although we didn't know what kind of tricks this old man had, we went there.
There was a plastic bag in the cemetery.
When I came back, I saw that those people had already put the lid on the coffin and were about to close it before setting out on the road. So I walked up to Uncle Wen and said to him: "Uncle Wen, the toad on the coffin is really evil. I just put it on the coffin."
He took it out and threw it away, do you think he should do that?"
Uncle Wen snorted coldly and said nothing. At this time, everyone had already closed the lid of the coffin, tied it tightly with ropes, and strung it up with four bamboo sticks.
After everything was over, Uncle Lin next to him spoke with an authentic Zhao Zhongxiang accent. He said to everyone: "Gentlemen, no more, no less. The time is just right. Let's get on the road as soon as possible to send Mr. Zhen off to his new home."
After saying that, he grabbed a handful of paper money and threw it into the sky. The paper money suddenly flew away like snowflakes. Then a few young men lifted the coffin, and we headed towards the new cemetery in a mighty manner.
Lao Yi and I were still walking behind the crowd. I asked Lao Yi: "Old Yi, since you know that the corpse has turned into a shadow corpse, you must know the method of cracking the corpse. Let's talk about it. Now
We can't count on these two old magicians. Let's see if we can do anything to help. After all, Aunt Zhen is quite a nice person. If she is killed by an old coffin man who has been dead for decades, how can she be killed?
It’s really a bit of a waste.”
Lao Yi nodded and said to me: "How to crack it? Isn't it already cracked now?"
What the hell? Why didn’t I understand? Lao Yi saw my puzzled expression and told me that in fact, Ba Yao Sha should be considered a type of Feng Shui Bureau. Feng Shui Bureau pays attention to the right time, place, and people.
The terrifying thing about Ba Yao Sha is that it kills the dead without warning, leaving people defenseless, which is why it is so famous. However, because it does not raise the body, it will not attack people. If it is discovered, Ba Yao Sha is responsible.
If so, hiring a similar gentleman can usually solve it.
There are generally three ways to deal with this kind of Ba Yao evil. One is cremation, burning an old ginseng into ashes to see how it can be cured. The other is to drug it and use folk remedies such as sulfur to speed up its decay.
, after it has rotted into bones, then pick up the bones again and worship them. The last way is to move the grave, because as soon as the corpse is moved away, the Feng Shui bureau will naturally be broken. If it is buried in a new place, the corpse will also slowly
flowers made of dust.
Hearing what Lao Yi said, I felt relieved. His uncle, let me tell you, where did so much high technology come from in this world? A ginseng that has become a climate is nothing more than that. In fact, this old lady Zhen is also quite unjust.
If his old man, Izumi, had any knowledge and knew that his body had been a diver for several years, I don’t know what his expression would be. Speaking of which, I still have to blame the third child of the family. There is actually nothing to say about this. Let’s quote a folk saying. Then
It means you deserve it. To quote another Buddhist term, that is retribution.
That third child is a cigarette smoker and abusing little girls. He probably won’t be able to be a human being in his next life. If he’s lucky, he won’t even be able to see Lao Xie and Lao Fan, and will be captured by Lao Niu and Lao Ma.
If you are not lucky enough to be a beast in your next life, you will die. You will have to roll in the oil pan several times in hell and enjoy thousands of years of acupuncture massage before you can become a human again.
Thinking of this, Lao Yi and I felt a little better. Just like those old movies, the bad guys have their retribution. Evil is defeated by justice. The monkey in the sequel to Journey to the West has cervical spondylosis. Although
We didn't get the zombie blood, but if this matter can be solved satisfactorily, that wouldn't be bad.
His uncle. As I walked, I cursed in my mind: If it doesn’t work, buddy, I will dig up the ancestral graves. I don’t believe that there is a GPS human flesh location like Shi Jueming, and I can’t even find any bacon!
After a while, the pre-selected cemetery arrived. Someone had already done it yesterday. Weeds and the like had been pulled out, and the pit had been dug. It was time to bury the coffin in it. When we came to the edge of the pit,
As usual, Mr. Yin Yang will preside over the final ceremony.
So Uncle Wen stood solemnly in front of everyone and said: "The new residence has arrived. If you meet an auspicious position at a good time, your descendants will be rich and honorable. You have worked hard, and your family will thank you!"
The people from the Zhen family bowed to the collective of helpers, and then Uncle Wen said: "Thanks are finished, please roll in!" After saying that, Uncle Lin walked out again, while he looked at Uncle Wen with contempt,
After taking out another scroll from his pocket, he read loudly to everyone:
"The sky is blue, the earth is green, and the sun is shining on the hills day after day. Because of the tea picking in the south mountain and the fruit picking in the north mountain, I met an immortal who gave me three cups of wine, and Nan Ke had a dream. Respecting heaven as my father, respecting the earth as my mother, a filial son misses his family, and is unable to express his gratitude.
Today, I asked Master Lin Qiu Sheng to find a cave on the ground in Huanglonggang. It is located in the northwest of the mountain named Zuamugang, bounded by Qinglong Jiayimu in the east, Baihu Gengxinjin in the west, Zhuque Bingdinghuo in the south, and Xuanwu Rengui River in the north.
From the middle to the center of Wuji soil, the four to four are clearly defined. Use 99,990 guan of silver to buy the soil to solidify a hole in the earth and bury Duke Zhen Junbo. After burying himself, let the deceased take charge, with bamboo and wood on the four sides as neighbors, and Yangniao cast
In the light of the sky, all descendants are smart and handsome, and they are honored to be in the imperial court. I asked who wrote the deed, and the white crane wrote it and went to heaven; I asked who read the deed, and the Dragon King read it down the Yangtze River. Only the strong gods come to fight for it, and Jiu Niu
Breaking the ground and leaving nothing hidden.”
I have to say that the writing on this scroll is quite good. Compared with the first scroll when the grave was raised, the writing on the newly buried scroll is much more gorgeous, like a tongue twister. It seems like this
People in Landauld also need something useful to bluff people, but Uncle Lin's voice was so expressive when he read aloud that if he were given a pair of glasses, someone might imagine him as an associate professor in the Chinese Department of Peking University.
After finishing reciting the earth scroll, Uncle Lin burned it, and then said to Lao Yi and me: "Spread the soil that you two were given from the graveyard just now into this new grave. Hurry up and spread it."
Don't look behind you at this time, otherwise it will be unlucky."
We both followed suit. Unexpectedly, there are so many specialties in this tomb, even the soil. Let me briefly introduce it to you.
After the original coffin was dug eight inches deeper, it was packed in clean bags and moved to the new camp tomb. Otherwise, the effect of good or bad luck would not be great. The soil taken away should not be left on the road to be trampled on by others. In this way
It will be harmful to the descendants of the deceased. I feel sorry for the deceased, just like being stepped on by passers-by and cutting with a knife when the deceased was still alive, so it is important.
To describe it simply, it means that the old man is not used to living in a new house, so he must sleep on an "old bed" to feel comfortable. But the soil in the hole just now was almost turned into mud, and it was not easy for Lao Yi and me to dig.
Maybe I grabbed a few pieces randomly and brought them with me in a plastic bag.
After pouring the plastic bag of mud into the new pit, Lao Yi and I retreated. Uncle Wen took action again and performed some acrobatics in front of everyone. He stood at the edge of the pit and then put a piece of yellow paper
I laid it flat in the pit, just suppressing the mud. Then I waved to me, took out a bag from my backpack, and poured some powdery stuff on the paper from the bag.
Others don't know what it is, but I know it very clearly. It is rosin foam mixed with phosphorus powder. The old magic stick quickly struck a match and threw it on the yellow paper. When it encountered fire, the phosphorus powder quickly
It started to burn, and a puff of rosin came towards me. At this time, the old magic stick quickly took out a copper coin from his butt pocket, made a Kuixing kicking fight pose, and shouted: "Go!"
Then the copper coin hit the burning yellow paper impartially, attracting several more cheers from the surrounding onlookers. In fact, there is also a saying, commonly known as Nuankeng, in order to fulfill the filial piety of the younger generations in exchange for
The kindness of the ancestor Xin Han in raising him was also used as a "warm well" so that good luck would come quickly and the descendants would become blessed quickly. However, Uncle Wen's move was just to take off his pants and fart. There was no need to light the warm well, as long as it was a
It just means it.
After Uncle Wen finished making these flower shelves, he asked those people to carefully lift the coffin, and then slowly placed it in the pit. The descendants filled the first handful of earth first, and everyone began to bury the coffin again.
Because the tomb relocation was too hasty, we could only have a simple burial. Even the tombstone was not ready, so we could only replace it with a wooden board first and then build the tomb in a grand way.
After doing all this, a new tomb appeared in front of us, and it was not even past three o'clock at noon. The tomb was successfully moved. After the descendants of the Zhen family kowtowed and burned paper, we turned around and went down the mountain. I turned back.
I looked at the new dirt bag on the open space and thought to myself: God bless this veteran athlete who has been diving for many years and finally landed safely this time. I hope it won't cause any trouble again.
After returning to Zhen's house, they held a big banquet and invited the helpers to eat. Fortunately, Mr. Zhen was confused and didn't know what happened. He thought it was the villagers who came to see him, which made the old man very happy.
When I went to the toilet, I accidentally discovered that Uncle Wen was talking to Aunt Zhen. He meant to repair the tomb this morning. The sooner the better. We will go back in two days.
After I heard this, I began to despise this old bastard again. He didn't know the way to crack the Eight Obsidian Evil by some mistake. He may still be worried that the old diver might transform into a corpse, so he
I want to run away.
Alas, human nature, where can I reason? Seeing the old magician like this, I smiled bitterly, shook my head, and left. In fact, I felt something was wrong these past two days, including the relationship between Uncle Wen and the Zhen family, and him.
There were several times when he was out of character and made me confused, as if there was a piece of window paper between him. Sometimes I actually had an illusion that this old guy was actually really capable.
But now I saw that, uncle, a liar is always a liar and can never be turned into a mattress. Instead of listening, I went into the woods, found a big tree and started to release water.
After I finished urinating, I walked back. At this time, the wind began to pick up in the mountains. I looked up. Although the sky was still clear and blue, the clouds seemed to be moving very fast. Maybe this was a sign that the weather was going to change.
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