There really isn’t much entertainment in the mountains. It’s different from the bustling city nightlife. It’s true. It’s okay to stay here for just two days. But if you stay there for a long time, you’ll definitely be suffocated. There’s no Internet or games. It’s boring. I don’t know when.
Since then, we have unknowingly become a little more sentimental. The prosperity has brought entertainment and impetuosity, but when it really gets quiet, we can't be calm. Instead, we miss that time again.
Live in the fucking city.
After eating, Lao Yi and I didn't know what to do, so we could only run back to the room and watch TV. Since we have been together for the past two days, and although the two old sticks still didn't deal with each other these two days, they were better.
When we first came here, it seemed that both of us had a grudge against killing our father, but now it has indeed eased a bit. So we mostly turned a blind eye to the two apprentices playing together.
If you want to say that the TV on this mountain can receive too few channels, then let me tell you clearly, it is two hundred and sixty-three to be precise. I remember that when Lao Yi and I turned on the TV, we were dumbfounded. This is also
It's too strong. How is it possible? Later I asked Aunt Zhen that there was no TV signal in the mountains, so I had to buy a satellite receiver. The term seemed a bit exaggerated. To put it bluntly, this thing is like a big pot lid.
Yes, you can fasten it to your room and pull the cord, and you can watch programs from several countries very elegantly.
To say that capitalist countries are really evil, when Lao Yi and I were watching a Russian station, we found that the blonde girl on the TV was shirtless. This was really too much. Lao Yi and I were very angry.
You must know that even the gentlemen on domestic TV stations are almost naked even if they are shirtless. I didn’t expect foreign TV stations to be so mean. They rely on showing off their bodies to increase ratings. It really makes us passionate young people feel uncomfortable.
shame.
Seeing this very pornographic and violent scene being played on TV, Lao Yi and I looked at each other and prepared to use our naked eyes to record the record of this barbarian country poisoning young people. Lao Yi was even more serious than me.
He was afraid that he had let go of any evidence of the crime, so he moved a small stool to sit next to the TV. I saw that Lao Yi's eyes were blurred and his expression was ecstasy. It was obvious that he had entered the highest state. I couldn't help but smile bitterly again.
It’s his uncle’s fault. Don’t be so exaggerated. You’ve never seen pornographic films!
Fortunately, this was in Uncle Wen's and my room. If anyone saw it, it would be over. Just as we were watching the pole dance on TV, the door to the room was suddenly pushed open, which made me tremble.
, Lao Yi was even more exaggerated. He was so startled that he stood up and hugged the TV, so that no one would find the embarrassing scene of two young men hiding in the room watching a striptease.
I turned around and saw, luckily, he wasn't from the Zhen family. It was Uncle Wen. This old guy came in expressionlessly. When I saw Lao Yi holding the TV as if he was stupid, he sighed and said to me: "Little
Fei, I'm going out for a while and I'll be back in a while. Do you know that you stay here and don't cause trouble to the Zhen family?"
I looked at this old bastard and wondered where he was going so late. You know there is a mountain behind him. Did he want to go up the mountain at night? Why would he go up the mountain? With his old arms and legs, he was not afraid of being caught.
Did the wolf take it?
But I couldn't say it out loud, so I had to nod to him and say: "I understand, Uncle Wen."
The old guy walked out of the room without staying any longer and closed the door. After Uncle Wen went out, Lao Yi turned on the TV and said to me, "Oh my god, you scared me to death."
I said with a wry smile: "Hurry up and change the channel. How embarrassing would it be if someone comes in again?"
Lao Yi calmed down and said to me: "Speaking of Lao Cui, why are you so unsteady in your position? You must know that this is a great opportunity to fully understand the mysterious universe of the female body. Putting this aside for the time being, just
Let’s talk about domestic TV, why not many people watch it? That’s because they don’t know how to make bold innovations. This is a good opportunity to absorb Western culture!”
I said to him a little impatiently: "Why do you say so much nonsense when you watch a striptease?"
Lao Yi shook his head and said to me: "Old Cui, you are still too young and don't know the loneliness of our generation. You must know that even a striptease can be filmed with great meaning and touching feelings."
After saying this, Lao Yi showed his misty eyes again and continued to search for the meaning. I was really convinced by this scientist. It really reflected the saying that scientists are crazier than anyone else when they play hooligans.
But I couldn't continue with the same meaning as Lao Yi, because I was afraid that my bladder would explode if I continued to watch it, so I ignored Lao Yi who was sitting in front of the TV like a turtle fairy, and lay down on the bed, feeling angry.
The old diver I discovered today and the five shortcomings and three shortcomings in me.
The blood of the zombies has not been obtained, the Hundred Human Resentment has not been found, not to mention the Huang Chao Sword, there is not even a shadow. How long will it take for me to get rid of this disgusting fate?
Just when I was worried, the door was pushed open again, but this time I didn't realize anything, but Lao Yi hugged the TV again like a conditioned reflex.
The person who came in this time was indeed Uncle Lin. When he saw Lao Yi, he hugged the TV as if he was possessed by an evil spirit. He immediately became angry and cursed at Lao Yi: "What are you doing? Are you having a convulsion?"
Lao Yi turned his head and smiled awkwardly, and said to Uncle Lin: "Nothing, I just put the money under the TV, and now I am trying to move it away."
Seeing Lao Yi's stupid look, Uncle Lin couldn't help but shook his head and said to Lao Yi, "I'm going out for a while, don't cause trouble, you know?"
Oops? I looked at Uncle Lin, why are these old guys going out so late at night? There is definitely something weird in this, but I don’t know what the specific weirdness is. I didn’t expect the two old guys to go up the mountain one after the other.
Let's go, what can they do?
a: Go to admire the moon and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the motherland.
b: We went on a date. Actually, the two old sluts had an affair.
c: To treat hemorrhoids, it is said that sunbathing hemorrhoids with moonlight is very effective.
No, no, no, I shook my head, what was I thinking? None of these three answers were reliable, which made me more and more confused, so I simply stopped thinking about it. As soon as Lao Yi heard that his boss was leaving, he
Without thinking too much, he nodded vigorously. Uncle Lin's expression at this time was actually the same as Uncle Wen's. He looked at me and walked out without saying anything.
The door was closed again, and Lao Yi let go of the TV and let out a deep breath. It was scary enough. He said to me: "This is all about tempering your character. Why do I feel like an underground party member?"
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I smiled bitterly in my heart and said, "Who knew you? Just change the channel quickly. It would be really bad if someone comes in again."
Lao Yi nodded, obviously he couldn't stand the fright anymore. So he changed the channel honestly. Fortunately, there were so many programs, so we didn't have to worry about finding good programs, so we both watched cartoons attentively.
About ten minutes later, the door was pushed open again. Lao Yi's stupidity happened a lot today. As soon as he heard the door, he reflexively rushed to the TV again. I quickly grabbed him.
Let him be stupid and watch a cartoon. What are you afraid of?
The person who came in this time was Aunt Zhen. She was smiling and carrying a small pot of fried hazelnuts with sugar. She pushed the door open and entered the house. When she saw us, she said to us: "Xiao Cui Xiao Yi, there is nothing interesting in the mountains."
.These are some hazelnuts left over from last year’s Chinese New Year. Come and try them.”
Looking at Aunt Zhen's smile, we both felt warm. We didn't know why, but Aunt Zhen looked particularly comfortable, with the smell of a mature woman, and her hearty smile, even though we didn't have it at all.
We have known each other for a few days, but every time Lao Yi and I see her, she is particularly kind. She is beautiful and considerate. In the humidity in the mountains, she knows that Lao Yi and I don't care about the damp quilt when sleeping, so every morning
I had to take out the quilt to dry it, which made Lao Yi and I particularly touched.
I seem to feel a long-lost aura from her body. It's true, it's like my mother. You know, my mother lost contact with me after I graduated from high school. Maybe she was afraid that I would hate her, so why would she abandon us?
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After I went to college, I often faced either pure men or pure ghosts. This kind of memory of my mother was gradually forgotten. Until I came here the day before yesterday and saw Aunt Zhen, I suddenly had an illusion in my heart. If
If my mother was still with me, she would probably be like this.
Speaking of which, I still don't know Lao Yi's parents, but I believe he feels the same as me, so we both stood up in a hurry and said hello to Aunt Zhen.
Aunt Zhen smiled at us, handed us the small basin of hazelnuts, and then sat next to us, greeting us very cordially.
The two of us who have a lot of shortcomings in life are lonely. Usually no one cares about us and no one cares about us. We are the type of grandma who doesn't care about me and my uncle doesn't love me. Today, someone suddenly cared about me, and my heart felt warm.
After Aunt Zhen chatted with us for a while, she asked us: "Why didn't we see Brother Wen and Brother Sheng at night?"
It seemed that she still didn’t know about the two old masters Uncle Wen and Uncle Lin going up the mountain, so I told her: “Our masters both said we should go out, so they probably went up the mountain.”
When Aunt Zhen heard what I said, she slowly put away her smile, then sighed and said, "It seems they still can't forget what happened in the past."
What happened in the past? What happened in the past? Although I don't know, I can vaguely guess that it may be related to the reason for the feud between the two old magicians.
I was suddenly very curious, so I asked Aunt Zhen: "Aunt Zhen, can you tell us something about our master when he was young?"
Aunt Zhen smiled bitterly, and then said to us: "Why, didn't your master tell you?"
Of course, I thought to myself, that old bastard was either lying to people or fighting against landlords every day, how could he have time to tell us, so Lao Yi and I both shook our heads.
Aunt Zhen smiled bitterly, and then said to us: "These are all old accounts. If the two brothers don't talk about it, maybe they don't want to recall it. They have suffered so much over the years. Our Zhen family has always been ashamed of them.
I think I will still trouble them today."
I'm confused about why older people are so oblique when talking. Aunt Zhen said so much, but she didn't say anything useful. The two old magic sticks she talked about seemed to be some kind of living Bodhisattvas. What's the matter?
So I asked her: "Aunt Zhen, what's going on? Please tell me and me. What on earth did the two old... old gentlemen do up the mountain?"
Aunt Zhen looked out the window at the gradually darkening sky. After thinking for a while, she said to the two of us: "They went to see my sister."
Your sister? Lao Yi and I are wondering again, aren't you the only girl in this family with the surname Zhen? Why is there another sister? And the two old magicians have gone up the mountain. Does it mean that your sister lives on the mountain?
After Aunt Zhen said these words, she began to look out the window again, as if she was lost in thought. The older people get, the more they like to recall the past. This is true, but Lao Yi and I still
We were just waiting here for her to continue talking. Seeing that she had no words, we both became a little anxious. This was the critical moment, so we stopped. You know, what I can't stand the most when listening to stories is making fun of others.
The appetite is gone!
But when I was about to ask her, suddenly there was a muffled thunder in the sky outside the window, and at the same time, the TV signal began to get bad. I looked out the window and could no longer see the sunset, but the strange thing was that the afterglow was still there, in the sky.
A large dark cloud came, as if the wind was blowing, and I could clearly see the branches in the distance beginning to sway.
The weather in the mountains changes so quickly. Unexpectedly, as I guessed at noon, it seemed that it was going to rain soon. Lao Yi said: "It's such a big thunder."
After saying that, we both got up and turned off the TV, because we were afraid that thunder would damage the TV, and we got up and closed the window. I looked at the sky outside the window, because my family used to have land, but during the Cultural Revolution, I was afraid of being beaten by those who were afraid of the world being in disarray.
The rebellious Red Guards claimed that they were landlords, so they took the initiative to confiscate the property. In the past, my grandfather Cui Ming had a good relationship with Mr. Liu of Nianzishan. Mr. Liu once taught my grandfather a few tricks to predict the weather by watching the clouds. My grandfather was in
When working in the fields, I followed that formula to look at the sky, and I guessed it correctly.
The formula is divided into four sentences. It was deliberately simplified by Mr. Liu. It is easy to understand. The formula is: "The clouds are heading east, and a gust of wind is blowing. The clouds are heading south, and the water is rippled. The clouds are heading west, and the water is flooding the chickens. The clouds are heading west, and the water is flooding the chickens. The clouds are heading west, and the water is flooding the chickens.
To the north, there will be a flood."
Although this formula is a bit childish, since it comes from Mr. Liu, there are some tips in it. For those dark clouds that move at extremely fast speeds, the accuracy of this prediction will still be over 40%.
I looked at the large dark clouds outside the window that were moving rapidly to the west. It was probably going to rain heavily. Although I didn't know whether it would drown the chickens, the only thing I was sure of was that the two magicians would definitely turn into drowned chickens.
Aunt Zhen became anxious when she saw the weather outside. She insisted on going up the mountain to deliver umbrellas to the two old guys. Lao Yi and I hurriedly stopped her. How could Aunt Zhen be allowed to go? We both had to go.
ah.
Aunt Zhen smiled and touched our heads and said to us: "Good boy, you two don't know the road and don't know where they are. It's time to get lost. Just stay here and wait until Auntie comes back."
Fry some hazelnuts for you."
After that, she took out her raincoat and umbrella and went downstairs. Lao Yi and I looked out the window. Aunt Zhen's figure in the red raincoat disappeared into the woods. The dark clouds in the distance had begun to gather. It seemed that the rain was about to begin.
It's about to go down, I hope Aunt Zhen can meet these two damn old bastards soon and come back safely.
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