Kiss? The advertisement slogan that was popular on the streets in 2002 appeared in my mind again. Do you want to know the taste of kiss? I remember thinking about it when I kissed Dong Shanshan in college. I have to say that China’s
Advertising has a huge impact on us.
But at this time, Lao Yi suddenly said this sentence, which made me really confused. I thought that the old diver shouldn't be some romantic corpse, how could he fix it with just a kiss?
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I suddenly thought, had Lao Yi been frightened out of his wits, or had the bread he just eaten expired, so he misplaced his head and was talking nonsense?
When Lao Yi saw me looking at him like this, he smiled bitterly, and then said to me: "Do you think I'm lying? I'm not joking with you. I'm telling the truth."
After he finished speaking, he roughly told me the secret of kissing. It turns out that this is indeed the oldest method of killing zombies in our country since ancient times, because zombies are very special things and can probably be hunted down.
When the ancients first began to practice burials, people lived and died as corpses. Those who were dead but not stiff were zombies. As mentioned before, the difference between zombies and dead corpses was simply an extra breath. This breath was quite important. In the beginning, zombies caused harm to people.
People, people had no choice but to let it cause harm, but later some people with great wisdom began to slowly understand zombies, so they invented a way to eliminate zombies.
The centipede is dead but not stiff. Even if you catch the zombie, you can't hack it to death because it is already dead. So I don't know which brother came up with a harmful trick to use those death row prisoners or slaves.
Mouth to mouth, they sucked in the bad breath from the zombie's belly.
As long as the bad breath is sucked out, the zombies will naturally die. In ancient times, this method was called "Yunxing", which is indeed a kind of criminal law. They are just unofficial historical records. With the development of science and technology today, it has become
There is no way to verify it.
This idea is sinister enough. You know how much courage it takes to kiss a zombie, and you also have to kiss with tongue? I finally understood why Lao Yi didn't tell me before, because this trick is really out of tune. First of all
Not to mention that it is too fast, we have no way to get close to it, even if it is close. But with the dignity of the old diver, how can we two go down and eat it? Looking at its mouth with a big hole, I
My heart is trembling, that mouth can reach into my fist and let me kiss it. It would be more satisfying to just cut my neck with a knife.
Thinking of this, I smiled bitterly and thought, forget it, this is really disgusting. Instead of kissing it, I might as well do it openly and openly!
Seeing the Eight-Yao Sha opening his big mouth and making a hissing sound, he kept trying to rush out of the formation. Every time he was bounced back by the tongue-curling lantern formation, the distance was different, and the distance he bounced was getting closer and closer.
It proved that my formation could not last much longer. Lao Yi and I came to the front of the formation. The old guy was only ten steps away from us.
The stress from last night began to wash over me again. I felt like I was watching Siberian tigers through a cage in the zoo, but that may not be appropriate, because the tigers nowadays are all so sick that they have Parkinson’s disease.
In general, where can I find the eight-year-old demon in front of me who is always strong and strong?
Lao Yi looked at me and nodded, meaning it was okay. I swallowed and quickly pulled away my hand. The formation was immediately released, and the old diver rushed towards us as if he had been on stimulants.
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But this was completely what we both expected. We saw veins popping up all over Lao Yi's body, and a bloody gossip appeared on his chest. He shouted and rushed forward!
There was a fight between one person and one corpse. It turns out that there is no Yang Guo in this world, because after the old guy lost an arm, his strength was indeed greatly reduced and his speed slowed down. Lao Yi was actually able to fight with it.
It's a tie. The gap between this and yesterday is really big. I saw it in my eyes and thought to myself, it seems there is a way.
I held the copper coin sword tightly, and my hands were sweating. Since I couldn't get my hands on the copper coin sword, I could only feel anxious. I could only watch Lao Yi and the old guy fight freely.
Due to the three escapes, Lao Yi's brain was very bright now. He specifically targeted the blind spot where the old guy had broken his arm, but the old guy was still scratching and scratching, and he didn't feel tired at all.
I saw the old guy grabbing Lao Yi with his right hand. Lao Yi had quick eyesight and quick hands. He immediately squatted down, then put his right hand on the ground and swept away the right foot with his right foot like the Eight-Yao Sha. If he were an ordinary person, this
I'm afraid the legs will be useless, but the old guy is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Although it was swept to the ground, it immediately tried to struggle and jump up.
But could I give it a chance? Seeing that I was finally able to intervene, when it fell to the ground, I rushed forward almost as a reflex, rounded up the copper coin sword, and flicked it at its head.
"Bang!!" The sword was indeed drawn hard enough, but in my impulsiveness I forgot that the copper coin sword was not a real sword, it was just a string of copper coins strung together. Since most of the guys I dealt with before had no body, it was more difficult to compare.
It's durable, and the old guy in front of you is really hard. Think about it, even a steamed bun can break a lock if left for a day or two, let alone this old diver who has been left there for many years?
With a crash, the thread of the copper coin sword was broken and scattered all over the floor. However, there was indeed a reaction after this. The old guy actually started to tremble. Sure enough, even an old Zongzi couldn't stop it.
The power of copper coins has been a law since ancient times.
Money is so powerful.
But what I didn't expect was that just when I was stunned, the old guy suddenly grabbed my arm and pulled me down.
Oh my god! My heart went cold at that time. It’s true. I didn’t expect that in an instant, the change would be so fast. I fell on it, forming an extremely ambiguous posture, but I knew this ambiguity.
But it was fatal. I smelled the smell of rotten fish in my nose, which almost choked my tears. It was like I fell on a piece of ice, and a chill of evil energy penetrated my thin skin.
The thin T-shirt was passed around, which made my hair almost stand up.
Oops!!! The excruciating pain came from my arm. I didn’t expect that it even had an arm. I threw myself on him, and its big mouth came to my neck.
Look at its mouth. It can almost run a train. If you take one bite, my neck will definitely be broken. All this happened so fast that I didn’t even react. It’s just that it’s in front now. As the saying goes, dogs
If you are in a hurry, you can climb a tree. If you are in a hurry, you will run away. Although I have no chance to run away now, I cannot sit still and wait for death.
Opportunities are earned by everyone. I couldn't just throw away my flesh and blood, so I couldn't care less, so I hugged the old guy and pressed my right cheek against his left.
face. Then I used my shoulders to tightly block its chin so that it couldn't bite me.
I felt like I was hugging stinky tofu that had been sitting together for more than 20 days. The strong corpse smell almost made me vomit blood, but there was nothing I could do. I had to do this in order to survive.
The smell of corpses was so bad that my head almost exploded, and the old guy kept struggling, as if it didn't understand why I was eating its tofu like this. God proved it. The old guy was hissing in my ears.
The voice sounds like it's urging someone to die. Why do I want to eat tofu? I don't even want this piece of stinky tofu for free!
Lao Yi was stunned beside him. Seeing me hugging the old guy tightly, he thought I was going to forcefully kiss this old bastard. Lao Yi saw this and said excitedly: "Old Cui, you
You are really my idol, kiss me quickly!! Don’t forget to suck hard!!”
When I heard what Lao Yi said, I was so angry that I almost had a heart attack. This old man, Lao Yi, I really doubted whether he was seriously ill again. Why was he still talking nonsense when he was in hiding?
So I yelled at him: "Yi Xinxing, you uncle! How long have you been making sarcastic remarks? My hand is about to be cut off by it. Come and save me quickly!!"
Lao Yi saw that my arm was bleeding from being pinched by the old guy, so he didn't dare to joke any more. Instead, he ran up and grabbed the old guy's hand, trying to break it open, but yesterday
As I said before, this old guy is a bastard and won't let go of anything he grabs. Being pulled by Lao Yi in his superhuman state made me sweat in pain, but the old guy didn't let go, and instead struggled even more intensely.
It seemed like he was going to knock me to the ground.
Seeing the old guy struggling harder and harder, as if he had taken drugs, my heart became colder and colder. What should I do? You must know that Lao Yi's two minutes as a little superman are almost over, and we will definitely throw ourselves at him by then.
On the street, I looked at Lao Yi, who was sweating profusely and desperately trying to break the old guy's paws, and suddenly I came up with a way out of a hurry!
The feeling in my arms has gradually disappeared. I know that this is the precursor of the evil spirit entering my body. If I don't think of any way, the evil spirit will attack my heart. I will go to get the ticket very elegantly, so I can't care much about it. I am busy with the old man.
Yi shouted: "Old Yi!! Hurry up!! Kiss it!! I can only rely on you now!!"
God proves that I am indeed not trying to trick Lao Yi, but in this situation, this is the only way to turn defeat into victory. You must know that although I am passive now, I can still contain the old diver. All I have to do is wait for Lao Yi.
Just say it, there is no shop like this after passing this village.
After hearing what I said, Lao Yi quickly said to me: "I don't want it! If you want to kiss it, you might as well let me die! His uncle can kill people with no more than a nod, so don't do it like this!"
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I used my body to suppress the old diver who wanted to turn over, and said to Lao Yi: "Old Yi, I beg you, hurry up, otherwise we will both end up here, and we can't even die if we can."
Die here, hurry up...ah!!!!!!"
The reason I yelled out was because I started to feel pain again. Although I didn't know what happened to my hand, and I had never broken a bone, I thought to myself that maybe a broken bone would just hurt like this.
Lao Yi was really reluctant, but when he saw me screaming so miserably, and maybe because my hands were still bleeding, he felt very uncomfortable, so he thought for a while and seemed to do something
It was like a huge ideological struggle, and then his eyes suddenly became fierce and he shouted: "Give it a go!!"
In fact, he didn't have much time to think about it. After all, it was less than a minute before the time for the three escapes was up, so he knelt beside the old diver's head, looked at the old diver's pretty face, and looked at
Looking at it, I shed tears.
I shouted: "Lao Yi, hurry up! Don't think too much! Just bite! Think about it, it can bite you, why can't you bite it?"
When Lao Yi heard what I said, he scolded: "Go away! Don't think too much. Can I not think too much? Why don't you try? I can bite it if it can bite me. I let the dog bite me."
Now, do I dare to bite the dog??"
Seeing that it was impossible, it was really too difficult for him, but I thought there was no other way except this, so I said to him: "Close your eyes! Imagine it in your mind."
Guo Furong!! Lu Xiucai! Kiss her quickly, otherwise it will be overwhelming!"
Lao Yi was ready to cry. He pointed his finger at me and cursed: "Get out! I don't love Guo Furong! If you talk more, I'll kill you!!"
When I heard what he said, I felt a little relieved, because he still had the leisure to joke, which proved that he was not scared. I saw Lao Yi kneeling beside the old diver's head, clasping his hands and kept saying: "This is not a diver."
This is not a diver, this is Lin Chiling, this is Lin Chiling."
Damn it, self-hypnosis, to be honest, if this was not a critical moment in my life, I would definitely not be able to help laughing. Now Lao Yi seems to be possessed by Lao Xing.
Lao Yi hypnotized himself for a while, then opened his eyes. Without any further hesitation, he suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed the old diver's upper and lower teeth, so that he could no longer bite when he breathed in bad breath. Because Lao Yi now
It was very strong, so the old diver couldn't move.
Lao Yi took a deep breath and looked at the old diver's face. Due to being beaten by the thundering golden bell array just now, the epidermis on his face has been detached and there is nothing left. The rotten flesh is stuck on his face, showing the appearance of
It turned a strange purple-black color, as if it had been scorched by fire, but as a diver, its skin is very moist, so there were a few drops of unknown liquid dripping from the rotten meat, making it a sticky mess.
It's similar to Li Xiao's face when she scared You Xi.
You must know that You Xi's grandson was immediately devastated when he was so frightened, and Lao Yi now knew it very well and had no choice but to give him a wet kiss in order to survive. It was really hard for him.
Lao Yi was heartbroken and shouted: "Zhiling! I'm coming!!"
Then they kissed her suddenly.
There is a Brokeback Mountain in everyone's heart, and poor old Yi finally climbed the mountain.
The old diver struggled violently when he was hit like this, but fortunately, Lao Yi and I pressed him down with all our strength, so he had no chance to get up.
About ten seconds later, I heard Lao Yi say "vomit!!!", and the old guy became completely quiet. I took a deep breath and felt that the old guy's nails seemed to have left me.
I immediately rolled off my arm and lay down on the smoky ground, gasping for air.
It turns out that you can really see so many stars on the mountain. Finally, I finally defeated this old guy.
The wind stopped, and Lao Yi, who was vomiting at the side, seemed to have run out, and fell next to me, breathing heavily. It was really hard for him, I thought to myself.
I said to Lao Yi: "Lao Yi, you are such a good man, a pure man!"
Lao Yi cried, and I turned to look at him, and I could clearly see tears coming from the corners of his eyes. He said to me: "This is his uncle's, my first kiss!!"
I'm speechless. Poor Lao Yi. I hope I won't leave any shadow on him in the future. But I seem to have thought too much about this, because today, a long time later, Lao Yi will tell us every time we drink.
Talking about his legendary experience of "traveling south and north, and even kissed a zombie".
The night was very quiet. Lao Yi and I just looked at the night sky quietly. Next to us was the Eight-Yao Sha who could no longer move. Our old diver finally officially fell into a permanent sleep this time.
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