Who did you give your first kiss to? Many years later, if Yi Xinxing hears this sentence, she will definitely think deeply, and then firmly answer: "Lin Chiling."
The legendary Sleeping Beauty was forcibly kissed by a gangster and woke up in disgust. Today, an old diver whose body was blown up was forcibly kissed by Lao Yi and fell into a permanent sleep.
The night has become quiet, and the birds and beasts around the smokey land seem to have felt that the danger has been eliminated, so they have returned to their comfortable nests. An owl flew to the treetop next to the haystack, watching with one eye open and one closed.
Looking at two people working not far from it.
It’s me and Lao Yi.
After about an hour, Lao Yi finally came to rest. The first thing he did when he got up was vomiting. It seemed that he had lost his appetite in the past two days. I stepped forward and patted his back. Poor old Yi
easy.
After he got used to it, he wiped his mouth and said with a wry smile: "Do you think it's easy for me? Alas, I feel more and more that this work between us is not done by humans."
Looking at Lao Yi's tormented look, I didn't know what to say, so I could only say to him: "Stop thinking nonsense, didn't you just say it? Just treat it like you are kissing Lin Chiling."
, By the way, Lao Yi, can you tell me how you feel?"
As soon as Lao Yi heard what I said, he thought about it thoughtfully, turned around with a 'vomit~~' and started to vomit again. As he vomited, he cursed: "Your uncle's Lao Cui! Don't use this pot."
Why don’t you mention the pot!”
I smiled bitterly. In fact, I was no better than him. I hugged the old diver so tightly just now. It made me smell so bad now. I couldn’t believe it. I really didn’t feel it at all at the time.
Scared. It’s unbelievable to think about it now. I took off my coat and threw it aside.
I lit a cigarette and took a puff. Not to mention, I was covered in stinky sweat. Now that I see the wind, I feel really comfortable. Thinking about it, it’s really not easy for Lao Yi and me. We are in our twenties.
A 20-year-old young man fought, hugged, and kissed zombies for his own future. Thinking of this, I even smiled bitterly. It would be strange if someone believed this if I told him about it.
Huh. In any case, my life was saved, and the Zhen family will no longer be in danger. I looked at the old diver lying next to us. His diving career was finally over. Ashes to dust to dust. I
Let's do one more good deed.
So I said to Lao Yi: "Anyway, we are here to help move someone's grave this time. Who knew so many things happened in the process. Let's bury the old diver safely, after all, let him die."
The wilderness is not an option either.”
Lao Yi looked at the person he was kissing for the first time. He resisted the feeling of vomiting, and then nodded helplessly to me. We both understood the consequences of peering into the way of heaven, and each thing we encountered was more unlucky than the last.
, let’s accumulate some virtue and earn some merit points.
In fact, when it comes to this, life is just a game. Each of us is role-playing. If your fate is not good, do more good deeds and accumulate more merit. When the merit points accumulate to a certain level, you may be reincarnated in the next life.
As for the home of the president of the country, wouldn't it be nice for the contemporary prince to lead a bunch of slaves on the streets and molest women when he has nothing to do all day long, and then naturally become a general or something like that when he grows up?
People, living is a monster. I originally thought that if I died, I would be done with it, but who knew that it would not stop even after death? This old diver did not provoke anyone, he just let his prodigal descendants get screwed.
, I have been diving for many years, and finally I was struck alive by lightning.
When it comes to misfortune in a family, punishment will harm the ancestors. This is the principle of mutual restraint among all things. If your dead ancestors can punish you, you can certainly punish your ancestors. This is also a wise saying. People still cannot do bad things. You must know
God's eyes are like lightning. If you do all the bad things, even if you build a golden coffin for your ancestors, it will be in vain. If you don't do some good things, I'm afraid the ghosts won't know. If you do some bad things, I'm afraid the ghosts won't know. You know, you are too
Let the ghost be in trouble.
Having seen too much retribution, I suddenly felt that there is no absolute thing in this world. In fact, the source of such things as ghosts is human beings. As the saying goes, the pure will self-purify. As long as the mentality is correct, evil will naturally not be able to get close to it, but there are some
People do bad things every day, so what's the use of having hundreds of Buddha statues at home?
It was too complicated. I couldn't imagine that I could come up with such complicated words. I finally understood that those so-called saints are also human beings. Thinking of this, I actually became a little complacent.
Lao Yi saw me looking shirtless and thoughtful, so he said to me: "Old Cui, what are you thinking about? Come over quickly and help pick up the smelly meat, you will smoke me to death!"
When I came back to my senses, I saw that Lao Yi had already started to spread our clothes on the ground, and then went to lift the old diver, so I went over to help. Anyway, we were fighting together just now, so now I don't mind the old diver.
The diver's body was full of stench, so he lifted the old diver with missing arms onto my large T-shirt, then tightened it, put a branch through it, and we were able to carry it to the cemetery.
It's just that we really can't keep his body intact. After all, people are selfish. Your body will be dead even if it is buried in the ground for two years. You might as well lend us two pieces.
Although what we want is zombie blood, where can this old diver get his blood now? We might as well just get two pieces of meat back.
So Lao Yi took out the carving knife from his backpack, then cut off a large piece of meat from the old diver's severed limb, wrapped it in a plastic bag and threw it into his backpack.
In fact, this time it was not that I gained nothing, at least I got a few things, including the nails of the stone toad, a few pieces of lightning-cleaved wood, and the flesh and blood of the zombie.
Lao Yi and I packed up our things, then lifted up the old diver and walked to the cemetery that Uncle Wen had chosen before. After all, it was the ancestral grave recognized by the Zhen family. Anyway, this old guy will no longer pretend to be dead no matter where he is buried.
, so let’s just bury it there. Although it’s not a geomantic treasure, when the Zhen family worships their ancestors in the future, they can’t be allowed to worship in empty graves. Comparing one’s feelings with one’s own. How tragic would that be?
Walking on the road, I feel very comfortable now, probably because of my rebirth after the disaster. Once again, I successfully solved an incident. After all, in fact, every time I solve this kind of incident, I feel very happy.
In the past, I probably watched too many movies and always regarded myself as an unsung hero, but it is different now. Because every time I solve an incident, I can more or less understand something. This may be just slowly.
Show your maturity. I am no longer a child.
I thought of Ye Hu again. Even Uncle Jiu couldn't explain to me what justice is. Maybe one day, when I can fully understand what justice is, I can truly let go.
In fact, what makes me happiest is getting the zombie blood, one of the seven treasures. Now that I have the Tai Sui Skin, the Female Ghost Tears, and now I have another zombie blood, including Shi Jueming’s Fire in the Furnace and
Jin Bao Yu, we have collected five pieces. I really didn’t expect it to be so fast. But I don’t know who stole the Hundreds of Resentments. And the Huang Chao Sword has not been found until now. I thought of this.
I felt a headache. His uncle, I suddenly felt that if the person who robbed hundreds of people was a person, it must be Mr. Yin and Yang. Maybe he was the same person who robbed Tai Sui of his skin. But what was his purpose? Could it be the same?
In order to eliminate one’s five shortcomings and three shortcomings?
If this is the case, it would be easy to handle. If we meet one day, we can talk about it. Wouldn't it be nice for us to work together to eliminate the five shortcomings and three shortcomings? But what I am afraid of is that people are different. You must know that in this world, people are harmed.
There are many people who are selfless, as evidenced by his attack on Ye Hu, he doesn't seem to be a kind person. I'm just afraid that if he shows up, there will be another gangster, and it will be lively. Since he can kill Ye Hu
If he is seriously injured, then Lao Yi and I may not be his opponents.
Alas, when I thought of this, I felt guilty, so I simply stopped thinking about it. Just take it one step at a time, and the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. And this will all happen in the future. Whether we can meet him or not is another matter. You must know the Northeast
The Fairy Immortal is not a vegetarian. Now, the three Northeast giants, Mr. Huang Santai, Mrs. Huang Santai and Mrs. Hei, are looking for him everywhere. If they find him, they will definitely crush him to ashes.
Moreover, my top priority now is not this matter. You must know that life always comes first. The lives of Lao Yi and I are still in the hands of that old bastard Xie Bian, but now that boy Shitou
I haven't figured out the whereabouts of the runaway female ghost yet. My top priority now should be this. Let's save my life. There will be bread. I'll get the bread first and think about whether there will be milk.
The road was not easy to walk at night, so it took Lao Yi and I a long time to arrive at the cemetery. Looking at the small grave, Lao Yi and I smiled bitterly. His uncle's old master really filled the grave.
Okay, we still have to dig.
Oh, dig it, people say that eating someone's mouth is short, and that person's hands are soft. Now that we have cut off four ounces of meat from the person, we still have to let it sleep peacefully in the soil.
So Lao Yi and I found a few wooden sticks and started digging the soil. Fortunately, since it was a new grave and it had rained in the past two days, the soil was very loose, so we didn't expend much effort and didn't arrive.
Within an hour, the two of us dug up the coffin with half of the coffin board missing. After emptying out the soil, Lao Yi and I respectfully invited the old diver in.
Lao Yi was kind-hearted and found some branches to block the gap in the coffin. Then he 'tied up' the old diver's appearance and kept mumbling something that seemed to be a funeral inscription.
"Straighten your legs and smooth your chest. This is the wind of treasures hidden in dragon's cave. With your head facing west and your feet facing east, your descendants will be more prosperous and live longer than pine trees. Live longer than pine trees and you will be rich and noble. If you are rich and noble, don't forget the love of your ancestors. Please listen carefully to your ancestors and cultivate yourself to a golden body.
mid-year."
I looked at Lao Yi, and I didn't expect that he had such a skill, but this funeral inscription should also be a scene, just like the earth scroll written by Uncle Lin. Do you want to know what the dragon vein is here? Look at what is written in those online novels,
It seems that dragon veins are everywhere in China, but this is not the case. In fact, these dragon veins do exist in China. According to Feng Shui, dragon veins gave birth to the entire Chinese civilization. There are fourteen dragon veins in China, so the ancient emperors were called 'Nine Five'.
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As mentioned before, there is an immortal vein in the Northeast. This immortal vein is almost like a dragon vein. It starts from Dalian, travels throughout the Northeast, and finally converges in Harbin. It is in the shape of a crouching dragon. The nature of a crouching dragon is fire, so the character and temper of Northeastern people are also affected.
Influenced, bold and violent.
This sounds quite mysterious, but it is true, because there are many things in this society that cannot be found in books. As the saying goes, "Even if there are three thousand avenues, there are countless people who can achieve it." I believe that maybe this is the way of heaven. Maybe
This society no longer needs this kind of thing. In a few decades, or hundreds of years, these orthodox Feng Shui things left by our ancestors will completely disappear into history, and what remains,
Often the only ones left are the liars.
This is how society is. How many people with real abilities are all asking for food, but those liars who deceive gods and ghosts with just one mouth are happy and free. This may not be accidental, but inevitable. As society develops, progress must be made.
If there is any setback, there will be resentment. If there is resentment, there will be silly Yin-Yang Mr. Yin-Yang like us.
I just don’t know how long we Mr. Yin and Yang can last. We can no longer keep up with the trend of society. Maybe in a few years, this ancient profession will be along with other things and can only appear in folk histories and those
It’s a story passed down by word of mouth.
Lao Yi and I buried the grave again, burned three sticks of incense in front of the grave, kowtowed a few times, stood up, and both of us let out a sigh of relief. His uncle's life was finally over. It was like...
A nightmare.
Without further delay, we both got up and walked down the mountain. You must know that it is easier to go up the mountain than to go down. Since we don’t have a car, we have to walk to the nearest village by ourselves. Don’t even think about sleeping tonight. Let’s hurry up.
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I lit two cigarettes and gave one to Lao Yi. We turned around and looked down the mountain. After walking for a while, I seemed to hear something. I asked Lao Yi if he heard anything. Lao Yi shook his head.
Shaking my head, I subconsciously turned back and looked in the direction of the cemetery.
I saw two more silver-white things suddenly appearing around the cemetery that was far away from us. They shone with silver light in the moonlight. I hurriedly rubbed my eyes and took another look.
But I didn't see anything. There was only a solitary grave outside the woods. The incense in front of the grave was still smoking. Maybe it was my imagination. I turned my head and shrugged. When I looked up, I saw only the moon in the sky.
It seems to be surprisingly bright tonight.
The soft moonlight shines on the grave, creating a strange yet peaceful scene.
Lao Yi and I didn't stop and continued walking down the mountain. We didn't know what kind of events we would face next time after returning to Harbin.
(The Yin Corpse chapter is over, and the next chapter returns to Harbin~.) (To be continued,)