In the bathroom, the water flowed loudly. Bai Yang stood under the shower head with his head raised, and the cold water washed over his body, but he still felt hot all over.
The nosebleeds flowed out in strands, diluted by the water, flowing underground along the body and into the sewers. The nosebleeds could not be stopped. Bai Yang felt that if he continued like this, he was afraid that he would die from the nosebleeds.
Not to mention, the little white poplar below has already stood at attention. Oh my god, how can I live like this...
Only then did Bai Yang remember that tigers are full of treasures. Some people use tiger bones to make soup and cook medicines. That is calculated in grams. Good guy, just drink a big bowl of tiger meat soup and tiger meat yourself as a healthy supplement.
Young people, full of blood, have overpaid.
"Tiger meat, tiger meat, am I not lucky enough to enjoy it? That's it for eating tiger meat soup. If I drink tiger penis wine, I won't just explode and die..."
Outside, the door of the living room was opened from the outside, and a middle-aged woman wearing gray professional clothes walked in. Although there were crow's feet in the corners of her eyes after years of experience, it was vaguely visible that she was a great beauty when she was young.
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The short hair of 37 cents looks capable but not rigid. After putting on a pair of house slippers at the door, he shouted into the room: "Is the brat at home?"
No one answered, and Zhen Guoping didn't take it seriously. When she came to the living room, she looked at the bowl on the coffee table and let out a sigh. It seemed a bit unscientific for the brat to survive without eating instant noodles.
She knew her son's virtues and would not bother her if it was more convenient for him. He actually made his own food. She even wanted to go to the window to see if the sun was coming out of the west.
The door was opened again, and a handsome middle-aged man walked in. While changing his shoes at the door, he said, "Why are you back so late today? You usually have the food ready by now."
"Today, two boys in school fought over a girl, and I gave them a severe lesson. Whatever Lao Bai wants to eat, I will do it now."
"Just do whatever you want, you've been tired enough for the day."
The couple has been together for decades, and their daily interactions have been integrated into their bones. There is no need to express anything deliberately, everything they say and do is extremely natural.
Zhen Guoping nodded, but she approached Bai Jianjun mysteriously and said, "Hey, Lao Bai, is something wrong with our son today? He actually went to the kitchen to cook something for himself."
"Is there such a thing?" Bai Jianjun was surprised.
"Old guy, you can't smell the smell in the room."
So the two elders glanced in the direction of the bathroom, sneaking to the kitchen to check the scene. In the kitchen, Bai Yang threw everything about the characteristics of the tiger "next door". Naturally, they couldn't see anything. Tiger meat
Not many people have eaten it, and only those who can recognize it are ghosts.
"What kind of meat is this?" Lao Bai looked at the milky white tiger meat in the pot and asked,
"It's not pork, it's not beef, it's not mutton, I don't know." After observing, Zhen Guoping spread her hands and said.
“Taste my son’s craftsmanship”
Lao Bai doesn't care what kind of meat you are. It's rare for his son to have the filial piety to cook something for him. He has to taste it no matter what. As long as it's not too unpalatable, he can praise his son vigorously later.
Picking up the spoon and taking a sip of the soup, Lao Bai, a foodie, his eyes lit up and said: "Although I don't know what kind of meat this is, it must be good. It's just that my son's cooking skills are so bad that it was ruined."
"Let me try..."
The two old men were muttering in the kitchen and debating the tiger meat soup made by Bai Yang, mainly to guess what kind of meat it was. You took one bite and I took one bite and they quickly finished half the pot of tiger soup with no results.
Bai Yang, who finally stopped his nosebleed and came out of the bathroom, stood at the door of the kitchen and saw this scene. He was dumbfounded and sighed in his heart, thinking that it is necessary for me to go out and find a place to spend the night.
When my parents were as young as wolves and tigers, they ate a big pot of nourishing tiger meat soup. God knows what would happen...
"By the way, brat, what kind of meat is this?" Zhen Guoping asked, pointing to the clean pot.
"What about that? A classmate of mine delivered me fresh wild boar meat eight hundred miles from the countryside. There is still some in the refrigerator." Bai Yang opened his eyes and talked nonsense without trembling.
"No wonder, let me just say, why can't you tell what kind of meat it is? This is the taste of real wild boar meat in the countryside." Lao Bai nodded and said knowingly.
That night, Bai Yang wore headphones, listened to music, and looked up information about survival in the wild until midnight...
When checking the information, Bai Yang was really sweating all over his body and was terrified. What he did 'over there' during the day was simply seeking death. He had no sense of safety in the wild, especially when he was pricked or bitten by a mosquito.
It was definitely not poisoned, otherwise I don’t know how he died.
It was also because of this that he did not rush there at night and decided to prepare the necessary equipment the next day before going there to explore.
Perhaps because there was a world waiting for him to explore, Bai Yang got up early the next day and walked out of the bedroom in high spirits. He saw his rosy-faced mother serving breakfast to the table, while his father was rubbing his waist and eyes.
Drink tea...
"Morning, mom and dad..."
Bai Yang said hello and went to the bathroom.
Zhen Guoping and Bai Jianjun looked at each other, a little embarrassed, feeling that it was them who caused their son not to sleep well...
While eating, Bai Yang ate his fill in three or two mouthfuls. He looked at Bai Jianjun with a shy face and said, "Dad, I want to discuss something with you."
"No money again?" Bai Jianjun asked as if he understood. Maybe it was because he returned to his youth last night and was particularly easy to talk to.
Bai Yang was speechless. Did he ask for money as soon as I opened my mouth? He said, "How much can you give..."?
With an expression like "I know what you're going to do when you stick your butt out," and with a look of disdain on Bai Yang, Bai Jianjun picked up his phone and pressed it a few times.
With a ding-dong sound, Bai Yang picked up his mobile phone and credited 10,000 yuan into his account.
"Dad, you are so kind, let me lend you your car to drive for a day."
"Don't go too far, you brat."
"Just one day, something happened."
Zhen Guoping put down her chopsticks and asked Bai Yang mysteriously: "Are you going to pick up girls? Then you have to clean Lao Bai's old car. I was also thinking that you are not young anymore. You are a female teacher in the school or the so-called school beauty.
I'm looking for one for you, it turns out, son, you already have a goal."
There is no one like Bai Yang who has encountered such parents. They are not like this outside. Why are they so unreliable at home?
In the end, Bai Yang got the car. When Lao Bai went out, he mysteriously whispered to Bai Yang: "You can find a way to get me more of that kind of meat. The benefits will be yours."
Well, Bai Yang now knows why his father is so talkative today.
No wonder, after drinking tiger meat soup yesterday, I felt a hundred times more energetic even after only two or three hours of sleep. My parents were in an auxiliary state even at that age...
After getting dressed, he went out with the keys, drove Lao Bai's little Mercedes-Benz, turned on the navigation and drove directly to a military store that he found last night. Although he knew that almost all of the goods there were knock-offs and it was unlikely that genuine products would be found, Bai Yang didn't.
You have to choose. If you just go to the supermarket and buy two watermelon knives and run there, you will definitely be looking for death.
Surprisingly, the owner of the military store is a young man with a capable hunk, dark skin, and bulging muscles. Even if he were to say that he was not a retired soldier, he would not have believed that he had beaten Bai Yang to death.
"Brother, what do you want?"
The boss looked up at Bai Yang who came in and said, then continued to lower his head and wondered what he was messing with.
Based on his own thoughts, Bai Yang said what he wanted, "anti-thorn boots, anti-thorn clothing, anti-abrasion gloves, helmet, by the way, do you have an electric baton? Then I thought about it, oh yes, I also need a machete."
, do you have it here?”
After hearing Bai Yang's words, the young boss looked at Bai Yang and asked, "Brother, I'm just saying too much, what are you doing?"
"Expedition in the wild," Bai Yang answered matter-of-factly.
"As a layman, you are a layman at first glance."
"How to say"? Bai Yang raised his eyebrows.
The boss put down what he was doing, took down a box of Misch's from the shelf, threw it to Bai Yang and said, "It has everything you want, including things you didn't expect."
Bai Yang didn't speak and looked at each other. What did he mean?
The boss looked like he was defeated and pointed at the box and explained: "There is a set of professional wilderness survival equipment inside. In addition to the boots, clothes, gloves and helmet you want, there are also multi-functional flashlights that can be used as electric batons.
The functional engineer shovel and satellite GPS navigation system can meet your various requirements. Although they are not top-notch products, you look like an amateur at first glance. At most, you can go into the woods and wander around for a while, which is enough."
"Boss, you are so professional, how much does it cost?" Although he was despised and doubted, Bai Yang didn't care. I'm going to explore a whole new world. Will he tell you this?
“The whole set costs RMB 8,500, no bargaining, thank you for your patronage”
"Can I transfer money with authority?" Bai Yang took out his mobile phone.
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Seeing Bai Yang twisting the box and leaving, the boss shook his head and muttered: "You can tell it's a mountain cannon at a glance. Where can I buy something without even looking at it? I don't even know how to cut the price. If you don't want to cheat, who will you cheat?"
However, after Bai Yang left with the things, he sat in the car and muttered to himself: "Hey, once it's old, it's easy again. After this two times, my grandson still won't sell me the real good things."
I really think Bai Yang is a ****. Considering how dangerous it is over there, I just want to survive with these things. Otherwise, Bai Yang would never dare to explore that forest without having two guns on him. Some netizens said
As I said, the owner of that store can get good stuff...
Of course, the money is not wasted. After all, these things are still useful. No matter how much Sun Tzu deceives people, he will not cheat on the goods. At most, the price will be high.
At the next stop, Bai Yang went to the supermarket and bought a few bottles of toilet water. He was very aware of the mosquitoes there.
Finally, he drove towards his father's furniture factory, not to ask for money, but to go east and west. When it comes to opening roads in the jungle, what else is better than a bald-headed saw? Bai Yang vaguely remembers him.
Dad’s furniture factory specializes in making mid-to-high-end pure solid wood furniture...