Chapter 736 [My boss doesn't seem to be very smart] (6K)
He Xiaotian held up the small broken bowl in a daze. He looked at the World Honored One who turned into a small black dot in mid-air. The distance between him and him was getting further and further away. His arms could only freeze helplessly in the air.
What's the big deal, little brother?
Before I take action, you will die immediately.
"Plop!"
Before He Xiaotian could make any next move, a dark creature suddenly fell from the sky, looking a bit like a fat duck. It even had a faint smell of meat on it, making people couldn't help but twitch their index fingers.
After the opponent fell straight to the ground, it fell directly at his feet.
"Kyoto is famous for killing people for roast duck?"
The person surnamed He looked surprised. I haven't ordered the food yet. What's the point of bringing it here now?
Wait, something is wrong.
This shape and fatness, no matter how you look at it, it always feels very familiar.
"call----"
The "roast duck" at his feet suddenly opened his big mouth and spit out bursts of black smoke rings.
Damn it!
I can't tell you, but you are still a versatile roast duck.
"It struck a chord."
But the next thing, which was very similar to the famous roast duck, after spitting out the black smoke in his throat, he said something full of regret. Needless to say, it was quite contagious.
"Huh!"
Cuckoo bird, is that you?
He Xiaotian's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this. Isn't this the nine-headed bird that has disappeared for many days and doesn't know what it is doing? Even if the other person turns to ashes, this voice will not be forgotten by him.
"Ah? Why are you here?" The nine-headed bird suddenly jumped up from the floor when he saw a familiar figure. It looks very similar to the roast duck waiting for the guests to pick up the knife and fork and serve it, which is completely inconsistent with it. "
You are so cruel, Master Bird, I was found by you like this."
The man surnamed He was confused. What the hell did you find by me like this? Wait, this guy has some secrets, or he found something good.
I originally planned to take it all for myself, but then I was pushed back as if encountering some kind of restriction, and accurately "located" to the top of the Scavenger Headquarters Building?
It’s just that I haven’t come back to my senses yet, and I thought this was the location where it was excavated, so I said these ulterior words?
The more He Xiaotian thought about it, the more he thought it was possible. He smiled maliciously. Okay, I can't tell you that after following this demon king for a while, you cuckoo bird has learned to eat alone!
Since you are unkind, don't blame me for congratulating someone for being unjust.
"Lao Jiu, look at you. I'm not talking about you, but we are good friends after all. You are such a careless bird that you actually want to eat alone!"
He Xiaotian pointed at the bird's head and scolded it for a while. The nine-headed bird felt guilty and did not dare to say a word. At the same time, he cursed secretly, when he uses me, he is the old nine again? When he doesn't use me, is he the cuckoo bird again?
In addition, is it a good thing to be your best friend? Mu De, Billions of Stars, let me ask, how much does it cost to be your best friend named He? That boy Zeng Hong, you even told him that we were brothers, but how much energy did you lose to their family?
crystallization.
As long as we don't talk about money, I will suffer a little loss, Mr. Bird. At worst, I will accept you as my old friend. But even he thinks that sending a few is a waste of money.
he~~~tui!!
After cursing secretly in his heart, Nine-Headed Bird immediately apologized and admitted his mistake.
"I, I... I'm wrong. Isn't it okay? At worst, I can give you half."
Probably because he felt that after dividing half of He Xiaotian, he had some confidence in his heart. The volume of his speech involuntarily increased a bit.
"OK."
"What?"
He Xiaotian agreed easily and neatly without making any bargaining in the middle, which left Jiutouniao in shock for a while and could not recover for a long time.
This is not the big devil I know. Who are you pretending to be?
"Snapped!!"
"What are you thinking about?" He Xiaotian gave the nine-headed bird a tap on the back of his head, then pointed around and said. "Look carefully around you. Do you feel something particularly familiar?"
The Nine-Headed Bird, who had been hit, thought for a while but did not put up a fight, and could not beat him for the time being. Then he immediately followed what the other party said, tilted his neck and looked around.
Then...then it cried out loudly.
Brother Muscle looked at the bald duck sitting on the ground, constantly wiping his tears with his wings, and for some reason there was always a similar sadness surging in his heart.
I feel the same, I feel the same.
We are all victims of the devil.
The nine-headed bird felt regretful in his heart. Why didn't he take a closer look at what was being said around him? He should have sealed his beak with tape as soon as possible to avoid making mistakes in the future.
It's fine now. The thing that I could have eaten all by myself was suddenly chopped into half by the man named He.
After working hard for many days, the harvest season is almost here.
Result, result...
I regret it.
Forget it!
Lord Bird, I'd better keep crying.
It's so hard for me, it's so hard for me!
Compared to the noisy nine-headed bird, the World Honored One looked miserable.
He still had two brushes, and he was not smashed to pieces by the red pillar of fire in the first place. Of course, what's more, the earrings played an unimaginable defense!
Even though the wedding dress was worn by a man, it looked extremely out of place. But its toughness once shocked the man named Zeng at the power of the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors.
The power of the fire pillar bombarding his body was weakened by half. As a result, he did not disappear immediately, but rushed out of the central area with him. If the earrings on his ears had not exerted their effect again, I am afraid that I would have died.
It will be chopped into pieces by blood thunder.
As for Lord Tianzun, who was about to watch the show, his eyes turned red and he was pierced by a pillar of fire. The mirror that had always been standing in front of him was instantly shattered, without any symbolic resistance at all, and was as fragile as a piece of paper.
At the moment when Tianzun's spiritual body was about to disappear, he finally said what he had always wanted to say.
"Protruding(艹艹)!!"
"call out----"
The next moment, the entire spiritual body turned invisible, as if it had never appeared outside the center's territory. From then on, the present world, which was supposed to cause a bloody storm, returned to silence.
Just as the wind calmed down, a gust of demonic wind rose again. After the affairs of the old woman, the World Honored One, and the Heavenly Master were dealt with, He Xiaotian had not yet taken a breath. But he saw a huge flame reaching the sky and the earth from the direction of the red fire pillar.
The storm spread.
The hot breath came from the distance, making people feel hot all over their bodies, and they were all covered in sweat. The clothes of people who were closer to the place where the abnormality occurred were instantly wiped out.
A drama was staged, a collective immorality, a headline-grabbing drama. Countless white figures, regardless of whether you were an aborigine or an alien, all covered their faces and dispersed like birds and beasts.
As for why they don't cover their important parts, but instead hold their faces with both hands, this is a matter of judgment and wisdom.
"It's over." The nine-headed bird had just recovered a little bit of its mood, but it instantly fell to the bottom. The whole bird looked very depressed. It was like its own little treasury was suddenly exposed in front of everyone, not to mention how upset it was.
Lord Bird, I shouldn't have dug out that shovel in the first place. Otherwise, everything in it would be mine. I regret it, Blue Skinny Mushrooms.
well!!
Without waiting for He Xiaotian to say anything, he suddenly noticed a new message prompt popping up in the upper left corner of his sight. Well, Nai He Wan, a weakling who likes to do evil things to others, has been promoted again.
[Reincarnation Naihe Bowl of Questionable Age +1-60,0000,0000/60,0000,0000——...is strengthening...12%...42%...
...79%...84%...95%...being strengthened...]
[...99%...100%...Enhancement completed. Ding! Please check the weapon characteristics independently.]
He Xiaotian looked at the small broken bowl in his hand, and his mentality suddenly collapsed. After thinking about it for a long time, you are actually God's biological son.
Even the protagonist in the storybook may not be able to level up as quickly as you. Don't be surprised by He Xiaotian's name. Not many people in the billions of stars can match the age of this broken bowl.
Then he glanced at the attribute panel of Naihe Bowl. He felt that based on what he had seen in recent days, he estimated that any weird attributes could be hodlized.
But it was obvious that he was a little arrogant. After seeing the new attributes, Xiao Powan gave He a vicious lesson. He made him understand what it means to have something beyond the universe, and something even more bizarre than weird.
"!!!"
No, no...it's not...
If this attribute is used, he will definitely die ugly. Even if he is hiding in the central area, protected by the power left by the Emperor of Heaven, he will be torn into pieces by countless angry enemies.
The more He Xiaotian looked at it, the more he felt guilty. He looked at the small broken bowl that was quite happy. He felt that it should be sealed in the storage space. Because with his own temperament and level of suicide, I am afraid that he may not be able to bear the madness that is ready to move.
heart of.
"The dog system, isn't it pretty! You two are joining forces to push someone like me, He, into a dead end."
[Reincarnation Naihe Bowl of Questionable Age +3-0/120,0000,0000 (Eternal Solidity, Spiritual Fetus, Birth, Happy Growth,???...)]
Dog system, small broken bowl, my heart will never die!!
The man named He swears to God that he can use his toes to figure out what this so-called "Happy Growth" is for. "Yonggu" guarantees that the bowl will not break, and "Spiritual Fetus" specializes in disgusting people. "Induces birth"
It strikes the enemy both physically and mentally. [Happy Growth] is definitely a "shortcut" for a newborn baby to quickly transform into an adult.
It's just that the enemy who passively gives birth to a child doesn't know whether he will be happy or not. Anyway, he will definitely become a thorn in everyone's side and a thorn in the flesh. He belongs to the stars and everyone wants to beat him up. After all, this bowl is too evil.
Plus [Happy Growth]... Oh my god! Just thinking about it makes my scalp numb involuntarily. And how can billions of people in the stars still be happy?
Nai He Wan, a bad guy, doesn't care about this. He doesn't know whether others are happy or not. Anyway, as long as you are happy, that's true happiness.
"Boss, please help, we two are about to give birth." Luo Jie and Zhang Cheng's cries for help brought He Xiaotian back to reality.
"?!"
"Whoosh————"
With quick eyes and quick hands, He Xiaotian directly sent the Naihe Bowl into the storage space. This little broken bowl probably just got new attributes and planned to experiment with it.
However, that was his sincere wish to lick the dog. If he was born and used [Happy Growth], the scene would be so beautiful that he couldn't bear to watch it.
If Luo Feng, Luo Feng's father, looked at his son and suddenly brought back a grandson who was stronger than himself, he would probably be blinded.
"Lao Jiu, where did you go?" He Xiaotian 'sealed' the small broken bowl he was preparing to cause trouble with his backhand, and immediately turned to look at the nine-headed bird and asked.
After the words fell, the sad Nine-Headed Bird was not in a hurry to answer him. Instead, he took out his wings, pulled out a cigar from behind his butt, held it in his mouth, then skillfully used a lighter to light it, and took a deep breath.
After taking a sip, he exhaled a long stream of smoke and replied with a slightly melancholy tone.
"It's a long story, so I'll keep it short..."
"Snapped!!"
He Xiaotian gave it a hard slap on the back of its head. Why are you and I pretending to be so serious here?
"I discovered the relics of the five divine generals in the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors and planned to make some extra money. Who would have thought that I accidentally dug up a mine and blasted me back with one shot." The Nine-Headed Bird immediately corrected its attitude and stopped hiding.
Tucked away and explained.
The man named He's eyelids twitched when he heard this, you are a solitary cuckoo bird, you "killed" two big shots with one shovel. It was the World Honored One and the Heavenly One's bad luck, the nine-headed bird ruined their good deeds at the critical moment.
Especially the one named Zeng, who obviously sacrificed so much, but still failed in the end. Old Zeng, I really feel anxious for you.
The tragic figure, the World-Honored One, stared blankly at the surrounding starry sky. How far was he blown out by the cannon? Although he can still maintain the existence of this ray of spiritual body for the time being, he just needs to return to the central realm.
, continue to complete the unfinished revenge?
Don't go in with your front foot, only to be kicked out with your back foot. Besides, it's already a shame to marry once. If I get married a second time, I won't survive.
After thinking about it, the World-Honored One felt that it would be better to follow his heart. It was not that he was a coward, but that the native of the Great Demon King was too reckless. He had suffered too much, so he had to learn to think.
You can't pack yourself up and send it over again and again, and let people slap you in the face. You're not a masochist. You can hold on after eating!
So, the World Honored One took off his earrings, and his wedding dress disappeared in an instant. Fortunately, he regained his mobility after leaving the central area, otherwise it would not have become a tourist destination for cultivators in this starry sky.
After all, it is very attractive to take a picture with the "embarrassed" Lord. Especially when he is dressed so festively, completely restoring the wedding customs and costumes of the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors in the Central Domain.
The moment before the wisp of spiritual body dissipated, the World Honored One squinted his eyes and recalled the scene of being blasted out of the stars by a pillar of fire. That breath was so familiar, like the one who pushed across the starry sky - the Ancestral Court, the Five Directions Divine General!
!
In the present world, on the top floor of the Scavenger Headquarters Building in the Magic City, He Xiaotian watched the two unlucky brothers Roger and Zhang Cheng prepare to go to Luo Feng's laboratory to have an abortion and leave.
At the same time, I wish from the bottom of my heart that Lao Luo can hold on and not faint when he sees his son Lao Luo with a big belly and is about to give birth.
After looking away, the man named He asked.
"Lao Jiu, do you think the World Honored One and the Heavenly Honored One have noticed the remains of the five divine generals?"
In this regard, it seemed a little hesitant and did not dare to make a judgment. It had never fought with the World Honored One, the Heavenly Lord, etc., so naturally it could not draw conclusions easily.
"I must have noticed it!"
At this time, the muscle brothers feel that it is time to show off, otherwise they will have no sense of existence.
"?"
He Xiaotian was surprised and almost forgot that I had just collected two mounts.
"If the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors is involved, I don't know if World Honored Brother and I will be able to detect it, but Heavenly Lord will definitely know about it."
When the muscle brothers saw the disbelieving look in He's eyes, they immediately spoke. In order to increase their trust, they continued to explain.
"There was originally no Heavenly Lord among the stars, but after a hundred people divided up the supreme mural from the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors, the Heavenly Lord appeared. At the same time, the ranking of billions of stars also followed
Afterwards.”
"Supreme mural?" What the hell is this? After you explained why, I can't understand it more and more. He Xiaotian was confused and didn't understand that the mural in the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors has a hammer relationship with Tianzun.
.
Don't say it's him. He's just an old man. The Nine-Headed Bird, whose age is unknown, is completely confused. There is such a thing as a supreme mural in the Garden of Ten Thousand Ancestors. Why didn't I know about it, Mr. Bird?
"You don't know about the supreme mural?" Muscle Brothers looked very surprised. Are there such ignorant and ignorant creatures these days? With their honest and honest characters, everything in their hearts is reflected on their faces.
"explain."
"It is said that the supreme mural is the shadow of the emperor's imprint over the years when he was practicing his supreme supernatural power. It contains strong spiritual ideas. As long as you understand and understand one piece of it, you will be able to control the stars.
I don’t know if you know that after the collapse of the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors, there were many daring people who plundered the belongings of the Ancestral Court, and then they felt it was not safe to stay in the central area, so they ran away secretly."
"Originally, the Emperor of Heaven had a backup plan. In the past, a large number of star lords besieged a star, but they failed in the end. And those who escaped were unfortunately blocked by others.
The things they brought out were naturally divided up. So, tens of millions of years later, a hundred Heavenly Lords who stood at the pinnacle of billions of stars appeared.
Until now, they are still collecting the relics from the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors without stopping. A lot of news has been spread along the way, but it is unknown whether it is true or false.
Therefore, Tianzun knows the ancestral court better than anyone else, and it is impossible for him not to notice it. You must even be prepared, some truly genius monsters will come here soon.
I am afraid that the central area will become several times more chaotic than it is now. Suddenly, there will inevitably be another bloody storm. If it is the relic of the ancestral court that is too precious, I am afraid that it is not far away from the gathering of a hundred Heavenly Lords."
Although the Muscle Brothers may be stupid, they are a tough group in what they do, but they still know a lot of inside information.
After hearing this, He Xiaotian not only did not have any fear, but his eyes bloomed with two green lights that almost turned into reality. His whole body seemed like a weasel seeing a large group of roast chickens, with greedy eyes.
Muscle Bros: "???"
It doesn’t matter if you’re not afraid. Happy + excited mean several things. I look at you like you’re about to make a fortune.
"Gugu, it's done. I'm going to do it!" He Xiaotian was extremely happy. The ruins of his ancestral home were a treasure. He didn't care what was inside. Anyway, as long as he was in this world, everything was his.
It can also attract a large number of "rich people" to come here. At that moment, it's like seeing a piece of leek and hurriedly rushing to send money.
"Do you two brothers think that Tianzun will bring the supreme mural?" He Xiaotian suppressed the joy in his heart and asked the muscle brothers.
"What?"
The brawny brother and the honest brother were confused at this moment. What a shame, brother, according to your opinion, you are planning to rob a wave of Tianzun!
Why are there no ropes to tie you up? You, a native, really want to go up to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
This big guy seems a little not very smart.
Are we two brothers going to run away first?
Otherwise, Tianzun won't be able to kill us together, so we won't be able to have a baby by then.
Lord Tianzun, who returned to his lair on the other side, looked as gloomy as water. This time his attack failed, and he was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to commit suicide. As expected, you can't afford to offend a person with a bad temper, and he didn't hesitate to attack even himself.
But in the end, he still gained something. In that red pillar of fire, he felt a long-lost aura. There must be something in the ruins of the ancestral court that could help him reach a higher level.
The throbbing in my heart never calmed down.
At their level, sometimes it is a very correct choice to go based on your feelings. Whoever can get it first will eventually become the first of the hundred Heavenly Lords.
If you go to the next level, dominate the starry sky!!
"I'm afraid Zeng Shizun is also the one who knows the news. Should I kill him to prevent the news from leaking out?"
Since ancient times, those who eat alone can gain weight.
It's just that after some thought, Tianzun reluctantly chose to give up this very tempting idea. Because there are many people from various forces in the central area, killing a Zeng Shizun is useless.
"never mind."
The World Honored One, who returned to his lair shortly afterwards, did not know that he had walked around the gate of hell. He hurriedly summoned the family members, although the younger generations who arrived first, as well as his sons, looked at him strangely.
, but the World Honored One quickly explained the discovery in the central area.
Contrary to the complicated thoughts of the major forces, He Xiaotian quietly poured 200 billion spiritual energy crystals into the room where the ceiling was reinstalled, absorbing them and converting them into exp.
【exp:1000,0000,0000】
"call----"
He Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, looking much more comfortable this way.
[Ding! It has been detected that the forbidden methods "Yellow Dragon Seal-1", "Blue Dragon Seal-1", "White Tiger Seal-1", "Xuanwu Seal-1", and "Suzaku Seal-1" belong to the same body. Is it possible to start traceability?
Chasing the source? After this activation, it is expected to cost 1000,0000,0000 exp. (Tip!!! There is a great chance to enhance the power of the five taboo seals, please consider whether to enable it.)]
"yes!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the exp fell like an avalanche.
My heart aches.
[Converging...1%...10%...45%...78%...99%...
100%...The fusion is completed, please check the properties of the forbidden method independently.】
【exp:0】
Dog system, do you need to pop it out and show it to me?
"Finally it's time to draw the prize."
After that, He Xiaotian clicked on the taboo method that integrated the five seals.