With his eyes constantly scanning, the corner of He's mouth twitched, and he reluctantly accepted the reality. He thought that after spending such a huge amount of exp, he could get a high-profile introduction or something.
But it turned out that he really thought too much.
[The forbidden method·"Five Directions Seal-1": The five directions belong to the creatures of heaven.]
"Is it over?!" He Xiaotian saw the information prompt in the upper left corner of his sight and blinked involuntarily. This demon king spent 100 billion exp, not to mention giving a vvip or something like that.
At least you can pretend to be perfunctory and give me a few more introductions, at least let me understand the details. If not, you can make me happy by creating two special effects.
It turned out that the dog system, you are a turtle grandson, a gurgling thing that risks bad water. You just showed me eight big characters and you are ready to send me away? Two hundred billion spiritual energy crystals, I congratulate someone for buying eight characters. Sure enough, recently
I'm really a little distracted.
Turning off the system and no longer looking at the information prompts, he focused his attention on his muscle brothers again. These two iron hanhans who came to "come to him" halfway have not yet reached the level of pets such as nine-headed birds.
Need to be on guard.
"What race are you two from?"
He Xiaotian rubbed his temples, tried to relax his body and mind, and asked as if chatting.
"ah!!"
When the muscle brothers heard this, they all said in a daze. They seemed not to understand the meaning of his words at all.
"..."
Is this interesting?
Not to mention, in the current state of the two of them, they are no different from idiots. If you don't know how to act, just sit on the pony, just by looking at their faces, you will be a big fool.
But there is no need to pretend to be stupid now. How stupid does my surname He have to be to believe that two idiots can cultivate even more powerfully than Shisun?
You guys really use me as a sand dollar!
'Brother, pretending to be stupid doesn't seem to work.' The honest brother gave the strong man a look and conveyed what he was thinking. "Why don't we just throw money at it? The big devil seems to love money."
"!!" The strong man's eyes widened, and he wished he could strangle his own brother to death on the spot. Then he thought rationally and gave up on this seemingly tempting idea. Then he gritted his teeth and spoke word by word.
"The biggest mistake I made in my life was taking you with me. You are a fool who fails to succeed but fails to succeed."
"???" The honest brother looked confused. I conveyed my meaning with my eyes. Why did you speak? In addition, personal attacks are not advisable. We are born from the same parents.
"Your brother is right, you can really impress me with money." He Xiaotian looked at the two brothers and said with a smile. He likes rich bastards best, don't ask! He's so deceptive, especially he looks like someone who has been taken advantage of.
A type of person who is a hot commodity no matter where he is.
"?!" The honest brother was shocked, how do you know what I'm thinking? Wait, I seem to be conveying the message with my eyes. The big devil is so terrifying that he can actually see through what I'm thinking. It's not his age.
Easily become famous in the stars.
The strong man brother looked at the shocked expression on his younger brother's face, and the thoughts he had suppressed suddenly rose up again. I might as well strangle him to death. It is better to die in my hands than to be killed by someone else one day.
"Idiot, you just said what you said!" The elder brother really couldn't bear to look at the fish-lipped expression of the younger brother. The eyes conveyed it well in the front, but why did you say what was in your heart later?
Just say it, didn't you see that the whole room was shaken by your loud voice? Even a deaf person can hear it clearly.
"(⊙o⊙)...I'm sorry." The honest brother looked at the back of his head, looking like a pupil who had made a mistake, which really made He Xiaotian laugh.
If he had a younger brother like this, he would collapse within three days. He is quite powerful, and can overwhelm three descendants just by relying on his momentum, but his brain... is hard to describe.
"Just tell me what your purpose is, brothers. I've always been a reasonable person. If you don't harm my interests and don't violate morality, and you can also offer me an amount of spiritual energy crystals that I can't refuse, everything will be easy to negotiate."
Is this what you call reasonable?
The brawny brother looked at He Xiaotian, who looked like a demon king, and was very reluctant to go up and punch him twice. Putting these conditions together, everyone would be reasonable!
You can't be too shameless, especially if you don't realize it.
"We want to borrow the Holy Bowl." Now that we have said it, we can't continue to pretend to be dumb. Let's get straight to the point. After all, their tribe has nothing but money.
"Holy bowl? A small broken bowl!" He Xiaotian's eyelids twitched. That weird bowl can actually be called [holy]? "Can't you give birth to a child?"
Although it was just a question, his tone was full of affirmation.
"Hmm...?(????w????)?."
The tone is quite shy.
It's just that when two tough men whose bodies are full of muscles and can kill an elephant with one punch talk like this, you really want to beat each other to death.
"No problem, no problem. I will definitely satisfy such a simple request as yours." He Xiaotian simulated a bright smile while facing the black mist covering the door.
But in the eyes of the two brothers, why is it becoming more and more evil? Like a flower of evil about to bloom, they always feel that there are some deceptive conditions waiting for them to jump behind.
"Since you agree, let's talk about the price." It would be great if he could not be used as a mount. After all, he himself is still famous among the stars.
"Come on, come on, let's take a look at these two contracts. I believe you can understand the words in the Central Domain, right?" He Xiaotian enthusiastically took out the signatures signed by Zeng Ninth Princess and others from the storage space.
unequal treaties.
At first, I printed a lot of contracts, which resulted in a lot of them being left behind. They didn’t take up much space in the space, they were just a few pieces of paper, so they were not cleared.
Unexpectedly, it actually came in handy today. Could it be that there is some divine will? Sure enough, that weird little broken bowl cannot be considered elegant.
I, He Xiaotian, am God’s favorite son.
"?!"
The muscle brothers were confused as to what the contract was. But they had no choice but to bite the bullet and read it.
"The normal working hours in a day are twenty-four hours. Do you have to work overtime in special circumstances?"
The honest brother is a little confused. If he remembers correctly, isn't there only twelve hours in a day, twenty-four hours? Why work overtime? Could it be that the big devil has already controlled the power of time?
"It takes a hundred years to take one day off? During the holiday, you have to be on call 24 hours a day and be on call if needed?"
Seeing this, the brawny brother already had some doubts about life. I only get one day off in a hundred years. How can I be wrong! Vampires can't exploit people like this, even if the two brothers are not humans but beasts.
"What are the five insurances and one fund? What is the housing provident fund? The monthly salary is zero? There is no bonus at the end of the year?" The honest brother muttered, but no one understood it. However, the monthly salary and year-end bonus were somewhat understood.
Working for someone is free!
"When you are responsible for the mount mission, do you have to temporarily play a role as a thug? It is best to be able to do housework, cook, warm the bed..." The strong man couldn't read anymore. After writing for a long time, I stepped on
Is the horse still going to be your mount?
Not only that, sometimes she has to beat people up, and she has to act as a maid during normal times. Does anyone else...do they still have animal rights?
Isn’t it amazing to have a broken bowl?
It’s really amazing to have a bowl.
At least he doesn't dare to do it now.
Woohoo, it's so difficult for the two of us.
Muscle Brothers almost explained the terms of the contract in one sentence.
He Xiaotian: "???"
Is this the contract I took out? Am I one of those black-hearted capitalists?
Wait, I think so.
Because before the club was destroyed, he reprinted a contract and prepared to sign it with the captives. The result was unexpected, causing the plan to go bankrupt.
Therefore, he accidentally got the wrong contract.
Do you want to exchange it?
Forget it, I'm lazy.
"Ahem, you can cross out the bed warmer." He Xiaotian said with a blush in order not to be misunderstood.
"This, this, this...is this a slave contract?" Even with his honest brother's IQ, he felt that this contract was a super cheating thing. If he really signed it, he would be no different from a slave.
What kind of situation do you have to be in before you can sign your name? Damn you, the devil, you damn turtle grandson, I would rather be a dog than give in.
"Brother, what are you talking about?" The strong man gave his younger brother a slap on the back of his head and said with a serious face.
He Xiaotian nodded, he was worthy of being an elder brother. Compared to his younger brother, he was mature, steady and good at speaking.
But then, He's thoughts suddenly disappeared.
"Even a slave contract is several times stronger than this."
"..."
I'm really sorry for you two!
"If you don't sign, we'll see you off."
He Xiaotian snatched the contract from the hands of the two of them, as if saying goodbye and asking to leave.
"?!"
"If you haven't signed such a favorable contract, why don't you two go to heaven!"
When you say this, you devil, how dare you touch your conscience and swear a poisonous oath to the sky?
The faces of the two muscle brothers turned green. Do you call these harsh conditions a discount?
Big devil, when did you become blind? If you really can't, our brothers will pay to send you to a top medical planet to see an ophthalmologist.
"How about we change it?" The strong man tried to put forward his proposal, but he was about to be exterminated. There were only two or three big cats and kittens in the next generation, so he had to be anxious.
"I asked you, do you think the above conditions are comparable to the prosperity of the ethnic group?"
The two shook their heads. As long as the family prospered, it would be no problem even if they sacrificed two people. They were not afraid of death. This condition was nothing.
"Is your race's lifespan super long? It doesn't even require hard training, and it can naturally grow to a limit that many people can't touch?"
Hearing the words, the two nodded hurriedly. If they really used their brains to practice, they would not be able to catch up with their descendants. Thanks to their talent, as soon as they reach the age, you can't do it without the current level of cultivation.
Of course, you still have to have some brains. Otherwise, you don’t have to wait until adulthood and you will have to burp halfway.
"It's only a period of one thousand years. For you, it's just a blink of an eye. So, what reason do you have for not signing?" He Xiaotian spread his hands and looked like I don't understand what you are thinking.
"Yes, let's put it this way, we still made a profit." The honest brother rubbed the back of his head, grinning with a thoughtful expression on his face.
Yes, yes, you two have made money!
He Xiaotian nodded quickly, no matter how much I lose, I will not "complain" to you.
Ah, I am such a person who understands the righteousness very well and is so righteous.
Strong brother: "..."
Do you always feel like something is wrong with jio?
But I didn't expect it, it was so painful.
"Brother, let's sign it!"
He Xiaotian added fuel to the fire and made an offer that was irresistible.
"As long as you work for me, I will give you a place to have a child every ten years. How about that?"
Sign, must sign.
If anyone stops him, the strong man will kill him with one punch.
One in ten years, one hundred in a thousand years!
Even when the tribe was at its most glorious, all together, Dute Niang's tribe did not have more than twenty tribesmen. A thousand years of hard work and a thousand years of being a dog licker were enough to earn a hundred tribesmen.
Make a lot of money!!
At this moment, he was filled with so much pride that he would dare to punch Tianzun when he came.
The contract is made in duplicate and takes effect immediately.
In fact, this thing is just a decoration. If there is no special contract with strong binding force, both parties can break it at any time.
But He Xiaotian is different. Who told him to have a small broken bowl in his hand that is irresistible?
He repeatedly stated that no one but himself could use the Naihe Bowl. He even generously handed it to his honest brother and asked him to try to see if he could conceive his brother.
As a result, this Tiehanhan had no intention of taking it and running away. He honestly used his brother as a test subject and once wanted to get pregnant. As a result, He's plan to show off his power failed.
But having said that, it's not bad to have a subordinate like this. At least you don't need to worry too much about backstabbing from friendly forces.
He reached out to take back the small broken bowl that was about to be moved, and put it into the storage space casually. The two strong brothers were completely convinced. Outsiders couldn't use it, and it was impossible to break the contract.
They even had to protect He Xiaotian all the way. Even if the two of them died, they could not let the one named He die. Who knows if the big devil died, whether this Naihe bowl could still be used?
Suddenly, there is no place to cry.
"Dangdangdang..."
"Enter."
The nine-headed bird pushed open the door and entered. It looked at the two brothers standing behind He Xiaotian, acting as the Yakuza's younger brothers, with a face full of surprise.
what happened?
It just went out once, and you ended up with two more little brothers?
This is too fast.
"Some people couldn't hold it any longer and all ran to observe. I believe that within three days, people will arrive at the central area one after another." The Nine-Headed Bird took a sip of tea and said slowly.
"Three days..."
He couldn't wait any longer!
"The four of us will go first and ambush them. After they get together, hehehe..." How can I say laughter? The two strong men standing behind him shivered hard.
.
You are stupid! You are shameless!
The fact is just like what the nine-headed bird said, it only took one afternoon, and it spread to almost hundreds of millions of stars. All the forces that thought they could get a piece of the pie were considering who to send.
In the past, just sending a few saints would be enough to run rampant in the central area. No, the natives in this world are not in their consideration at all.
The opponents are other competitors.
It's just that the existence of He Xiaotian, this sudden troublemaker, has caused a huge problem to be placed in front of them. The peak saint can't do it, and it's just a shame to send someone who is meant to be beaten.
A person of the level of a great sage passed by, but he couldn't hold the evil bowl in his hand. Didn't you see that the three grandsons of the World Honored One are still lying in bed to cultivate themselves?
It is said that having too many children has damaged the foundation. In the future, I am afraid there will be no hope of reaching a higher level. Unless I spend a huge price to obtain the panacea from the ancestral family.
Many big forces thought about it for a moment and realized that this was a joke!
Go home and wash up and sleep.
Sending out a great sage cultivator is definitely the ultimate limit.
Going further up, with the preparations in hand, it is impossible to safely deliver a more powerful person to the central area. If you go there forcefully, isn't that looking for death?
In the end, even the ashes could not be brought back.
As a result, many people got into trouble.
If they go, they may be maimed by the big devil. If they don't go, they won't give in. They will feel heartbroken if they don't take a bite of the fat meat in front of them!
He Xiaotian probably didn't know that his shit-stirring stick made it difficult for countless people to sleep. If he knew, he would probably try his best to persuade them to take a bite of the fat!
If you don't take the bait, how will I make money?
He Xiaotian looked at the area filled with blazing fire in front of him, somewhat unbelievable. These flames seemed to be alive, firmly guarding the area where they were, never crossing the boundary.
But once someone enters, they will instantly turn into ruthless beasts and burn all cultivators who dare to invade the territory. Ordinary cultivators take one step and are burned to ashes by the flames in their breath.
"Five divine generals?"
"Yes, they are the five most legendary generals under the Emperor of Heaven. If the Emperor of Heaven alone controls billions of stars, the Ancestral Court is nothing. At best, they are just borrowing some light, but they are all a group of extremely perverted geniuses.
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At that time, the title of Lord Huanglong was in charge of the entire army, and he was stationed in the central area to dispatch troops and generals. The remaining four divine generals each led an army and attacked the stars from four directions, defeating countless stars and retreating.
In the end, there was that one time, the most mythical decisive battle in history. Seeing that they could not win, they organized an assassination operation.
As you know the result, the Emperor of Heaven single-handedly swept away the Lord of the Stars and finally became the King of Kings and the Unique Emperor of Heaven among billions of stars."
After the fall of the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors, many people wanted to decipher the secret of the Emperor's ability to sweep across the stars.
"Venerable Huanglong?"
"Yes, the current title of Zun comes from these five people. Although countless people hate the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors, there are also people who respect it from the bottom of their hearts. Because they are recognized as strong people."
This time it was not the nine-headed bird that answered He Xiaotian, but the two muscular brothers Tiehanhan.
"This place is very likely to be the former palace of Que Zun, or a practice room, or a library. If it were a library, we would make a lot of money.
This guy is known as the Immortal Cardinal within the ancestral court. No matter how serious the injury is, even if he is on the verge of death, it only takes one night to become full of life.
The bedroom is not bad either. It is said that Que Zun likes to pile up the treasures she collected into a mountain and then lie on top of them. God knows how much wealth she got during the most glorious period of the ancestral court?
If you are in a practice room, you need to be prepared to be disappointed. Due to this woman's own special characteristics, her elixirs are all poisonous elixirs that contain ferocious firepower!
For herself, there is nothing wrong with taking it, and it even has the effect of increasing her strength. But for ordinary practitioners, even great sages and other figures, they dare not swallow it easily.
It is said that there was once a great sage from the outside world who wanted to pursue the Bird Lord. In order to prove himself, he actually swallowed a pill alive. Then countless pairs of eyes watched him being burned to death!"
As the Nine-Headed Bird talked, it couldn't help drooling. It seemed as if it saw countless gold and silver treasures, waving to it. However, in the fantasy, a pill covered with flame patterns appeared, scaring it back.
God.
"?!" Brother Muscle was shocked when he heard this. A pill can burn a great saint to death? Damn it, what kind of monsters were there in the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors.
Fortunately, we two brothers were not born in that era, otherwise we would not be autistic and would be hit by people every day.
"interesting."
The next day, all the major forces were in action, sending carefully selected cultivators into the central realm. It wasn't that they didn't feel distressed, but that some people had already taken the lead in taking action.
So if you continue to think about it, you might not even be able to eat something hot. Just bite the bullet and sit on the sidelines. Although there is no loss, there is no gain either!
If they go, maybe God will open their eyes and let them benefit? If they don't go, there is 100% no benefit.
And doesn’t the Great Demon King like spiritual energy crystals?
This time there is no need for you to snatch it, we will give it to you on our own initiative.
I only ask for one thing, please don’t ruin our actions!
Giving away money by climbing up the pole is also the first of its kind.
Early the next morning, He Xiaotian received news that confused him. Roger told him personally that many people came to the headquarters building and sent a large number of spiritual energy crystals.
According to preliminary statistics, the number should be at least more than ten trillion. And to this day, there is still a steady stream of people offering money with both hands.
And they only have one request, yes. It's not a request, it's just a request. They have to be humble to give money and don't dare to speak loudly and confidently. There is no one else.
Please don’t let him destroy this exploration of the ruins of the Central Domain, the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors. Afterwards, a large number of spiritual energy crystals will be sent over.
He Xiaotian: "..."
He hung up the phone and was silent for a long time. He stared at the rising sun with his eyes filled with emotions.
I'm squatting on you at the "terminal", just waiting to knock you out. It would be better for you fools to just go to my door and give me money to bribe me.