The first thousand and seventy-six chapters arrogant insects
In order to try to copy the book of life and death in advance, I was busy for the rest of my life.
He asked Gui Chenxiang to help him go to the city with an inn in Donghuang to purchase food, and then went to Yaoqi Pavilion himself.
The system reminded him that the summoning card can only be used in the Yaoqi Pavilion.
After closing all the doors and windows, he took out the summoning card and clamped it with his hands together, "In the name of evil spirit, I summon!"
In an instant, the Yaoqi Pavilion was completely dark, and you couldn't see your fingers.
After waiting for the rest of my life to adapt, I only felt that there were dots of light emerging from the darkness in front of me, like a black moon without a moon, but there were stars all over the sky, so gorgeous that I could reach my fingertips.
When Yu Sheng was surprised, a shooting star passed through the night and landed on Yu Sheng's fingertips.
Yu Sheng clicked lightly, and a murmur appeared in his ears.
"I'm so hungry, I'm hungry..." His words were broken and he was very weak. He was the person he was looking for for the rest of his life.
Just as he was about to call him over, another voice said: "I want to eat chicken. I'll go buy some chicken tomorrow!"
"I want to eat people. People are delicious. Tomorrow I will go rob some people outside the city that never sleeps!"
"Eat chicken, you idiot! Do you still want to be robbed by that grandson of Tang He?"
"What's wrong with the robbery? We have nothing to lose."
"What if he wants your head?"
"Forget it, let's eat a**."
"Be more civilized," another person reminded him. "If you say this, it will damage my image."
"What do you look like as a monster?"
"Pa, don't say I'm a monster"
“…”
After listening to it for a while, Yu Sheng felt that these two monsters were quite interesting. More importantly, the two monsters were equivalent to buying one and getting one free.
"I never thought I would be so lucky in the rest of my life."
Thinking about it for the rest of my life, I pressed the shooting star in my hand.
In an instant, there was a flash of light, like a curtain being pulled aside, and a monster came in and appeared out of thin air on the Yaoqi Pavilion.
At the same time, the darkness in the Yaoqi Pavilion disappeared, and its original appearance appeared.
The monster lay weakly on the ground, and suddenly appeared in the attic, which startled him.
But after seeing Yu Sheng, he straightened up and rushed over.
"People, people", he shouted excitedly.
"Eat him, eat him," another voice shouted.
Yu Sheng snapped his fingers and the air froze instantly, fixing the monster in the air and unable to do anything.
In the Demonic Qi Pavilion, he is the way of heaven.
Yu Sheng then looked at the monster carefully and said, "Damn it, I thought the system was kind, but it turns out that a monster has two ends."
The monster floating in front of Yu Sheng had two heads, one of which was very big and bald, with only a comb-like hairstyle.
Its body is similar to that of a human, but it is squatting. When it jumps up, its posture is similar to that of a frog.
"Oh, these hands, these nails", Yu Sheng marveled.
This monster is very skinny, especially its hands, which are skinny and skinny, and with fingernails, they look very scary.
"What kind of monster are you?" Yu Sheng asked him.
"Arrogant insect", Zuo Liantou said.
"You are the monster," the right man said, and slapped himself with his hands, which was very crisp.
"Uh", Yu Sheng looked at them inexplicably.
"Why are you beating yourself!" Zuo Miantou said angrily.
"Sorry," the head on the right said to the head on the left, "I'm used to it."
"I have every reason to suspect that when your mother hatched you, she ate the egg liquid and left the egg shell behind." Zuo Miantou said.
"Your mother is the one."
"Your mother!"
"You two have the same mother, right?" Yu Sheng said standing beside him.
The two monsters were stunned for a moment, staring at Yu Sheng below. Zuo Zuo said, "Who are you? Let me down."
"Yes, put down his uncle, that is, me, too." The man on the right followed.
Zuo Lian hit himself, "You fucking took advantage of me."
The one on the right side of the head also slapped himself, "Come on, let's hurt each other?"
Snap, snap…
Yu Sheng frowned, feeling hurt for them.
"I'm talking about you two. Could it be that you two are sealed together?" Yu Sheng even felt that they were still the same ones he had eaten.
"Nonsense", both of them kept saying, "You are the pig."
The head on the left pointed to his own head, "With such a smart brain, how can you tell that your eyes are sealed together?"
"Oh, the main reason is that I met one and sealed it, and the two got into trouble in front of me, and in the end I made pork head meat." Yu Sheng said.
After the pride looked at each other, "Haha", the one on the left laughed, "Sir, I see that you are tall and graceful, and you are a talented person."
"The guy next to me is too stupid. If you eat it, it will affect your intelligence. It's better not to eat it." He said.
The person on the right was unconvinced, "You're so fucking stupid. I'm very smart. If I hadn't been dragged down by you, would I have been starved like this?"
"Am I dragging you down?!" The one on the left had his nose crooked with anger, "Divide the family, separate the family."
"Can I help you?" Yu Sheng said.
The arrogant insects immediately stopped fighting among themselves and looked at Yu Sheng: "Goodbye, young master, the visitor is a guest. Fighting and killing will hurt friendship."
"That's it", asked the right man, "where is this?"
"In my territory", Yu Sheng sat on the chair in front, snapped his fingers, and "pop", the proud insect fell to the ground.
"I am the God of Food, and I am collecting food disciples. I accidentally heard your prayers and summoned you here." Yu Sheng said.
"Pray?" Right asked Zuo, "Have you prayed?"
"No…"
"Ahem", Yu Sheng glared at them.
"Prayed, prayed." Jiao Chong nodded hurriedly, leaning to the left and rising to the right, which was very ridiculous.
"Be respectful, I am a god!" Yu Sheng suppressed his laughter and said with a straight face, he also wanted to play a role as a god.
"What a coincidence, it's the same for both of us," Zuo Miantou said.
"Huh?" Yu Sheng raised his eyebrows, "What kind of gods are you, and why are you so weak?"
The left head looked a little ashamed, while the right head held high, "We are mountain gods, and we are also the kings of all chelicerates within a hundred miles!"
Zuo Mian pulled him back and said, "Isn't this the time to be proud?"
"Ah, really?" The right head came to his senses and said to Yu Sheng, "We are insects."
"Forget it," Yu Sheng waved his hand, "Just wait, I'll cook you a meal and let you know how powerful I am, the God of Cookery."
"I want to eat people," the head on the right said happily.
"Pa", Yu Sheng waved his hand in the air, and hit his right cheek with a slap.
"Ouch", both heads cried out in pain at the same time.
Seeing Yu Sheng's figure walking away, Zuo Mian said angrily: "The man who eats your mother, if you want to beat me, don't drag me with you, or I will suffer too."
"I didn't hit him." The right man muttered.
"Separation, no, clone, clone!" the head on the left yelled, "I've had enough of you bug!"
Not to mention the quarrel they had inside, after leaving the Yaoqi Pavilion, Yu Sheng asked the system: "They are mountain gods, are you sure they can also become enlightened and become food disciples?"
The system is very sure, "For those who have become gods and do not need to practice, the host only needs to convince them."
Yu Sheng paused and said, "Is this okay?"
"Not bad", the system is concise and comprehensive.
This is no different from a sealed card.
As for convincing the other party, Yu Sheng has plenty of ways to do it.
He went to the kitchen, cooked two salt-baked chickens himself, and brought them to the attic.
He pointed to a stool with his left hand, and the stool immediately turned into a wooden man, holding a salt-baked chicken in front of the arrogant insects, telling them to smell it and not eat it.
I spent the rest of my life sitting in front of them, slowly tasting the salt-baked chicken.
"No," said the head on the left side of Jiao Chong, "Master, you captured us here just to let us watch the chicken?"
"Otherwise?" Yu Sheng said.
Jiao Chong wanted to cry, he was already starving to death, and now he was looking at eating chicken for the rest of his life, which made him even more hungry.
The head on the right said to the head on the left: "It's just a chicken. Can you please stop reacting like that? I'm so hungry that you've turned into a chicken."