"I think you look like a chicken too," said the head on the left.
I never get tired of looking at each other because they are both chickens.
The arrogant insect turned his head to Yu Sheng and said: "This young master, no, is the god of food. Everyone is a god. Give me some face and enjoy the chicken."
Yu Sheng ignored him and cashed out a pot of wine, which he poured and drank, making "ah" sounds of enjoyment from time to time.
"I thought my brother was hateful enough, but I didn't expect you to be even more hateful," said the head on the right.
"Why is he so hateful?" Yu Sheng asked.
"Because we are the gods of chelicerates, monsters such as bear monsters will sacrifice to us when collecting honey to avoid being stung by chelicerates."
When offering sacrifices to arrogant insects, roosters are usually used.
"This guy only eats the brains from the rooster's head. He uses a piece of thatch as a straw. He sucks the rooster until it is stunned and stops. He also gives the rooster a curse. Whoever kills the rooster will have bad luck." On the right.
Head said.
As a result, all the roosters survived and were taken home by the sacrificed monsters.
But the chicken cannot be eaten, and it is still a stupid chicken. Not to mention breeding offspring, it is not punctual when it crows. It often crows in the middle of the night.
"Because of this, no monsters will sacrifice to us anymore." The head on the right complained.
The left head looked at him, "Are you sure it wasn't you who wanted to eat people, and then the monsters didn't offer sacrifices?"
"It's even more my fault! You allowed those claws to proliferate so that you could show off your power and let more demons come to offer sacrifices. In the end, the entire Pinfeng Mountain was barren of any grass." said the right head.
There is no grass growing on Pingfeng Mountain, so naturally there are no monsters living there.
There was no living thing around, and the chelicerae that gathered around had to move.
However, there are mountain gods in other mountains, and the worms themselves are not so easy to migrate away.
So hungry that I became like this now.
"Said one thousand, said ten thousand, it's all your fault!" The head on the right finally concluded.
"It's your fault!"
The two of them were quarreling again, and Yu Sheng sighed beside him, he was indeed a mountain god, he still had the strength to quarrel even though he was so hungry.
There were footsteps outside the door, "sniff, sniff", as if someone was sniffing something outside.
Yu Sheng was wondering when the door was pushed open and the little white fox stood at the door.
She looked through Jiao Chong and saw the salt-baked chicken in Yu Sheng's hand, with a genuine expression on her face, "You actually stole it!"
She pointed at Yu Sheng, very angry, as if Yu Sheng had done something shameful.
"There's another one over there." Yu Sheng pointed to a wooden man with a salt-baked chicken hanging next to him.
"Hey", the little white fox's angry expression immediately changed.
She happily ran to the wooden man, jumped up and caught the chicken.
The wooden man was a bit tall and she couldn't touch him at all.
This is not a problem for Xiaobai.
She pushed a chair from the side, stepped on it, grabbed the salt-baked chicken, and gnawed on it while standing.
The head on the left side of the proud insect said: "Hey, little girl, is this chicken mine?"
The little white fox took another bite and chewed the left side of the insect's head with relish, "If you call it, will it agree?"
"This..." Zuo Miantou pondered for a moment, "You call it, will it respond?"
"No way." The little white fox took another bite naturally, "It's already dead, and you still call it, are you a fool?"
"I…"
"Haha, haha", the head on the right side of the pride laughed, "Are you a fool?"
"It's the best destination for its soul if it enters my stomach." The little white fox sat on the chair at his feet and concentrated on dealing with the chicken.
Compared with Yu Sheng's eating habits, the little white fox's eating habits are not elegant.
From time to time, she would say "um" and bury her head in the chicken belly to eat deliciously.
She also didn't let go of any bones, chicken wings, etc., licking them clean before letting them go, and she also didn't forget to suck the oil from her fingers.
The head on the left was already very hungry. Seeing her eating like this, he couldn't bear it anymore and swallowed his saliva.
My stomach also made a "gurgling, gurgling" sound.
Then, his eyes were blurred, and there were only chickens in his eyes, and nothing else existed.
"Hey, hey, what's wrong with you?" The head on the right felt something was wrong with him and asked him hurriedly.
The head on the left moves his gaze to the head on the right.
At this time, what I saw was no longer a head, but a big rooster with a comb.
"Suck it," he licked his tongue and slowly moved it to the right side of his head.
"What are you doing? Don't come over here. I'm telling you, I'm not a chicken..."
Seeing that he couldn't stop him, the right head hit himself with a "snap". As the saying goes, if it hurts, he was going to wake the guy up.
Sure enough, Zuomian shook his head in pain, woke up, and said in horror: "What happened to me just now?"
"You've gone crazy!" said the head on the right.
The head on the left was stunned for a moment, thinking back to just now.
He became frightened, "This little girl is so powerful. There is something evil about the way she eats, which makes..."
As he was speaking, he became vague again and fell into a state of confusion again.
"Pah, pah", the right side of the head could only hit itself again, and decided to separate itself when it came out alive.
The head on the left woke up again and looked at the little white fox in horror, "You, you..."
Yu Sheng felt that it was almost time to give it a try.
He left half of the chicken and stood up, "How's it going? Do you want to try it now?"
Zuo Miantou nodded without hesitation, "I think, I think."
Yu Sheng threw the chicken over and at the same time released the shackles of the arrogant insect.
Jiao Chong fished with his left hand, grabbed the chicken, and threw it into his mouth.
"Hmm..." Jiao Chong's left head made a pleasant sound.
He went from being extremely hungry, to watching Xiaobai become addicted to eating, to eating such delicious chicken all at once.
Jiao Chong only felt that the most delicious food in the world was nothing more than this.
"It's delicious, it's so delicious!" he said in amazement.
The head on the right looked at him in surprise, "Is it really so delicious?"
The head on the left side is silent.
The head on the right side can only be experienced with closed eyes.
Their bodies were connected, and the pleasure on the left side of the head quickly spread to the stomach, and then to the whole body.
My whole body was shaking.
"It's delicious, it's really delicious," the head on the right said with his eyes closed, sucking in the air.
"How do you like the salt-baked chicken I made by myself?" Yu Sheng asked them.
The head on the left nodded hurriedly, and after swallowing it, he said: "This is the most delicious food I have ever eaten. I am worthy of being the god of food."
He licked the oil on his lips and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to eat anything else in the future."
As soon as he finished speaking, the cold voice of the system reminded Yu Sheng: "Congratulations to the host, you have successfully gained an eater and gained a thousand points of faith!"
Yu Sheng breathed a sigh of relief and finally accepted these idiots as his disciples.
"Hey, what's going on?" Jiao Chong's right head looked at Yu Sheng in confusion, "Why do I suddenly admire you so much?"
"Nonsense, isn't this what it should be?" said the head on the left.
The system suddenly asked again: "In view of the status of the King of Arrogant Insects and Pincers, should he be the one to preach?"
"Preach?" Yu Sheng was puzzled.
"That is, promote your name as the God of Cookery and the beauty of your cooking skills to your subordinates, and let them develop your followers." The system said coldly.
"You didn't tell me earlier," Yu Sheng said.
He thought that he was the only one who could develop believers and followers, so it was very slow to accumulate faith points, and even followers who dared to love him could do it.
That's right, an eater who doesn't preach is not a good eater.
"Other eaters don't have enough status." The system said coldly.
For the rest of my life, I thought about it, Sun Xiaoyao is not good at words, the starving ghost is a ghost, the little white fox only knows how to eat, and Tanghe, chasing ducks.
These eaters looked over it and found that it was really the most suitable one.
"Okay, turn it on," Yu Sheng said.
Jiao Chong immediately stood up straight and said to Yu Sheng very seriously: "Shopkeeper Yu, don't worry, I will definitely spread your reputation as the God of Cookery."