I was dumbfounded for the rest of my life, and even poisoned myself.
Yu Sheng thought like this, but his hands were unambiguous. After snapping his fingers, Mo Ying emerged from the painting and chopped off the poisoned snake's head with a sword.
Xiang She breathed a sigh of relief and thanked him for the rest of his life.
Yu Sheng waved his hand and said, "It's not easy for you Jiutou to survive until now."
"What?" The eight snakeheads looked at Yu Sheng in confusion. Before Yu Sheng could repeat his words, another one appeared in the blink of an eye where the snake's head had been cut off.
"Young master, you are so mighty, you can cut off your head so neatly and it looks good." The snake head that emerged did not forget to compliment Yu Sheng.
"This..." Yu Sheng was stunned again.
"There are nine heads. Maybe they will bite themselves in the fight that day." Xiang Snake shook his head and said, "So we, the Xiang Liu clan, are born with the ability to grow heads."
As for those who cannot learn this skill, they have already been eliminated over the long years.
Well, he was eliminated by his own fangs.
"That", Yu Sheng turned around and asked the yellow dog demon to add another dish to Xiang She. Anyway, it was Tang He who paid for it.
He asked the snake enthusiastically: "Do you have a significant other now?"
Xiangshe, who was enjoying his meal again, was startled and shook his head in embarrassment, "No, no."
"Why? Are you too picky?" As soon as Yu Sheng finished speaking, he immediately knew that he had asked the wrong question.
"I like tall ones."
"I like short people."
The nine smugglers all talked about the other half they liked, and three or four smugglers especially emphasized, "I like women!"
"But I like a handsome, elegant young master." said the head with a charming voice.
The leader of the smuggler said to Yu Sheng: "Do you know now why I don't have a partner yet?"
Yu Sheng nodded, he understood that what Xiang She was looking for was a shemale who could be both male and female.
"If you are so stubborn, you may be alone for the rest of your life." Yu Sheng suggested, "Have you ever thought about changing your preferences to something that is free from human vulgar taste and instead follows your own aesthetic requirements, feasibility, and practicality?
Sex, find your significant other?”
Yu Sheng's suggestion was too tactful, and Xiang She didn't understand it, "Master, what do you mean?"
"I mean, um..." Yu Sheng thought about the wording, "Do you want to consider pigs or something like that?"
"What!" Xiang Snake's nine heads suddenly stood up in fear.
"There is a pig in my inn. It is as beautiful as a flower and has a plump body. I think you should really consider it," Yu Sheng said.
In this way, a pig has nine heads, which can grow back again after being chopped off, just like cutting leeks, which is a huge profit.
The thought of cutting off a pig's head and eating it every day will make my mouth water with greed for the rest of my life.
"Shopkeeper Yu!" Xiangshe said very seriously, his title changed, "You can insult me, but you are not allowed to insult our Xiangliu clan."
"We, the Xiangliu clan, have never, listen carefully, ever liked a pig!" He said it to the point.
"Of course", he sat down again and said to Yu Sheng: "If you know a good-looking little dragon, remember to introduce it to me."
"Yes, yes." The remaining eight heads chimed in, "It doesn't matter whether it's male or female."
Yu Sheng outwardly agreed, but in his heart he made up his mind to go to Dabei Mountain later and ask the Pig God to introduce a beautiful female pig to serve the snake.
There is a saying that goes well, a sow race... bah, no, nothing can escape the law of true fragrance.
Xiangshe soon had enough wine and food, and said with satisfaction: "It's really delicious. I have to say, Shopkeeper Yu, the food in your inn is really delicious."
"Young Master's action is certainly extraordinary."
"You don't even look at whose son is standing in front of you."
The eight heads began their routine touting.
"What are these dishes? Try shopkeeper Yu's roast duck, it's really delicious." Tang He looked fascinated.
"Then let me try the roast duck again?" Xiangshe was tempted, but his stomach was protesting that it would burst.
"No, it's better to say goodbye. Let's try it again later." Tang He said hurriedly. He felt sorry for his money.
"That's alright, you still want to treat me," Xiang She said.
"Hey, I..." Tang He saw the snake flashing its fangs at him, "Okay, I'll invite you next time, but as promised, it's only next time."
"Of course, I keep my word," Xiangshe said.
"but…"
Tang He was anxious, "What else do you want?!"
"Don't worry, I'll let you go." Xiang She asked Tang He to sit down and not be surprised, "The key is to take advantage of the situation."
"Chenghuang?" Tang He almost sat on the ground, "He also knows that the book of life and death is no longer with me?"
"He doesn't know that," Xiangshe said. "Chenghuang is busy running away. I haven't seen him for some days."
"That's okay, that's okay." Tang He asked himself to slow down.
If Xiang Snake leaves and rides on Huang again, his heart will not be able to support him, but his money bag will not be able to support him.
"However, you have a book of life and death in your hand. This is what Chenghuang told the Wuchangs, so it is very likely that it will find time to take revenge in its busy schedule."
As soon as Xiang She finished speaking, Tang He fell to the ground with a "plop".
"Damn it, you made it your own misfortune, now you can't live anymore, right?" I gloated for the rest of my life.
When Chenghuang comes, he will mediate and his inn can open again.
This little shabby inn depends on Tang He. It means that if it doesn't open for a year, it will eat for a year after it opens.
"No, when did Chenghuang and Wu Chang get together?" Tang He rubbed his butt and sat up.
"You are unjustly accusing him of this. He didn't get together with Wu Chang at all. Wu Chang got together with him." Xiang She said.
"What do you mean?" Yu Sheng and Tang He looked at each other, "Is Wuchang looking at the best?"
"That's not it." Xiang She waved her hand and told them that Wu Chang was catching up with Cheng Huang and wanted to get rid of it and hurry up.
"It's all caused by riding on Huang's back." Xiang She said.
Riding on Chenghuang's back will increase the life span of any living being by two thousand years.
"This is a law. There is no reason to change it. No one can change it, not even the King of Northern Wilderness." Xiang Liu said.
It just so happens that Wu Chang recently built a land of netherworld to control the reincarnation of the world, thereby ensuring the normal progress of reincarnation.
"Of course Chenghuang's top priority is to get rid of these impermanent things. Otherwise, if so many people and monsters ride on Chenghuang's back and live two thousand years longer, wouldn't they become jobless wandering ghosts?" Chenghuang said.
Yu Sheng nodded, this is the truth.
"So, have they caught Cheng Huang?" Tang He looked at Xiang She with great expectation.
"Of course I caught it," Xiangshe said.
Tang He breathed a sigh of relief.
"But I let it go again." Xiangshe continued.
Tang He couldn't lift it up in one breath and almost choked to death from breathing air.
"You're going to die if you say anything!" Tang He said angrily, "The same goes for those impermanent people. Why did you catch them and let them go?"
Xiang She looked at him and said, "Because he told them the whereabouts of the Book of Life and Death, the Wuchang people let Cheng Huang go."
"I..." Tang He didn't know what to say.
"Now, although Chenghuang doesn't know that the Book of Life and Death is no longer in your hand, he knows that the Book of Life and Death will not stay in your hand for long." Xiangshe shook his head and said proudly: "So, be prepared for Chenghuang to settle the score with you.
"
Tang He looked at Yu Sheng again.
Yu Sheng reassured him, "Just in time, I also want to meet Chenghuang."
When the time comes, persuade Cheng Huang to accept two thousand coins from Ye Gao, and let Ye Gao ride on Huang's back.
One more year of life is not too much to ask.
As for Zhou Jiuzhang, Chu Sheng and the others, forget about Sister Feng. For the sake of sustainable development, she must be excluded.
The more I think about it for the rest of my life, the more I realize that this business is possible, and I wish I could take advantage of it now.
"Old Tang, why didn't you bully him more times so that he could risk his life to come to you?" Yu Sheng said with regret.