For the rest of his life, he never forgot to tell the Pig God about the beauty contest, and then returned to the Yangzhou Inn.
As soon as I got out of the kitchen, I saw Hei Niu and Ye Zi high-spirited, making love to each other as if no one else was around.
"Ahem," Yu Sheng interrupted them and walked out of the kitchen, "You two, please be careful about the impact. It would be bad if you were seen coming and going."
The black girl quickly left and said, "Shopkeeper, this is your fault. When you and the city lord were in the inn, you tried your best to show off your affection."
"I was young and inexperienced." Yu Sheng was unusually thick-skinned. "Together, you two are almost more than hundreds of me."
"There are ten more city lords than me," said the black girl.
Ye Zigao walked over to Yu Sheng, sat down at the long table, poured a cup of tea for Yu Sheng, and said, "It's your fault that we both do this."
"What does it have to do with me?" I felt very wronged for the rest of my life.
"Who allowed you and the city lord to occupy the attic, leaving us with no place to live?" Ye Zigao said earnestly, "You two have a long life, and the future is long. There are plenty of opportunities for us to be intimate with each other. I don't live long, so of course we have to fight for the day and night in the lobby.
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"That's what you deserve. When the black girl came to you, you should have followed the trend and followed her directly." Yu Sheng said.
Ye Zigao shook his head, "Don't you understand this? Love should be so ups and downs, vigorous and vigorous, so that it will be unforgettable."
"Yes." The black girl nodded.
"If you like it, just like it. If you don't like it, don't like it. You two idiots, don't talk about Zuo being so high-ranking." Yu Sheng said disdainfully, "Especially you, Ye Zigao, you clearly wanted to seduce more..."
Yu Sheng was halfway talking when he was stepped on by Ye Zi's foot, which was high up under the table.
"Ah!" Yu Sheng felt pain, and stopped in time after receiving Ye Zigao's look.
"What's wrong?" Hei Niu looked at Yu Sheng and Ye Zigao suspiciously.
"I suddenly remembered something." Yu Sheng also came prepared. He said to Ye Zigao: "You prepared two thousand strings in advance."
"Two thousand guan?" Ye Zigao was stunned, "It's not even worth that much money if you sell me."
The black girl was still nodding along.
Ye Zigao was depressed, "Do you really think I'm not worth two thousand dollars?"
"In the eyes of others, you are worthless, but in my eyes, you are priceless." The black girl looked at Ye Gao with lustrous eyes.
Ye Zigao was deeply moved and looked at Hei Niu affectionately.
"Stop!" Yu Sheng interrupted them, "If you buy one year of life, two thousand coins will give you an extra two thousand years of life. Are you sure it's worth it?"
brush!
The two people who looked at each other affectionately looked at each other for the rest of their lives.
"Are you telling the truth?" Ye Zigao looked at Yu Sheng eagerly.
"Of course it's true. Just take a ride on the Yellow River and you'll reach the city that never sleeps in a few days." Yu Sheng said, "Two thousand guans, how about I let you ride once?"
"Once is not enough, three times, no, four times, five times, ten thousand lives!" Ye Zigao said excitedly.
He turned back to look at the black girl, "I'm going to promise you my whole life and lend you my whole life."
The black girl looked at him movedly.
"By the way, can you lend me two thousand guan, no, ten thousand guan!" Ye Zigao said still affectionately.
The black girl had an affectionate look on her face and said in emotional words: "Go away, no."
"Hey, you..." Ye Zigao sat up straight, "You're a little sentimental."
"If it hurts feelings, it's you too. Asking for money hurts feelings." The black girl said confidently.
Ye Zi Gao slapped the table, "I am doing this for our future. Do you want to live a life without me in a hundred years?"
"No," said the black girl.
"It's over now." Ye Zigao said.
"What I mean is that you won't live for a hundred years." The black girl said, "Eighty years at most."
"You, you..." Ye Zi pointed at the black girl and was speechless for a moment.
"You have changed your mind." He finally said.
Yu Sheng, who had instigated all this, looked on in shock, "Damn it, your dog food is poisonous."
He interrupted Ye Zigao and Hei Niu's locked eyes, "What about Cheng Huang..."
"Ten thousand years, I bought it." Ye Zigao looked at the black girl and waved his hand, "I tell you, no one can stop me from loving you for ten thousand years, not even you. I will not find another pretty boy for you.
Opportunity."
"Don't worry, I will never look for a pretty boy!" The black girl also said very firmly.
Yu Sheng stood by and was dumbfounded, why did such love words come out of both of their mouths as if they were swearing.
Ye Zigao stretched out his right hand, "Let's go hand in hand!"
The black girl's right hand intersected with it and made a "pop" sound, "Whoever lets go first is the dog!"
After high-fiving, "Niuniu", Ye Zigao looked at Hei Niu affectionately.
"Ye Ye..."
"Huh?" Yu Sheng and Zi Gao said in unison.
"Bah," the black girl changed a word, "Gao Gao?"
He felt numb for the rest of his life, but he still underestimated Ye Zigao's shamelessness.
"This name makes me excited inexplicably." Ye Zigao asked the black girl, "What does the name Gao Gao mean?"
"Fuck you, uncle," the black girl kicked down Ye Zi's stool and made Ye Zi sit on the ground.
Yu Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, "This is the black girl I know. Just now I thought you were being raped."
Ye Zigao stood up and rubbed his butt, "Black girl, you are too cold, too heartless, and too unreasonable."
Before the black girl could say anything, someone shouted outside the inn: "Excuse me, does Mr. Dog live here?"
"What a dog, no..." The black girl looked at the door and was stunned.
I was stunned for the rest of my life. What drama are you singing today? Why are you always acting like a monster?
I saw a group of weasels standing at the door.
The leader is a big weasel, standing like a man, wearing paper clothes and holding a brocade box in his hand.
Behind him, there were two rows of weasels. Although not as big as the leading weasel, they were not small either. They also followed the example of a human being, dressed in paper clothes, and holding various treasures in their hands, including jade, pearls, and bank certificates.
"Uncle Dog doesn't live here?" The big weasel took a step back and looked up at the sign, "That shouldn't be the case. Our master said that Uncle Dog lives in Youyao Inn."
Yu Sheng's heart was moved, and he probably knew who they were looking for.
Just as he was about to talk, "Ahem," Ye Zigao said first, "I am Uncle Dog."
The items carried by the weasel were valuable. If he could steal these items, he would have at least several hundred years of life.
Yu Sheng and Hei Niu had a tacit understanding not to expose him.
"You?" The big weasel looked at him, "No, Uncle Dog is a dog."
"What's wrong? Your uncle, you should turn into a human being now." Ye Zigao said.
The big weasel was still suspicious, "Our master said that it's easy to find the dog uncle, as long as you see the ugliest thing in the world, that's it."
"You," the big weasel looked up and down, "are a little too handsome."
Ye Zigao was deeply shocked. He held his forehead and said, "Unexpectedly, one day, being too handsome will also be a shock."
"So handsome?! Who called me?" Hu Muyuan came out of the kitchen, holding a duck head in her hand.
"Go." Yu Sheng chased him, "Go back and taste the food. I know you are handsome, so don't show off."
Mother Hu took a bite of the duck head and said, "I was afraid that you might have some misunderstanding about Tai Yingjun, so I came out to give you a direct reminder."
He turned around and went back. Wei Zai was trying to cook roast duck.
After the big weasel glanced around the inn, he pointed at Yu Sheng: "He looks a bit like an uncle..."
"Your uncle, I am your dog ancestor." Yu Sheng said angrily.
"Why are you scolding people?" Weasel looked at Yu Sheng, "Being a human being must be civilized."
"I'm not scolding you, just wait, I'll call you the uncle and my son."