The beast giant felt that his three views had been subverted. He looked at everyone, "Why do I think you are the beasts?"
"It doesn't matter that you are a beast. What matters is that you are still a child." The leading giant waved his hand and pulled the beast giant towards the wall without any explanation.
"I am not a beast, this question is very important." The beast giant shook off the leading giant's hand and said righteously.
However, others did not give him a chance to entangle him, so the leading giant pushed him to the top of the fence and asked him to urinate against the wall.
The helpless beast giant took off his belt and just put down the crime tools. All the giants shook their heads with "Hey, tut, tut".
"Why are you shaking your heads?" the beast giant asked helplessly.
"It's nothing, they are praising you for your beauty." The leading giant patted the beast giant on the shoulder and urged him to start quickly.
The beast giant put up a posture, then stopped amidst everyone's expectations, "What's wrong?" everyone asked in unison.
"No, no, you can't urinate when you look at me." said the beast giant.
"Hey, you still know how to be shy." Everyone teased him.
A giant deliberately made things difficult for him, "Then if we turn around, how will we know whether you have peed or not?"
"What can I do to lie to you..."
"Okay, I'll watch and you turn your heads away," the leading giant said.
The giants did as they were told. Only then did the beast giants feel something and urinate towards the wall above the fence that had just bounced them away.
"Poof", before the leading giant could react, the urine hit the invisible wall and bounced back, quickly splattering on the face of the beast giant. The leading giant next to him also suffered disaster.
The giant with his back turned was also surprised. It was not snowing now, but why was there hot rain on his body?
"Shut the fuck up..." It was okay that the leading giant didn't speak, but when he spoke he immediately got into his mouth.
"I'm in a hurry to pee." The beast giant, who finally stopped, said to the leading giant with an innocent look on his face.
He was much smarter and didn't open his mouth the whole time.
"Ugh", the giant who turned around now knew what the liquid was, and backed away in disgust.
The leading giant kicked the beast giant away, then held Xue Buzhu's hand to rinse his mouth and face.
After a long time, he said with red eyes: "Who the hell set up a barrier and asked me to catch him. If I don't skin him, eat his flesh and drink his blood."
"His grandma is so wicked." The leading giant said breathlessly.
"Forget it, boss, it seems that the person who set up this barrier is not someone to be trifled with. Our mission is urgent, so we should take a detour." His subordinates persuaded the leading giant.
"Yes, the overall situation is more important." The beast giant also spoke hurriedly, "The son of King Donghuang is still waiting for us to kidnap him, so there is no need to waste time here."
The leading giant also knew that if he made too much noise, the mission of sneaking into the Eastern Wasteland would be difficult to handle.
He took a deep breath for a long time before deciding to put the overall situation first. But when he decided to leave, he kicked the wall and said, "Greetings to your grandma..."
The leading giant was also furious and was not afraid of being bounced back. He kicked so hard that he lost his balance.
But to everyone's surprise, the leading giant fell headlong in. By the time he regained his balance, he was already half-length in the yard.
"Hey, I'm in?" the leading giant said in surprise.
He turned his head and looked at everyone, then moved the other half of his body in.
The beast giant next to him saw this, raised his legs and followed in.
A giant followed behind him. When he raised his legs, there was a "bang" and a white light flashed. He had been bounced far away, knocking down a bamboo forest, and the giant could not get in.
"This..." The giants looked at each other for a moment, until the beast giant inside took off his pants, "Did it fail? Let me try again."
The giants immediately dispersed, letting the beastly giants splash all over themselves. When the giants behind tried again, they still couldn't get in.
"Wait a minute, let's go out and try." The leading giant changed his expression, raised his legs and tried to step out, but was also stopped by the white light.
"It's over, it's over." The beast giant cried sadly, "We are locked up here."
The giants outside were also panicking. Before they could find King Donghuang's son, they had already killed two generals, one of whom was the leader.
"Don't worry." The leading giant calmed himself down, "Let's see if there is anyone in the room first."
He led the beast giant, and just as he was about to approach the bamboo house, he was bounced away by a white light on the bamboo house, and directly hit the giant outside.
Then he was stopped by the white light on the fence, and with a cry of pain, the leading giant was bounced back again.
The beast giants outside shook their heads from side to side, watching him bounce back and forth and stood there for a long time, until a giant said: "The Eastern Wilderness is too dangerous, I want to go back to the Central Wilderness."
"Get back to me, sir!" The leading giant in the bombing still had time to teach his subordinates, "We are warriors, fearless warriors!"
At this time, the beast giant looked inside the house with the help of the skylight, "Boss, there is nothing inside, no one lives in it, and there are no treasures."
"Then there's the pond. There must be something fishy about the lotus flowers still blooming on the pond." The leading giant felt that Bungun's posture was slowing down.
But just as the beastly giant leaned down to pick the lotus in the pond, the man was also ejected and collided directly with the leading giant.
"Ouch", the two giants fell in the snow and didn't want to move for a moment.
"Take a rest, everyone wants to think about it." The leading giant groaned and said, it was really no choice, so he had to let the giants outside leave first.
Yu Sheng was unaware that a group of uninvited guests had arrived at the bamboo house. He was making a snack called "Queen Mother Cake".
"Queen Mother?" Aunt Qing looked at Yu Sheng's actions and asked him at the same time, "I'm not afraid that your mother will break your legs."
The king's mother is the queen mother, and she obviously intends to usurp the throne for the rest of her life.
"This is a snack I specially made for her to learn from my past life. She will never be able to bear to blame me after tasting it."
The truth Yu Sheng told seemed to be lies, and he kept moving his hands, peeling the skin and tendons from the pork suet that came from the nine places.
After finishing these tasks, Yu Sheng washed the big knife he borrowed from Pork Nine, turned it over, and smashed the pork suet hard with the back of the knife.
The reason why I used Pork Jiu's knife was because the butcher's knife was heavy enough to be used easily when smashed.
Guizhujiu was so happy that Yu Sheng compared his knife with the exquisite and sharp knives in the inn.
After pounding the lard fat into thick paste, Yu Sheng stopped, added cinnamon, pepper and other seasonings, and stirred evenly.
After finishing these tasks, Yu Sheng came to the dough that had been mixed, rolled it into thin sheets, rolled it into the dough with a lot of seasonings, and then stretched it into long strips.
While he was busy, Aunt Qing asked: "When will you post the couplets on the Bamboo House?"
In my aunt's opinion, the couplets that will be hung in the bamboo house for the rest of my life are very domineering. The only drawback is that it is a pity to hang them in the bamboo house, and it is far better to hang them in the inn.
But he insisted on hanging in the bamboo house for the rest of his life.
There is a reason for this.
This couplet is "The wind and clouds are rising when you raise your hands, and you look down at the common people when you raise your eyes." Although no one can recognize it when it is hung in the wilderness, Yu Sheng felt that the copied couplet should be kept low-key.
Otherwise, it would be difficult to explain when someone asks. After all, with Yu Sheng’s accomplishments, the secret will be revealed as soon as I explain.