Chapter six hundred and eighty eighth river mussels
The young water monkey staggered, dragging a wooden stick taller than itself, and stumbled after the black cat Sheriff.
The two cats had already crossed the street, and the water monkeys also chased them in a mighty manner, leaving only two water monkeys chasing the tail of the team.
Just as he was about to catch up to the alley entrance, the old beggar transformed into a 38-year-old woman. Suddenly he ran out with two lumps of flesh shaking on his chest in an unladylike manner, and he was about to step on them in two steps.
"Be careful!" Yu Sheng acted as a reminder, but the old beggar only looked back at the grass, and by the time he looked forward, it was already too late.
The two little water monkeys were already petrified, or rather stunned. They leaned closely together, raising wooden sticks and preparing to block the car with their mantis arms.
At this moment, Yu Sheng arrived in an instant. When it was already too late to bend down to save the two little ones, Yu Sheng stopped the old beggar.
"You, you, you rogue." The old beggar shouted, his voice also changed, it was gentle even when he was angry.
The villagers who had just returned from buying pork from Pork Jiu's house heard the old beggar shouting, looked over, and shouted: "Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing?"
"I'm not telling you that, no matter how impatient you are, you can't find someone so old." He walked over with his hands behind his back, "I firmly disagree."
"What a mess, go back and eat your pork." Yu Sheng waved his hand, pushing the old beggar away in disgust, and retreated to a safe area.
At this time, the two water monkeys who had been frightened just now reacted and rushed forward with wooden sticks and stabbed the old beggar several times.
The old beggar jumped and cursed a few times, but the two little water monkeys didn't care. After a few blows to avenge the old beggar, they happily went to settle the score with the two cats.
Yu Sheng watched the little water monkey leave. At this time, a villager came over and looked the old beggar up and down, "Xiao Yu'er, although you are the leader of the Eastern Wasteland, you grew up under my uncle's watch. It's not that my uncle said you, you and her are really not suitable."
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"Where are you thinking? What is appropriate for me to discuss with him? You don't even know who he is. I..." Yu Sheng explained hurriedly.
"That's even more wrong." The villager said righteously, "Since you don't like others, don't play with them."
"Don't rob civilian girls just because you are the leader of the Eastern Wilderness Alliance, or I'll beat you up." After the villager said this, he apologized to the old beggar, "Madam, Xiao Yu'er is ignorant, you..."
"Madam, your sister." the old beggar said angrily.
The villager was startled, glanced at Yu Sheng suspiciously, and carefully asked the old beggar, "Girl?"
"Girl, your grandma."
"Auntie?"
"Auntie, your grandma."
"Your uncle," the clay figurine also had a bad temper. The villager finally got angry, "Whose unscrupulous woman is this? Why can't you hear good things? If I hadn't been so easy on women, I would have beaten you long ago."
"Uncle, don't be like him. He is the old beggar in front of the inn. He was turned into this by Si You in the inn." Yu Sheng comforted the villagers.
"Oh, that beggar is mentally ill." The villagers looked at the old beggar up and down and praised him.
"Your great-aunt is the only one who is sick." The old beggar continued to curse.
"My great-aunt is Xiao Yu'er's grandma." The villager told Xiao Yu'er, "You have to take care of him and take care of him. This old beggar doesn't know what is good and what is good. He is really mentally ill."
"Okay, just take a look." Yu Sheng sent the villagers away. Just as he turned around, he saw the old beggar looking at him with gritted teeth, "Shopkeeper Yu, I hate you!"
As he spoke, his eyes filled with tears, and the pear blossoms brought rain.
Yu Sheng was startled, but he hadn't cleaned up yet, "As for that, weren't they just two little water monkeys that gave you a few painless slaps?"
The old beggar turned back and looked at the gourds and grass floating in the air behind him, "Because of you, I am entangled."
Only then did Yu Sheng see that behind the old beggar, Cao'er's two ghosts with gourds and grass on their heads were holding on to the old beggar tightly.
At this time, Cao'er walked out of the alley leisurely and said to the old beggar: "You run, if you keep running, you won't be in my hands now."
She stared at the old beggar with burning eyes, "I have to see if this transformation will change the things in the body."
Cao'er was about to make a move as he spoke, but was stopped by Yu Sheng, "It's not appropriate to go to the woodshed on the street."
"That's right. Although your body is not a beggar, it is offensive to be seen on the street." Cao'er waved his hand and said, "Go back to the woodshed of the inn."
After the old beggar was taken away, he turned around and shouted angrily to Yu Sheng, "Shopkeeper Yu, I hate you, I hate you!"
"Why do you hate me? Didn't I already promise to give you food for three days?" Cao'er pushed the old beggar and told him to leave quickly.
"That's what you promised. I didn't ask for it." The old beggar said aggrievedly, and then he said in a high tone, "If you give alms for five days, I will agree."
"You are so beautiful, I, Cao'er, have a conscience if you don't deduct those three days." Cao'er said as he pushed the old beggar and entered the inn.
Yu Sheng didn't go back for the time being, so he walked in the direction where the little water monkey left, until he reached the end of the alley, the peach grove in the north of the village.
After seeing two cats showing off their power to the water monkeys under the peach trees on a peach tree in full bloom, Yu Sheng turned around and walked along the river ditch, walking along the river ditch towards the stone bridge.
The rain has been intermittent, the dark clouds have gradually gone away, and the sky is about to clear up. The water level in the river has receded a lot, but it is still strong.
So when he walked not far from the stone bridge and saw Baozi leading his little grandson and other furry kids to catch something by the river, Yu Sheng immediately called them up.
"The river is so deep and big, what if I fall?" Yu Sheng gave them a kick each, "Why doesn't it make people worry at all?"
"Don't be afraid, we can swim." These cute kids said happily.
"Don't you know how to swim better than me?" Yu Sheng said angrily.
When he saw his grandson holding a bucket and shrinking back, he immediately stopped him and asked, "Let me see what it is?"
"Nothing, nothing." A group of kids defended.
Yu Sheng became more and more curious, "Bring it to me, or you won't be allowed to eat at my place again."
The few idiots immediately gave in. Yu Sheng’s cooking was especially delicious. How much less fun would life be if they could no longer enjoy their meals?
The little grandson obediently handed over the bucket. Yu Sheng lowered his head and saw that there was half a bucket of river mussels. The lid of the clam shell was tightly closed, which immediately attracted Yu Sheng's greedy man.
"Okay, I confiscated these river mussels. We will eat mussels at the inn tomorrow night." Yu Sheng announced.
"Ah?" The furry children were a little reluctant. River mussels were very delicious and they were ready to eat them themselves.
Baozi was still smart and took a step forward to save the clam, "Brother Sheng, this river mussel is a fish, you can't eat the fish."
"Nonsense, who told you that river mussels are fish? Lao Yu ate them all the time." Yu Sheng took the bucket away without saying a word, leaving a cry of mourning behind him.
"Forget it, forget it, I won't eat at noon tomorrow, and I'll eat it with Brother Sheng in the evening. Maybe the river mussels made by Brother Sheng are more delicious?" Baozi said.
Immediately I felt happy again.
When Yu Sheng returned to the inn, Bai Gaoxing was the only one in the lobby. He sat at the curtain in the backyard, so that he could have a full view of the lobby, the backyard and the kitchen.
Yu Sheng said hello to Bai Gaoxing and was about to go to the backyard to put the river mussels into the clear water when he saw the Taoist priest walking out of the hut in a miserable state, covering his buttocks.
"You just came out?" Yu Sheng asked. Didn't you make the inn's hut your home?
"I've been in there three or four times." Bai Xingxing answered on behalf of the Taoist priest.
"what happened?"
"Don't mention it," the Taoist priest waved his hand and said weakly, "I have constipation and diarrhea. Don't let me catch the drugger. If I catch him, I will have to kill him!"