"You just forgot to take your medicine. If you think it's too little, I'll give you more?" Yu Sheng turned around and said.
"No, no, although I'm not short of money, I'm not a fool." Mo Wen waved his hand.
He said happily: "It's rare for shopkeeper Yu to be generous, so give me four portions of two dishes!"
"Okay," Yu Sheng stretched out his hand, "There are thirty strings in total. Thank you for your patronage."
"What?" Mo Wen almost fell down in fright, "Isn't it Si Guan?"
He asked Yu Sheng, "Am I not good at mental arithmetic, or was your mental arithmetic taught by that young doctor?"
After the business ended yesterday, that guy came to him this morning to settle the accounts. Mo Wen had a deep understanding of that arithmetic.
"I'm much better at mental arithmetic than you." Yu Sheng pointed to the menu, "Didn't you see the limited supply? If you ask for an extra portion, the price of the meal will be doubled."
Mo Wen stretched out his fingers and counted, "What if I want five copies?"
"Sixty-two passes." Yu Sheng said.
Mo Wen counted with his fingers and said with admiration: "The shopkeeper is really a master of calculation. You are really unambiguous when it comes to money. You are better than a monkey."
There was some sarcasm in the second half of the sentence, but I didn't catch it for the rest of my life.
On the other hand, Yu Shiyu heard this and said to Aunt Qing: "Don't say it, I must have inherited this from his mother."
After Mo Wen said this, he reached into his pocket to take out the money, "Then I want..."
"Five servings?"
"No, one portion." Mo Wen handed the two guans to Yu Sheng and said proudly: "Shopkeeper, I'm not stupid."
The rest of my life is full of disappointment, "I've only done it twice, but you still keep saying that I'm not short of money. Isn't it an embarrassment to you?"
"You are here to provoke the general." Mo Wen had already learned how to deal with Yu Sheng. He waved his family over and asked for a portion each.
Just when he was feeling proud, Bai Bei, who Yu Sheng had sent behind to ask for poison, hurried in.
He happily said to Yu Sheng: "Shopkeeper Yu, come on, come on, I've brought back the poison you want."
He held it in each hand and introduced it to Yu Shengbo with great interest: "This is Qizao Pill, and this is Smiling Half-step Epilepsy. Which one do you think is suitable?"
Without waiting for Yu Sheng's answer, Bai Bei said again: "If you are not satisfied, I still have Qibu Duangchang Powder in my pocket."
The lobby suddenly became quiet, and everyone looked at Yu Sheng in horror.
"Why did you take so much poison?" Yu Sheng noticed the subtle atmosphere around him and hurriedly asked Bai Bei, expecting him to explain why he took the poison.
Bai Beihui misunderstood and instead of helping Yu Sheng explain, he said, "Oh, Shopkeeper Yu, it's not my fault."
"There are so many poisons in the back, and you still ask me to choose. Aren't you sincerely trying to embarrass me? I'm most afraid of making choices."
"Besides, this is poison, can I choose it carefully?
"It's best to eat it silently and without pain, and die in a miserable state, so it's easier to communicate." Bai Bei said.
"After much back and forth, it took me a long time to choose, but I'm still hesitant, so I came to you to make a decision."
Yu Sheng could only wave his hands and explain himself, "Don't get me wrong, he asked for this poison himself."
Everyone obviously didn't believe it, so I could only push the white cup for the rest of my life and let him explain himself.
"Yes, yes, don't get me wrong." Bai Bei nodded, "I offended Shopkeeper Yu, and I used this poison to commit suicide."
"That's cruel enough." Mo Wen muttered.
He took out sixty pieces from his arms and said, "Shopkeeper Yu, I didn't tease you on purpose just now. I want five copies, really."
"You have misunderstood. It was not that he offended me, but that he wanted to commit suicide." Yu Sheng said.
"Yes, yes, I want to commit suicide." Bai Bei explained beside him, "Let the shopkeeper help me feed it."
The guests in the lobby looked unbelieving. They had never heard of finding poison by themselves and letting others feed it to them.
Siyou Baicao said: "Shopkeeper Yu, this is what's wrong with you. You can only kill people with a nod of your head. How can you torment others like this?"
"Who tormented him?"
Even if Yu Sheng jumped into the sea, he couldn't clean it up, so he chased Bai Bei away, "Okay, if you want to die, find a place by yourself, don't bother me."
"Shopkeeper Yu, don't, if you don't feed me, it's useless for me to eat. Shopkeeper Yu..."
Bai Bei chased Yu Sheng into the back kitchen, but as soon as he raised the door curtain, Yu Sheng kicked him away. "Don't let the poison enter the back kitchen!"
If he were allowed to bring so much poison into the kitchen, no one would eat the meal tonight.
Aunt Qing's stool flashed, causing the white cup to fly across the table. She stumbled directly to the door of the inn and fell in front of the old beggar.
"Why don't you just kick me to death?" Bai Bei fell to the ground and said to the sky.
"Don't be angry. If you anger shopkeeper Yu, he can kick you to death, resurrect you, and kick you to death again." The old beggar came over.
He happened to block the light and saw that Bai Bei was well-dressed when he entered, but now it was scratched with swords and in tatters, and he suddenly felt sympathy.
"I'd say you'd better not go in. You can stay here for a night without suffering." said the old beggar.
He also stole some asparagus from the inn, and his beggar's den became much more comfortable.
He stretched out his hand to pull him up, but Bai Bei was indifferent and just said in pain, "Please move off the ground."
"Move somewhere?"
The old beggar came here because he couldn't survive in Yangzhou City and his land was robbed. When he heard that his land was being moved, he immediately became alert.
"Let me tell you, I am also the elder who counts bags in the Beggar Clan." He extended his thumb and index finger.
"I don't care if you have eight bags or nine bags, you stepped on my hand." Bai Bei shouted.
"Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The old beggar hurriedly got out of the way and kept apologizing, "Forgive me for my poor eyesight."
As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped the old beggar on the face, making him dizzy with stars in his eyes.
"Hey, why are there gold stars and a one-eyed monster in the sky..." The old beggar was wondering when his foot was tripped by the leg of Bai Bei, who was lying on the ground, and he fell down on Bai Bei's body.
The screams suddenly echoed through the inn, frightening the guests and making them jump.
Not only the inn, but also something outside was frightened.
A stone as big as a little grandson's head fell and hit Bai Bei's vital part.
Bai Bei, who had just finished screaming, screamed again, even more miserable than before.
He said hoarsely and out of breath: "Smelly beggar, where the hell did you hit me?"
The old beggar stood up hurriedly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
"You fucking did it on purpose, otherwise you would have been able to step on it so accurately?"
Bai Bei scolded, "If you want to retaliate against me for slapping you in the face, just do it in the open. How can you be a man if you do it secretly?"
The old beggar stood up and was startled when he saw the stone under Bai Bei's crotch, and then heard Bai Bei's scolding.
"Damn it, I dare you to be a monster and beat me up." The old beggar finally found the culprit.
The old beggar originally wanted to step on Bai Bei again, but after looking at the stone between Bai Bei's legs, he let him go.
At this time, there was a crisp sound out of thin air, and another sound of a big slap on the face. The frightened old beggar hurriedly covered his face.
"You fucking hit me again?!" the old beggar was angry.
"No, no, absolutely not, I only do it when you say the word 'blind'..."
Halfway through Bai Bei's words, "Pah", there was a crisp sound out of thin air, and then there was the sound of a slap.