As soon as he released his hand, the old beggar, who was wondering whether the slap hurt, hurriedly covered his face again.
But his face still didn't hurt. The old beggar couldn't help but let go and looked around, wondering who could be so unlucky?
"Stop looking for it." Bai Bei covered his left cheek, and the five red fingerprints on it were clearly visible on his face.
"No, you..." The old beggar was confused. This man actually beat himself. No wonder he wanted to find shopkeeper Yu to commit suicide.
"Same reason." Bai Bei said as he lay on the steps. He could no longer harass him for the rest of his life.
"What, you're going to get punished even if you speak blindly..." The old beggar said mid-sentence and slapped him across the face.
"Hey, what kind of magic are you doing? Are you sick?" The old beggar was angry!
Bai Bei smiled bitterly, endured the pain and sat up, looking at the starry sky and said, "It sounds like I'm really sick."
"Huh?" The old beggar heard that there was a story in it and squatted down next to him.
"I was born with bad eyesight..." Bai Bei said.
"Pa" slapped him again, but it didn't interrupt Bai Gui.
He continued: "I have small eyes. When I look at people, I want to stretch my eyes in front of them and look at them."
"Over time, all my friends and neighbors called me blind..."
"Pa", another slap.
"Okay, okay, I know you even hit yourself when you look bad." The old beggar stopped the white cup, but he got slapped again.
"You can just use 'that' instead of 'blind'." After saying that, the old beggar touched his cheek again.
Both cheeks have swollen at a speed that is visible to the naked eye.
"It's really unlucky for us to talk so hard," said the old beggar.
Bai Bei looked at the starry sky and continued to recall, "Many people also like to use the word 'blind'... to make fun of me, laugh at me, and tease me."
"Although my mother has taught me since childhood, don't pay attention to those who make fun of you. You are just the bad one, and they are mentally disabled."
But Bai Bei couldn't help but want to see clearly their mocking faces, and then slapped them hard.
As he got older, the more people laughed at Bai Bei, the deeper the resentment in his heart became.
Until one day, when a person laughed at him and he mentally thought about giving him a slap, a miracle happened.
The whole world suddenly became clear. Bai Bei saw that man's face and the smile was so ugly that it made people vomit.
So much so that when a slap that he could see appeared out of thin air and hit the man's face, he felt physically and mentally relaxed as never before.
"It was that time that I first glimpsed the threshold of my state of mind." Bai Bei said.
After a hundred years, Bai Bei finally understood his state of mind, entered Taoism, and became an immortal a thousand years later.
"It's just that no matter how much I control my state of mind, I can't control hearing, blindness, or blindness..."
Seeing that the white cup's head was shaking after being slapped twice, the old beggar suggested, "You should use that one, then that one."
So Bai Bei's words became, "No matter others or myself, as long as they say that, that, that, that, that, in front of me, they will be slapped."
Ye Zigao heard the "pop bang" sound outside and came out to watch the excitement, and happened to hear Bai Bei say this.
He asked curiously: "What, that, and that, which one are you talking about?"
"That's the one." The old beggar pointed at his eyes.
"Which one is it?" Ye Zigao still didn't understand.
But looking at the faces of these two people, Ye Zigao was astonished, "Hey, how did you two chat? You've already beaten yourself into a pig's head."
Just when Yu Sheng called Ye Zigao to serve the dishes, Ye Zigao left with a smile.
"You have a fucking pig head, what are your eyes..." The old beggar scolded Ye Zigao on the back, and then he received another slap.
"Hiss", the old beggar took a breath of air and looked back at the white cup, and then the two of them laughed "haha".
"Hey, by the way," the old beggar remembered, "there was a slap just now, but neither of us got it, so who got it?"
Bai Bei was startled, "I don't know."
He was only paying attention to the pain in his crotch and didn't see clearly who he hit. "Besides, I can't see clearly because of this blindness."
As he said this, Bai Bei received another slap.
"Okay, okay, let's not worry about who it is. Don't talk about that again."
The old beggar turned around with a smile and shouted towards the inn, "Xiao Fu, Xiao Nan, give me a pot of wine and two plates of good food. Let us brothers have a few drinks."
The old beggar said, "Don't forget, Miss Cao'er promised me food and wine for three days, and your shopkeeper's words don't count."
"Do you want Cao'er to become a villain who doesn't believe his words?" said the old beggar.
Those three days of meals were earned at the expense of his dignity.
"Cao'er is already a little person. If you make her little longer, you will have to be poisoned to death." Fu Nan said and went to get a jar of linden wine.
The old beggar took it, leaned against the wall of the inn with the white cup, looked at the starry sky, and drank.
"By the way, why are you looking for death?"
"Didn't you see it when I came in in the evening?"
"No, I was stealing grass at that time," said the old beggar.
Bai Bei didn't answer. He just looked at the sky and said, "Man, if you accidentally push yourself into a desperate situation, you can only die."
"What desperate situation is more terrifying than death?" asked the old beggar.
"In the wilderness, sometimes death is not scary, but living is scary." Bai Bei took a sip of wine.
"The night is really nice tonight."
"Yes, the two moons are in the sky, and the starry sky is not dark..."
Talking about Yu Sheng, after kicking the white cup away, I looked back and saw that the casserole had been simmered over low heat.
He opened the lid and took a look. The tofu had holes, and the mussel and tofu soup was alive.
Yu Sheng took the casserole off the fire and when he was putting it on the plate, the delicious smell immediately permeated the entire kitchen, making it difficult for the little boy who came in to deliver vegetables such as Baozi and others.
"Don't crowd around here. Get a bowl. I'll give you a bowl each." Yu Sheng said.
When Yu Sheng shared Baozi with them, "It smells so good," said the monster hanging upside down from the eaves, holding Lao Gao's swollen cheeks, and quietly sticking his head out of the kitchen window.
"How about we do it now? I can still get a good pot of soup."
"Hush! He is not a good person, not to mention that he has helpers now." The monster behind called him back.
"We need to take a long-term view." He pointed to the back, "Let's go over there and have a look. I heard something moving in the woodshed."
The monster behind lowered his voice and led the upside-down monster to the woodshed.
The two monsters moved very quietly without leaving any trace, and when Baozi and the others made trouble, they never heard of it for the rest of their lives.
After driving Baozi and the others out, Yu Sheng put the rest on a plate and called Ye Zigao who was talking outside to come back and take it out.
Mo Wen gave three bowls and gave two bowls to Aunt Qing and Yu Shiyu.
"Shopkeeper, where's ours?" Ye Zigao asked.
"Serve it yourself." Yu Sheng was already busy with the second dish.
He picked out the fresh green vegetables that Baozi and the others had picked, and asked Guaizai to wash them and blanch them in boiling water.
After blanching, cut the turnip in a cross shape and set aside.
In the lobby of the inn, many furry children are already enjoying the delicious food cooked by Yu Sheng.
The pure white mussel and tofu soup emits a bit of white gas, and the fragrance tempts the guests in the lobby.
Aunt Qing took a small bowl and took a bite of tofu. It was fragrant and fresh, and it was rare and delicious.
Yu Shiyu also took a small sip. Although she kept arguing with Yu Sheng, there was nothing wrong with this bowl of soup.
"I really don't know who he inherited this skill from." Yu Shiyu said, "Is that woman also good at cooking?"
"Farewell that mother-in-law, that mother-in-law, she is also your mother." Aunt Qing said.
"Yes, yes, she is the scorpion's tail." Yu Shiyu said.
Mo Wen's soup also arrived. They tasted it and immediately cheered, which aroused the greed of other guests.