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Chapter 73 - Die before you start

Yu Sheng pulled Li Zheng over and was about to murmur when he saw the woman clasping her hands behind her back and looking at him with a smile.

He pulled Li Zheng to the corner again and said, "Uncle Zhang, don't always want to make a big deal. What little aunt? Why do I have a little aunt?"

"She is really your little aunt." Li Zheng said seriously, "I saw her with your mother when I was young. Don't tell me, her appearance has not changed at all."

Yu Sheng pulled his head back and said, "Yes, you look like this now. If she is really my little aunt, shouldn't she also have wrinkles on her face? Is she a monster?"

The woman put her hands behind her back and calmly dealt with Ye Zigao who came up to talk to her. She only raised her eyebrows imperceptibly when Yu Sheng said the word "monster".

"Don't talk nonsense. Your little aunt is very capable. When she was young, she could hunt tigers in the mountains and catch turtles in the sea. It's not difficult to keep her appearance unchanged," Li Zheng said.

He looked back at the woman and continued: "This is a great opportunity for you, kid. Cherish it and you might be able to learn something great."

"Is she really my little aunt?" Yu Sheng was still suspicious, "Why haven't I heard the old man mention it?"

"Well, they don't have a good relationship." Li Zheng said vaguely, "She stopped coming after your mother's accident. Besides, they are not biological sisters. I think Lao Yu has long forgotten."

I still don’t believe it for the rest of my life.

"Xiao Yu'er, let's get some wine." Uncle Shi walked in with a wine gourd. He was very happy these days and often drank and talked happily with the blind man.

When Uncle Shi passed the woman, he glanced at the woman and stopped, "Hey, you are not that, hey, Xiao Yu'er's aunt?"

The woman smiled like a spring breeze and nodded gracefully.

Li Zheng looked back at Yu Sheng, "Do you believe it now?"

"Can I not believe it?" Yu Sheng sighed and walked towards the woman, but was pulled back by Li Zheng.

"Come back, what did you mean just now? You are like this, I am very old?"

"You are not old. You are just like the flower at seven or eight o'clock in the morning, just waiting to bloom with a smile."

Li Zheng was very satisfied, "Flower, what kind of flower?"

"Chrysanthemum." Yu Sheng said.

"What are you talking about? If we talk about it, you will be more like my uncle." Uncle Shi came over and said.

Yu Sheng saw that Ye Zigao's grandson was showing off his hospitality, so he hurried over.

He can no longer bear one more young aunt, and one more elder will make him die of worry.

"Go, go." Yu Sheng pushed Ye Zigao away, "There is a beautiful woman waiting for you in the backyard."

After being pushed away, Ye Zigao refused to leave. After Yu Sheng raised his foot to kick her, he reluctantly took a step back, "What kind of beauty?"

"I'm taking a bath in the basin." Yu Sheng waved him off quickly, and he put the big snail in a basin and soaked it.

After Ye Zigao left, the woman stretched out her hands, held the sword in her arms, and looked him up and down, "You are Si Yu's son."

Yu Sheng drooped his head, "If you didn't go to the wrong door, I should be."

"That's right. Although he's not a very talented person, he's still half a talented person." The woman said, "It's just a little dark."

Yu Sheng raised his eyebrows, a little darker, half-faced... Are you really my little aunt?

The woman seemed to be able to guess his thoughts, "I am really your little aunt."

She stretched out her left hand and patted Yu Sheng's head affectionately, "Come on, call me aunt."

I wanted to avoid it for the rest of my life, but my brain was not in control, so I could only bear it silently, "Isn't this good? Doesn't it call you old?"

The woman raised her eyebrows and teased: "Don't be afraid. As a monster, being called by you makes me look young."

Yu Sheng was shameless and pretended to be frightened, "What are you talking about, you're a monster?"

The woman sighed helplessly, twisting his ears and dragging him towards the counter as she remained stiff for the rest of her life, "Nephew, you are not good."

"It hurts, it hurts." Yu Sheng stood on his toes and tilted his head, trying hard to prevent his ears from being tightened. "Aunt, aunt, I was wrong."

For the rest of my life, I regarded my aunt as another thing in my heart, and I felt much more comfortable in my heart, and I was no longer so speechless.

Unfortunately, someone also used this explanation when he lied last night. Now that I heard Yu Sheng yelling so awkwardly, I couldn't help but think of that aspect.

"Bah, I don't know how to arrange it for me." The woman spat lightly, "Just call me Aunt Qing." After saying that, she let go of Yu Sheng's ears.

She sat at the long table in front of the counter and looked around, "That's right, I didn't expect you to keep the inn looking so good."

"What does it mean to look pretty? This is..." Yu Sheng was glared at by Aunt Qing, "Looking pretty."

"Bring me a jar of Qimu wine, I haven't drank it for a long time." Aunt Qing called to him.

"It's a jar." Yu Sheng reluctantly took a jar, "Well, here you go..."

When he saw Aunt Qing flashing her fingers, he rolled his eyes and said, "Aunt Qing, what are you doing at the inn?"

"As your only elder, I can't leave you to fend for yourself, so I came here to take care of you." Aunt Qing poured a bowl of wine and tasted it.

Zhao Fu Yi Er? This person looks like he is here to seize his power. No, absolutely not.

"You have so many things to do, so you don't need to take care of me, right?" Yu Sheng said politely.

He didn't know what this cheap aunt was doing, but it was always a good compliment.

Aunt Qing raised her eyebrows, "Why do you have so many things to do all day long? I'm too busy to do anything, so I came here to find something to do."

"Looking for something to do?"

"Yes, I will come and check the accounts of this inn from now on, so that you can save yourself the trouble of being lavish and frugal." Aunt Qing first seized the financial power with one sentence.

She glanced at the inn and saw a jar of wine placed on each table. She smiled happily and said, "One jar as usual. This business is good and prosperous."

"That's my money." Yu Sheng reminded her that if the inn becomes rich, it will also be his.

"I know." Aunt Qing gave him a sharp look, "It's so verbose and verbose, it doesn't have your mother's masculinity at all."

Yu Sheng: "...my mother, masculine?"

"Snapped!"

Just as Yu Sheng was about to speak, he heard someone behind him banging the table, saying weakly and angrily: "This, this, this post."

He looked back and stepped back in fright, almost bumping into Aunt Qing.

I saw that King Kong has now completely become King Kong who masturbates.

The forehead above his eyes was swollen, his cheeks were bulging, and his upper and lower lips were swollen into big sausages.

"Heiwei, let's see if you don't hit Lanni's weight." King Kong stood up shakily with his hands on the table, his tongue was swollen and could not curl up.

"Be careful." Aunt Qing supported Yu Sheng, "Back then, your mother was the one whose appearance remained unchanged despite the collapse of the mountain." That was really a collapse of the mountain.

"Tarzan is just a human ape, how can he be as arrogant as this master." However, Yu Sheng still calmed down and carefully measured King Kong's swelling.

"What a mess." Aunt Qing took a sip of wine and said, "Isn't your kid really drugged?"

King Kong stood up and reached out to untie the long sword wrapped in linen.

"If you can't trust me, why don't you trust your nephew?" Yu Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, "Damn it, this grandson is allergic to spicy food and is here to cause trouble on purpose."

Aunt Qing kicked him and said, "If you don't learn from me, I will learn some curse words. Fortunately, I'm here."

Yu Sheng touched his butt in grievance and watched King Kong pull out his sword, slashing the sword in the air first, and then fell down on the table.

Before he fell down, a thought flashed through King Kong Shangming's clear mind, "Damn it, you ate too much, your greed is causing trouble."

It turns out that although King Kong is allergic to spicy food, he is very skilled in business and has a good grasp of spicy food. He can blackmail stores or smash other people's stores when he is sober.

It’s just that Yu Sheng’s mapo tofu was so delicious that he couldn’t help but lick it clean.

This was great, before he could stand up to blackmail and smash up the store, he had already fallen down.


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