When it comes to high-end hotels on the road, the most worrying ones are the dark ones.
A passer-by at the inn saw King Kong standing up with a swollen body, shouted something vaguely, then fell down on the table, and suddenly became quiet.
Yu Sheng and them stared at each other, and the air in the inn became stagnant for a while.
When Yu Sheng saw the fisherman walking past the door, he ran out anxiously and pulled him in while winking, "Uncle Gen, your stupid son is sick again."
The lame fisherman was confused, "You are sick, what is your illness?"
"It's that strange disease you get after being slept by the monkey demon." Yu Sheng pulled the fisherman to the Vajra table.
The fisherman still didn't understand, but when he stood in front of the table and took a look, he said, "Oh, it really looks like a monkey has slept with it, but this is..."
Yu Sheng quietly slapped the back of his hand, and the fisherman immediately came to his senses, "It's true, alas, he has become more and more like a monkey since he was kidnapped by the monkey monster."
He quietly gestured to Yu Sheng with one finger, which was a bargain.
Yu Sheng shook his head and disagreed, and the fisherman immediately said, "But this is not..."
Yu Sheng nodded quickly.
The fisherman continued: "He fell asleep and didn't scream like the monkey last time. Come on, help me and let him rest in the back."
Yu Sheng hurriedly took his hand and helped King Kong to the back.
The travelers at the inn were dubious, but there were many stories of people being bitten and turning into dogs, and people turning into wolves. It was not that hard for people to accept that they were turned into monkeys after being slept by a monkey monster.
Of course, King Kong's appearance is also a plus, otherwise the fisherman wouldn't agree with Yu Sheng as soon as they meet him.
Aunt Qing saw all this, looked at their figures, and muttered: "This boy's talent for lying is just like his mother, he just opens his mouth."
Fu Nan knew King Kong's identity, so he followed him out and saw the fisherman. The four of them squatted by the well and looked at King Kong lying on the ground.
When the fisherman saw the rich man coming, he got out of the way and said, "You kid, please remember, you are not allowed to charge money for drinking next time."
"I know, I know." Yu Sheng waved his hand, "Being disrespectful to an elder is adding insult to injury."
The fisherman raised his foot to kick him, but Yu Sheng hurriedly dodged him.
He was sitting on the edge of the well when he heard a "plop" sound coming from the well. He looked down and saw nothing, so he didn't take it to heart.
The fisherman was forced to leave the backyard, took a handful of vegetables and went back to cook.
"What's going on?" Fu Nan took the fisherman's seat and squatted down, looking at King Kong's swollen face, "You poisoned me? Okay, I finally caught you."
"Go away, I'm not dead yet." Yu Sheng said, "I only have donkey's feet, do you want them?"
Before Fu Nan could say anything, Maomao had already kicked Yu Sheng's ass from behind.
This was already the second kick he received today. Yu Sheng could not help but complain: "You are all masters. I didn't commit any evil in my previous life."
Bai Gaoxing was puzzled, "What do you mean? You are just a donkey master. Have our status been upgraded?"
Ye Zigao shook his head, "A young woman came in front, she said she was our shopkeeper's aunt."
"Little aunt?" Bai Gaoxing was about to gossip, but was pulled back by Fu Nan.
The upright Jin Yiwei said: "Let's talk about what's going on in front of you first."
"He's allergic to spicy food, so he's looking for an excuse to cause trouble," Yu Sheng said.
"No wonder this grandson is looking for trouble when he comes up." Ye Zigao kicked King Kong hard, "What should we do with him now? Treat him?"
Looking back at wealth and hardship for the rest of my life, "As long as we don't kill people, the Jin Yiwei will let us do whatever we want?"
"These trivial things are just the work of the servants. As long as no one is killed, the Jin Yiwei doesn't care." Fu Nan said.
He then certified and corrected Yu Sheng, "Also, this is the person who lets you do whatever you want, not the Jinyiwei."
Ye Zi said, "I generally like to use this word to women. Of course, it's better for a woman to say 'do whatever you want' to me."
"Go away." The three of them all despised Ye Zigao. Among the four, he was the only one who was very dirty.
Yu Sheng stood up and said, "Then tie him up and let Cao'er show him, and take care of him when he wakes up."
"How to clean it up?" Ye Zigao asked.
Yu Sheng smiled "hehe", which made everyone feel cold, "Isn't he good at masturbating? Then let him masturbate as much as he can."
Ye Zigao was puzzled, "What kind of punishment is this? Who is the plane?"
"Masturbating is self-blasphemy." Yu Sheng said, "Let him masturbate seven or eight times a day."
Seven or eight times a day? How immoral. The three of them refreshed their understanding of the rest of their lives.
"You are cruel enough." Ye Zigao said, "It's just a matter of how to fight and who will supervise?"
"That's disgusting." Everyone took a step back in disgust.
They looked at each other and then stared at Yu Sheng in unison, "Whoever has the idea gets it."
It was difficult for Yu Sheng to go against the public opinion, so he could only change his mind shamelessly, "Whose idea was this evil? Why are you flying? I just pulled out my beard."
Ye Zigao immediately stood up, "I'm good at this, let me do it."
After everyone agreed, they took a rope and tied King Kong to the woodshed, and then let the dog watch him and scare him well when he woke up.
Returning to the lobby, Yu Sheng saw Aunt Qing standing behind the counter, flipping through the ledger, "Nephew, come here, come here."
Bai Gaoxing looked at Aunt Qing and then at Yu Sheng. Although he tried his best not to smile, the curve of his mouth had betrayed him.
Yu Sheng glared at him and walked over, "Sister, can you give me some face? Just call me by name."
"Who is your sister, older or younger?" She pointed to the picture on the ledger, "Who drew this?"
Yu Sheng looked over and saw that the ink was very fresh. Looking at the picture again, he saw that it was the figure of the city lord in the ink painting of the shrine.
Yu Sheng turned around and blamed Ye Zigao, "Didn't you go to draw a dragon? Why did you draw the city lord?"
Ye Zigao said: "The city lord is much more eye-catching than the evil dragon, so..."
Yu Sheng glanced at the painting again, "Why are your paintings so ugly? Don't you have the ability to put the finishing touches with a brush?"
"The finishing touch, the finishing touch, I'm talking about painting a dragon, so my skill in painting people is naturally a bit unfamiliar." Ye Zigao argued, "How about ugly? It's okay."
Yu Sheng took a look. If he hadn't seen an evil dragon before, he would have definitely regarded the person in the painting as an evil dragon. "It's like you, you just have better eyes."
He raised his head and glanced at Aunt Qing, whose eyes seemed somewhat similar.
"Of course, eye-catching is my specialty." Ye Zigao said proudly.
Aunt Qing closed the account book and said, "How can I just smudge the account book and deduct one day's wages?"
"This is my aunt." Bai Gaoxing muttered to Fu Nan, "The methods of punishing people are surprisingly consistent."
Fu Nan muttered: "Is your shopkeeper deprived of power?"
For the rest of his life, he thought about this. In order to regain his authority as the shopkeeper, he coughed and was about to speak, when Ye Zigao said enthusiastically: "I deserve the punishment, I deserve the punishment. I blame it for graffiti."
Yes, one of my subordinates will rebel without restraint.
"That's right. If you find a mistake and correct it, you will be rewarded with one day's wages." Aunt Qing said.
"Huh?" Ye Zigao was surprised and smiled from ear to ear.
Ye Zigao disdained to look at Yu Sheng, "If you know how to play ball, the reward given by Sister Qing is the biggest reward."
"Sister Qing? Grandson, you took advantage of me."