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Chapter 798 Stinky Tofu (Part 2)

When Yu Sheng and the city lord were in the new inn, Fu Nan drove his thunder car back.

The Ximen family was pulled by him and jumped off the thunder cart and ran towards the inn.

"Let go, let go." Ximen stopped and said, "What's wrong with you? You can't say anything about any happy events first."

If he hadn't seen this person and this car when he went to the city in Yu Sheng, the Ximen family would never have followed him.

Even if they follow now, the Ximen family regrets it.

He looked at Fu Nan who was holding his hand tightly, "How elegant are these two gentlemen? Let me tell you, I have a wife." Ximen said.

"I know you have a wife, so I asked you to find her today," Fu Nan said.

"What?" The Ximen family was startled. Just as they were wondering, they saw two mummies appearing at the door.

"Mummy!" he shouted, and his hand involuntarily reached for the sword at his waist, but stopped as soon as he touched the hilt.

"Yu Niang?" He looked at the person inside the door in surprise. Even though time flew by like lightning and even though she had changed beyond recognition, the Ximen family still recognized her at a glance.

Yuniang's eyes were full of joy, and she stood there and looked at him quietly, until tears wet her eyes and flowed down her cheeks with exposed bones.

Neither of them moved, cherishing this moment of looking at each other, fearing that this moment was just a dream and would be shattered if they moved.

It wasn't until the little mummy kept struggling, trying to break away from Yu Niang, that the two of them came back to their senses.

The Ximen family looked at the little mummy and asked, "He, is he Mu'er?"

Yuniang nodded.

Finally, the three of them couldn't bear it any longer, got up and ran towards each other, eager to hug each other.

The little mummy was the fastest, and Ximen's family thought that the little guy missed him too much, but as he approached, the little mummy opened its mouth wide and bit Ximen's outstretched hand.

The Ximen family didn't react in time. Fortunately, Fu Nan was well prepared and immediately grabbed the little mummy's shoulder blades.

"Hey, you kid, that's right, you don't recognize your relatives." Fu Nan praised.

The little mummy turned around, with red eyes, trying to bite Fu Nan, but it was in vain, and was finally caught by the big mummy.

This time, the big mummy no longer pampered him, and the little mummy seemed to feel the pain, but still showed its fangs at the big mummy unruly.

"Okay, okay", the Ximen family grabbed the big mummy, "He is too..."

Just when he was about to say that he was also motivated by the instinct after being turned into a mummy, Ximen remembered his mother-in-law and looked up at her, "You..."

"Ho ho", Yu Niang said, and the little grandson was about to step forward to act as an interpreter, but Ximenjia smiled and shook his head and said, "Don't be afraid, if you want to bite me, I will bite you."

The little grandson was surprised, "He actually understands what she says?"

"This is called telepathy." Fu Nan took his grandson back to prevent him from being bitten by the clawed little mummy.



Yu Sheng gained a new objective, and just as he closed the door, he saw the inn's reminder: "Congratulations to the host, the rich man successfully rescued the Ximen family and gained twenty merit points."

Yu Sheng was stunned and said to the city lord: "Now I feel that maybe Fu Nan is not the stupidest one in the inn, but Ye Zigao is."

Up to now, Fu Nan has earned him a lot of merit points. Unlike Ye Zigao and Bai Gaoxing, there is no movement at all now.

After hearing Yu Sheng's words, the city lord said, "You didn't count yourself among them, did you?"

"I..." Yu Sheng raised his brows and slapped his buttocks, "If you dare to look down on me, be careful how you treat me."

Although there was no one around, the city lord still felt that his majesty was offended, so he kicked him and kicked him out of the salted fish.

The wind was howling all around, and Yu Sheng only managed to steady himself when he was about to land. Seeing that the city lord didn't come down, he simply returned to the backyard of the inn to get water to wash his hands.

At the same time, don’t forget to ask the system, “Didn’t I tell you not to prompt you for merit values?”

The system asked coldly: "Did I agree?"

"Uh", it seems that there is no such thing as a meal for the rest of my life.

When he returned to the inn, he saw Ximen Jia and Yu'er holding hands and looking at each other's tearful eyes, while not forgetting to hold down the grumpy little mummy together.

Seeing Yu Sheng come in, the Ximen family stood up and said, "Mr. Yu, that card...can it really resurrect my wife and children?"

"Of course, I keep what I say," Yu Sheng said, "As long as you kill enough mummies, I will resurrect them immediately."

"But..." Yu Sheng paused.

"But what?" Ximen asked anxiously.

"But it's too slow for your wife to kill alone." Yu Sheng took out a demon card and said, "Wouldn't it be faster if you two work together?"

"Thank you, Mr. Yu." Ximen immediately took the demon card without hesitation.

The moment he took it over, the system reminded Yu Sheng: "Congratulations to the host, [the task of being kind to others] has been completed. Please check the rewards in time."

Yu Sheng immediately went back to the kitchen without hesitation and exchanged the stinky tofu on a plate.

Just as he was about to happily check it out, a stench hit his face, almost knocking Yu Sheng to the ground.

This stuff is so smelly, it's even stinkier than the rumored rotten eggs mixed with salted dried fish, plus smelly meat, and finally soaked in old vinegar overnight.

"Ouch", Yu Sheng covered his mouth and nose and fanned the smell with his hand, "This damn thing stinks too much. System, are you sure this is stinky tofu, not rotten tofu?"

"Of course it's stinky tofu, and it's the best stinky tofu provided by the system." The system said coldly.

"Really?" Yu Sheng cautiously took a step forward and immediately covered his nose because of the stinky smell. "How can I eat it if it smells so bad?"

"That's right!" The system's cold voice contained a smile, "That's why it's called top-notch stinky, tofu."

"Your uncle," Yu Sheng yelled, and this is how Ganqing ended the sentence.

People in the lobby outside heard Yu Sheng cursing, and Ye Zigao couldn't help but open the curtain and poke his head in.

"Shopkeeper, who are you talking about... Ah Zhi..." Ye Zigao was immediately smoked out and lay next to him retching.

"What's wrong?" Bai Gaoxing and Fu Nan who were in the lobby looked at him at the same time. Fu Nan asked with concern, "Are you pregnant?"

"Your grandma," Ye Zi scolded Fu Nan after he recovered. Thinking that it was rare for brothers to share the same fate, he said, "The shopkeeper is killing ducks in there. It's too bloody."

"What's so bloody about killing ducks?" Fu Nan was puzzled. Could it be that the shopkeeper's duck-killing technique was unique?

Then, Fu Nan thought about the salted duck made by the shopkeeper. It tasted really good. Unfortunately, he only made it once. He wanted to see what the shopkeeper made this time.

Fu Nan curiously opened the door curtain and walked in, "Shopkeeper, you're going to kill a duck..."

Halfway through the words, Fu Nan felt bad. It brought back bad memories, his face turned green, and he stumbled out without waiting for Yu Sheng's answer.

"vomit", he also vomited.

"Are you sure the shopkeeper is really killing ducks?" Bai Gaoxing was a little doubtful. Fu Nan was a Jin Yiwei after all. He had done murder before, but he was still afraid of killing ducks.

"Really, really", Fu Nan, who had recovered from his symptoms, nodded with certainty.

This made Bai Gaoxing even more suspicious. He walked towards the kitchen suspiciously, and just as he lifted the door curtain, he saw Yu Sheng, masked, carefully walking out with a plate of things.

Before Bai Gaoxing could say anything, the stench hit his face and almost made him faint.

"vomit", Bai Gaoxing turned around and ran out of the inn. The remaining Ye Zigao and Fu Nan did not hesitate to gloat at the misfortune, but they also crawled out and quickly started to vomit.

Soon, the little white fox sitting in the hall and the black cat Sheriff also escaped, and for a while, only the Ximen family and the mummies were left.

The Ximen family is in a bit of a dilemma at the moment. He just told his wife and children that he is not afraid of smells and will not dislike them, mother and son, and this is what happened for the rest of his life.

"Master Yu, what are you doing?" He tried hard to hold back the desire to escape and the discomfort in his body.

"Stinky tofu," Yu Sheng said angrily, "Would you like to try it? It should be very delicious."

"Try it?" Ximen's family was startled. Before he could say anything, they said "vomit." Yuniang took the little mummy and ran away in an instant. They couldn't bear it anymore.

Seeing this, Ximen no longer persisted and ran away. He started to faint before he could get out. In the last few steps, he lay on the ground and was pulled out by Yu Niang.

"This..." Yu Sheng looked at the figure of the mummy, and then at the stinky tofu in his hand. This thing actually has a miraculous effect on mummies!

He thought he could keep some and use them as biological weapons.


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