Chapter seven hundred and ninety ninth dog minions
"What's wrong with you, do you all look like you're pregnant?"
Li Zheng came over from a distance, said something to them, turned around and walked through the door of the inn, "Hey", he also went out.
"Xiao Yu'er, what are you doing?" Li Zheng asked outside with lingering fear.
"It's delicious, why don't you come in and try it?" Yu Sheng said, he was now between eating and not eating.
I heard from the system that this stinky tofu is the best in the world and extremely delicious, but facing the top-notch stinky tofu, you need some courage after all.
I want to bring in a companion for the rest of my life.
Not only was it okay to eat, but as soon as I talked about eating and thought about the taste just now, Li Zheng felt bad all over, and he held his hand against the wall and vomited.
"As for that?" The beggar, who had been disturbed from his Spring and Autumn Dream, still believed in Yu Sheng's cooking skills. Since it was food, the taste should be the same.
He poked his head in and said, "Shopkeeper Yu, let me have a try?" The beggar looked at Yu Sheng expectantly.
"It's done," Yu Sheng said, as long as someone was with him, he didn't have the guts to do it alone.
The beggar immediately retracted his head and said to the rich and troubled people with great certainty: "You can't eat this food."
Normally, he would not even step into the inn, but now he was asked to taste the food together. "This is either poison or poison." The old beggar was very sure.
"If you don't eat, you'll throw it down." Yu Sheng put the plate on the table and went out to breathe. He couldn't stand the smell anymore.
Just as Gouzi came back with Qiongqi, Yu Sheng called him hurriedly, "Gouzi, come on, I will grant your wish today."
"Woof, woof", the dog ran over with his tongue sticking out.
Qiongqi hurriedly followed behind, "What do you want me to do?" Qiongqi said.
"Who do you think you are?" Yu Sheng glared angrily and flashed the soles of his shoes at Qiongqi who stopped at his feet.
"I didn't say that." Qiongqi stepped away, "It was obviously your dog who said it."
"Seriously?" Yu Sheng asked.
"Seriously, you also know that we are of the same mind. If I had deliberately spoken ill of him, he would have beaten me long ago," Qiongqi said, which showed that Gouzi sincerely regarded him as a dog slave for the rest of his life.
Yu Sheng immediately gave Gouzi a kick, "Your father is a dog slave, no, what about the dog son? Who did you learn to be so unruly?"
"Woof woof", the kicked dog didn't dare to retaliate for the rest of his life, so he could only blame Qiongqi.
Even though there is a language barrier and different thinking, Gouzi knows that the reason for being beaten is Qiongqi.
"Papa", Qiongqi said aggrievedly after being slapped twice by Gouzi, "I'm just passing on a message."
The idea of a dog being a master was completely learned from a dog.
"I don't know where a dog came from. It was really good-looking and had white hair. It was very beautiful. It told the dog that all humans are slaves who serve dogs." Qiongqi said.
The dog knew for the rest of his life that the son of the Fifth Grandma in the city took advantage of the chaos a few days ago to exchange it from a wealthy family who fled from the southern wilderness, and sent it back to the Fifth Grandma to keep him company.
That dog looks quite like a pug from a previous life.
"Nonsense! Tell the dog that I am its master!" Yu Sheng pointed at himself, and then felt something was wrong, "Forget it, call me master, the dog is so ugly, I'd better not be related to him." Yu Sheng said.
Qiongqi rephrased.
"Also, don't let him go looking for that dog in the future. Don't let him learn the bad habits." Yu Sheng added.
"Actually, Gouzi is looking for him to improve the appearance of his offspring." As soon as Qiongqi finished speaking, he was slapped by Gouzi.
Only in this world can I say it is ugly for the rest of my life.
"Okay, come in, I'll give you something to try today." Yu Sheng turned around and entered the inn, "Don't you always want to taste that thing? Now I'll let you try something stinkier than it."
Li Zheng and others who were watching the excitement outside felt like vomiting again. They actually put such smelly things together with rice fields. They didn't know who to praise, but they ate it anyway.
The dog had already smelled the smell of the inn and could bear it, so he followed it in.
However, Qiongqi hesitated for a moment. Seeing that the dog was almost three steps away, he bravely entered the inn. Before he could even take three steps, he was already swaying from the smoke.
"Here, have a taste." Yu Sheng picked up a piece of stinky tofu and threw it to the dog.
The dog licked it carefully, and after finding it tasted good, he swallowed it in one gulp and chewed it happily.
"How is it? I think it tastes good. Look how delicious the dog eats it." Yu Sheng said to the person standing outside the door watching.
"As the saying goes, a dog can't change its habit of eating shit." Ye Zigao said that they were very suspicious of the dog's taste.
As soon as he finished speaking, the dog that swallowed the stinky tofu suddenly barked and started running around the inn.
"What's going on? What's going on?" Yu Sheng asked. He saw the dog running up the wooden ladder, and a moment later he ran down the stairs and entered the backyard.
Soon he walked around from the backyard to the front door of the inn and ran in, with poor Qiongqi following painfully behind.
"Look, look, I just said there was something fishy." The beggar said proudly.
For the rest of my life, I was worried, "Could it be that it's poisonous and makes me stupid?"
If you are already so ugly, if you become stupid again, you really won’t be able to find a wife.
"No, the spiritual power is too abundant, and it doesn't know the method of cultivation. It was too excited for a while, so it can only rely on this to generate sexual power." Qiongqi said helplessly.
"Plenty of spiritual power?"
Ye Zigao and Fu Nan looked at each other and rushed to the inn, "Housekeeper, leave me a piece!"
But as soon as they entered the inn, they were overwhelmed by the smell. They hesitated again and stopped at the door of the inn.
When they were hesitating, Ximen walked past the two of them and took his wife and children into the inn, "Let's have a try!"
The Ximen family knows that Yu Sheng is not an ordinary person. Since this thing is full of spiritual power, it is not an ordinary thing, so it is better to give it to my wife and children to have a taste.
As for the smell...
So what, if he can tolerate the stench, his wife and children won't have to feel inferior and afraid to get close to her because of their own rotten odor.
Yu Niang simply wanted to absorb spiritual power.
She was also a demon-hunting master before her. Although she is dead now, she found that she can still practice and is making rapid progress.
This was quite an unexpected surprise.
Only the little mummy is like going to the execution ground, but it is being held by its parents. It wants to bite but is unable to bite, so it can only open its mouth for the rest of its life.
Yu Sheng took a good look and threw in a piece of stinky tofu. The little mummy froze immediately, its eyes were dull, as if it had been fainted by smoke, and its body was as motionless as a zombie with a talisman attached to it.
Yu Niang was afraid that something might happen, so she hurriedly took it out of the mummy's mouth.
The little mummy immediately came to life, turned around and ran away.
In this case, it was no big deal. The Ximen family held the little mummy down while Yuniang quickly stuffed the stinky tofu into his mouth again.
The two of them cooperated tacitly, quickly and smoothly, which made Yu Sheng couldn't help but give a thumbs up, "You two are definitely the best when it comes to cheating your son."
"Thank you, thank you." Ximen cupped his hands, pinched his nose, put a piece of stinky tofu into his mouth.
After eating it together, Ximen's eyes widened, "It's crispy, refreshing and fragrant. It's really a rare delicacy!"
He also wanted to take a piece, but Yu Sheng stopped him, "You can only taste one piece!"
After Yu Niang's piece was taken down, "Yu Niang eats it," she said happily, and her voice was able to speak vague words.
Not only that, the white bones on half of her body became shiny as if they had been waxed, and the rotten flesh on the other half of her body also improved a lot.