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Chapter 880 I am very powerful

After arriving at the inn, Yu Sheng waved goodbye to Mr. Jishan.

After returning to the Dabei Mountain Restaurant, he had tables and chairs made, and he actually decorated the newly acquired inn.

Now there is only one inn left before the system can be upgraded to level 4. I am still looking forward to the rest of my life.

However, he has been hiding it from everyone and will give everyone a surprise after he actually upgrades.

After several days of continuous rain in Dabei Mountain, drizzle also started falling in Chashan Mountain and Jishan Mountain, and the entire mountains and fields were shrouded in a drizzle.

There were many monsters and the people had nothing to do, so they climbed into the library and listened to the skeleton reading.

Later, the library could not accommodate so many people, so the skeleton changed the place where he studied to a shed to earn some money for tea.

The Pig God was relieved that at least the skeleton would not bother him during the day, so he stayed at home for several days.

When I came back to the inn, my whole leg was already shaking.

"Hey, Boss Pig, what's wrong with you?" Ye Zi asked with a smile.

"Forget it, these old ladies seem to want to eat me and almost squeeze me dry." The pig god sat tremblingly on the chair.

He relaxed a little and said, "I took the opportunity to escape, otherwise I would have died tomorrow."

"Pigs die." Bai Gaoxing reminded him beside him.

"The meaning is similar. Anyway, it is a bone-scraping steel knife, so don't touch it." The Pig God said to Ye Zigao in the tone of an experienced person.

Ye Zigao said disdainfully, "Bah, standing and talking doesn't hurt my back."

"Who said my waist doesn't hurt anymore?" The Pig God touched his waist, "I'm in terrible pain. Shopkeeper Yu, here are ten skewers of roasted kidneys."

"You are really heavy-tongued." Yu Sheng turned around and told the idiot, as for the kidneys, they had already been exchanged for the kitchen.

The Pig God said to Ye Zigao: "Don't marry too many wives. Otherwise, either your waist can't handle it, or your head can't handle it."

Ye Zigao was puzzled, "What does this have to do with the head?"

"Be careful of cuckolding you," said the Pig God.

"How many are suitable to marry?" Ye Zigao asked humbly.

The Pig God pondered for a moment, "Twenty at most, no more."

"Pfft", Fu Nan sprayed a sip of tea on the ground, "Two, twenty? You breed pigs."

"Hey, how do you know?" The Pig God looked at Fu Nan in surprise, "Before I became a god, I was really a breeding pig."

The Pig God boasted, "I'm not afraid to tell you. When I was in Dabei Mountain, I was a famous big breeding pig. I followed those little girls into the woods every day. Later, after I got a dual cultivation method, I became even more powerful.

, this is what made me who I am now.”

"It's even more powerful than a tiger!" Ma Fu corrected him, this stupid pig actually wanted to steal their idioms.

"I'm a pig! Of course I have wings like a pig."

After the Pig God said this, he suddenly felt something was wrong, "Why do I feel like I'm scolding myself?"

"No, that's quite good." Ye Zigao said.

"Really?" The Pig God was unsure and said to Ye Zigao: "You are a pig!"

"Hey, why are you swearing?" Ye Zigao was unhappy.

"Look, you are still cursing people." The Pig God said unhappily: "You people are the same, why do you say pigs are bad? Pigs are diligent and hard-working, and you eat all the pig heads, pig brains, pig gods, and pig tails, and you still have to eat them?

If you are not grateful, when you curse someone, you call them a pig."

"If you ask me, just change it from now on. When you call someone stupid, just say you are a tiger." The Pig God said.

The horse's belly was a little unhappy, and when he was about to speak, the pig god stopped him with one sentence: "You can't be my meal anyway."

"That's not right. Tiger whip is still very beneficial." Fu Nan said, "But don't say, 'You are a tiger' really means to call people stupid."

"Aliens are all stupid in the eyes of you humans." The Pig God complained for their demon clan.

"You can't say that. We dragons are still better. We are dragons and phoenixes among men." Hei Niu said proudly.

"Okay, don't talk about this anymore."

Ye Zigao brought the topic back, "Pig God, the dual cultivation method you mentioned is a book about two pigs doing bad things."

The Pig God looked at him in surprise, "How do you know?"

He said with a pity on his face: "I have been looking for this book recently, but I just can't find it."

Ye Zigao stopped talking. He glanced at Fu Nan. It seemed that this book was really a method of practicing double cultivation.

"If I find it, I will let you take a look. Even if you don't practice, the book is still wonderful, the posture, the sow..."

The Pig God looked fascinated and showed an intoxicated smile, but this smile quickly solidified.

"Oh, I can't do it anymore, my waist hurts just thinking about it," said the Pig God.

Ten skewers of roasted kidneys were served quickly. When the pig god was nibbling, he did not forget to look at a certain part of the horse's belly. Fu Nan said that this thing was more filling.

The sea of ​​​​grass is covered with mist and rain, and it is difficult to see the distance.

While a group of people were chatting, the sound of horse hooves came from the misty rain, from far to near, from small to loud, neither fast nor slow.

"Hey, is there anyone else at this moment?" Pig God looked at him with his waist in his mouth.

Soon, several tall horses walked out of the misty rain and appeared in front of everyone, and immediately sat several people wearing masks.

Behind the tall horse, there is another car with a canopy and a child sitting under the canopy.

This child is short and fat and wears a square human mask.

After seeing some people in front of the restaurant, the child said in surprise: "Ha, are we going to Hanshan City?"

His men looked around and said, "This shouldn't be Hanshan City."

Although Hanshan City is a small city, it is not so shabby.

While they were talking, several people walked to the restaurant and asked the Pig God who was roasting kidneys: "Hey, brother, are we almost to Hanshan City?"

The Pig God swallowed the roasted kidney and said, "Well, it's almost there. We'll be there if we continue heading west."

"To the west?" said the child wearing a mask, "Brother, you really know how to joke. We are coming from the west."

"Yes, why don't we go back if we go further west?" Several people immediately said.

This confused the Pig God. He pointed in the direction of Hanshan City and looked up to find the sun to determine the direction.

However, it was raining continuously and there was no sunshine.

The Pig God could only ask Yu Sheng: "Did I remember it wrong and that wasn't Simian?"

"You are such a pig." Yu Sheng said with emotion. He was shaken by someone else's words.

"Why are you swearing?" Pig God muttered in reply: "You are really a human being."

He smacked it and said, "This seems to be a fact."

"Yes, that's why I wasn't scolding you just now." Yu Sheng stood up and pointed to the west to the man on the horse: "Hanshan City is to the west."

"We are in the west of Hanshan City, walking all the way in the direction of the rising sun." The child said with great certainty, "How could Hanshan City be in the west?"

"Then do you know where the sun is now?" Yu Sheng asked.

The child looked at the sky and said, "So we are lost."

"So, listen to us, that's the west over there." Yu Sheng pointed them in the right direction.

"Don't lie to me. I'm very powerful. I'm afraid of myself when I get angry." The child warned Yu Sheng.

Several people on the horse nodded together, "Yes, yes, don't make him angry."

"Believe it or not", I sat back in my seat for the rest of my life.

"Well, you didn't change your original intention despite my coercion. It seems you didn't lie to me." The child affirmed Yu Sheng's answer.

"Let's rest here first and wait until tomorrow before setting off again," the child said again.

Several people on the horse happily agreed, dismounted one after another, and shouted: "Servant, please bring the wine first, it's a bit cold."

"Hey, you beasts, come back, I'm still in the car." said the child sitting cross-legged in the car.

Few people paid him any attention, until the child said: "I'm angry!"

"Shua", several people turned around.

"How could you forget the young master?" they complained to each other and helped the child out of the carriage.

"There won't be a next time. If there's a next time, I'll do the Fa-rectification on the spot." The child said.

"Yes, yes", several people agreed hurriedly.

The child proudly said to Yu Sheng: "You see, I am very powerful, and I am not so quick to serve people good wine and good food."


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