Eight hundred and eighty-first chapter corpse ratio
"The food in our restaurant is very expensive, can you afford it?" Yu Sheng said.
Although Zhonghuang is full of monsters, this young master must not be as young as he looks.
But based on his nature as a wanderlust, Yu Sheng thought it would be better to make it clear, just in case someone came to eat the Overlord meal.
"You look down on people, don't you?" The young master looked at Yu Sheng with disdain through his mask.
"Let me tell you, I am the one who will become the lord of the city, and I will not shortchange you." The young master said.
"I am already the city lord's man, so I am still penniless." Yu Sheng insisted on seeing money first, and then eating.
"Pay some money," the young master said, pushing the man in front of him, "let him see our generosity."
The man in front had no choice but to take out a dozen strings from his arms.
"Is that enough? Don't be rude. Let's serve wine and food. If you make our young master anxious, you will definitely, absolutely not get anything good to eat."
When the man said this, his masked eyes stared closely at Yu Sheng, very sincerely.
"That's all?" Yu Sheng turned around and called to the idiot, "I gave them three skewers of roasted kidneys."
"What do you mean?" the man paused, "the money is not enough?"
"Our restaurant is the best restaurant within a hundred miles, so it's naturally a bit expensive, otherwise I wouldn't have asked that question," Yu Sheng said.
"I still don't believe it. How much is the most expensive dish here? Let me tell you, our young master is a decent person and is not afraid of price." The man said.
"The most expensive one? That's so valuable, one hundred guan for one piece." Yu Sheng said.
"Just wait!" The man said to Yu Sheng angrily without even frowning.
He returned to the young master and said, "Young master, this store is too dark. Let's find another place."
"I won't leave!" The young master was very determined, "I am a decent person, and I still want to be the lord of the city. I only live in expensive places!"
The young master looked at Yu Sheng, "Xiao Er, why is your restaurant so expensive?"
"You'll know after you taste it." Yu Sheng said, "It will definitely make your money well spent."
"Okay, let's live here!" The young master made a decision immediately.
"Young Master, let's..."
The man wanted to persuade him, but he was interrupted by the young master, "Stop talking, or I will get angry!"
Several men immediately did not dare to speak. Only the man who paid the money whispered: "This is not your money, of course you don't feel bad."
"I heard you!" The young master glared at the man, "Don't worry, I will never treat you badly after I become the city lord."
With Fu Nian leading the way, several men took off their bamboo hats and raincoats, still wearing masks, entered the restaurant and opened the way.
The young master walked in the middle with square steps.
The idiot took the lead in roasting the kidneys and served them to them.
Several men looked over and over.
"Is this thing worth more than a dozen guan? It's just a lamb kidney. If you cut off my waist and roast it, it wouldn't be so expensive, right?" said a man.
"Someone needs to taste your kidneys," the young master said angrily.
He took one and smelled it, "Well, it smells really good, worthy of my status as a young master."
The young master said to Yu Sheng who followed him: "Shopkeeper, with this fragrance, you can open a restaurant in my city."
He did not forget to emphasize, "Wait until I become the city lord!"
"It's a deal," Yu Sheng said politely.
Pig God, Horse Belly and the others also came in with food. They were very curious as to how these people could eat while wearing masks.
The young master quickly gave them the answer.
I saw him lifting the mask at an angle, then lowering his head, covering his face with his sleeves, and putting food into his mouth with one hand.
"Hey, tell me, how ugly must I be to eat in such a secretive way?" the Pig God whispered to Ye Zigao.
"Want to know the answer?"
"Of course." Pig God nodded.
"Wait," Ye Zigao stood up and shouted loudly toward the outside, "Gouzi, he's back to eat the kidneys."
There was no movement for a moment. The Pig God looked at Ye Gao and was about to speak. "Whoosh", the dog came out of nowhere.
Suddenly he saw an ugly dog, and the young man was frightened as he lifted up his mask and gnawed at its waist.
He jumped up instantly and jumped on the table, "I'll go, what is this thing? It's so ugly!"
"Woof woof", the dog glanced at him disdainfully and walked to Ye Zigao's side with his head held high.
"It's just a dog, why is it so scary?" said a man. How could he be a decent person like this and be the lord of the city?
After saying that, the man proudly stuffed the food into his mouth and made a "click" sound to show his courage and not being surprised by favors or insults.
But why does this stuff taste so bad?
The man looked down and saw half a pair of chopsticks that had been bitten off in his hand.
The young master returned to his seat with lingering fear, "I'm not afraid, I just respect other people's looks."
"You're already so ugly, but you can't scare people, so what's the value of being so ugly? We have to compare our feelings."
The young master said this earnestly and continued to enjoy the roasted kidneys.
Here, Ye Zigao snatched the remaining roasted kidney from the Pig God and threw it to the dog, who took it in his mouth and left.
"Do you know the answer now?" Ye Zigao said, at least this person can't be uglier than a dog.
"I know, I know, but why did you throw my roasted kidneys to the dog?" Pig God glared at Ye Zigao.
That was his last roasted kidney.
"If you want to know the answer, you have to pay some price. Besides, it's not easy for dogs. They have been working very hard these days. It's time to replenish their waist." Ye Zigao said.
"That's right. Unlike you, a pair of waists are kept as decoration and have no use. Humans are really inferior to dogs." Pig God said.
"Uncle, I wish you a lifetime of back pain." Ye Zigao left without speaking to the man.
"Hiss", the pig god twisted his body. This guy was really accurate in what he said. His waist was really sore and painful.
"Ten more skewers of kidneys." The Pig God said, he had to make up for it.
At this moment, the young master finally tasted the deliciousness of the roasted kidneys and said, "Well, the shopkeeper is right. The money is well spent."
When I finished the roasted kidney, I said, "Hey, here..."
The young master closed his eyes and touched it, "Spiritual power!" He suddenly opened his eyes and said in surprise: "There is spiritual power in this!"
"It's true..." Halfway through his words, a loud "pop" sound sounded in the lobby of the restaurant.
The Pig God, who was drinking tea, was startled. He followed the sound in the direction of the young master, and saw several men standing up quickly and in a well-trained manner.
They raised their legs and were about to escape, "cough cough", the young master covered his mouth and coughed twice, then looked at them with a very majestic look.
Several men looked at each other, "Not angry, not angry," one said.
The men then breathed a sigh of relief and continued to sit down, but their faces were now worse, both red and blue.
For the rest of their lives, they stayed a little farther apart, not knowing what was going on and just thinking it was someone's harmless little physical joke.
But soon, a stench hit my face, and I couldn't even find an adjective to describe the stench.
"Ugh", Yu Sheng stood up instantly, and in the blink of an eye, he was already outside the restaurant.
Followed by Ye Zigao, his face turned blue in an instant.
Because he was close to the kitchen and not close to the door, he saw something was wrong and hurriedly ran away from the kitchen. When he closed the door in a hurry, he was already confused. When he fell into the courtyard where the Yaoqi Pavilion was, he only felt a sudden
A pungent stench spreads through the body.
Foam, tears, and snot all came down in an instant.
Black girl, the witch doctor is accompanying her aunt to bask in the sun in the Yaoqi Pavilion.
Seeing this, the black girl stood up and asked in surprise: "What happened?"
Ye Zigao didn't have time to explain, so he just said: "Hurry, go quickly, don't, don't go in, it's poisonous!"
After saying these words, Ye Zigao fell to the ground, breathing "whoosh, whoosh" and could no longer speak.
The black girl felt strange. She was about to open the door and go out to take a look, but found that the door could no longer be opened.
This is an order Yu Sheng gave through the system. Fortunately, this door not only isolates the space, but also isolates the air, so the stench cannot get in.
Otherwise, if the aunt is exposed to the smoke, the child may not be saved.
At this moment, the pig god and the horse's belly ran into the rain and were drenched by the heavy rain. Only in this way did they avoid fainting.
The system is also constantly reminding Yu Sheng: "Warning, warning, the inn is under attack, the sword has been activated!"
Without waiting for Yu Sheng's instructions, "Warning, warning, the sword can't do anything. Please find another way."
"His uncle, it's weird if there is a way to write swords. This is bullshit!"
The system warned to the back, with a hint of trembling in the cold tone.
"It is recommended that the host install a ventilation system immediately!" The system quickly gave Yu Sheng another solution.
"Pretend, hurry up and pretend!" Yu Sheng stayed away from the inn, feeling lingering fear. This fart smells so bad!
"People inside, listen, stop farting, we have something to say, stop farting!" Yu Sheng shouted towards the inside.