Zhou Jiufeng had just agreed simply, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt it was inappropriate.
"Isn't it a bit too hasty to start tomorrow?" Zhou Jiufeng said.
For a long journey in the wilderness, you have to prepare several sets of clothes and food, not to mention other things.
She looked at the city lord and said, "Sir, aren't you being bullied and are you in a hurry to bring someone back?"
"Go away," the city lord rolled his eyes, "Zhonghuang is not far away. If you go through the door of Xunweizhai's back kitchen, Zhonghuang will be there."
"What?!" Zhou Jiufeng was startled, a little confused, "Do you know the door of Xunwei Zhai?"
The city lord didn't bother to explain and asked her to wait until Yu Sheng came back and take her around the door.
It just so happens that the city lord is going back to Yangzhou for a visit soon, so we can go there together.
Talking about the rest of my life, the sound of a donkey screaming "arrogantly" and resisting came from outside the inn. It was just quiet at first, and then became louder and louder.
Zhou Jiufeng went out and stood on the steps when he saw Yu Sheng dragging a donkey's leg with his left hand and was about to go up the stone bridge.
Maomao in the back was determined not to move his legs, so his three legs and a donkey's butt dragged a trail on the ground at a very weird angle.
"Hey, Shopkeeper Yu, what are you doing?" Zhou Jiufeng looked at him in surprise.
"Kill the donkey!" Yu Sheng said firmly.
"Ang, ang", Maomao screamed even more miserably, and started to roll after getting on the stone bridge. However, its strength was no match for Yu Sheng.
I ignored it for the rest of my life, still dragging: "Hey, Sister Feng, I haven't seen you for a few months, why have you gained weight again?"
He glanced at the horse tied in front of the door again: "No wonder this horse is getting thinner and thinner. It's you who tortured me."
This is the third time someone has said she is fat.
Zhou Jiufeng said unhappily: "What's wrong with me being fat? I eat your food because I'm fat?"
"Hey," Yu Shengyi Le said, "Don't tell me, you really haven't stopped eating from our house. Wait until I go back to check the account books."
"Uh", the tried and tested trick didn't work in Yu Sheng, Zhou Jiufeng could only say: "That's what I paid for."
"You pay for my meal." As Yu Sheng spoke, he had already dragged Maomao to the inn.
He looked Zhou Jiufeng up and down and said, "Sister Feng, you are also weird. How come you only grow meat and nothing else?"
It is said that fat people have big breasts.
Zhou Jiufeng thought that Yu Sheng said that she only grew flesh and was not thoughtful, so she simply ignored him.
"Why did Maomao offend you and torment him like this?" Zhou Jiufeng asked.
"It has offended me a lot." Yu Sheng dragged it up the steps, "Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground, how about you try it?"
Zhou Jiufeng knew that Yu Sheng was joking.
"Forget about donkey meat, I would like to try dragon meat." She looked at Yu Sheng up and down and licked her lips.
"Hey," Yu Sheng shuddered, "Okay, I treat you as my brother, but you want to eat me!"
"What a beast!" I felt bored for the rest of my life, so I asked someone to laugh a few times for fun.
"Haha, hahaha", Zhou Jiufeng laughed out loud as expected, covering up Maomao's screams.
Maomao looked at her with a resentful look, it was the one being slaughtered, it was calling for help, what are you shouting for?
Fortunately, its braying worked.
When Yu Sheng dragged it to the backyard and prepared to clean it up, he had no sense of presence in the middle wilderness. Zi Quan, who had been staying at the Salted Fish Inn all day, came out of the back kitchen.
"Keep the donkey!" Zi Quan shouted.
After that, he looked around and confirmed that Maomao's mother was not there.
Yu Sheng hadn't even started to clean up yet, so he raised his head after hearing this.
Zi Quan said: "Although I don't want to admit it, this stupid donkey is indeed my son. I can't just die without saving him."
"What are you thinking? I'll just clean it up and not kill it," Yu Sheng said.
Zi Quan was stunned and glared at Maomao, "This stupid donkey, what are you barking at? It scared me. Don't say he is my son when you go out next time!"
"I'm going back to Xianyu Inn." Zi Quan turned around and left, minding his own business.
"Ang, ang", Maomao barked again. Seeing that the dog ignored him, he secretly made up his mind to go to the city lord's mansion to find his mother after escaping.
Yu Sheng tied up Mao Mao with his belly in the air, turned around and started looking for something.
The city lord came out and asked Zhou Jiufeng to persuade him, "What are you doing? Just clean it up and let it have a long memory."
"No, I have to do something cruel." Yu Sheng went to Datongpu's room and took out three asparagus grasses.
The city lord rolled his eyes. She thought she was scratching her head, but it turned out that she was scratching her itch. She turned around and went back to the lobby to sit down.
Soon, Maomao was crying, laughing, and making "ouch" sounds in the yard.
Pork Jiu, who was passing by, couldn't help but poke his head in: "What are you killing, Xiao Yu'er? Are you trying to steal my pig-killing business?"
The farce ended when lunch was ready.
There are a variety of vegetables on the table, but strangely, only one homemade dish was made this time, "Wine-stuffed radish skin, the shopkeeper, you can try it."
The rest of my life was almost taken away from me,
"What!" He looked strange, "Didn't you change your surname to Li?"
"Why change my surname to Li?" Wei Zai was confused, "But I have never had a surname, so my surname is not bad."
"You might as well be named Hu Mu. According to human rules, your surname must be mine when you marry." Hu Mu said far away.
"Is Mother Hu so weird?" Zhou Jiufeng, who was just eating, raised his head and stuffed a mouthful of food, "Who is Mother Hu?"
"I can't even shut your mouth when I eat." The city lord told her to shut up. Oddly enough, it was a good thing and he didn't tell Yu Sheng that she had been drinking.
The city lord urged Guaizai to untie the plate quickly. She couldn't wait to taste the fermented radish skin. The important thing was the fermented fermented rice.
He wanted to try this legendary dish for the rest of his life. He had been curious about its taste for a long time.
"You don't have to." Yu Sheng held my aunt's hand preparing to pick up the vegetables, "I'll try it for you."
"Why! Can't you eat my food?" My aunt narrowed her eyes and looked at Yu Sheng fiercely.
"Don't think I don't know. You don't want to eat vegetables. You want to taste wine." Yu Sheng said.
Zhou Jiufeng buried her head in her meal, feeling glad that she didn't take the blame.
Seeing how motionless he is under the fierce gaze of the city lord for the rest of his life, you can see how firm he is in not letting the city lord drink.
The city lord had no choice but to change his strategy.
She pouted, blinked her eyes, and said in a very sweet tone: "I just want to try that dish, just one bite."
After saying that, he raised his index finger.
"Okay, then I'll stir up the wine in the food and leave the food to you." Yu Sheng said.
"Disgusting", my aunt gave Yu Sheng a kick.
At this time, she thought of the idea that Zhou Jiufeng had just come up with.
After taking a bite of another dish, she threw away the chopsticks, gasped, and covered her stomach with her hands.
"What's wrong?" Yu Sheng looked at her nervously.
"I feel uncomfortable in my stomach. It may be due to drinking. The wine bug took your daughter to have a dispute." The city lord said.
I watched her helplessly for the rest of my life. Her lies and performance could be so clumsy. If she had been in her previous life, she would have definitely won a grand slam of awards.
"Stop pretending, you are not convincing at all. At least you have to pretend that I tried my best," Yu Sheng said.
That way, even if your acting skills are not very good, you still have a reason to clean up your performance.
Now this careless performance will have to expose her for the rest of my life.
Zhou Jiufeng held her forehead.
They say that one pregnancy makes one stupid for three years, and it turns out that now the city lord can't even lie, so all her clever tricks have gone to waste.
She could only continue to immerse herself in eating and cover her mouth with food to prevent her from laughing.
But in the end I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Seeing that he could not deceive Yusheng, he heard Zhou Jiufeng's laughter again. The city lord sat up straight and replied with dignity, "She taught me this method."
"I knew it!" Yu Sheng placed a few big pig's trotters in front of Zhou Jiufeng, "Come on, Sister Feng, gain ten more pounds."
Zhou Jiufeng was startled, looking at the big pig's hooves, and wanted to eat it; but after thinking about "gaining ten pounds more", he didn't want to eat it.
Wandering and hesitating for a long time, Zhou Jiufeng clamped the big pig's trotters and said fiercely to Yu Sheng: "I hate you!"