Yagi doesn't quite understand why women care so much about weight.
because.
He is now half a servant and his body shape will not change no matter how much he eats.
Rather, Chaldea's servants are all like this. Food does not provide them with the energy necessary for survival, so eating is just a... yes, just a [enjoyment process], and they eat simply because they like to eat.
of.
Of course, even in the human period, Yagi Xuezai never tried to control his weight. He could eat when he wanted and sleep when he wanted. The main reason why he didn't gain weight was that all his money was used to buy games and game consoles.
If you have enough time to eat and drink, you will naturally not gain weight.
In this regard, Fujimaru Ritsuka is different.
She is human through and through.
A young girl in her prime, she is 1.64 meters tall, weighs 56 kilograms, and has a BMI of 20.8. She is a standard cute high school girl.
I was supposed to be talking about boring topics in school, checking my cell phone in class, hanging out at karaoke after school, and living a peaceful daily life. But I was suddenly taken to Antarctica, and was suddenly asked to save the world, and was suddenly added to the list of twenty-four.
catty……
The most terrifying thing is not that I have gained weight, but that my chest size is the same as when I came to Chaldea. So where did these twenty-four pounds of meat go? It’s scary to think about it.
Yes, because those guys in Chaldea don’t get fat at all, so no one knows how to control their calorie intake!
In addition, the thinking of ancient people is different from that of modern people. The living conditions of ancient people were poor, and it was generally recommended to eat until they were full. Naturally, no one would care about fat.
But Fujimaru Ritsuka is different, she is not a warrior hero, she is a girl!
I got the physical examination report from the doctor today. Looking at the weight on it, the girl fell into a breakdown.
Mash, Minamoto Yorimitsu and Fujimaru Ritsuka who came over after hearing the sound were extremely envious when they saw their well-proportioned figures, their belly and limbs without fat, and all the fat accumulated where it should be.
I was so filled with hatred.
So that’s it. Yagi Xuesai finally understood this. However, there is still one thing that remains unclear...
"By the way, wouldn't it be better to lose weight if you gain weight?"
"It's so easy for you to say that, Yagi-senpai! I don't think you've ever seen Fat before, right?"
"Why would I do that? Am I the kind of person who can withstand the temptation of delicious food?"
"You don't understand, Yagi, you must not understand!"
"You're going to jump off a building if you say this kind of line."
"Yes, jump off the building and let me die... I no longer have the face to see Jingdong's elders!"
"Don't change Chinese idioms randomly! It sounds like your family is engaged in logistics!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka glared bitterly at Yagi Yukisai who complained about every word, making Yagi feel uncomfortable all over.
"I thought Yagi-senpai was my partner."
"Of course I am."
"Then take away my fat! Take away all the twenty pounds of fat! Stick it on your belly!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka said, reaching out to scratch his belly, but because of the blessing of dragon blood, Yagi couldn't even feel the itch.
"Well, to be honest, everyone is worried. How about just making up your mind to lose weight?"
Yagi Xuezai asked tentatively.
"No, it's impossible to lose weight, and you won't be able to lose weight in this life. If you ask me to go on a diet, I will be greedy. I just need to eat to relieve stress."
"Well... that is to say, we need an efficient way to lose weight that is not troublesome, not tiring, and does not require dieting!"
"Well! Is there any! Is there any!"
"Yes, I have."
"What is it?"
"Dream. In your dream, you can become a supermodel who is 1.8 meters tall and weighs 40 kilograms."
"Be more serious!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka gave him a hard slap on the back in displeasure.
"I'm very serious! For example, drink more hot water or something?"
"That kind of advice is useless for weight loss!"
"Then, eat less high-calorie foods."
"Calories are life!"
"Then, how to lose weight through exercise?"
"It's so tiring. Allow me to refuse. I am a woman who wants to save the world. I don't have time to waste on such trivial matters!"
"So, fitness?"
"Wouldn't that turn into muscles! I don't want it! Muscular girls are too scary!"
"Then, there is only one last method left. No need to diet, get results immediately."
Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled and said: "If there is such a good way, just tell it from the beginning!"
I saw Yagi Seksai picking up the red spear and golden sword.
"Just cut off the excess flesh. It's okay. I believe Dr. Niijima Yae and Nurse Nightingale. I, the Great Chaldea, have the best medical technology in the world!"
"Ehhhhhh?! Help! Murder! Someone come and save me! I'm going to be killed by a servant!"
"You scream, you scream! No one will come to save you even if your throat is broken! Just let your brother poke you, don't worry...it will hurt a lot."
Yagi held the gun in both hands, with an evil smile on his face. Fujimaru Ritsuka hurriedly hid behind the bed: "I don't want it! I don't want anything that hurts!"
"Don't be willful! I just want you to be stabbed by my spear!! It's just a fatal wound! Just bear with it!"
"My fault?! Is this still my fault?! I just want to lose weight without any trouble or fatigue!"
"Well, forget it."
Yagi Yukisai had finished playing, put away his spear and sat by the bed. The same goes for Fujimaru Ritsuka. After playing with him for a long time, she felt completely relaxed and lay down next to him. Yagi played with her side.
Braided hair, rarely said serious words.
"If you want to lose weight, you should lose weight scientifically. We can learn from the followers."
"But none of the servants will become fat, right?"
"That's after death! We are all human beings in life. People will die if they are killed, and they will gain weight if they eat too much. There must be many people who can do something about it. You see, Leonardo da Vinci, Queen Mary, Ni
Your Majesty, yes, Nurse Nightingale can definitely give us some advice on nutrition, right? Go ask Paracelsus, maybe we can get some secret weight loss medicine?"
Yagi Yusei didn't say a word, and Fujimaru Ritsuka's eyes shone with the light of hope.
"Great! I knew it was right to ask Yagi-senpai!! Yagi-senpai is great!!! Okay! Let's hurry up and ask Paracelsus! The legendary alchemist must have a pill that will work.
Miracle medicine!"
Yagi Xuezai smiled awkwardly and thought to himself: You really don't seem to be trying hard at all! You actually thought of taking weight loss pills...
People like you make the best money.
But think about it carefully, Paracelsus’s alchemy skills... Well, maybe, this guy really has a similar secret medicine!!