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VOL. Weight Loss Stories

Like all people who want to lose weight, everyone initially thought about the magical way to lose weight like "Don't work hard, don't be too tired, don't take time, don't bother, but have great results".

Judging from all the weight loss methods on the market, only taking weight loss pills and dreaming are more suitable for this effect. However, everyone knows that "medicines are three parts poisonous", and taking weight loss pills is undoubtedly harmful to the body...

To sum up, it is happier to just dream in a down-to-earth manner.

However, Fujimaru Ritsuka couldn't accept this kind of self-destructive happiness - but if you think about it carefully, if a person doesn't control his diet, he is already self-destructive, right?

I knocked on the door of Paracelsus and saw that it was Yagi who had arrived. This young man, who was gentle and elegant no matter how suitable he was, showed a rare sad look.

"I'm sorry. Yagi, I made the original liquid for what you commissioned before, but I don't know where it was placed later. I'm preparing to try to prepare it again."

Li Xiang was curious and asked: "What did you order?"

"In a nutshell, it is the [Secret Love Potion] of the Rune Factory, a magical drink that can deepen the bond of a heroic spirit once it is drunk!"

Yagi Xuesai said it proudly, while Fujimaru Ritsuka applauded. Suddenly, the conversation changed and Ritsuka asked: "Who do you want to drink it for?"

"Hmph...of course she is the beauty of all Chaldea. The end of my harem will be achieved on that day!"

Yagi Xuezai smiled and shrugged, looking absolutely evil.

"...Senior, I'm really disappointed. I'm so sad to say such words in front of a girl who might become your wife in the future. Ah, I'm so sad."

"Let's wait until you agree! And it doesn't matter! The declining favorability will be solved by letting you drink a drink! This is the Rune Factory!"

"Quickly apologize to the production team!"

The two sang in harmony and talked about husband and wife, making Paracelsus even more confused.

"Um, so Master and Yagi-kun, what are you here for?"

"Ah! I have forgotten the real thing! Excuse me, is there any medicine that can help people lose weight quickly? The kind without side effects? There must be some! There must be some!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka's piercing eyes made Paracelsus look helpless.

"I'm sorry Master, in our era, there was no concept of losing weight. Magicians didn't care about body shape. Moreover, most magicians are busy with research all day long, so their health is not very good, and none of them are particularly fat."

"You mean not? Then don't say that other magicians are thin!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka burst into tears. The last thing she could bear to hear now was the mocking words that everyone else was thin.

But to be honest, Fujimaru Ritsuka is not fat. From a male perspective, that is a completely acceptable weight, but it is different for women. Sometimes, women are particularly critical of their bodies.

"However, according to my knowledge, fat should be soluble. If appropriate reagents are used, it should be possible to dissolve subcutaneous fat, and then convert it into other substances and remove it from the body quickly.

To lose weight.”

"Oh oh oh! That's great, I knew you would be fine, Dad!"

"Dad Bean?"

Paracelsus looked around and finally determined that this title might be given to him.

Of course, as I said before, the Holy Grail does not instill games and animations into its followers as common sense. Of course, it is impossible for him to know that there is an animation about alchemy in this world. The protagonist is nicknamed Doudin by fans, and his father is called

Von Hohenheim, also nicknamed Bean Dad. This character was created based on Paracelsus.

"But, Ritsuka, please think about it, that thing is just like liposuction surgery."

Yagi suddenly poured a basin of cold water on her, raised her arm, and pinched a piece of flesh through her sleeve.

"When it's removed, your body will feel like it's missing a piece. It's hard and uneven, and it's ugly."

"...Yes, it shouldn't be, right?"

Fujimaru Ritsuka asked tentatively, but Paracelsus nodded and agreed with Yagi's statement: "That is inevitable. Because it is a method of forcibly stripping off the original filling. It is bound to happen.

An incongruous feeling.”

"Then I don't want it, thank you."

Hearing that it was dangerous, Fujimaru Ritsuka immediately refused.

As the two of them walked in the corridor, Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled bitterly: "It seems that the simplest method of taking pills to lose weight is no longer possible."

"Well, then let's use something more practical, which is the so-called exercise to lose weight!"

Before Yagi Yusei finished speaking, Fujimaru Ritsuka walked to Da Vinci's workshop on his own.

"?Wait, where are you going?"

"I'm going to see if there are any weight loss pills at Da Vinci's place."

"Hey, you haven't given up yet!"

"Da Vinci is an all-around genius! There will be no problem! She is very reliable!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka nodded vigorously.

Of course, there was nothing similar in Leonardo da Vinci's workshop.

What's the reason...

"Because I was busy with work during my lifetime, I basically couldn't gain weight. Now I am the embodiment of beauty, how could I need that kind of thing."

Da Vinci said with a cheerful face the fatal blow to Fujimaru Ritsuka. At this time, the girl was like a famous scene in a classic boxing comic, and her whole body was "burned out".

"However, you are actually worried about your weight. You are really cute, Ritsuka-chan! In fact, as long as you reduce your daily intake of desserts, won't you lose weight naturally?"

"No, only this won't work!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka flatly refused.

"Emiya, Boudica, Tamamo Cat, Ding Xiaowan, Tamamo Mae, everyone cooked for me, how could I turn a blind eye, I must eat them all, this is my respect for the chefs!!!"

"I think you are just greedy?"

Da Vinci smiled, but as an all-powerful genius, she had already expected this kind of thing.

So...she took out a big box from the cabinet next to her with great interest.

If the pattern on the outside of the corrugated box is the combination of the internal parts, then this should be an indoor bicycle. It is the kind of thing that is fixed on the floor and will not move forward even if you pedal hard. You can easily exercise in the city.

Body.

"This is!!! As long as I have this!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka obviously knows this stuff too.

"Hmm, as long as you have this, you can burn off all the fat you eat! There is also a music mode here, and you can also put your mobile phone here, so you can listen to music and watch shows while exercising!"

"Oh oh oh oh! You are indeed Leonardo da Vinci! What a genius!"

"If you buy it now, it will also come with Leonardo da Vinci's secret essential oil, which can effectively help you tighten your skin and prevent it from becoming loose due to weight loss!"

"Awesome! Long live Leonardo da Vinci!!!"

"Thank you for coming, Shenghui 20 million Quantum Shards (QP), 44 Phoenix Feathers, 53 Infinite Gears, 72 Forbidden Pages, 45 Black Beast Fats, Elf Roots and Wisdom Scarabs. As everyone is so familiar with them, I don't know.

It’s yours.”

"Profiteer!!!"

Just like that, the girl's dream of losing weight easily was shattered.


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