Fujimaru Ritsuka left Da Vinci's workshop angrily, feeling extremely angry. If he had so many materials, wouldn't it be good to use them to make the Servant Spirit Ki return? Why do they have to be used in such a place!!
However, as soon as she took a step out of Da Vinci's workshop, she heard majestic American-style music playing around her, and a guy wearing a blue tights with a lion's head came out of the corner.
Thomas Edison.
A Servant I just met in America.
"Master!!! I heard it!!! Your distressed voice!!!"
Yes, with your loud voice, everyone can hear you!
Yagi Xuezai complained in his heart.
"So! Edison's great invention is used here, the DC whole-body fat-burning weight loss machine! As long as you stand on it, you will burn fat easily! American people eat junk food every day! Weight gain is rapid! This invention of mine can easily
It solves the fact that American people are generally obese! This is an invention that can change the world! If it weren’t for the fact that the world is now destroyed, I would really want to apply for a patent right away!”
"Very good, what you said is great, but I have no money. I am poor. I have no money."
Fujimaru Ritsuka instinctively felt Edison's purpose and spread his hands.
"What are you talking about! Master! How can I ask for your money! Rather, why do I need money for my servant? As long as the Master tells me his experience of using this machine and writes down the supporting evidence, as long as he can
Just prove that I am the first person to invent a DC whole-body fat-burning slimming machine! When the time comes, when the world recovers, I will apply for a patent! It will definitely come in handy!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled awkwardly, and then thought, a patent is just a patent? What does it matter to me? Anyway, I just want to lose weight.
"Okay, then I'll try..."
Before Fujimaru Ritsuka finished speaking, he heard a hearty laughter coming from the other end of the corridor.
"I was wondering why there was such a noise. It turned out to be the stupid lion head making stupid noises! It's really too stupid!"
"Nikola Tesla!"
In all of Chaldea, Tesla was the only person who would be so blatant and ready to attack Thomas Edison.
"The most stupid thing about you is that you use DC! It's so stupid! Master! That mediocre invention is not worth mentioning! Please look at Nikola Tesla's cross-century invention! AC automatic fat-burning slimming clothes
! As long as you put it on, every part of your body will be vibrated by the slimming clothing, and you can lose weight just by putting it on!"
"Are you kidding me? Isn't that just copying my super DC whole body fat burning machine?"
"You are the one! You just made that crappy machine after seeing my super AC automatic fat-burning slimming clothes!"
"With my slimming machine, you can lose weight just by standing on it! You can also lose weight while listening to music and watching TV! Enjoy both entertainment and health!"
"My slimming clothes will make you lose weight as long as you put them on! Don't waste time processing documents, studying tactics, and communicating with followers! Work and be healthy at the same time!"
"DC is the way to go!!! Communication is rubbish!"
"Communication is the truth of the universe! DC is not worth mentioning!"
"DC!"
"comminicate!"
The two people quarreled like children. This scene was too surreal. The 1.9-meter-tall professor with a big back was stared at by a boxing lion with a lion's head and clothes that looked like Superman. The two people were nose to nose, and their eyes were
It was so surreal to stare into each other's eyes, glare at each other, and argue with each other.
"Master! Do you think it's better over there!!" X2
The two couldn't decide the winner and decided to find an outsider.
Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled awkwardly: "Can I stand on the slimming machine wearing slimming clothes?"
"No! How can my great DC\AC be compared with such a mediocre invention!"
The two of them shouted at the same time, "Actually, you have a good relationship, right?"
"Okay! Now the battle for the first inventor of Chaldea is about to begin!!!"
Okay, we can't count on these two items anymore.
Fujimaru Ritsuka sighed, and quietly left with Yagi to avoid being affected.
"Is there no reliable person in Chaldea?"
Fujimaru Ritsuka became distressed.
"Then, let's go find someone who is already very slim and ask about it?"
"Well...that's all."
Fujimaru Ritsuka sighed, she really didn't want to go! She always felt that she would be ridiculed invisibly.
In fact, it's pretty much the same.
The first target of the visit was His Majesty Nero.
As a Roman emperor, he ate and drank spicy food all day long, so why didn't he get fat at all?
"Hmm! Yu is the emperor! Of course he will always be the most beautiful!! Hmm!"
As expected of Nero, she gave a speech that was very characteristic of her. Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled sarcastically, holding back the dark will in her heart, and continued to ask: "Well, there will always be a time when you gain weight because you eat too much, right? At this time
what to do?"
"Yu Ke is the emperor! He will never gain weight! Hmm! This is the emperor's privilege!"
"Nero is a fool!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka ran out crying.
"Hey?! Wait, Master?! Hey, hey, hey?!"
I still don’t understand what I said wrong, why did I suddenly make my Master cry?! Why!
"Girls are really difficult to understand."
His Majesty Nero sighed and continued to study in the mirror how to apply bridal makeup.
The second target of the visit is Queen Mary.
The queen who is said to be overly dazzling and said, "How about eating cake without bread?" must be living a delicious life, right?
If it were her, there must be a way to stay in shape while eating a lot of cake, right?
"Huh? How to stay in shape?"
Queen Mary frowned in confusion.
"No. Although there will be times when I can't hold back my afternoon tea and eat too much cake, but surprisingly, I won't gain weight!"
Yes, there are such people in the world.
No matter how much you eat, you won't gain weight.
It's very hard to understand, it's really weird.
Fujimaru Ritsuka was completely stunned.
"I...I, Fujimaru Ritsuka, have a dream."
Inexplicably, Fujimaru Ritsuka struck a pose and reached out to grab the button on her chest.
"You also want to be a gangster superstar?"
Yagi complained at the right time.
"No, I want to be a supermodel."
"With your height, you can only show your smile on the catwalk. Go find Mr. Vlad to make a suit."
"shut up."
Fujimaru Ritsuka's weight loss storm was supposed to last for a long time.
But...because something happened, Fujimaru Ritsuka had to focus all his energy on it.
Just as the two of them were walking and chatting noisily, something strange... happened.
In the safety of Chaldea... it happened...
Homicide.
The deceased was Arjuna.
Indian great hero.
He died very peacefully. He was lying on the floor of the corridor, and the ground was stained red with blood!
This is!!! The Chaldean Murder Incident!!! The smell of conspiracy hits my face!!! I don’t know why! I always feel that Moriarty should be arrested first!!!