【571】The army of dolls was disintegrated by a handful of candies
Facing Xiao Xiaobu's three-step punch, Jiao Mengyu directly gestured to him with her long legs, and then smiled at him cheerfully: "It's useless to know martial arts, you are too young, auntie
I can kick you out with my feet."
"You, you, you...your feet are amazing. My mother's feet are even longer. If you dare to kick me, my mother will come and beat you. My mother is so powerful that even my father can't beat you."
He, hum." He looked at Jiao Mengyu's long legs, then looked at his own short legs, knowing that he couldn't beat her little bu, so he immediately lifted Li Yanmei out.
When Jiao Mengyu heard Xiao Xiaobu lifting his parents, he directly raised his long legs and kicked him, and then continued to hit him with a smile on his face: "You see I can kick so high, your mother is here,
I guess I can’t save you, haha..."
"Children only call mom when they fight. I'm a big kid now. I don't need to call mom when I fight. I have so many brothers. If you don't return the little white dog to me, we will attack." Seeing Jiao Mengyu can
The kick was so high that Xiao Xiaobu was worried that Li Yanmei would not be able to defeat her, so he immediately changed the subject and started to clamor to launch a siege on Jiao Mengyu.
After hearing what Xiao Xiaobu said, Li Ranran also stood up and shouted fiercely: "Yes, return our Xiaobai quickly, or we will attack."
"You, you, you... I'm talking about you, Zhang Yaowei, stop watching the fun and come over here quickly. I'm going to be beaten up if you don't see. Are we not friends anymore?"
After smiling and pulling Zhang Yaowei in who was watching the fun, Jiao Mengyu pointed at Zhang Yaowei and said mercilessly to Xiao Xiaobu and the others: "This is our representative who is participating in the battle. You" try to attack him first. If you can defeat him,
, I will consider whether to start a war with you again!!"
"No, this is your battlefield. Why did you drag me in? You have provoked so many brats for nothing. You can handle it yourself. I don't want to take the blame for you." Zhang Yaowei, who was pulled out by Jiao Mengyu,
After hearing Jiao Mengyu's words, I was immediately speechless.
Ignoring Zhang Yaowei's words, after hearing Jiao Mengyu's words, Xiao Xiaobu and others directly pointed at Zhang Yaowei and asked her: "Big Fat Aunt Zhi, as long as we defeat this uncle, will you return Xiao Bai?"
Give it to us?"
"You defeat him first. If you can't defeat him, you are not qualified to fight with me, because I am the boss and I will fight last." After pushing Zhang Yaowei out, Jiao Mengyu said
He just laughed and ran to the side to become an audience.
Hearing Jiao Mengyu's words, he remembered that every time he was beaten, Li Yanmei gave the order, and then Li Bu started to beat his little boy. He immediately led the children and shouted loudly: "Brothers, charge, defeat the enemy,
Using ladder tactics, our Lijiacun will be invincible!!"
"Charge the duck, hit the enemy, use ladder tactics, our Lijia Village is invincible!!"
After more than 20 children finished shouting, they rushed towards Li Yaowei like a front. Everyone who originally thought that the little guys would not dare to take action was also stunned by the actions of these little guys at this moment.
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The children's attacks were very rhythmic. First, six children rushed forward and hugged Sun Yaowei's feet. Then Xiao Xiaobu and Li Ranran ran up, stepped on the children and rushed towards Li Yaowei, using their bodies to forcefully attack him.
Knocked down Sun Yaowei.
Then there were separate attacks, including those who hugged the feet, those who hugged the hands, those who pulled the ears, those who picked the noses, and some even pointed their little fingers at Zhang Yaowei's eyes, threatening him not to open his eyes.
In this way, Zhang Yaowei was directly controlled by the little guys.
"Cry, hahaha, Zhang Yaowei, can you be a bit more arrogant? You were knocked down so easily by a group of children. Are you planning to laugh us to death, hahaha..." Seeing that Zhang Yaowei was defeated by the little guy so easily,
They were knocked down, and An Ning'er, who was among the onlookers, hugged her son and started giggling.
Not only An Ning'er laughed, but Shuangxi and the other three of them also giggled in the crowd and said, "Teacher Zhang, if you want to be famous, you don't act like this. You fought with children and lost. Hello.
Awesome!!"
"Yes, Teacher Zhang, you are so capable, but you were knocked down by a group of brats. If I take a few photos of you now, do you think you will become famous instantly?" Shuangxi and the others followed.
, Lin Keman also joined in and took advantage of Zhang Yaowei for fun.
After Lin Keman, Wendy Guo, who had been a judge with Zhang Yaowei, also laughed and said: "Yes, Zhang Yaowei, you have become more and more capable recently, and you even dare to pick twenty people, even though the other party
You are a child, but you are very brave!!"
"I said, can you stop making sarcastic remarks and come and save me quickly?
Hey, hey, hey, don’t pinch your nose, hey, hey, don’t bite me, it’s not me who is in conflict with you, can you just target the person and attack?” At this time, Zhang Yaowei felt that his face, which had lived for more than forty years,
Having been completely humiliated today, he now wished he could dig a hole and bury himself on the spot. He really had no shame in coming out to see anyone again.
After seeing that Zhang Yaowei had been punished for laughing at himself, Jiao Mengyu went directly into the house and took out two large bags of delicious and fun candies, and then three of them disintegrated Xiao Xiaobu's army of dolls.
Zhang Yaowei, who was saved instantly, immediately stood up and picked up the confused little Bu, and said with a sneer: "Young man, you are so awesome, you can actually lead a team with rhythm and skills."
You can attack, but now, you play the harp, you continue to play the harp, you pick my nostrils, you threaten me with your fingers, come on, keep going!!"
"Sister Ranran, sister Yatou, Sisi, Jiajia, Xiaolong, why are you leaving, why are you like this, come and save me, I was caught by the enemy, won't you come to save me?" I heard
Zhang Yaowei's words, Xiaobu immediately shouted to his children when he saw that he had become a prisoner.
After seeing Xiao Xiaobu shouting that Li Ranran and the others were going to attack Zhang Yaowei again, Jiao Mengyu took out a cute rag doll and handed it to Li Ranran and said: "Of course you have forgotten Auntie, haven't you? Come on."
This time you and your uncle Li Bu played with your aunt, and this is a gift that your aunt brought you."
Hearing Jiao Mengyu's words, Li Ranran stared at her for a long time, and then shouted in surprise: "Wow, you are Aunt Jiao Mengyu, but aunt, why have you gained so much weight? You are just like my pregnant mother."
, he has grown into a big fat man."
"Auntie, she is pregnant just like your mother now. You see that auntie is pregnant now. You still bring so many people here to beat auntie. Auntie is so sad. When auntie is sad, she wants to tell you Uncle Li Bu.
, and maybe your Uncle Li Bu will spank you..." After seeing Li Ranran recognize her, Jiao Mengyu immediately complained to her in a pretense of pity.
Li Ranran was not afraid of Jiao Mengyu's complaint. What she was afraid of was that Jiao Mengyu would really tell Li Bu, because then she and Xiao Xiaobu would definitely be beaten, and they would definitely be spanked.