【572】Sure enough, if there is a father, there must be a son.
As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend will not die a poor Taoist.
So Li Ranran abandoned Xiao Xiao Bu very unfaithfully; "Auntie, we actually came to see you. We don't know Xiao Xiao Bu, and we are not very familiar with him. If we still have something to do, we can
Let's go now, just pretend we haven't been here..."
"Auntie, we are not familiar with Xiao Xiaobu. We just came here to ask you for sweets. We have to get the sweets now, so we have to go back, otherwise mom will look for it. Goodbye, aunt..." Li Ranran
As soon as they took the lead to leave, the army of dozens or twenty dolls ran away in an instant, leaving only Xiao Xiaobu, a little one who was caught by Zhang Yaowei.
"Sister Ranran, you can't leave me. How can you leave such a lovely brother of yours? Sister Ranran, don't leave!!"
"Sister Yatou, sister Yatou, my most adorable little sister, my brother loves you so much, you can't leave him alone!!"
"Sisi, Sisi, Sisi, you can't leave me. Didn't you agree that you would grow up with me and become my wife when you grow up, Sisi!!"
"Jiajia, Jiajia, Jiajia, you can't leave me. Do you really want to leave me like this? Come back quickly and save me. If you save me, I won't follow Sisi. I will follow you from now on...
.!!”
After calling four people in a row but getting no response, Xiao Xiaobu sighed, then sat down in Zhang Yaowei's arms, looked at him seriously and said, "Uncle, have you seen that women are all big pigs?"
Hoof, when there is no trouble, everyone says they will be good to you. When there is trouble, one runs faster than the other.
And uncle, I actually didn’t want to attack you just now. It was this big fat aunt who encouraged us to attack you. And you, you didn’t want to arrest me originally, right? You were also instigated by this big fat aunt,
That's why you came to arrest me, right?
So uncle, do you think this will work? Let's turn hatred into friendship and become good friends. You let me go now. When I meet you outside, you entertain me. How about I entertain you when you come to Lijia Village?
?”
"Sure enough, it's that guy's seed. This little mouth can almost tell the dead to be alive."
After hearing what Xiao Xiaobu said to Zhang Yaowei, Jiao Mengyu murmured a few words in her heart, then reached out to take Xiao Xiaobu away from Zhang Yaowei's arms, and then said to him with a smile; "Have you accepted your fate, little guy?
I have destroyed the army of dolls, so are you going to be spanked by me now, or are you going to praise me a few times and let me go when I feel better?"
Speaking of trying to please women, Xiao Xiaobu has often seen Li Bu coaxing Li Yanmei recently.
So the little guy looked directly at Jiao Mengyu face to face, looked into her eyes affectionately and said, "Beautiful aunt, are you an angel from heaven? Why do you look so good-looking?
Your eyes are so big and beautiful. When I see the look in your eyes, I feel like I'm in love. My little heart is beating faster for you now.
Have you seen my eyeballs? Have you noticed that I only have you in my eyes now?
And beautiful auntie, has anyone told you that you are very beautiful? He is obsessed with you and he is obsessed with you. If he were an emperor for you, he would be willing to give up his country as long as he
Are you a beauty?
And aunt, can you let me down? You are so beautiful that I can’t breathe in your arms. And beautiful aunt, I can’t help but want to sing a song to you now. Are you willing to listen to me sing to you?
?”
[I, I, I go... Is this really a little brat? Why do I feel like he is better at coaxing girls than me? 】
[Oh my god, this little mouth is too eloquent, isn’t it? It makes my heart beat. 】
[My dear, no wonder that boy Li Bu is so good at writing songs and scripts. It turns out that his brain is hereditary.]
[I feel like I need to hold my daughter tighter, otherwise I’m afraid that if my daughter meets this little guy, she will be borrowed by a tiger and never returned!!]
Hearing the words coming out of Xiao Xiaobu's mouth, not only the onlookers were shocked, but even Jiao Mengyu, who was holding Xiao Xiaobu, turned red with embarrassment.
After Wei Wei shyly put the little one down, Jiao Mengyu warned him; "With so many of us watching you, you can't run away, so don't run away!!"
"With you, the most beautiful woman in the world, here, my heart is with you. How could I be willing to run away? Who will save my heart if I run away?"
After the little mouth sweetly deceived Jiao Mengyu for a few words, the little guy really imitated the way Li Bu danced for Li Yanmei before.
While dancing nimbly with her small body, she pointed her finger at Jiao Mengyu, with a cute smile on her small mouth, and sang cutely;
“It’s still late at night when the lights are on, and there are so many people coming and going in a hurry.
I don't want to be too nervous, just like others,
But you looked at me with big and bright eyes, and I began to lose my opinion..."
Hearing the little guy's mouth and his smooth dancing, everyone present was stunned, especially Zhang Youxue, Di Ba, and the other singing kings, who opened their mouths in surprise.
Ignoring everyone's surprise, Xiaobu bit his little finger and made a playful blowing kiss to Jiao Mengyu. He continued to twist his little body and dance, and continued to sing to Jiao Mengyu;
The wind blows and the road is so long, my heart is shaking
I wish I could find someone to go shopping with me, but when I’m tired, I sleep on the street
On the surface, he is very stubborn, but in fact, he is a mess on the inside. He is afraid that he will love like the sun.
After singing for a while, Xiaobu walked up to Jiao Mengyu who was still squatting playfully, kissed her on the face, and then winked at her with his cute big eyes and raised his voice.
The voice lost its voice and continued to sing;
There is a fire hidden in my chest, life like this is not easy
Give you my promise and treat your smile as a letter
But I can't catch you no matter what
When the climax came, Xiaobu turned his little palms, doing a dance move that Jiao Mengyu and the others had never seen before, and sang loudly to Jiao Mengyu;
I can love you endlessly, every day, every month, every year, forever
So we love love love tonight, we don’t want to face it little by little
I can't stop loving you, falling in love is always so difficult..."
After singing the last line about how hard it is to fall in love, Xiaobu saw that everyone was shocked by his dance and song, so he immediately seized this opportunity and ran away.
However, the little guy has the same mouth as Li Bu, and sometimes he can be very mean. He doesn't even have to run away, but he can't help but say harsh words: "Auntie Big Fat Paper, and the uncle who caught me, you are finished, I
Go back and call someone now, I... Oops, what bastard is coming to catch me??"
"I'm your dad, who am I? You little bastard's butt is itchy and needs to be cleaned up, right? Who else taught you to be so rude? Just call auntie. Why do you put a big fat paper in front of it if you have nothing to do?
Ah, although it's very vivid, you can't say it..." After reaching out and hugging Xiao Bu, Li Bu first slapped his little butt twice in annoyance, and then also started to behave like a bitch.
, talking to the little guy.
Jiao Mengyu, who had already come out of her disbelief, immediately took off her shoes after hearing Li Bu's words, threw them at Mr. Li Bu, and roared, "You bastard Li Bu, I'm not done with you anymore."
, after you come back from the United States next year, I will challenge you to a duel!!"
"Uh, we've been hurt so badly by you little guy. Let's run away quickly. You can't mess with a pregnant woman!!" Seeing the flying shoes, Li Bu jumped up with Xiaobu in his arms and kicked the shoes for her.
He walked back and then hurriedly ran home with little Buluo in his arms.